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HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we've verified at FUMU o Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled o The game room only has one video game system and one television o The two are not connected. o Under 500 people showed up o The hotel does not have wi-fi o People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching o The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine o Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale o Former supporters are protesting and picketing the ce o Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other lized. o Nash Grier has been shot. o Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they're terrorizing the game room o People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new o There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep o George Lucas has cancelled. o Water quality is low, more itching is reported o Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1 o Those complaining of itching are now quarantined o The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi o Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807 o The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are o The band The Smouldering Fedoras" has cancelled o Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather o The "Dash" in DashCon has been stolen o There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the room o The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw o Jessica Alba has cancelled o The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant o A horde of Griers is now fighting the htched giant flies o Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry o The drying paint has cancelled o The convention has been declared the best in tumbl history More news as it comes. And now the weather is now suing FIUMU o The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies o As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating o The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been o The convention will now screen Caligula." o Kids will be allowed in free o 9 severed heads found o 9 headless bodies found. o Heads do not match bodies. o Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather. o The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room. o There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for o Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel. o Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell s--- to the attendees o Buy o The convention organizers have been arrested o Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested! o The police have cancelled. o The CSI Panel has filled in o The Brony room has caught on fire o A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead o John Green has cancelled. o The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal o All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead o MRA death Update: Not all men. o Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room o The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian to send 300 peace keepers to the Caligula screening o UPDATE 300 peacekeepers found dead Free lollipops ar Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news TE 3: o The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing o Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps oAn outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention. has ca o The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend! o The Sushi Bar is contaminated. o Clarification "The Sushi Bar" is a band. o The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention o The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot. o The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord. o The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral. o The Angry Video Game Nerd's funeral will have a game room and o People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd's o The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula. tching o Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains very effective o Dashcon has been named The worst event in the history of existence" by Fox News. o Dashcon has been named "The worst event in the history of existence" by a reputable news source o DotCon has been cancelled in advance o The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now ently dead o The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the o Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable

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HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we've verified at FUMU o Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled o The game room only has one video game system and one television o The two are not connected. o Under 500 people showed up o The hotel does not have wi-fi o People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching o The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine o Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale o Former supporters are protesting and picketing the ce o Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other lized. o Nash Grier has been shot. o Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they're terrorizing the game room o People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new o There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep o George Lucas has cancelled. o Water quality is low, more itching is reported o Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1 o Those complaining of itching are now quarantined o The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi o Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807 o The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are o The band The Smouldering Fedoras" has cancelled o Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather o The "Dash" in DashCon has been stolen o There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the room o The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw o Jessica Alba has cancelled o The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant o A horde of Griers is now fighting the htched giant flies o Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry o The drying paint has cancelled o The convention has been declared the best in tumbl history More news as it comes. And now the weather is now suing FIUMU o The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies o As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating o The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been o The convention will now screen Caligula." o Kids will be allowed in free o 9 severed heads found o 9 headless bodies found. o Heads do not match bodies. o Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather. o The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room. o There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for o Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel. o Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell s--- to the attendees o Buy o The convention organizers have been arrested o Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested! o The police have cancelled. o The CSI Panel has filled in o The Brony room has caught on fire o A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead o John Green has cancelled. o The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal o All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead o MRA death Update: Not all men. o Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room o The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian to send 300 peace keepers to the Caligula screening o UPDATE 300 peacekeepers found dead Free lollipops ar Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news TE 3: o The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing o Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps oAn outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention. has ca o The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend! o The Sushi Bar is contaminated. o Clarification "The Sushi Bar" is a band. o The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention o The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot. o The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord. o The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral. o The Angry Video Game Nerd's funeral will have a game room and o People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd's o The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula. tching o Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains very effective o Dashcon has been named The worst event in the history of existence" by Fox News. o Dashcon has been named "The worst event in the history of existence" by a reputable news source o DotCon has been cancelled in advance o The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now ently dead o The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the o Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable

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Zancrow

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Jul 14, 2014 at 06:54PM EDT

That shit is fucking hilarious!

I'm awaiting more news.

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MerchManDan

MerchManDan

Jul 14, 2014 at 07:24PM EDT

"The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord."

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