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Anonymous (ID: FcwBvrJk) 58 KB JPG engineers 07/19/24(Fri)15:27:58 No.474794133 >be pol pot >study in Paris >experience one of the most advanced and developed metropolises on earth at the time >determine that what your country needs is to become a medieval rural s------- with no doctors and no >proceed to kill millions of people What the f--- was wrong with him?

Anonymous (ID: FcwBvrJk) 58 KB JPG engineers 07/19/24(Fri)15:27:58 No.474794133 >be pol pot >study in Paris >experience one of the most advanced and developed metropolises on earth at the time >determine that what your country needs is to become a medieval rural s------- with no doctors and no >proceed to kill millions of people What the f--- was wrong with him?

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Anon has a way with words | /r/Greentext

Anonymous We wuz gay samuraiz and s--- Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Have Same Sex Romances 755 KB JPG finna fix it. 07/19/24(Fri)10:32:33 No.683103356 "Konnichiwassup my brothers. Gomenasorry but can you guys chotto a minute? Gotta put on my theme song by Lil Nas...ah hisashi been a while. Nani the f--- I guess it's time to teach these j--- about racism and how they need to yamete kudastop that stuff. Don't itashimention it, it cannot be shouganai'd. Sore wa chigawrong so I'm Gotta nigerundayo now. Everything is gonna be daijoufine. Just let me handle it. Keisuke be looking subaramazing though. Might have to eatadakimasu his ass later you feel me? Aight brothers, seeyanara!"

Anonymous We wuz gay samuraiz and s--- Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Have Same Sex Romances 755 KB JPG finna fix it. 07/19/24(Fri)10:32:33 No.683103356 "Konnichiwassup my brothers. Gomenasorry but can you guys chotto a minute? Gotta put on my theme song by Lil Nas...ah hisashi been a while. Nani the f--- I guess it's time to teach these j--- about racism and how they need to yamete kudastop that stuff. Don't itashimention it, it cannot be shouganai'd. Sore wa chigawrong so I'm Gotta nigerundayo now. Everything is gonna be daijoufine. Just let me handle it. Keisuke be looking subaramazing though. Might have to eatadakimasu his ass later you feel me? Aight brothers, seeyanara!"

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Was he a bad guy? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 19:18:31 No.200976321 artworks-000447958848-ul5llj-t500x500.jpg 65 KB JPG >gets completely eviscerated in every documentary ever made about him >was a modest extremely nice guy by all accounts Why do filmmakers hate him so much?

Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 19:18:31 No.200976321 artworks-000447958848-ul5llj-t500x500.jpg 65 KB JPG >gets completely eviscerated in every documentary ever made about him >was a modest extremely nice guy by all accounts Why do filmmakers hate him so much?

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Anonymous T----- Voice 3.74 MB PNG >The joos did it >Be me >M27 07/19/24(Fri)00:11:12 No.78199146 >Virgin beta anime f-- >Watch a bunch of anime related content slop on YouTube >After a few days start getting a ton of MTF voice tutorial recommendations to make your voice sound feminine as a t----- >W-- never checked that kind of s--- out Guess I'm in the anime to trans pipeline now, should I just get it over with and transition? I'm not getting any bitches as a dude anyway and I'm scared of the deep state globalists coming to chop my d--- off when I'm sleeping, I'd rather make the choice myself

Anonymous T----- Voice 3.74 MB PNG >The joos did it >Be me >M27 07/19/24(Fri)00:11:12 No.78199146 >Virgin beta anime f-- >Watch a bunch of anime related content slop on YouTube >After a few days start getting a ton of MTF voice tutorial recommendations to make your voice sound feminine as a t----- >W-- never checked that kind of s--- out Guess I'm in the anime to trans pipeline now, should I just get it over with and transition? I'm not getting any bitches as a dude anyway and I'm scared of the deep state globalists coming to chop my d--- off when I'm sleeping, I'd rather make the choice myself

