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Anonymous (ID: ¡NiL2k/2) A 06/20/24(Thu)16:14:35 No.471715222 Every dot is a Star. Every dot is a Galaxy. Ex Every bubble is a Universe. 34234235.jpg 347 KB JPG Is space fake and gay, or a marvel of God's creation? Anonymous (ID: GvqrwXB7) >>471715222 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)16:16:03 No.471715358 Space is real and we are gonna conquer it and f--- everything with a p---- throughout all of space.
Anonymous (ID: ¡NiL2k/2) A 06/20/24(Thu)16:14:35 No.471715222 Every dot is a Star. Every dot is a Galaxy. Ex Every bubble is a Universe. 34234235.jpg 347 KB JPG Is space fake and gay, or a marvel of God's creation? Anonymous (ID: GvqrwXB7) >>471715222 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)16:16:03 No.471715358 Space is real and we are gonna conquer it and f--- everything with a p---- throughout all of space.

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/pol/anon wishes to not attend cultural diversity class | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: koKoMFip) = 09/06/23(Wed)22:51:42 No.4404405 89 KB PNG > be me > forced into cultural diversity class for my psych major > the teacher constantly pushes anti white racism > call her out on it > out of petty she fails my grade > tell my coach in a fit of sperg rage that i dont ever want to do her class again > today: email: > some f------ literal jew wants to speak to me tomorrow Im so f----- their going to kick me out of "artschool". Whats the best approach frens dont worry i am fully aware im retarded, i just got so f------ tired of these commies pushing s--- on my people.
Anonymous (ID: koKoMFip) = 09/06/23(Wed)22:51:42 No.4404405 89 KB PNG > be me > forced into cultural diversity class for my psych major > the teacher constantly pushes anti white racism > call her out on it > out of petty she fails my grade > tell my coach in a fit of sperg rage that i dont ever want to do her class again > today: email: > some f------ literal jew wants to speak to me tomorrow Im so f----- their going to kick me out of "artschool". Whats the best approach frens dont worry i am fully aware im retarded, i just got so f------ tired of these commies pushing s--- on my people.

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Anon renewed his rent | /r/Greentext

1h (9/19 11:05) - 74786449 3 Re - 0 Img JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent
1h (9/19 11:05) - 74786449 3 Re - 0 Img JPG 15KB (366 × 316) EDB30660-268A-4E42-BCE7-28EA76388 F04.jpg >recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent

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Anon doesn't get war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 30 KB JPG 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #
Anonymous (ID: mukuliXo 30 KB JPG 02/21/22(Mon)04:05:09 No.362155767 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m) 02/21/22(Mon)04:06:54 No.362156020 >>362155767 (OP) # >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f----- >>362166561 # >>362185107 # >>362189907 #

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Wasted opportunity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)02:15:53 No.200212090 >>200211999 (OP) # georgecostanza.jpg 24 KB JPG >older high school crush invites me over >we're all alone >laugh a lot, take a store trip, watch Horrible Bosses >say goodbye for the night >next day our mutual friend tells me she's mad that I didn't try anything >we never talk again
: Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)02:15:53 No.200212090 >>200211999 (OP) # georgecostanza.jpg 24 KB JPG >older high school crush invites me over >we're all alone >laugh a lot, take a store trip, watch Horrible Bosses >say goodbye for the night >next day our mutual friend tells me she's mad that I didn't try anything >we never talk again

