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They can't ruin your plan if you improvise half of the session | /r/dndmemes

THE TIME FOR Planning IS OVER! It's time to B-------
THE TIME FOR Planning IS OVER! It's time to B-------

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My new favourite way to handle the murderhobos. | /r/dndmemes

You're going murderhobo against your groups wishes, and disintegrate a slightly annoying child The DM yells "What did you do to my child?!" and puts the mini for your last character, a level 27 Moon Druid, on the table imgflip.com
You're going murderhobo against your groups wishes, and disintegrate a slightly annoying child The DM yells "What did you do to my child?!" and puts the mini for your last character, a level 27 Moon Druid, on the table imgflip.com

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The twist is that both paths are valid ways for a DM to run their game | /r/dndmemes

THE SORCERER LICH ACTS IN A WAY THAT LETS THE PLAYER GET CLOSE, BECAUSE BEING LOCKED OUT OF THE FIGHT IS NOT FUN THE SORCERER LICH USES FORCECAGE ON THE PALADIN BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES SENSE
THE SORCERER LICH ACTS IN A WAY THAT LETS THE PLAYER GET CLOSE, BECAUSE BEING LOCKED OUT OF THE FIGHT IS NOT FUN THE SORCERER LICH USES FORCECAGE ON THE PALADIN BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES SENSE

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Congratulations, you are being rescued! Please do not resist. | /r/dndmemes

the rest of the party arriving to save the day the rogue, ready to convince the jury that she didn't commit treason a trial by combat
the rest of the party arriving to save the day the rogue, ready to convince the jury that she didn't commit treason a trial by combat

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[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 32. "Fwoosh" | /r/dndmemes

EXPRESS DELIVERY! UPS! 1.vm HERE TO DELIVER JUSTICE! THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #32 J ༩ RASCH HE HE HE OH NO... ZE GAS IZN'T POIZONOUZ. GAS. NICE TRY, OUR TRAINING MAKES US IMMUNE TO POISON, IN ALL ITS FORMS! SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO 15 IT'Z... FLAMMABLE. CTCHK
EXPRESS DELIVERY! UPS! 1.vm HERE TO DELIVER JUSTICE! THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #32 J ༩ RASCH HE HE HE OH NO... ZE GAS IZN'T POIZONOUZ. GAS. NICE TRY, OUR TRAINING MAKES US IMMUNE TO POISON, IN ALL ITS FORMS! SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO 15 IT'Z... FLAMMABLE. CTCHK

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Lute of Thunderous Thumping | /r/dndmemes

Lute of Thunderous Thumping But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down.
Lute of Thunderous Thumping But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down.

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since snakes aren't local to this city, we call it the kobold effect. | /r/dndmemes

lookie here! i finally got my adoptability rating to 0 and all it took was a bit of arson! i'm officially on the blacklist! aren't you supposed to keep your rating high? only if i want to end up like you! with this it will be illegal for an adventurer to claim me! jeez i dunno. it looks like you fudged the numbers a little. oh shut up, they only care about stuff like that if you score high. B
lookie here! i finally got my adoptability rating to 0 and all it took was a bit of arson! i'm officially on the blacklist! aren't you supposed to keep your rating high? only if i want to end up like you! with this it will be illegal for an adventurer to claim me! jeez i dunno. it looks like you fudged the numbers a little. oh shut up, they only care about stuff like that if you score high. B

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Behold, a Summon lesser dude spell | /r/dndmemes

SEEN UNSERVANT 1st level Conjuration CASTING TIME 1 Action COMPONENTS V, S, M RANGE Self, 15 Feet DURATION Instantaneous You summon a random person. It has no obligation to serve you whatsoever. Notes Ritual 3. CC
SEEN UNSERVANT 1st level Conjuration CASTING TIME 1 Action COMPONENTS V, S, M RANGE Self, 15 Feet DURATION Instantaneous You summon a random person. It has no obligation to serve you whatsoever. Notes Ritual 3. CC

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You can't handle my pipe or my bags. | /r/dndmemes

hart My child will pick a normal instrument for their bard magical focus.
hart My child will pick a normal instrument for their bard magical focus.

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Do you feel like that sometimes? | /r/dndmemes

the character I created how I roleplay them
the character I created how I roleplay them

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Kidnap the nice scientist npc for 300 gold. | /r/dndmemes

Are we really evil for doing a quest No, you're evil for kidnapping a guy and beating the s--- outta him. made with mematic 《
Are we really evil for doing a quest No, you're evil for kidnapping a guy and beating the s--- outta him. made with mematic 《

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Just finished a long term campaign and I sent this to my players | /r/dndmemes

Don't cry because it's over, smile because you've committed various war crimes.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because you've committed various war crimes.

