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TOMICS by Tom Gould Luke 10:25 OH, RIGHT, IN THIS CASE IT WOULD THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO TELL HIM YOU'RE GOD? I THINK I'LL TEU HIM YOU'RE GOD AND THEN RUN AWAY. JESUS, WHAT MUST I DO TO INHERIT ETERNAL LIFE? BE LOY-- WOULD BE "DEICIDE" SINCE I'D BE KILLING GOD! PATRICIDE? AS A CHILD OF GOD, DO WHAT ALL SONS MUST DO TO INHERIT THEIR FATHER'S WEALTH. OKAY. LET'S MAYBE JUST CALM ALL THE WAY DOWN. WHAT?? NO!

TOMICS by Tom Gould Luke 10:25 OH, RIGHT, IN THIS CASE IT WOULD THIS BE A GOOD TIME TO TELL HIM YOU'RE GOD? I THINK I'LL TEU HIM YOU'RE GOD AND THEN RUN AWAY. JESUS, WHAT MUST I DO TO INHERIT ETERNAL LIFE? BE LOY-- WOULD BE "DEICIDE" SINCE I'D BE KILLING GOD! PATRICIDE? AS A CHILD OF GOD, DO WHAT ALL SONS MUST DO TO INHERIT THEIR FATHER'S WEALTH. OKAY. LET'S MAYBE JUST CALM ALL THE WAY DOWN. WHAT?? NO!

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You are who you jews to be.

toMICS by Tom Gould John 20:19 THERE! NOW NO JEWS CAN GET US. ON THE EVENING OF THAT FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK, THE DISCIPLES HAD LOCKED THE DOORS FOR FEAR OF THE JEWS WHO HAD CONDEMNED JESUS TO DEATH. YOU'RE A JEW. TOO, PETER! BUT, PETER. WE'RE JEWS!

toMICS by Tom Gould John 20:19 THERE! NOW NO JEWS CAN GET US. ON THE EVENING OF THAT FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK, THE DISCIPLES HAD LOCKED THE DOORS FOR FEAR OF THE JEWS WHO HAD CONDEMNED JESUS TO DEATH. YOU'RE A JEW. TOO, PETER! BUT, PETER. WE'RE JEWS!

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Greatest American who Ever Lived: Jesus

The Bible was written entirely by the greatest American who ever lived: JESUS O92 7h Like Reply This a joke or ? O=12 Zh Like Reply It's called history sweaty, look it up. 017 7h Like Reply

The Bible was written entirely by the greatest American who ever lived: JESUS O92 7h Like Reply This a joke or ? O=12 Zh Like Reply It's called history sweaty, look it up. 017 7h Like Reply

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Luke the Evangelist

TOMICS St. Luke the Evangelist by Tom Gould The Evangelist ST. LUKE It is a period of civil unrest. Rome has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY. Nero blames the I FIND YOUR FAITH. DISTURBING. The Evangelist ST. LUKE It is Rome 'has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY. a period of civil unrest. Nero blames the executioner, hunt down and destroy anyone who the Nero's Mamertine, 'is brutal sent to allies themselves with criminalized cult. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. The Evangelist ST. LUKE It is a period of civil unrest. Rome has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY, Nero blames the executioner, Nero's Mamertine, down a nd destroy anyone who brutal is sent to hunt allies themselves with the criminalized cult. Soon even Paul,• one of teachers captured. Only the powerful WAY, is most of THE his disciple, Luke, young by Mamertine closes in. remains his side as It is 'a period of civil Rome has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY. unrest: Nero blames the Nero's Mamertine, down and destroy anyone who allies criminalized cult. brutal executioner, is sent to hunt RUN, LUKE! themselves with the Soon Paul, one : of the of Only Luke, even powerful WAY, most teachers THE is captured. his remains Mamertine close's in. disciple, his young by side as But Paul feels that THE WAY still has a'mission in store for his disciple. He forces Luke to retreat and faces his old friend M amertinẹ for the last time. captured. disciple, Only Luke, THE WAY, is young by Mamertine clo ses in. his remains his side as But Paul feels that THE WAY still has a mission in store for disciple. Luke old friend Mamertine for the last his Не forces to retreat and faces hi's time. Now, THE WAY guides Luke on a journey to create something that and ensure the survival of the faith no matter what,.. outlast the Empire can WRITE, YOU MUST. MUCH WORK TO BE DONE, THERE IS! ©9/27/19 Tom GoULD II

