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HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we've verified at FUMU o Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled o The game room only has one video game system and one television o The two are not connected. o Under 500 people showed up o The hotel does not have wi-fi o People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching o The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine o Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale o Former supporters are protesting and picketing the ce o Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other lized. o Nash Grier has been shot. o Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they're terrorizing the game room o People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new o There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep o George Lucas has cancelled. o Water quality is low, more itching is reported o Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1 o Those complaining of itching are now quarantined o The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi o Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807 o The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are o The band The Smouldering Fedoras" has cancelled o Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather o The "Dash" in DashCon has been stolen o There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the room o The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw o Jessica Alba has cancelled o The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant o A horde of Griers is now fighting the htched giant flies o Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry o The drying paint has cancelled o The convention has been declared the best in tumbl history More news as it comes. And now the weather is now suing FIUMU o The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies o As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating o The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been o The convention will now screen Caligula." o Kids will be allowed in free o 9 severed heads found o 9 headless bodies found. o Heads do not match bodies. o Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather. o The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room. o There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for o Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel. o Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell s--- to the attendees o Buy o The convention organizers have been arrested o Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested! o The police have cancelled. o The CSI Panel has filled in o The Brony room has caught on fire o A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead o John Green has cancelled. o The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal o All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead o MRA death Update: Not all men. o Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room o The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian to send 300 peace keepers to the Caligula screening o UPDATE 300 peacekeepers found dead Free lollipops ar Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news TE 3: o The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing o Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps oAn outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention. has ca o The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend! o The Sushi Bar is contaminated. o Clarification "The Sushi Bar" is a band. o The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention o The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot. o The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord. o The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral. o The Angry Video Game Nerd's funeral will have a game room and o People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd's o The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula. tching o Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains very effective o Dashcon has been named The worst event in the history of existence" by Fox News. o Dashcon has been named "The worst event in the history of existence" by a reputable news source o DotCon has been cancelled in advance o The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now ently dead o The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the o Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable

HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we've verified at FUMU o Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled o The game room only has one video game system and one television o The two are not connected. o Under 500 people showed up o The hotel does not have wi-fi o People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching o The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine o Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale o Former supporters are protesting and picketing the ce o Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other lized. o Nash Grier has been shot. o Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they're terrorizing the game room o People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new o There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep o George Lucas has cancelled. o Water quality is low, more itching is reported o Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1 o Those complaining of itching are now quarantined o The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi o Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807 o The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are o The band The Smouldering Fedoras" has cancelled o Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather o The "Dash" in DashCon has been stolen o There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the room o The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw o Jessica Alba has cancelled o The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant o A horde of Griers is now fighting the htched giant flies o Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry o The drying paint has cancelled o The convention has been declared the best in tumbl history More news as it comes. And now the weather is now suing FIUMU o The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies o As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating o The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been o The convention will now screen Caligula." o Kids will be allowed in free o 9 severed heads found o 9 headless bodies found. o Heads do not match bodies. o Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather. o The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room. o There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for o Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel. o Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell s--- to the attendees o Buy o The convention organizers have been arrested o Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested! o The police have cancelled. o The CSI Panel has filled in o The Brony room has caught on fire o A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead o John Green has cancelled. o The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal o All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead o MRA death Update: Not all men. o Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room o The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian to send 300 peace keepers to the Caligula screening o UPDATE 300 peacekeepers found dead Free lollipops ar Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news TE 3: o The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing o Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps oAn outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention. has ca o The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend! o The Sushi Bar is contaminated. o Clarification "The Sushi Bar" is a band. o The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention o The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot. o The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord. o The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral. o The Angry Video Game Nerd's funeral will have a game room and o People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd's o The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula. tching o Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains very effective o Dashcon has been named The worst event in the history of existence" by Fox News. o Dashcon has been named "The worst event in the history of existence" by a reputable news source o DotCon has been cancelled in advance o The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now ently dead o The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the o Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about my ballpit, you p----- in it? you m------------! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of s----- cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my f------ tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning s----- cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re f------ dead, kiddo.

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GREETINGS FROM DASHCON, 2014!!

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Anonymous (ID: uw50K962 07/13/14(Sun)21:19:34 No.556448993 FACTS SO FAR >con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that 21 KB JPGapparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening) vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason >Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel >Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500 >Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes >Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables >there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same >some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV >people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money >it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks nobody knows where it went >most of their contracts were verbal only rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down >4chan's involvement except for /pol/tard pissing in ball pit mostly unknown tumblr hambeasts already blaming in on mfw

Anonymous (ID: uw50K962 07/13/14(Sun)21:19:34 No.556448993 FACTS SO FAR >con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that 21 KB JPGapparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening) vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason >Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel >Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500 >Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes >Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables >there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same >some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV >people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money >it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks nobody knows where it went >most of their contracts were verbal only rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down >4chan's involvement except for /pol/tard pissing in ball pit mostly unknown tumblr hambeasts already blaming in on mfw

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"WELCOME TO HELL." d dashcon is to conventions , as foodfight is to animated movies." THE BALL PIT DEFLATED REPEAT THE BALLPIT DEFLATED Did someone really give birth in the ball pit?" BALLPITSTUCK "Not all Dashcons." DASHCON 2014 HELL EAH HELL YEAH HELL F----- RIGHT. "my feet hurt "Dashcon? More the music 1s too loud i wish i was at home blogging about fandoms" "Meet me in the f------ ball pit.'" "I just wanted another hour." Dashcon is a pretty accurate representation of tumblr users and what happens when they're given things like responsibilty or a job to do." what if Dashcorn was 4chan's plan all along?" "whats so bad about dashn "but Slenderman in the ball pit." made it all better." "eat my áss for an extra hour

"WELCOME TO HELL." d dashcon is to conventions , as foodfight is to animated movies." THE BALL PIT DEFLATED REPEAT THE BALLPIT DEFLATED Did someone really give birth in the ball pit?" BALLPITSTUCK "Not all Dashcons." DASHCON 2014 HELL EAH HELL YEAH HELL F----- RIGHT. "my feet hurt "Dashcon? More the music 1s too loud i wish i was at home blogging about fandoms" "Meet me in the f------ ball pit.'" "I just wanted another hour." Dashcon is a pretty accurate representation of tumblr users and what happens when they're given things like responsibilty or a job to do." what if Dashcorn was 4chan's plan all along?" "whats so bad about dashn "but Slenderman in the ball pit." made it all better." "eat my áss for an extra hour