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![COME PLAY WIT NY BALL Iknow what my cosplay for next year's Dashcon is gonna be](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/781/073.png)
![COME PLAY WIT NY BALL Iknow what my cosplay for next year's Dashcon is gonna be](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/781/073.png)
Dashcon
![IF u see this you have been visited by the dashcon ballpit Reblog for an extra hour If u dont reblog u will lose 17,000 and get kicked out of any hotel forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/780/b1f.png)
![IF u see this you have been visited by the dashcon ballpit Reblog for an extra hour If u dont reblog u will lose 17,000 and get kicked out of any hotel forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/780/b1f.png)
Dashcon
Bro. Out of the pit.
![Source: http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/post/91685090105/cant-say-no-to-an-extra-hour-in-the-ball-pit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/754/490.png)
![Source: http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/post/91685090105/cant-say-no-to-an-extra-hour-in-the-ball-pit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/754/490.png)
Dashcon
Scam Simulator 2014
![Screencapped from anangrysockpuppet's video: The Extra Hour](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/705/2a7.png)
![Screencapped from anangrysockpuppet's video: The Extra Hour](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/705/2a7.png)
Dashcon
Dashcon has nothing on Krabby Land
!["Imgur":http://imgur.com/STq2UL3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/694/499.png)
!["Imgur":http://imgur.com/STq2UL3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/694/499.png)
Dashcon
Dashcon Simulator 2014
![One of the games about the dashcon meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/630/893.jpg)
![One of the games about the dashcon meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/630/893.jpg)
Dashcon
They're balls everywhere.
![Link to source. http://little-dhmis-things.tumblr.com/post/91684983603/the-creative-whiz-kids-in-the-ball-pit-at-dashcon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/521/ffd.png)
![Link to source. http://little-dhmis-things.tumblr.com/post/91684983603/the-creative-whiz-kids-in-the-ball-pit-at-dashcon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/521/ffd.png)
Dashcon
I wanna die
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Dashcon
Better than the actual con
![HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we've verified at FUMU o Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled o The game room only has one video game system and one television o The two are not connected. o Under 500 people showed up o The hotel does not have wi-fi o People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching o The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine o Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale o Former supporters are protesting and picketing the ce o Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other lized. o Nash Grier has been shot. o Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they're terrorizing the game room o People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new o There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep o George Lucas has cancelled. o Water quality is low, more itching is reported o Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1 o Those complaining of itching are now quarantined o The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi o Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807 o The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are o The band The Smouldering Fedoras" has cancelled o Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather o The "Dash" in DashCon has been stolen o There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the room o The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw o Jessica Alba has cancelled o The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant o A horde of Griers is now fighting the htched giant flies o Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry o The drying paint has cancelled o The convention has been declared the best in tumbl history More news as it comes. And now the weather is now suing FIUMU o The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies o As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating o The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been o The convention will now screen Caligula." o Kids will be allowed in free o 9 severed heads found o 9 headless bodies found. o Heads do not match bodies. o Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather. o The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room. o There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for o Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel. o Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell s--- to the attendees o Buy o The convention organizers have been arrested o Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested! o The police have cancelled. o The CSI Panel has filled in o The Brony room has caught on fire o A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead o John Green has cancelled. o The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal o All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead o MRA death Update: Not all men. o Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room o The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian to send 300 peace keepers to the Caligula screening o UPDATE 300 peacekeepers found dead Free lollipops ar Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news TE 3: o The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing o Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps oAn outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention. has ca o The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend! o The Sushi Bar is contaminated. o Clarification "The Sushi Bar" is a band. o The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention o The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot. o The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord. o The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral. o The Angry Video Game Nerd's funeral will have a game room and o People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd's o The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula. tching o Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains very effective o Dashcon has been named The worst event in the history of existence" by Fox News. o Dashcon has been named "The worst event in the history of existence" by a reputable news source o DotCon has been cancelled in advance o The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now ently dead o The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the o Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/488/321.png)
