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Adderall

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus

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Knot

[NSFW] When I was little, I discovered I had the uncanny talent of being able to eat two separate pieces of rope, and then later when I pooped them out, they would be tied together. nsfw I s--- you knot.

[NSFW] When I was little, I discovered I had the uncanny talent of being able to eat two separate pieces of rope, and then later when I pooped them out, they would be tied together. nsfw I s--- you knot.

Carpenter

Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up the hammer and saw. (my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up the hammer and saw. (my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

Flowers

My wife's mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers I honestly didn't even know she sold flowers

My wife's mad at me because she said I never buy her flowers I honestly didn't even know she sold flowers

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The horror...of dad

I walked into the kitchen yesterday and I said to my dad hey I'm hungry and my Nickslodeo dad said hi hungry l'm dead DADS JOKE SURVIVORS Nickelc Well, we were having dinner, and Dad had spilled his peas on the table. He looks right at me and said, oh no, I have just peed on the table. FATHERS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY TELL HUNDREDS OF TERRIBLE DAD JOKES. THE CONSEQUENCES CAN BE DEVASTATING. Dad asks me, have you heard about the new movie constipation ? I was all like, what? No. And he said, it never came out. Who even calls a movie constipation? ISAAC NOW HATES THE FILM INDUSTRY My Dad and I, we were going past the aquarium, and he said to me... How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh? And he said ten tickles, like what? Ahhh, tentacles. ABBEY IS NOW SCARED OF AQUARIUMS Hey Dad! Can you make me a sandwich? Guy: And what did Dad say Abracadabra, you are a sandwich. HOLLY HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS DAD JOKES THEY'RE NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT I guess I am a sandwich. VIA 9GAG. COM

I walked into the kitchen yesterday and I said to my dad hey I'm hungry and my Nickslodeo dad said hi hungry l'm dead DADS JOKE SURVIVORS Nickelc Well, we were having dinner, and Dad had spilled his peas on the table. He looks right at me and said, oh no, I have just peed on the table. FATHERS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY TELL HUNDREDS OF TERRIBLE DAD JOKES. THE CONSEQUENCES CAN BE DEVASTATING. Dad asks me, have you heard about the new movie constipation ? I was all like, what? No. And he said, it never came out. Who even calls a movie constipation? ISAAC NOW HATES THE FILM INDUSTRY My Dad and I, we were going past the aquarium, and he said to me... How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh? And he said ten tickles, like what? Ahhh, tentacles. ABBEY IS NOW SCARED OF AQUARIUMS Hey Dad! Can you make me a sandwich? Guy: And what did Dad say Abracadabra, you are a sandwich. HOLLY HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS DAD JOKES THEY'RE NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT I guess I am a sandwich. VIA 9GAG. COM

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joking

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

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took a awhile

r/dadjokes Posted by u/dgardner1398 • 9h What do you call a mouse that swears? Wholesome A cursor 1 2.0k 33 A Share * BEST COMMENTS - jojabean • 3h Took awhile for that to click Reply 1 303 +

r/dadjokes Posted by u/dgardner1398 • 9h What do you call a mouse that swears? Wholesome A cursor 1 2.0k 33 A Share * BEST COMMENTS - jojabean • 3h Took awhile for that to click Reply 1 303 +

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fractions and decimals

$r/dadjokes u/FinalCaveat • 12h I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. Wholesome It's pointless. 5.9k 87 1 Share BEST COMMENTS SkettiSammich • 11h S 2 Awards Well, look. You gotta draw the line somewhere, or else people will think you're being irrational. But that is beside the point. Reply 1 1.5k$

$r/dadjokes u/FinalCaveat • 12h I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. Wholesome It's pointless. 5.9k 87 1 Share BEST COMMENTS SkettiSammich • 11h S 2 Awards Well, look. You gotta draw the line somewhere, or else people will think you're being irrational. But that is beside the point. Reply 1 1.5k$

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Big Apple

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis.

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See You Next Year

Dads on the 31st of December at 11:59pm See you in a Decade

Dads on the 31st of December at 11:59pm See you in a Decade

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Dad, I'm Gay

mom, dad. ..im gay www.DRAWTISM.COM don't you f------ dare clench HI GAY.. M DAD edraw tism omfg lol

mom, dad. ..im gay www.DRAWTISM.COM don't you f------ dare clench HI GAY.. M DAD edraw tism omfg lol

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Cashier that gets tipped: "hahajdjhas good one sir"

THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "guess it's free then" if a cashier has trouble scanning an item d

THE DAD The Dad @thedad Follow Dads love saying "guess it's free then" if a cashier has trouble scanning an item d

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Probably

Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608

Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608

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safety instructions

IMPORTANT Read Before Using IMPORTANTE Leer antes de usar IMPORTANT Lire avant usage Operating/Safety Instructions Consignes de fonctionnement/sécurité Instrucciones de funcionamiento y seguridad CRITICAL SAFETY NOTICE Before operating, you MUST give it at least two squeezes to rev it up. Otherwise, the dad gods will curse your family and bring shame to your name. THE BAD Pariez-vous français? Voir page 16 For English See page 2 Habla español? Ver página 30

IMPORTANT Read Before Using IMPORTANTE Leer antes de usar IMPORTANT Lire avant usage Operating/Safety Instructions Consignes de fonctionnement/sécurité Instrucciones de funcionamiento y seguridad CRITICAL SAFETY NOTICE Before operating, you MUST give it at least two squeezes to rev it up. Otherwise, the dad gods will curse your family and bring shame to your name. THE BAD Pariez-vous français? Voir page 16 For English See page 2 Habla español? Ver página 30

That dad just had his day made

TravisTee @TravisTeeh Me: "I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy" Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?" Me: "... maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger." Random dad across the restaurant: "GOOD ONE!"

TravisTee @TravisTeeh Me: "I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy" Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?" Me: "... maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger." Random dad across the restaurant: "GOOD ONE!"

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Halloween costume

If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. WI

If there's anything I love more than a family costume, it's a solid dad joke. WI

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A universal dad truth

The Dad @thedad THE DAD Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"

The Dad @thedad THE DAD Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"

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rip dad

makuntizsmelli 267 points 1 month ago I'm 22. Still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born RIP Dad. A dadjokes_bot 683 points 1 month ago S Hi 22, I'm dad!

makuntizsmelli 267 points 1 month ago I'm 22. Still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day I was born RIP Dad. A dadjokes_bot 683 points 1 month ago S Hi 22, I'm dad!

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So sweet

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

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First time?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said, So, how long have you been an instructor?"

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went skydiving today for the first time. This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said, So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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