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Another great design by God | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 349 KB PNG 10/21/24(Mon)03:02:01 No.79195280 >you shall be bald, even though hair helps you against the sun and to improve your attractiveness and confidence >your pubic and ass hair? nop, they will stay with you forever, >in fact they will get thicker and uglier, the hair in your ass will become a constant problem. >yeah, i know they serve no purpose, just trust the plan Another great design by god 44 Replies 10 Images Anonymous >>79197758 View Thread 10/21/24(Mon)09:28:26 No.79197770 I don't think this is the thread to convert people to Gnosticism

Anonymous 349 KB PNG 10/21/24(Mon)03:02:01 No.79195280 >you shall be bald, even though hair helps you against the sun and to improve your attractiveness and confidence >your pubic and ass hair? nop, they will stay with you forever, >in fact they will get thicker and uglier, the hair in your ass will become a constant problem. >yeah, i know they serve no purpose, just trust the plan Another great design by god 44 Replies 10 Images Anonymous >>79197758 View Thread 10/21/24(Mon)09:28:26 No.79197770 I don't think this is the thread to convert people to Gnosticism

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Anon aint a fan of no religion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DEARD EALI 10/05/24(Sat)21:16:13 No.79025487 >I will give you battles that you hate >I will give you no proof of my existence >I may give you cancer at some point in your life >I will create thousands of religions to confuse you >now love me unconditionally or else you will go to hell for all of 66 1.19 MB PNG eternity. 2 Replies 1 Image : Anonymous >>79025487 (OP) # View Thread 10/05/24(Sat)21:19:21 No.79025503 Lol yeah pretty much, religions really are just absurd on their face. Christianity in particular is just a form of messianic judaism formed around a relatively typical apocalyptic preacher that went into a cope spiral after his death and metastasised into a global religion. : Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/05/24(Sat)21:20:22 No.79025511 >Satan be prepared to fry Jeffrey Dahmer >oh what was that gabriel? >oh he accepted me as his lord and saviour? >this changes everything >let him into my kingdom

: Anonymous DEARD EALI 10/05/24(Sat)21:16:13 No.79025487 >I will give you battles that you hate >I will give you no proof of my existence >I may give you cancer at some point in your life >I will create thousands of religions to confuse you >now love me unconditionally or else you will go to hell for all of 66 1.19 MB PNG eternity. 2 Replies 1 Image : Anonymous >>79025487 (OP) # View Thread 10/05/24(Sat)21:19:21 No.79025503 Lol yeah pretty much, religions really are just absurd on their face. Christianity in particular is just a form of messianic judaism formed around a relatively typical apocalyptic preacher that went into a cope spiral after his death and metastasised into a global religion. : Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/05/24(Sat)21:20:22 No.79025511 >Satan be prepared to fry Jeffrey Dahmer >oh what was that gabriel? >oh he accepted me as his lord and saviour? >this changes everything >let him into my kingdom

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Hardest Battles, Strongest Soldiers | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/29/24(Mon)13:50:41 No.78321075 1.48 MB PNG >Make humans in his own image >Make some of them gay >Make it uncurbable sin >Punish them eternally

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/29/24(Mon)13:50:41 No.78321075 1.48 MB PNG >Make humans in his own image >Make some of them gay >Make it uncurbable sin >Punish them eternally

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Resistance is futile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JyEUHXaK what did he mean by this 07/12/24(Fri)21:17:08 No.473872314 >puts you in a flesh suit godjak.jpg 280 KB JPG >ok now, resist the desires of the flesh

Anonymous (ID: JyEUHXaK what did he mean by this 07/12/24(Fri)21:17:08 No.473872314 >puts you in a flesh suit godjak.jpg 280 KB JPG >ok now, resist the desires of the flesh

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Beeeeetles | /r/Greentext

# 38, No. 192048292 1 minute ago 1701111541268280 PNG 377x397 102,3 kB Netherlands >I'm gonna make a beetle that uses its fecal matter to make a shield >I'm gonna make a beetle that can use its hydrophobic surface to collect water from dew >I'm gonna make a beetle that looks like a giraffe >I'm gonna make a beetle that uses light scattering to change its colours >Stop f------ bothering me about children with cancer, i don't care, i work in mysterious ways >Anyway, i'm also gonna make a beetle that looks like a wasp, but is actually a beetle >I'm gonna make a massive beetle with fuckhuge horns like a rhinoceros, amazing >Truly, it is in beetles that i most appreciate all my creation >STOP WHINING ABOUT CHILDREN WITH CANCER, TRUST THE PLAN