![HAPPENING NOW AT DASHCON Reports are still coming in but here are the facts we've verified at FUMU o Welcome to Nightvale has cancelled o The game room only has one video game system and one television o The two are not connected. o Under 500 people showed up o The hotel does not have wi-fi o People playing in the ball pit have complained of itching o The $17,000 raised at the last minute has been spent on cocaine o Nash Grier is filling in for Welcome to Nightvale o Former supporters are protesting and picketing the ce o Two cosplayers have died of boredom, several other lized. o Nash Grier has been shot. o Two more Nash Griers have grown back in his place, and they're terrorizing the game room o People who played in the ball pit have reported growing new o There are now four Nash Griers. Participants have been asked to stop shooting them but more and more keep o George Lucas has cancelled. o Water quality is low, more itching is reported o Germany has defeated Brazil 7-1 o Those complaining of itching are now quarantined o The quarantine zone does not have wi-fi o Reports of theft are at a record high for the USA since the Great Thieving of 1807 o The MRA table has been burned to the ground, there are o The band The Smouldering Fedoras" has cancelled o Welcome to Nightvale has been caught in bad weather o The "Dash" in DashCon has been stolen o There are now over 128 Nash Griers stampeding in the room o The itching has become a burning. Heat upon Heat. But the Gom Jabbar is at our necks we cannot withdraw o Jessica Alba has cancelled o The ball pit was apparently filled with the eggs of the giant o A horde of Griers is now fighting the htched giant flies o Yet the convention is still boring as watching paint dry o The drying paint has cancelled o The convention has been declared the best in tumbl history More news as it comes. And now the weather is now suing FIUMU o The Nashes Grier have been gassed, as have the flies o As have 78 attendees. Police are investigating o The screening of the film of The Fault In Our Stars has been o The convention will now screen Caligula." o Kids will be allowed in free o 9 severed heads found o 9 headless bodies found. o Heads do not match bodies. o Welcome to Nightvale has died in traffic due to weather. o The undead have risen to torment the living in the merch room. o There was no merch room. The undead are unaccounted for o Refugees of the MRA table are now fighting with the Feminism panel. o Advertising has been called rampant, with DashCon selling out to marketers in a vain attempt to sell s--- to the attendees o Buy o The convention organizers have been arrested o Repeat! The convention organizers have been arrested! o The police have cancelled. o The CSI Panel has filled in o The Brony room has caught on fire o A mosh pit has formed in the music room, 13 dead o John Green has cancelled. o The remaining TFIOS panel has joined the feminism panel in fighting the MRA. Fighting is said to be brutal o All MRAs are reported dead. Repeat, all MRA men reported dead o MRA death Update: Not all men. o Welcome to Nightvale is now rotting in the game room o The screening of Caligula has been interrupted by sectarian to send 300 peace keepers to the Caligula screening o UPDATE 300 peacekeepers found dead Free lollipops ar Further updates as we receive them at FIJMU. Your prime source for Dashcon news TE 3: o The Fabergé Egg collection has gone missing o Victims of the ball pit have been herded into camps oAn outbreak of Ebola is sweeping the convention. has ca o The Angry Video Game Nerd has stated he will still attend! o The Sushi Bar is contaminated. o Clarification "The Sushi Bar" is a band. o The Angry Video Game Nerd is taking the stage and is expected to calm the convention o The Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot. o The Brony room has been extinguished, but blame for the fire is being hurtled in every direction. There is great discord. o The Angry Video Game Nerd has died. Festival promoters are offering to handle his funeral. o The Angry Video Game Nerd's funeral will have a game room and o People who went in the ball pit at the Angry Video Game Nerd's o The BDSM panel has been denied entry to Caligula. tching o Festival owners are attempting to turn them away with the use of whips and chains very effective o Dashcon has been named The worst event in the history of existence" by Fox News. o Dashcon has been named "The worst event in the history of existence" by a reputable news source o DotCon has been cancelled in advance o The Angry Video Game Nerd has risen after three minutes to bring salvation to the Con like some sort of Tumblr Christ The risen Angry Video Game Nerd has been shot again and is now ently dead o The lollipops given to upset attendees were contaminated by the o Walter Cronkite has said the convention is unwinnable](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/488/321.png)
Dashcon
Ballpit Copypasta
![What the f--- did you just f------ say about my ballpit, you p----- in it? you m------------! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of s----- cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my f------ tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning s----- cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re f------ dead, kiddo.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/484/036.png)
![What the f--- did you just f------ say about my ballpit, you p----- in it? you m------------! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of s----- cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my f------ tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning s----- cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re f------ dead, kiddo.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/484/036.png)
Dashcon
![Con dashconchicago + Follow PLEASE HELP dashcon.tumblr.com/post/915069239 @CecilBaldwinll @enerJax @PlanetofFinks @ohcararara @ohcararara @realjohngreen @neilhimself @wilw Reply Retweet ★ Favorite More t Tumblr URGENT PLEASE HELP Hello dashcon please help! The upper management of the hotel is threatening to shut down dashcon, unless we give them $17,000 by 10 p.m. Central Time tonight. Please go to DashCon.org and click the...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/470/812.png)
![Con dashconchicago + Follow PLEASE HELP dashcon.tumblr.com/post/915069239 @CecilBaldwinll @enerJax @PlanetofFinks @ohcararara @ohcararara @realjohngreen @neilhimself @wilw Reply Retweet ★ Favorite More t Tumblr URGENT PLEASE HELP Hello dashcon please help! The upper management of the hotel is threatening to shut down dashcon, unless we give them $17,000 by 10 p.m. Central Time tonight. Please go to DashCon.org and click the...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/470/812.png)
Dashcon
![http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ball-pit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/438/055.png)
![http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ball-pit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/438/055.png)
Dashcon
Ballpit painting for sale on ebay
![http://www.ebay.com/itm/331261425186](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/416/cab.jpg)
![http://www.ebay.com/itm/331261425186](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/416/cab.jpg)
Dashcon
DASHcon! Geddit? GEDDIT?!
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Dashcon
The Ball Pit
![SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/793/347/b43.jpg)
![SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/347/b43.jpg)
Dashcon
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Dashcon