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Anonymous 23 KB JPG 09/28/22(Wed)06:27:10 No.886402330 >be me >neet who stays up late watching movies and browsing 4chan >go outside at 2 am to get some fresh air >see a girl -- around 20 years old -- walking on my street alone >remember a post I saw on 4chan saying to chase girls at night >idea.jpg >start walking the same direction as her on the other side of the street >cross over to her side >she keeps looking over her shoulder at me >I speed up >she speeds up >I start to jog >she starts to sprint >she trips and takes a pretty nasty fall >she starts to cry >I run back to my house >my heart is racing for the next two hours >felt good >will do it again if the opportunity presents itself 21 Replies 1 Image View Thread

Anonymous 23 KB JPG 09/28/22(Wed)06:27:10 No.886402330 >be me >neet who stays up late watching movies and browsing 4chan >go outside at 2 am to get some fresh air >see a girl -- around 20 years old -- walking on my street alone >remember a post I saw on 4chan saying to chase girls at night >idea.jpg >start walking the same direction as her on the other side of the street >cross over to her side >she keeps looking over her shoulder at me >I speed up >she speeds up >I start to jog >she starts to sprint >she trips and takes a pretty nasty fall >she starts to cry >I run back to my house >my heart is racing for the next two hours >felt good >will do it again if the opportunity presents itself 21 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)20:16:49 No.47343676 File: 1682538229984743.png (35 KB, 526x782) >>47343668 >mastah >i read your posts >>47343694 >do you want me to 'skibidi' on your 'gyatt' till you 'rizz'? >no mastah, don't cry >do not be ashamed. i understand >other people might think your fetish for gen alpha slang is weird, but not me >i'll always be here for you >you're my sigma

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)20:16:49 No.47343676 File: 1682538229984743.png (35 KB, 526x782) >>47343668 >mastah >i read your posts >>47343694 >do you want me to 'skibidi' on your 'gyatt' till you 'rizz'? >no mastah, don't cry >do not be ashamed. i understand >other people might think your fetish for gen alpha slang is weird, but not me >i'll always be here for you >you're my sigma

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Anon doesn't save Europe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 18jpwZKO) + 06/20/24(Thu)01:06:09 No.471659845 245 KB JPG >Be me, 16 year old Trad Cath American fascist >I am a strong supporter of great fascist and traditionalist thinkers like Leon Degrelle and Benito Mussolini >I want to express my undying support for them in the form of hanging their portraits on my bedroom walls >Parents are skeptical but ultimately allow it >Until I hang Mussolini up >mfw my dad storms into my room and has a big talk with me about how "fascism le bad" >Try to tell him the truth about the elites and who really controls us >he doesn't listen and yells at me I'm really sad from this and confide in my friend who happens to be a t----- (gross ik but she's still nice to me) >we talk about how American normies will never understand the true and great qualities of fascism Sthings got heated and we start making out on my bed

Anonymous (ID: 18jpwZKO) + 06/20/24(Thu)01:06:09 No.471659845 245 KB JPG >Be me, 16 year old Trad Cath American fascist >I am a strong supporter of great fascist and traditionalist thinkers like Leon Degrelle and Benito Mussolini >I want to express my undying support for them in the form of hanging their portraits on my bedroom walls >Parents are skeptical but ultimately allow it >Until I hang Mussolini up >mfw my dad storms into my room and has a big talk with me about how "fascism le bad" >Try to tell him the truth about the elites and who really controls us >he doesn't listen and yells at me I'm really sad from this and confide in my friend who happens to be a t----- (gross ik but she's still nice to me) >we talk about how American normies will never understand the true and great qualities of fascism Sthings got heated and we start making out on my bed

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Anon's girlfriend goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)19:53:32 No.921551807 1325289687937.png 231 KB PNG >gf goes into therapy for first time in her life >month goes by >texts less and wants to hang out with other people >say whatever idgaf >more months pass >find out shes been spending time with some guy >all her texts are one word responses >break up with her since shes not being honest Guess what I found out 3 years later, from one of her friends? The therapist said she was trapped in something called a narcissistic abuse cycle (wth is even that???) and she literally followed step-by-step instructions on how to leave a relationship from it. Down to the one-word-replies. What the actual hell are these therapists teaching women?

