tomicS by Tom Gould Luke 14:26 IF ANYONE COMES TO ME WITHOUT HATING HIS FATHER AND MOTHER, WIFE AND CHILDREN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND EVEN HIS OWN LIFE, HE CANNOT BE MY DISCIPLE. HEH! JESUS SAID TO HATE YOU, MOM, SO I GUESS I HAVE TO! DON'T WORRY. I'LL GIVE YOU UNTIL THAT'S NOT TOMORROW TO MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. NO HARD FEELINGS, MA. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD DISCIPLE. WHAT HE-- TAP TAP I'VE SAID A LOT OF DIFFICULT THINGS. SOME OF THEM WERE HYPERBOLIC OR FIGURATIVE, AND SOME OF THEM I REALLY MEANT. . ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE ONE YOu WANT TO TAKE LITERALLY? ARE YOU REALLY SURE?? AND OF ALL THOSE THINGS I'VE SAID. ...

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tomicS by Tom Gould Luke 14:26 IF ANYONE COMES TO ME WITHOUT HATING HIS FATHER AND MOTHER, WIFE AND CHILDREN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND EVEN HIS OWN LIFE, HE CANNOT BE MY DISCIPLE. HEH! JESUS SAID TO HATE YOU, MOM, SO I GUESS I HAVE TO! DON'T WORRY. I'LL GIVE YOU UNTIL THAT'S NOT TOMORROW TO MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. NO HARD FEELINGS, MA. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD DISCIPLE. WHAT HE-- TAP TAP I'VE SAID A LOT OF DIFFICULT THINGS. SOME OF THEM WERE HYPERBOLIC OR FIGURATIVE, AND SOME OF THEM I REALLY MEANT. . ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE ONE YOu WANT TO TAKE LITERALLY? ARE YOU REALLY SURE?? AND OF ALL THOSE THINGS I'VE SAID. ...

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