# 38, No. 192048292 1 minute ago 1701111541268280 PNG 377x397 102,3 kB Netherlands >I'm gonna make a beetle that uses its fecal matter to make a shield >I'm gonna make a beetle that can use its hydrophobic surface to collect water from dew >I'm gonna make a beetle that looks like a giraffe >I'm gonna make a beetle that uses light scattering to change its colours >Stop f------ bothering me about children with cancer, i don't care, i work in mysterious ways >Anyway, i'm also gonna make a beetle that looks like a wasp, but is actually a beetle >I'm gonna make a massive beetle with fuckhuge horns like a rhinoceros, amazing >Truly, it is in beetles that i most appreciate all my creation >STOP WHINING ABOUT CHILDREN WITH CANCER, TRUST THE PLAN

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Made in his image | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 04/13/24(Sat)19:23:00 No. 195991446 >'height....5'8..wait! 5'7 haha' >'chin slider...what if i move it all the way to the left-LOL! let's keep it at that' >'traits...uh...mild autism...below average penis....oh and make him go bald in his 20s' >Savefile_anon.hmn

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 04/13/24(Sat)19:23:00 No. 195991446 >'height....5'8..wait! 5'7 haha' >'chin slider...what if i move it all the way to the left-LOL! let's keep it at that' >'traits...uh...mild autism...below average penis....oh and make him go bald in his 20s' >Savefile_anon.hmn

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No cool flesh wheels made me an atheist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 131 KB PNG 04/03/24(Wed)02:16:24 No.195578564 >is omniscient >knows wheels are more efficient than legs for traveling long distances >designs humans as endurance hunters >gives them legs instead of wheels anyway what's his f------ problem?

: Anonymous 131 KB PNG 04/03/24(Wed)02:16:24 No.195578564 >is omniscient >knows wheels are more efficient than legs for traveling long distances >designs humans as endurance hunters >gives them legs instead of wheels anyway what's his f------ problem?

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anon mocks jesus giving cancer to children | /r/Greentext

134KiB, 721x828, 3199 - beard glasses god green_eyes grey_hair hair irl_background open_mouth sky soyjak variant_cobson white_skin.png Anonymous Wed 17 [10/1/8] Aug 2022 10:28:38 No.169527268 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>169527407 >>169527435 >>169527452 >>169527519 >>169527818 >giving this 2 weeks old innocent child incurable cancer was good because... IT JUST WAS OKAY IT'S TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU JUST TRUST THE DIVINE PLAN AND PRAISE ME

134KiB, 721x828, 3199 - beard glasses god green_eyes grey_hair hair irl_background open_mouth sky soyjak variant_cobson white_skin.png Anonymous Wed 17 [10/1/8] Aug 2022 10:28:38 No.169527268 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>169527407 >>169527435 >>169527452 >>169527519 >>169527818 >giving this 2 weeks old innocent child incurable cancer was good because... IT JUST WAS OKAY IT'S TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU JUST TRUST THE DIVINE PLAN AND PRAISE ME

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NOAAAAAH REBUILD THE ARC NOAAAAH | /r/Greentext

File: 1660746518110.png (134 KB, 721x828) Anonymous (ID: qWNOVEJQ 101/14/24(Sun)10:47:18 No.455123306 >NOAAAAAAH >NOAH YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARDERINO >THE ARK DOESN'T FIT ALL THE BEETLES >YES, ALL TWO MILLION BEETLE SPECIES MUST BE SAVED >EVEN THE ONES THAT LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL >REBUILD IT NOW AND DO IT HECKIN RIGHTERINO Anonymous (ID: NLvGouls) >>455123306 (OP) Best threads on pol Anonymous (ID: ItRiheDz I kekd hard at this lol 01/14/24(Sun)10:50:30 No.455123480 | 01/14/24(Sun)10:54:58 No.455123755

File: 1660746518110.png (134 KB, 721x828) Anonymous (ID: qWNOVEJQ 101/14/24(Sun)10:47:18 No.455123306 >NOAAAAAAH >NOAH YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARDERINO >THE ARK DOESN'T FIT ALL THE BEETLES >YES, ALL TWO MILLION BEETLE SPECIES MUST BE SAVED >EVEN THE ONES THAT LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL >REBUILD IT NOW AND DO IT HECKIN RIGHTERINO Anonymous (ID: NLvGouls) >>455123306 (OP) Best threads on pol Anonymous (ID: ItRiheDz I kekd hard at this lol 01/14/24(Sun)10:50:30 No.455123480 | 01/14/24(Sun)10:54:58 No.455123755

