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Anonymous 349 KB PNG 10/21/24(Mon)03:02:01 No.79195280 >you shall be bald, even though hair helps you against the sun and to improve your attractiveness and confidence >your pubic and ass hair? nop, they will stay with you forever, >in fact they will get thicker and uglier, the hair in your ass will become a constant problem. >yeah, i know they serve no purpose, just trust the plan Another great design by god 44 Replies 10 Images Anonymous >>79197758 View Thread 10/21/24(Mon)09:28:26 No.79197770 I don't think this is the thread to convert people to Gnosticism
: Anonymous 131 KB PNG 04/03/24(Wed)02:16:24 No.195578564 >is omniscient >knows wheels are more efficient than legs for traveling long distances >designs humans as endurance hunters >gives them legs instead of wheels anyway what's his f------ problem?
Anonymous 340 KB PNG Anonymous 409 KB JPG Anonymous 756 KB JPG 01/12/24(Fri)13:47:55 No.76087994 >yes I'm omnipresent and omnipotent but that girl HAD to be r---- because of my mysterious plan 01/12/24(Fri)14:07:01 No.76088156 >claims to be the most merciful >creates hell 01/12/24(Fri)14:40:55 No.76088527 >Yes that African starving child who didn't even know I existed deserves to go to hell
Feast your eyes. This is a Godjak notice how he is stupid and looks and sounds similar to the God who casted me to Hell? And notice how stupid he is? Sound Familiar?
@G 5 $13 Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about people forcing this 'godjack' meme on everybody? Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down.
560KiB, 800x800, 1648177859220.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous [207/40/87] ID: 1047k209 Sun 10 Sep 2023 06:40:53 No.440833262 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>440833333 >>440833368 >>440833439 >>440834560 >>440834865 >>440834995 >>440835244 >>440835366 >>440836114 >>440836354 >>440837525 >>440838639 >>440838879 >>440839108 >>440839379 >>440839386 >>440839392 >>440839686 >>440839931 >>440840159 >>440841401 >>440841490 >>440842804 >>440843201 >>440843666 >>440846898 >>440848300 >>440850177 >>440850198 >>440856148 >>440858352 >>440859121 >>440862421 >>440863839 >>440864285 If such an omniscient and omnipotent schizo manchild truly exists then it's clear that he hates the s--- out of us.
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About

Godjak refers to a series of Soyjaks based on the Christian God, mainly used in posts ridiculing religion over its laws and inconsistencies. First posted in March 2021, Godjak since maintained its popularity on 4chan and Soyjak.party, with multiple versions of Godjak being posted in the following years.

Origin

On March 26th, 2021, an anonymous user posted a Soyjak (Feraljak) edit of God in a thread about religion on 4chan's /qa/[1] board. captioning the image with the Ten Commandments (edit and post shown below, left and right).
Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 19:05:03 No.4107839 Report >Thou SHALT NOT have any other gods >Thou SHALT NOT make idols >Thou SHALT NOT take the Lord's name in vain >Thou SHALT remember the Sabbath >Thou SHALT honor thy father and mother >Thou SHALT NOT murder >Thou SHALT NOT commit adultery >Thou SHALT NOT steal >Thou SHALT NOT bear false witness >Thou SHALT NOT COVET

Spread\

The image saw initial spread on 4chan's /qa/ board, at that time hijacked by the Soyjak community. For example, on April 6th, 2021, an anonymous 4chan[2] [3] user posted a Soyjak version of My child will X meme format using Soyjak edits of Satan and God (shown below, left). On May 15th, 2021, a user made a Because it just is, okay?! post about Christianity (shown below, right). The catchphrase has actively been used as a part of Godjak posts in the following years.

Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 08:47:26 No.4169596 Report >MY CHILD WILL TYPE SNEED View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1616104200839.png, 560KiB, 800x800 Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 08:48:45 No.4169600 Report >HAHAHA... No I TRUST MINE >MINE WILL IGNORE
560KiB, 800x800, BOAEA51C21394CB6A0AC2DAF50AE92D3.png Anonymous Sat 15 [12/5/9] May 2021 12:57:04 No.4381468 View Reply Original Rep ort Quoted By: >>4381481 >BELIEVE IN ME BECAUSE.....JUST DO IT OKAY OR I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY

Following the initial spread on /qa/, Godjak post appeared on other boards, including /pol/, /bant/ and /v/, and, following its creation, on the Soyjak.party imageboard. The earliest derivative version of Godjak, a Cobson variant,[4] was posted on Soyjak.party some time prior to March 31st, 2022 (shown below, left). More versions of Godjak were created on Soyjak.party and archived on Soybooru[5] (examples shown below, center and right).

From 4chan, Godjak posts saw further spread online through reposts on Reddit[7] [8] [9] and other platforms. For example, on October 21st, 2021, Redditor nont48 posted a screenshot of a /qa/[6] Godjak post that received over 1,200 upvotes in the /r/greentext subreddit in two years (shown below, left). On January 2nd, 2022, an unknown Redditor posted a screenshot of another /qa/ Godjak post to /r/greentext. The post gained over 2,900 upvotes in two years (shown below, right).

