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I just don't understand these humans, you know? We do so much for them and they don't even give us any form of recognition anymore! Something on your mind? Oh, nonsense! Don't they celebrate the creation of the universe? No. Oh...thought they did...well, what about that one guy with the boat who saved the animals? "Noah's Ark"? Nope. The Israelite's Exodus? Most of 'em hate the Israelites. The establishment of the Ten Commandments? Not a bit. That one guy beating the big guy with the slingshot? .uh, "David & Goliath"? You're dreaming. Well, I do know for a fact that they celebrate the birth of The Messiah! "Christmas"? Sure they do, only rather than it being about the birth of The Messiah, they celebrate about how some fat guy breaks into their homes at night. G GPTFAGNUENIDEMNTART.COM WHAT?! Why on earth would you celebrate that?! Because he leaves them presents. 海 Well, what about the Sermon on the Mount? No. The feeding of the 5000? No. Raising Larazus from the dead? No...and it's Lazarus. The Last Supper? Only hardcore Catholics BLINKE What about the celebrate that. Crucifixtion? Not really. The Resurrection?! Easter? Oh, that's pretty much the same thing as Christmas. Only rather than a fat guy breaking into your house and giving you presents, it's a giant bunny with a basket full of eggs who gives you candy. ..weren't expecting that now, were you?

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Easter Sunday


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Uploaded Jan 19, 2021 at 08:35AM EST

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