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Anon on god. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 340 KB PNG Anonymous 409 KB JPG Anonymous 756 KB JPG 01/12/24(Fri)13:47:55 No.76087994 >yes I'm omnipresent and omnipotent but that girl HAD to be r---- because of my mysterious plan 01/12/24(Fri)14:07:01 No.76088156 >claims to be the most merciful >creates hell 01/12/24(Fri)14:40:55 No.76088527 >Yes that African starving child who didn't even know I existed deserves to go to hell

Anonymous 340 KB PNG Anonymous 409 KB JPG Anonymous 756 KB JPG 01/12/24(Fri)13:47:55 No.76087994 >yes I'm omnipresent and omnipotent but that girl HAD to be r---- because of my mysterious plan 01/12/24(Fri)14:07:01 No.76088156 >claims to be the most merciful >creates hell 01/12/24(Fri)14:40:55 No.76088527 >Yes that African starving child who didn't even know I existed deserves to go to hell

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god (pointing)

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Satan made this meme...

Feast your eyes. This is a Godjak notice how he is stupid and looks and sounds similar to the God who casted me to Hell? And notice how stupid he is? Sound Familiar?

Feast your eyes. This is a Godjak notice how he is stupid and looks and sounds similar to the God who casted me to Hell? And notice how stupid he is? Sound Familiar?

This goes for all Soyjaks, by the way.

@G 5 $13 Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about people forcing this 'godjack' meme on everybody? Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down.

@G 5 $13 Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about people forcing this 'godjack' meme on everybody? Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down.

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book of jonah (soyjak version)

The Book of Jonah Nineveh is le bad. You're my prohpet so you WILL go to Nineveh and tell them so I can smite them DENTES ATTENTION DEGENERATE GOYIM GOD SAYS YOU ARE LE BAD TOTAL NINEVEH DEATH TOTAL NINEVEH DEATH Umm why hasn't the city been destroyed I'M GONNA GO TO TARSHISH EVEN THOUGH THE LORD GOD HIMSELF TOLD ME TO GO TO NINEVEH BECAUSE I'M A SELFISH LITTLE F--- k you can go now And the men of Nineveh believed in God: and they proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth from the greatest to the least. Serious hat WHY HAVEN'T YOU SMITTEN THE GOYIM YET?? I cried out of my affliction to the Lord, and he heard me: I cried out of the belly of hell, and thou hast heard my voice. Because they are le good now YOU CAN'T JUST BE MERCIFUL TO THE ENEMIES OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK!! the wrath of God Serious hat >YOU CAN'T JUST BE MERCIFUL TO THE ENEMIES OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK!! Serious hat

The Book of Jonah Nineveh is le bad. You're my prohpet so you WILL go to Nineveh and tell them so I can smite them DENTES ATTENTION DEGENERATE GOYIM GOD SAYS YOU ARE LE BAD TOTAL NINEVEH DEATH TOTAL NINEVEH DEATH Umm why hasn't the city been destroyed I'M GONNA GO TO TARSHISH EVEN THOUGH THE LORD GOD HIMSELF TOLD ME TO GO TO NINEVEH BECAUSE I'M A SELFISH LITTLE F--- k you can go now And the men of Nineveh believed in God: and they proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth from the greatest to the least. Serious hat WHY HAVEN'T YOU SMITTEN THE GOYIM YET?? I cried out of my affliction to the Lord, and he heard me: I cried out of the belly of hell, and thou hast heard my voice. Because they are le good now YOU CAN'T JUST BE MERCIFUL TO THE ENEMIES OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK!! the wrath of God Serious hat >YOU CAN'T JUST BE MERCIFUL TO THE ENEMIES OF ISRAEL, BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK!! Serious hat

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god (hipster)

IT'S NOT A BEARD IT'S A SADDLE 166 باچا ماقا جا ماما LUMBERJACK VEGAN IPA

IT'S NOT A BEARD IT'S A SADDLE 166 باچا ماقا جا ماما LUMBERJACK VEGAN IPA

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god (weed)

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god (ominous)

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god (soymilk)

Ć SOYMILK 'N BEYOND HONE

Ć SOYMILK 'N BEYOND HONE

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god (vs. charioteers)

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. S

And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. S

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god (hydrohomie)

WATER 16の予

WATER 16の予

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