560KiB, 800x800, 1620511759995.png Anonymous Mon [18/5/17] 04 Oct 2021 00:59:14 No.5177852 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>5177893 >>5178032 >>5178422 >>5178747 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because...because they just will, ok?!?
476KiB, 800x800, 1634636000117.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO Anonymous Thu 21 [13/5/9] Oct 2021 09:47:50 No.5280441 View Reply Original Re port >OH NO NO NO, NOT MY HECKIN' APPLE TREE!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE HECKIN' SNAKERINO TOLD YOU TO EAT MY APPLES? YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE ... UHM, YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? WOW, JUST WOW. IM LITERALLY SHAKING. JANITOR PLEASE BAN THESE CHUDS FROM MY PARADISE!!

Various Examples

Marcus @Marcus_cel "Your purpose in life is to moderate, censor and ruin the fun for everyone, Janniechad!" "Splendid and I'll do it for free!” 4:57 PM Nov 22, 2023 5,652 Views . :
MY CHILD WILL TYPE #FERALGANG HAHAHA... No I TRUST MINE MINE WILL TYPE #COBGANG
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560KiB, 800x800, 1618955010386.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace [46 / 13/37] Anonymous ID:pHljKy5j Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:21:13 No.444235254 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>444235486 >>444235596 >>444235719 >>444235834 >>444235850 >>444235943 >>444236927 >>444237243 >>444237280 >>444237691 >>444238099 >>444238861 >>444238922 >>444239250 >>444239391 >>444239412 >>444239934 >>444241449 >>444241755 >I made you a huge loser because...I JUST DID OKAY?! DO NOT QUESTION *MY* PLAN! >you WILL blindly follow this 2000+ year old book that has been mistranslated and misinterpreted countless times throughout history and you WILL NOT question any of the inconsistencies and contradictions that modern science has found with it >anyway, your suffering amuses Me >what's that, you want to end your suffering and reject My gift? >guess what, if you do that then I will send you to HELL where you will SUFFER all of ETERNITY! >also I love you >amen
View Same 560KiB, 800x800, 1618955010386.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace HOW DARE YOU [186 / 28 / 62] TRY TO BE POWERFUL LIKE ME Anonymous ID: 3Ut0iLpo Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:23:59 No.434499591 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>434499686 >>434499748 >>434499771 >>434499813 >>434500125 >>434500370 >>434500410 >>434500505 >>434500810 >>434500987 >>434501192 >>434501487 >>434501673 >>434501726 >>434502071 >>434502831 >>434503700 >>434504069 >>434504827 >>434506201 >>434507257 >>434507382 >>434507560 >>434507660 >>434508046 HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KNOW THINGS. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY STUPID AND IGNORANT AND HAVE BLIND FAITH IN YOUR LITTLE ANT FARM. HOW DAAAAAAREE YOU TRY TO BE MY EQUAL. YOU ARROGANT LITTLE S---, YOU ARE BELOW ME AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

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External References

[1] Desuarchive – /qa/ Post #4107839

[2] Desuarchive – /qa/ Post #4169600

[3] Desuarchive – /qa/ Thread #4381468

[4] Booru.soy – Cobson Godjak

[5] Booru.soy – tagged 'god'

[6] Desuarchive – /qa/ Thread #5280441

[7] Reddit – Anon eat an apple

[8] Desuarchive – /qa/ Post #5177852

[9] Reddit – anon debatelords Mr god

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Godjak refers to a series of Soyjaks based on the Christian God, mainly used in posts ridiculing religion over its laws and inconsistencies. First posted in March 2021, Godjak since maintained its popularity on 4chan and Soyjak.party, with multiple versions of Godjak being posted in the following years.

Origin

On March 26th, 2021, an anonymous user posted a Soyjak (Feraljak) edit of God in a thread about religion on 4chan's /qa/[1] board. captioning the image with the Ten Commandments (edit and post shown below, left and right).


Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 19:05:03 No.4107839 Report >Thou SHALT NOT have any other gods >Thou SHALT NOT make idols >Thou SHALT NOT take the Lord's name in vain >Thou SHALT remember the Sabbath >Thou SHALT honor thy father and mother >Thou SHALT NOT murder >Thou SHALT NOT commit adultery >Thou SHALT NOT steal >Thou SHALT NOT bear false witness >Thou SHALT NOT COVET

Spread\

The image saw initial spread on 4chan's /qa/ board, at that time hijacked by the Soyjak community. For example, on April 6th, 2021, an anonymous 4chan[2] [3] user posted a Soyjak version of My child will X meme format using Soyjak edits of Satan and God (shown below, left). On May 15th, 2021, a user made a Because it just is, okay?! post about Christianity (shown below, right). The catchphrase has actively been used as a part of Godjak posts in the following years.


Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 08:47:26 No.4169596 Report >MY CHILD WILL TYPE SNEED View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1616104200839.png, 560KiB, 800x800 Anonymous Tue 06 Apr 2021 08:48:45 No.4169600 Report >HAHAHA... No I TRUST MINE >MINE WILL IGNORE 560KiB, 800x800, BOAEA51C21394CB6A0AC2DAF50AE92D3.png Anonymous Sat 15 [12/5/9] May 2021 12:57:04 No.4381468 View Reply Original Rep ort Quoted By: >>4381481 >BELIEVE IN ME BECAUSE.....JUST DO IT OKAY OR I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY

Following the initial spread on /qa/, Godjak post appeared on other boards, including /pol/, /bant/ and /v/, and, following its creation, on the Soyjak.party imageboard. The earliest derivative version of Godjak, a Cobson variant,[4] was posted on Soyjak.party some time prior to March 31st, 2022 (shown below, left). More versions of Godjak were created on Soyjak.party and archived on Soybooru[5] (examples shown below, center and right).



From 4chan, Godjak posts saw further spread online through reposts on Reddit[7] [8] [9] and other platforms. For example, on October 21st, 2021, Redditor nont48 posted a screenshot of a /qa/[6] Godjak post that received over 1,200 upvotes in the /r/greentext subreddit in two years (shown below, left). On January 2nd, 2022, an unknown Redditor posted a screenshot of another /qa/ Godjak post to /r/greentext. The post gained over 2,900 upvotes in two years (shown below, right).


560KiB, 800x800, 1620511759995.png Anonymous Mon [18/5/17] 04 Oct 2021 00:59:14 No.5177852 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>5177893 >>5178032 >>5178422 >>5178747 >random people will die from eating a tiny amount of certain nuts because...because they just will, ok?!? 476KiB, 800x800, 1634636000117.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb Sauce NAO Anonymous Thu 21 [13/5/9] Oct 2021 09:47:50 No.5280441 View Reply Original Re port >OH NO NO NO, NOT MY HECKIN' APPLE TREE!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE HECKIN' SNAKERINO TOLD YOU TO EAT MY APPLES? YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE ... UHM, YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? WOW, JUST WOW. IM LITERALLY SHAKING. JANITOR PLEASE BAN THESE CHUDS FROM MY PARADISE!!

Various Examples


Marcus @Marcus_cel "Your purpose in life is to moderate, censor and ruin the fun for everyone, Janniechad!" "Splendid and I'll do it for free!” 4:57 PM Nov 22, 2023 5,652 Views . : MY CHILD WILL TYPE #FERALGANG HAHAHA... No I TRUST MINE MINE WILL TYPE #COBGANG N
560KiB, 800x800, 1618955010386.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace [46 / 13/37] Anonymous ID:pHljKy5j Tue 10 Oct 2023 19:21:13 No.444235254 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>444235486 >>444235596 >>444235719 >>444235834 >>444235850 >>444235943 >>444236927 >>444237243 >>444237280 >>444237691 >>444238099 >>444238861 >>444238922 >>444239250 >>444239391 >>444239412 >>444239934 >>444241449 >>444241755 >I made you a huge loser because...I JUST DID OKAY?! DO NOT QUESTION *MY* PLAN! >you WILL blindly follow this 2000+ year old book that has been mistranslated and misinterpreted countless times throughout history and you WILL NOT question any of the inconsistencies and contradictions that modern science has found with it >anyway, your suffering amuses Me >what's that, you want to end your suffering and reject My gift? >guess what, if you do that then I will send you to HELL where you will SUFFER all of ETERNITY! >also I love you >amen View Same 560KiB, 800x800, 1618955010386.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace HOW DARE YOU [186 / 28 / 62] TRY TO BE POWERFUL LIKE ME Anonymous ID: 3Ut0iLpo Fri 14 Jul 2023 19:23:59 No.434499591 View Reply Original Re port Quoted By: >>434499686 >>434499748 >>434499771 >>434499813 >>434500125 >>434500370 >>434500410 >>434500505 >>434500810 >>434500987 >>434501192 >>434501487 >>434501673 >>434501726 >>434502071 >>434502831 >>434503700 >>434504069 >>434504827 >>434506201 >>434507257 >>434507382 >>434507560 >>434507660 >>434508046 HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KNOW THINGS. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY STUPID AND IGNORANT AND HAVE BLIND FAITH IN YOUR LITTLE ANT FARM. HOW DAAAAAAREE YOU TRY TO BE MY EQUAL. YOU ARROGANT LITTLE S---, YOU ARE BELOW ME AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

Search Interest

External References

[1] Desuarchive – /qa/ Post #4107839

[2] Desuarchive – /qa/ Post #4169600

[3] Desuarchive – /qa/ Thread #4381468

[4] Booru.soy – Cobson Godjak

[5] Booru.soy – tagged 'god'

[6] Desuarchive – /qa/ Thread #5280441

[7] Reddit – Anon eat an apple

[8] Desuarchive – /qa/ Post #5177852

[9] Reddit – anon debatelords Mr god

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