TOMICS St. Luke the Evangelist by Tom Gould The Evangelist ST. LUKE It is a period of civil unrest. Rome has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY. Nero blames the I FIND YOUR FAITH. DISTURBING. The Evangelist ST. LUKE It is Rome 'has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY. a period of civil unrest. Nero blames the executioner, hunt down and destroy anyone who the Nero's Mamertine, 'is brutal sent to allies themselves with criminalized cult. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. The Evangelist ST. LUKE It is a period of civil unrest. Rome has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY, Nero blames the executioner, Nero's Mamertine, down a nd destroy anyone who brutal is sent to hunt allies themselves with the criminalized cult. Soon even Paul,• one of teachers captured. Only the powerful WAY, is most of THE his disciple, Luke, young by Mamertine closes in. remains his side as It is 'a period of civil Rome has burned and the evil Emperor peaceful religion of THE WAY. unrest: Nero blames the Nero's Mamertine, down and destroy anyone who allies criminalized cult. brutal executioner, is sent to hunt RUN, LUKE! themselves with the Soon Paul, one : of the of Only Luke, even powerful WAY, most teachers THE is captured. his remains Mamertine close's in. disciple, his young by side as But Paul feels that THE WAY still has a'mission in store for his disciple. He forces Luke to retreat and faces his old friend M amertinẹ for the last time. captured. disciple, Only Luke, THE WAY, is young by Mamertine clo ses in. his remains his side as But Paul feels that THE WAY still has a mission in store for disciple. Luke old friend Mamertine for the last his Не forces to retreat and faces hi's time. Now, THE WAY guides Luke on a journey to create something that and ensure the survival of the faith no matter what,.. outlast the Empire can WRITE, YOU MUST. MUCH WORK TO BE DONE, THERE IS! ©9/27/19 Tom GoULD II

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One Substance Man

ONE SUBSTANCE MAN This parody was suggested AND voted for by my wonderful patrons at PATREON.COM/ TOMICS LOVE Tomics but HATE clever parodies that perfectly merge faith and culture in a way that speaks to the soul? Become a patron this month and you can suggest Pay me enough on Patreon and next month's wallpaper! you can influence the future of Tomics to be as lame and boring as you like! I'm nothing if not a shameless sellout! Click the Learn More button on my Facebook Page STNICK TOMICS or see my pinned post for the skinny deets! BY TO M GOULD

ONE SUBSTANCE MAN This parody was suggested AND voted for by my wonderful patrons at PATREON.COM/ TOMICS LOVE Tomics but HATE clever parodies that perfectly merge faith and culture in a way that speaks to the soul? Become a patron this month and you can suggest Pay me enough on Patreon and next month's wallpaper! you can influence the future of Tomics to be as lame and boring as you like! I'm nothing if not a shameless sellout! Click the Learn More button on my Facebook Page STNICK TOMICS or see my pinned post for the skinny deets! BY TO M GOULD

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TOMICS by Tom Gould Mark 1:32-34 THEY BROUGHT TO HIM ALL WHO WERE ILL . I'M DA ILLEST SINNA DIS SIDE O' DA GROUND, Y0! I'M DA 0.G. BLAZIN' SO HOT LOST SOULZ BE FALLIN' INTA ME, SWAGFAM! MY SPEECH IS NO LONGER MARRED BY GRATUITOUS SLANG AND GRAMMATICAL INCONGRUITY! I'M CURED! Y0! EAL I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM AGAIN! IT'S A MIRACLE! SALE DANK .... 1/25|18 Ton Gub

TOMICS by Tom Gould Mark 1:32-34 THEY BROUGHT TO HIM ALL WHO WERE ILL . I'M DA ILLEST SINNA DIS SIDE O' DA GROUND, Y0! I'M DA 0.G. BLAZIN' SO HOT LOST SOULZ BE FALLIN' INTA ME, SWAGFAM! MY SPEECH IS NO LONGER MARRED BY GRATUITOUS SLANG AND GRAMMATICAL INCONGRUITY! I'M CURED! Y0! EAL I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM AGAIN! IT'S A MIRACLE! SALE DANK .... 1/25|18 Ton Gub

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Body of Christ

TOMICS by Tom Gould IF THE EUCHARIST REALLY IS THE BODY OF CHRIST, THEN JESUS SURE TASTES A LOT LIKE REGULAR OLD BREAD, DOESN'T HE, FATHER? PERHAPS IT IS NOT JESUS' BODY THAT TASTES LIKE BREAD, BUT BREAD THAT TASTES LIKE JESUS' BODY. OH, YEAH? WELL .

