Notes:

What the f--- did you just f------ say about my ballpit, you p----- in it? you m------------! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of s----- cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my f------ tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning s----- cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re f------ dead, kiddo.