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Remember. Fighting DM PC takes spotlight. Buffing DM PC gives awesomeness. | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com YOUR GROUP HAS TO DEFEAT A BBEG, AND SO THEY MUST AWAKEN AN ANCIENT IMMORTAL PALADIN SO THAT HE CAN HELP THEM. GREAT. ANOTHER STUPID DM PC, TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT. "WELL MET ADVENTURERS. SADLY, MY BODY DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO JOIN THE FRAY IN PERSON. BUT I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER. FIGHTER, YOU GAIN MY STRENGTH, FOREVER. BARBARIAN, MY HEALTH. BARD, MY CHARISMA, FOREVER. SORCERRER, MY SPELLSLOTS. WARLOCK. WELL, TO YOU I BESTOW THIS [-1] DAGGER OF NEVER-SILENT FARTS"
imgflip.com YOUR GROUP HAS TO DEFEAT A BBEG, AND SO THEY MUST AWAKEN AN ANCIENT IMMORTAL PALADIN SO THAT HE CAN HELP THEM. GREAT. ANOTHER STUPID DM PC, TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT. "WELL MET ADVENTURERS. SADLY, MY BODY DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO JOIN THE FRAY IN PERSON. BUT I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER. FIGHTER, YOU GAIN MY STRENGTH, FOREVER. BARBARIAN, MY HEALTH. BARD, MY CHARISMA, FOREVER. SORCERRER, MY SPELLSLOTS. WARLOCK. WELL, TO YOU I BESTOW THIS [-1] DAGGER OF NEVER-SILENT FARTS"

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The shopkeeper definitely has that, right? | /r/dndmemes

ME TRYING TO FIND AN EASY WAY TO LEVEL UP 100GP 5,000 CHICKENS, PLEASE imgflip.com
ME TRYING TO FIND AN EASY WAY TO LEVEL UP 100GP 5,000 CHICKENS, PLEASE imgflip.com

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Or just have a paladin or cleric bless an entire barrel | /r/dndmemes

So, Holy Water is about a pint, and it deals 2d6 damage. The average, basic barrel can hold 75 gallons. 1 gallon is 8 quarts And 75 times 8 is... 600... Minimum damage is 1200 All at the cost of Maximum damage 720 7200 15,000 gold!!!
So, Holy Water is about a pint, and it deals 2d6 damage. The average, basic barrel can hold 75 gallons. 1 gallon is 8 quarts And 75 times 8 is... 600... Minimum damage is 1200 All at the cost of Maximum damage 720 7200 15,000 gold!!!

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I'll have one, no make that two Gnoll femboys please. | /r/dndmemes

13 000D Female hyenas are generally larger, and the dominant sex of their packs. Therfore Gnoll males would be sexy lean femboys, while the females would be large, masculine, dominant, snu snu machines Who the f--- starts a conversation like that I just sat down!
13 000D Female hyenas are generally larger, and the dominant sex of their packs. Therfore Gnoll males would be sexy lean femboys, while the females would be large, masculine, dominant, snu snu machines Who the f--- starts a conversation like that I just sat down!

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"yeah but we might need that later!" | /r/dndmemes

not using magic items not using spell scrolls not using spell slots dm this combat encounter is to long and to hard, you need to tweak this made with mematic
not using magic items not using spell scrolls not using spell slots dm this combat encounter is to long and to hard, you need to tweak this made with mematic

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"They say no one truly dies until their name is spoken for the last time" - some bozo about to try and achieve immortality with a suicidal feat of bravery | /r/dndmemes

'Living' forever as a lich Living forever in the songs sung round hearths and campfires across the land
'Living' forever as a lich Living forever in the songs sung round hearths and campfires across the land

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Who wouldnt want to play as an ent | /r/dndmemes

My variant human rogue meeting my bestfriends Treefolk druid in our first session:
My variant human rogue meeting my bestfriends Treefolk druid in our first session:

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kobold vs kobold. your comments decide why this is even happening. | /r/dndmemes

sunflower (domestic kobold) stingbee (wild kobold) 10 hitpoints (well fed) 7 strength (sedentary lifestyle) 10 dex (overweight) grown soft, weak instincts (cannot dash, disengage, or hide.) doesn't really want to fight unarmed, but adventurers will arrive in 3 rounds 4 hitpoints (malnourished, even by kobold standards) 7 strength (malnourishment) 15 dex has one use of cunning action vicious and cunning, the ideal kobold mindset has a dagger on hand fight takes place in a darkened alleyway. who would win?
sunflower (domestic kobold) stingbee (wild kobold) 10 hitpoints (well fed) 7 strength (sedentary lifestyle) 10 dex (overweight) grown soft, weak instincts (cannot dash, disengage, or hide.) doesn't really want to fight unarmed, but adventurers will arrive in 3 rounds 4 hitpoints (malnourished, even by kobold standards) 7 strength (malnourishment) 15 dex has one use of cunning action vicious and cunning, the ideal kobold mindset has a dagger on hand fight takes place in a darkened alleyway. who would win?

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