TOMICS by Tom Gould IF THE EUCHARIST REALLY IS THE BODY OF CHRIST, THEN JESUS SURE TASTES A LOT LIKE REGULAR OLD BREAD, DOESN'T HE, FATHER? PERHAPS IT IS NOT JESUS' BODY THAT TASTES LIKE BREAD, BUT BREAD THAT TASTES LIKE JESUS' BODY. OH, YEAH? WELL .

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Most Holy

toMicS The Solemnity of the Most Holy Trinity by Tom Gould HERE'S TODAY'S QUESTION: "DEAR FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT, WHO'S THE MOST HOLY OUT OF THE TRINITY?" THAT'S A WONDERFUL QUESTION! SINCE ALL THREE OF US SHARE THE SAME DIVINE NATURE, WE'RE ALL EQUALLY. JESUS, IF YOU MAKE THAT JOKE AGAIN, YOU'RE FIRED FROM THE TRINITY. THAT'LL MAKE THEOLOGY SUPER WEIRD FOR A WHILE. TRINITEA TIME

toMicS The Solemnity of the Most Holy Trinity by Tom Gould HERE'S TODAY'S QUESTION: "DEAR FATHER, SON, AND HOLY SPIRIT, WHO'S THE MOST HOLY OUT OF THE TRINITY?" THAT'S A WONDERFUL QUESTION! SINCE ALL THREE OF US SHARE THE SAME DIVINE NATURE, WE'RE ALL EQUALLY. JESUS, IF YOU MAKE THAT JOKE AGAIN, YOU'RE FIRED FROM THE TRINITY. THAT'LL MAKE THEOLOGY SUPER WEIRD FOR A WHILE. TRINITEA TIME

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St. Lawrence Grill

toMICS St. Lawrence by Tom Gould AH! THIS IS THE (AFTER)LIFE! HEY, HOLY SPIRIT, HOW ARE THOSE BURGERS COMING ALONG? THEY'D BE DONE ALREADY IF LAWRENCE WASN'T BACK-SEAT GRILLING. YOU SAID IT, PETER! I'M JUST SAYING THEY LOOK DONE ON THAT SIDE! ©7/17/19 Tom GouLo I

toMICS St. Lawrence by Tom Gould AH! THIS IS THE (AFTER)LIFE! HEY, HOLY SPIRIT, HOW ARE THOSE BURGERS COMING ALONG? THEY'D BE DONE ALREADY IF LAWRENCE WASN'T BACK-SEAT GRILLING. YOU SAID IT, PETER! I'M JUST SAYING THEY LOOK DONE ON THAT SIDE! ©7/17/19 Tom GouLo I

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Saul's Conversion

TOMICS by Tom Gould I HEAR YOU HAD A MIRACULOUS CONVERSION, || A CHRISTIAN IS TOO HARD, I PAUL, BUT IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO BECOME A REAL CHRISTIAN. I GUESS IF BECOMING OH. NONONO, I WASN'T SAYING YOU'RE NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN! I WAS JUST... UH. MARVELING AT HOW QUICKLY YOU BECAME THE REALEST CHRISTIAN EVER, HAHA! CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON MY OLD JOB. MURDERING CHRISTIANS. HMM.THAT'S TOO BAD. AW, GEE, THANKS!

TOMICS by Tom Gould I HEAR YOU HAD A MIRACULOUS CONVERSION, || A CHRISTIAN IS TOO HARD, I PAUL, BUT IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT TO BECOME A REAL CHRISTIAN. I GUESS IF BECOMING OH. NONONO, I WASN'T SAYING YOU'RE NOT A REAL CHRISTIAN! I WAS JUST... UH. MARVELING AT HOW QUICKLY YOU BECAME THE REALEST CHRISTIAN EVER, HAHA! CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON MY OLD JOB. MURDERING CHRISTIANS. HMM.THAT'S TOO BAD. AW, GEE, THANKS!