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U mirin granny? | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous >yesterday ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/11/24(Tue)22:03:50 No.74475519 >getting some paperwork done downtown >see a "healthy juice" shop nearby. Fancy some protein shake so I come in >owner is an old lady >start talking to me about the healthiest options she has. Then she says: "these protein shakes are good for people who work out. I can tell that you work out" >get my shake. She says: "before you leave, can I take a picture of you holding the shake and showing the name of our store on the back? You look strong. It will be great for our IG page" What's the consensus on Granny mires? I for one feel very honored >>74475547 # >>74475553 # 06/11/24(Tue)22:07:50 No.74475547 Anonymous : Anonymous >>74475519 # 06/11/24(Tue)22:08:24 No.74475553 Nah brother you should've took her old ass to the back and f----- the alzheimer's out of her
Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous >yesterday ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/11/24(Tue)22:03:50 No.74475519 >getting some paperwork done downtown >see a "healthy juice" shop nearby. Fancy some protein shake so I come in >owner is an old lady >start talking to me about the healthiest options she has. Then she says: "these protein shakes are good for people who work out. I can tell that you work out" >get my shake. She says: "before you leave, can I take a picture of you holding the shake and showing the name of our store on the back? You look strong. It will be great for our IG page" What's the consensus on Granny mires? I for one feel very honored >>74475547 # >>74475553 # 06/11/24(Tue)22:07:50 No.74475547 Anonymous : Anonymous >>74475519 # 06/11/24(Tue)22:08:24 No.74475553 Nah brother you should've took her old ass to the back and f----- the alzheimer's out of her

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Anon love his son. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Pepe And son 163 KB PNG meet and greets >Be Me >Dad of two >A boy and a girl (Sun)03:03:27 No.811491 > my son is 12 year old 13 in December >I think he might be gay >Beg me to take him and his best friend to one of those Instagram famous guys >Said screw it I bought tickets >Go to the event dumb boring concert but screw it deal with it cuz my kid and his friend are having fun. >Concert is over my kid & his friend go to the back with there VIP passes to meet the Instagram guys >Let them go by them self cuz why not >I'm waiting in the lobby for them >My kid come out crying his eyes out Obviously was worried ask him what was wrong >My kid told me he was just so happy to finally meet him and got a chance to talk to him >On the way home both my kid & his friend are talkin & laughing in the backseat on the way home >never seen my son so happy before > I love you son no matter what gay or straight > I just want you to be happy
: Anonymous Pepe And son 163 KB PNG meet and greets >Be Me >Dad of two >A boy and a girl (Sun)03:03:27 No.811491 > my son is 12 year old 13 in December >I think he might be gay >Beg me to take him and his best friend to one of those Instagram famous guys >Said screw it I bought tickets >Go to the event dumb boring concert but screw it deal with it cuz my kid and his friend are having fun. >Concert is over my kid & his friend go to the back with there VIP passes to meet the Instagram guys >Let them go by them self cuz why not >I'm waiting in the lobby for them >My kid come out crying his eyes out Obviously was worried ask him what was wrong >My kid told me he was just so happy to finally meet him and got a chance to talk to him >On the way home both my kid & his friend are talkin & laughing in the backseat on the way home >never seen my son so happy before > I love you son no matter what gay or straight > I just want you to be happy

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Anon is a neet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?
: Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No. 74745239 you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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Grandpa is an online troll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 117 KB JPG 1)20:10:43 N8.88563458 >84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars >based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently >he shows me some of his post history >he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people reply >he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson. Anonymous >>68563456 (OP) 05/09/22(Mon)20:37:06 No.68563759 lol sounds like your chain got jerked
Anonymous 117 KB JPG 1)20:10:43 N8.88563458 >84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars >based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently >he shows me some of his post history >he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people reply >he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson. Anonymous >>68563456 (OP) 05/09/22(Mon)20:37:06 No.68563759 lol sounds like your chain got jerked

