lookie here! i finally got my adoptability rating to 0 and all it took was a bit of arson! i'm officially on the blacklist! aren't you supposed to keep your rating high? only if i want to end up like you! with this it will be illegal for an adventurer to claim me! jeez i dunno. it looks like you fudged the numbers a little. oh shut up, they only care about stuff like that if you score high. B

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AHG!! GOBBLINS! AAA!! Do You MEAN FOBLINS I'M BEING GOBBLED! AAAAAAA!! I GOT THIS DONT YOU F------ DARE

IT TOOK ME DOZENS OF SESSIONS OVER SEVERAL YEARS TO RULE A CITY BY THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN. YOU JUST ROLLED A 20 AND YOUR DM GAVE YOU A CITY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. imgflip.com

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Behold, a Summon lesser dude spell | /r/dndmemes

SEEN UNSERVANT 1st level Conjuration CASTING TIME 1 Action COMPONENTS V, S, M RANGE Self, 15 Feet DURATION Instantaneous You summon a random person. It has no obligation to serve you whatsoever. Notes Ritual 3. CC

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You can't handle my pipe or my bags. | /r/dndmemes

hart My child will pick a normal instrument for their bard magical focus.

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Do you feel like that sometimes? | /r/dndmemes

the character I created how I roleplay them

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Kidnap the nice scientist npc for 300 gold. | /r/dndmemes

Are we really evil for doing a quest No, you're evil for kidnapping a guy and beating the s--- outta him. made with mematic 《

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Just finished a long term campaign and I sent this to my players | /r/dndmemes

Don't cry because it's over, smile because you've committed various war crimes.

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Remember. Fighting DM PC takes spotlight. Buffing DM PC gives awesomeness. | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com YOUR GROUP HAS TO DEFEAT A BBEG, AND SO THEY MUST AWAKEN AN ANCIENT IMMORTAL PALADIN SO THAT HE CAN HELP THEM. GREAT. ANOTHER STUPID DM PC, TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT. "WELL MET ADVENTURERS. SADLY, MY BODY DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO JOIN THE FRAY IN PERSON. BUT I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER. FIGHTER, YOU GAIN MY STRENGTH, FOREVER. BARBARIAN, MY HEALTH. BARD, MY CHARISMA, FOREVER. SORCERRER, MY SPELLSLOTS. WARLOCK. WELL, TO YOU I BESTOW THIS [-1] DAGGER OF NEVER-SILENT FARTS"

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The shopkeeper definitely has that, right? | /r/dndmemes

ME TRYING TO FIND AN EASY WAY TO LEVEL UP 100GP 5,000 CHICKENS, PLEASE imgflip.com

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Or just have a paladin or cleric bless an entire barrel | /r/dndmemes

So, Holy Water is about a pint, and it deals 2d6 damage. The average, basic barrel can hold 75 gallons. 1 gallon is 8 quarts And 75 times 8 is... 600... Minimum damage is 1200 All at the cost of Maximum damage 720 7200 15,000 gold!!!

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I'll have one, no make that two Gnoll femboys please. | /r/dndmemes

13 000D Female hyenas are generally larger, and the dominant sex of their packs. Therfore Gnoll males would be sexy lean femboys, while the females would be large, masculine, dominant, snu snu machines Who the f--- starts a conversation like that I just sat down!

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"yeah but we might need that later!" | /r/dndmemes

not using magic items not using spell scrolls not using spell slots dm this combat encounter is to long and to hard, you need to tweak this made with mematic

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"They say no one truly dies until their name is spoken for the last time" - some bozo about to try and achieve immortality with a suicidal feat of bravery | /r/dndmemes

'Living' forever as a lich Living forever in the songs sung round hearths and campfires across the land

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Who wouldnt want to play as an ent | /r/dndmemes

My variant human rogue meeting my bestfriends Treefolk druid in our first session:

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Dungeons and Dragons - since snakes aren't local to this city, we call it the kobold effect. | /r/dndmemes

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lookie here! i finally got my adoptability rating to 0 and all it took was a bit of arson! i'm officially on the blacklist! aren't you supposed to keep your rating high? only if i want to end up like you! with this it will be illegal for an adventurer to claim me! jeez i dunno. it looks like you fudged the numbers a little. oh shut up, they only care about stuff like that if you score high. B

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