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Parable Show

TOMICS by Tom Gould Matthew 21:28-31 CAN YOU GUESS WHO THE TWO SONS REPRESENT, PAPA JOE? ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE ONE SAID "NO", BUT WAS A DADDY WHO ASKED HIS ||| ATER HE CHANGED HIS N THE OTHER SAID "YES", MIND AND DID WORK. TWO SONS TO DO SOME WORK. BUT CHANGED HIS MIND AND DIDN'T DO ANY. PARABLE SHOW! WELL, THE FIRST SON IS THE RÉPENTANT SINNER, LIKE A TAX-COLLECTOR OR PROSTITUTE WHO FINALLY TURNS TOWARD GOD. THE SECOND SON IS THE COMPLACENT BELIEVER, LIKE THOSE WHO -- WHAT'S A "PROSTITUTE"? ASK YOUR FATHER. KISS THE CARPENTER SS THE RPENTER DADARIC C DADARIC C 9/28|17 Ton Goud m

TOMICS by Tom Gould Matthew 21:28-31 CAN YOU GUESS WHO THE TWO SONS REPRESENT, PAPA JOE? ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE ONE SAID "NO", BUT WAS A DADDY WHO ASKED HIS ||| ATER HE CHANGED HIS N THE OTHER SAID "YES", MIND AND DID WORK. TWO SONS TO DO SOME WORK. BUT CHANGED HIS MIND AND DIDN'T DO ANY. PARABLE SHOW! WELL, THE FIRST SON IS THE RÉPENTANT SINNER, LIKE A TAX-COLLECTOR OR PROSTITUTE WHO FINALLY TURNS TOWARD GOD. THE SECOND SON IS THE COMPLACENT BELIEVER, LIKE THOSE WHO -- WHAT'S A "PROSTITUTE"? ASK YOUR FATHER. KISS THE CARPENTER SS THE RPENTER DADARIC C DADARIC C 9/28|17 Ton Goud m

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Jesus is done for the day

tomicS by Tom Gould Luke 14:26 IF ANYONE COMES TO ME WITHOUT HATING HIS FATHER AND MOTHER, WIFE AND CHILDREN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND EVEN HIS OWN LIFE, HE CANNOT BE MY DISCIPLE. HEH! JESUS SAID TO HATE YOU, MOM, SO I GUESS I HAVE TO! DON'T WORRY. I'LL GIVE YOU UNTIL THAT'S NOT TOMORROW TO MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. NO HARD FEELINGS, MA. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD DISCIPLE. WHAT HE-- TAP TAP I'VE SAID A LOT OF DIFFICULT THINGS. SOME OF THEM WERE HYPERBOLIC OR FIGURATIVE, AND SOME OF THEM I REALLY MEANT. . ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE ONE YOu WANT TO TAKE LITERALLY? ARE YOU REALLY SURE?? AND OF ALL THOSE THINGS I'VE SAID. ...

tomicS by Tom Gould Luke 14:26 IF ANYONE COMES TO ME WITHOUT HATING HIS FATHER AND MOTHER, WIFE AND CHILDREN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND EVEN HIS OWN LIFE, HE CANNOT BE MY DISCIPLE. HEH! JESUS SAID TO HATE YOU, MOM, SO I GUESS I HAVE TO! DON'T WORRY. I'LL GIVE YOU UNTIL THAT'S NOT TOMORROW TO MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. NO HARD FEELINGS, MA. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD DISCIPLE. WHAT HE-- TAP TAP I'VE SAID A LOT OF DIFFICULT THINGS. SOME OF THEM WERE HYPERBOLIC OR FIGURATIVE, AND SOME OF THEM I REALLY MEANT. . ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE ONE YOu WANT TO TAKE LITERALLY? ARE YOU REALLY SURE?? AND OF ALL THOSE THINGS I'VE SAID. ...

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Three Priests

TOMICS by Tom Gould FATHER PRIESTS, AND THEY'RE KIND || FITZGERALD IS LIKE THE FATHER 'CUZ HE'S OLD. .FATHER BOOKS IS LIKE THE SON 'CUZ HE'S NICE. . AND FATHER MARK IS LIKE THE HOLY SPIRIT, 'CUZ HE'S SMALL AND DOESN'T DO A LOT. MY CHURCH HAS THREE OF LIKE THE HOLY TRINITY. I AM VERY OLD. Gain Tan GeuLD

TOMICS by Tom Gould FATHER PRIESTS, AND THEY'RE KIND || FITZGERALD IS LIKE THE FATHER 'CUZ HE'S OLD. .FATHER BOOKS IS LIKE THE SON 'CUZ HE'S NICE. . AND FATHER MARK IS LIKE THE HOLY SPIRIT, 'CUZ HE'S SMALL AND DOESN'T DO A LOT. MY CHURCH HAS THREE OF LIKE THE HOLY TRINITY. I AM VERY OLD. Gain Tan GeuLD

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God's Grace is Immeasurable

Gods grace is immeasurable and my sin is ruined

Gods grace is immeasurable and my sin is ruined

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