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Anon Doesn't Understand Bridgerton | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4017.jpg (1.11 MB, 1014x1071) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)04:43:54 No.200236493 >>200236543 >>200236609 >>200236614 >>200236745 >>200236977 >>200237028 >>200237072 >>200237076 >>200237224 >>200237477 >>200237869 >>200238045 >>200238285 >>200239440 >>200239502 >>200239653 >>200240012 >>200240108 >>200240168 >>200240717 >>200241485 >>200241558 >>200241719 >>200241983 >>200242116 >>200243044 >>200243074 >>200243176 >>200243178>>200243286 >>200243604 >>200243635 >>200243858 >>200244562 >>200244628 >>200244909 >>200244922 >>200244988 >>200245008 >>200246898 >>200247316 >>200247385 >>200247497 >>200247536 >>200247727 >>200247821 >>200247841 >>200247992 >>200248016 >>200249669 >>200253141 >>200253189 >>200255248 >>200255698 >>200257144 >>200257217 >>200257385 >>200258840 >>200259122 >>200259308 >gf and her friend have been watching Bridgerton >Friend shows me this disgusting cow, says look at how beautiful she is >I say no, she's a fat cow, stop pretending. She doesn't even have a pretty face >they get mad and now I have to sleep on the couch Why are women like this? She is an actress in a popular show, she doesn't need people pretending she's pretty. ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)04:45:26 No.200236543 >>200236493 (OP). She's the self insert character >>200240821 >>200256450 ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)04:46:02 No.200236574 >>200237844 >>200257450 I like her dress. You think it would fit on a man?
File: IMG_4017.jpg (1.11 MB, 1014x1071) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)04:43:54 No.200236493 >>200236543 >>200236609 >>200236614 >>200236745 >>200236977 >>200237028 >>200237072 >>200237076 >>200237224 >>200237477 >>200237869 >>200238045 >>200238285 >>200239440 >>200239502 >>200239653 >>200240012 >>200240108 >>200240168 >>200240717 >>200241485 >>200241558 >>200241719 >>200241983 >>200242116 >>200243044 >>200243074 >>200243176 >>200243178>>200243286 >>200243604 >>200243635 >>200243858 >>200244562 >>200244628 >>200244909 >>200244922 >>200244988 >>200245008 >>200246898 >>200247316 >>200247385 >>200247497 >>200247536 >>200247727 >>200247821 >>200247841 >>200247992 >>200248016 >>200249669 >>200253141 >>200253189 >>200255248 >>200255698 >>200257144 >>200257217 >>200257385 >>200258840 >>200259122 >>200259308 >gf and her friend have been watching Bridgerton >Friend shows me this disgusting cow, says look at how beautiful she is >I say no, she's a fat cow, stop pretending. She doesn't even have a pretty face >they get mad and now I have to sleep on the couch Why are women like this? She is an actress in a popular show, she doesn't need people pretending she's pretty. ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)04:45:26 No.200236543 >>200236493 (OP). She's the self insert character >>200240821 >>200256450 ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)04:46:02 No.200236574 >>200237844 >>200257450 I like her dress. You think it would fit on a man?

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Clowning around | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/24(Sun)04:51:37 No. 199927683 Female_killers_klowns.jpg 19 KB JPG >watching killer klowns from outer space >two loser characters who can't get laid run into 2 female killer klowns >next time you see them they are covered in kiss marks Gross. Would you f--- these things?
Anonymous 06/09/24(Sun)04:51:37 No. 199927683 Female_killers_klowns.jpg 19 KB JPG >watching killer klowns from outer space >two loser characters who can't get laid run into 2 female killer klowns >next time you see them they are covered in kiss marks Gross. Would you f--- these things?

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Anon is very jealous | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 140 KB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)20:08:22 No.77911833 This time right image >be me 32 virgin male >in pretty good shape, don't look like a bum >have good personality, many female and male friends >work 2 jobs to support myself >first job is in IT >second job is a food truck, >dude pays me $50 an hour because he knows I'm struggling to pay bills >don't even work that long >work a wedding reception >newlyweds wife is super pretty >get extremely jealous >really wish for it Why can't I have this life? I've worked very hard in my life, not in bad shape. I have some muscles too.. Why is life like this? I DESERVE A TRAD WIFE
Anonymous 140 KB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)20:08:22 No.77911833 This time right image >be me 32 virgin male >in pretty good shape, don't look like a bum >have good personality, many female and male friends >work 2 jobs to support myself >first job is in IT >second job is a food truck, >dude pays me $50 an hour because he knows I'm struggling to pay bills >don't even work that long >work a wedding reception >newlyweds wife is super pretty >get extremely jealous >really wish for it Why can't I have this life? I've worked very hard in my life, not in bad shape. I have some muscles too.. Why is life like this? I DESERVE A TRAD WIFE

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Anon is let down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 211 KB JPG why do i even bother 06/21/24(Fri)17:18:34 No.77910343 >go to unemployment office to try and force an appointment with the boy i like there >literally only doing it because i like him >i have the most uncomfortable appointment with an old woman instead Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)17:20:16 No. 77910349 clinging onto what >sees a few girls use all lowercase when posting on the internet >"uhh hurr durr girl = all lower- case" will destroy you in the end >"now i will add a kitsch anime 128 KB JPG girl illustration into the mix and call it a day!" they will never ever truly understand femininity beyond a surface level. they can't.
Anonymous 211 KB JPG why do i even bother 06/21/24(Fri)17:18:34 No.77910343 >go to unemployment office to try and force an appointment with the boy i like there >literally only doing it because i like him >i have the most uncomfortable appointment with an old woman instead Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)17:20:16 No. 77910349 clinging onto what >sees a few girls use all lowercase when posting on the internet >"uhh hurr durr girl = all lower- case" will destroy you in the end >"now i will add a kitsch anime 128 KB JPG girl illustration into the mix and call it a day!" they will never ever truly understand femininity beyond a surface level. they can't.

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Anon actually gets harassed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)17:46:16 No.77910600 >go to unemployment office to try and force an appointment with the boy i like there >literally only doing it because i like him >i have the most uncomfortable appointment with an old woman instead >end it quickly and try to leave >get clubbed in the head as I walk out the door >see the boy I like, an elderly Chinese man, wielding a Mauser >forces me at gunpoint to play MAHJONG or I'll be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for employed) forever. : Anonymous home along on a friday night? juts remember this mahjon 06/21/24(Fri)17:52:49 No.77910651 I would win at mahjong 80 KB JPG
Anonymous 76 KB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)17:46:16 No.77910600 >go to unemployment office to try and force an appointment with the boy i like there >literally only doing it because i like him >i have the most uncomfortable appointment with an old woman instead >end it quickly and try to leave >get clubbed in the head as I walk out the door >see the boy I like, an elderly Chinese man, wielding a Mauser >forces me at gunpoint to play MAHJONG or I'll be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for employed) forever. : Anonymous home along on a friday night? juts remember this mahjon 06/21/24(Fri)17:52:49 No.77910651 I would win at mahjong 80 KB JPG

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Anon is a cat | /r/Greentext

: a Cat 06/21/24(Fri)19:47:04 No. 77911657 Be a cat 104 KB JPG >owner picks me up >be me >tiny kitten >fluffy as heck >everything is a toy >decide to explore >see weird thing on the floor >bat at it with paw >it's a shoelace >mfw endless entertainment >maximum comfy mode activated >purr like a tiny motorboat >life is good : Anonymous >>77911657 (OP) # >get neutered 06/21/24(Fri)19:51:37 No.77911692 >dont have to worry about Chad cats anymore must be heaven
: a Cat 06/21/24(Fri)19:47:04 No. 77911657 Be a cat 104 KB JPG >owner picks me up >be me >tiny kitten >fluffy as heck >everything is a toy >decide to explore >see weird thing on the floor >bat at it with paw >it's a shoelace >mfw endless entertainment >maximum comfy mode activated >purr like a tiny motorboat >life is good : Anonymous >>77911657 (OP) # >get neutered 06/21/24(Fri)19:51:37 No.77911692 >dont have to worry about Chad cats anymore must be heaven

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Anon got screwed over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)19:10:35 No.267837047 obito-itachi-nagato-v0-7axcieoe4bkb1.jpg 44 KB JPG >Naruto promised Nagato that he'll "bring peace to the Rain Village" >fast forward to the Boruto era, Rain Village is still a massive s------- while Nagato is forever trapped in genjutsu hell inside Itachi's gourd after he got Talk No Jutsu'd by Naruto Pretty funny when you think about it.
: Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)19:10:35 No.267837047 obito-itachi-nagato-v0-7axcieoe4bkb1.jpg 44 KB JPG >Naruto promised Nagato that he'll "bring peace to the Rain Village" >fast forward to the Boruto era, Rain Village is still a massive s------- while Nagato is forever trapped in genjutsu hell inside Itachi's gourd after he got Talk No Jutsu'd by Naruto Pretty funny when you think about it.

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Anon is the uberman (he has a skill issue) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_3636.jpg (514 KB, 1200x1628) Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)19:54:18 No.23509664 >>23510246 >be me >read Kant and realized reality is a human construct >read Nietzsche and realized morality doesn't exist >read the sutta pitaka and saw the emptiness of all phenomena >cultivated isolation from the masses to develop my free spirit >meditated until I no longer cared whether anything exists or not >stopped counting on my nofap streak >still feel bad when my team mates get angry at me in halo Now what?
File: IMG_3636.jpg (514 KB, 1200x1628) Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)19:54:18 No.23509664 >>23510246 >be me >read Kant and realized reality is a human construct >read Nietzsche and realized morality doesn't exist >read the sutta pitaka and saw the emptiness of all phenomena >cultivated isolation from the masses to develop my free spirit >meditated until I no longer cared whether anything exists or not >stopped counting on my nofap streak >still feel bad when my team mates get angry at me in halo Now what?

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Anon and some blue stuff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I secreting blue stuff? 2.67 MB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)15:27:46 No.31484656 >Read an online story >Have my penguin plushie in front of the phone, pretending that he is reading the story with me >Take a break from the story and look at him >Remember that blue stuff has also been on some white t-shirts I have worned Literally don't know what this blue stuff. I remember seeing on my white t-shirts when I woke up from sleeping on the couch. Is there something wrong with my hand? Is there a natural reason for this? Does it have with to do with sleeping on the couch? Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:30:56 No.31484673 >>31484656 (OP) # Clean your room and you'll find out where it's coming from. Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:30:59 No.31484674 >>31484656 (OP) # Probably ink or something. You are also weird as f---. >>31484680 # Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:32:33 No.31484680 >>31484674 # I haven't use any ink pens in years.
: Anonymous Am I secreting blue stuff? 2.67 MB JPG 06/21/24(Fri)15:27:46 No.31484656 >Read an online story >Have my penguin plushie in front of the phone, pretending that he is reading the story with me >Take a break from the story and look at him >Remember that blue stuff has also been on some white t-shirts I have worned Literally don't know what this blue stuff. I remember seeing on my white t-shirts when I woke up from sleeping on the couch. Is there something wrong with my hand? Is there a natural reason for this? Does it have with to do with sleeping on the couch? Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:30:56 No.31484673 >>31484656 (OP) # Clean your room and you'll find out where it's coming from. Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:30:59 No.31484674 >>31484656 (OP) # Probably ink or something. You are also weird as f---. >>31484680 # Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)15:32:33 No.31484680 >>31484674 # I haven't use any ink pens in years.

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An opening appears | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)21:34:16 No.20033811 隊 tv.jpg 1.02 MB JPG >Hey virgin. Your parents have paid me to f--- you. How would /tv/ react to this situation?
Anonymous 06/21/24(Fri)21:34:16 No.20033811 隊 tv.jpg 1.02 MB JPG >Hey virgin. Your parents have paid me to f--- you. How would /tv/ react to this situation?

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Claim The Skies | /r/Greentext

: goonano Homework 05/27/24(Mon)02:09:20 No.77625956 image_2024-05-26_130324421.png 10 KB PNG >family out of town for a few weeks >on workman's comp for injury >get super bored and watch p--- >ffw its been 4 days since they have left and ive done nothing but goon and stay edged >unironically starting to worship p--- >walk around house naked leaking pre everywhere and stroking mindlessly while looking at p--- on my phone whenever im not in my room looking at p--- on my pc >mind genuinely starting to get hazy >want to c-- so bad but i dont bc it feels so good to edge >no coming back now how has your week been?
: goonano Homework 05/27/24(Mon)02:09:20 No.77625956 image_2024-05-26_130324421.png 10 KB PNG >family out of town for a few weeks >on workman's comp for injury >get super bored and watch p--- >ffw its been 4 days since they have left and ive done nothing but goon and stay edged >unironically starting to worship p--- >walk around house naked leaking pre everywhere and stroking mindlessly while looking at p--- on my phone whenever im not in my room looking at p--- on my pc >mind genuinely starting to get hazy >want to c-- so bad but i dont bc it feels so good to edge >no coming back now how has your week been?

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