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)19:53:32 No.921551807 1325289687937.png 231 KB PNG >gf goes into therapy for first time in her life >month goes by >texts less and wants to hang out with other people >say whatever idgaf >more months pass >find out shes been spending time with some guy >all her texts are one word responses >break up with her since shes not being honest Guess what I found out 3 years later, from one of her friends? The therapist said she was trapped in something called a narcissistic abuse cycle (wth is even that???) and she literally followed step-by-step instructions on how to leave a relationship from it. Down to the one-word-replies. What the actual hell are these therapists teaching women?

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Anon needs copium | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)21:13:41 No.31638650 I need one and only one piece of advice, my brethren >how to cope with not being Chad 37 KB JPG Anonymous f--- off Anonymous >>31638650 (OP) # 07/17/24(Wed)21:16:35 No.31638671 07/17/24(Wed)21:20:08 No.31638697 Ignore stupid smooth brain catchphrase ideas. >>31638716 # Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)21:22:24 No.31638716 It's a 19 year old girl anon. Her two most prominent personality traits right now would be getting f----- by chad if she's pretty, or languishing in her own online degeneracy if not. IMG_9015.jpg 324 KB JPG >>31638697 # S--- like this is essentially true

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)21:13:41 No.31638650 I need one and only one piece of advice, my brethren >how to cope with not being Chad 37 KB JPG Anonymous f--- off Anonymous >>31638650 (OP) # 07/17/24(Wed)21:16:35 No.31638671 07/17/24(Wed)21:20:08 No.31638697 Ignore stupid smooth brain catchphrase ideas. >>31638716 # Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)21:22:24 No.31638716 It's a 19 year old girl anon. Her two most prominent personality traits right now would be getting f----- by chad if she's pretty, or languishing in her own online degeneracy if not. IMG_9015.jpg 324 KB JPG >>31638697 # S--- like this is essentially true

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Anon Watches Mulan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MULAN 122 KB JPG 07/18/24(Thu)02:48:28 No.144554012 >Be me >6 >Family does foster care >Family takes in two girls for a year (6 and 3) >Watch Mulan a lot as a kid. >One day the two sisters sneak behind the bushes with me. >The older one gives me a h------ while singing "Honor to Us All" >To this day I can't hear that song without thinking about sex. Anyone else have any weird cartoon memories?

Anonymous MULAN 122 KB JPG 07/18/24(Thu)02:48:28 No.144554012 >Be me >6 >Family does foster care >Family takes in two girls for a year (6 and 3) >Watch Mulan a lot as a kid. >One day the two sisters sneak behind the bushes with me. >The older one gives me a h------ while singing "Honor to Us All" >To this day I can't hear that song without thinking about sex. Anyone else have any weird cartoon memories?

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It's because they stopped letting nerds make all the creative decisions | /r/Greentext

169239047234234234.jpg 65 KB JPG >millenials supposedly experienced the "golden age" of gaming >become passionate about games and get jobs in gamedev >gaming goes to s---

169239047234234234.jpg 65 KB JPG >millenials supposedly experienced the "golden age" of gaming >become passionate about games and get jobs in gamedev >gaming goes to s---

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Authority Junkies | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nJLpVg2X) ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/18/24(Thu)17:32:35 No.474734353 Right Wing Politicians for some reason >GOOOON >I luv Israel >I IUv Israel >GOOOOON >GOOOOOOON >I LOVE ISRAEL 896 KB PNG >ISRAEL! <3 >G000000000ON!!!!!! >F--- MY WIFE And DOUSE HER WOUMB WITH JEWISH C--! >Let me lick the UNDERSIDE of your shoe! >Oh! You stepped in doggy s---? No Problem, III clean it! >F--- MUZZIES THEY HAVE LE BAD CULTURE >Israelies doing the same s--- tho? its fine. >Israel is based, red pilled and conservative! >Oh silly liberals who support Palestine. You should support israel because they have liberal values just like you. Why are they like this?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nJLpVg2X) ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/18/24(Thu)17:32:35 No.474734353 Right Wing Politicians for some reason >GOOOON >I luv Israel >I IUv Israel >GOOOOON >GOOOOOOON >I LOVE ISRAEL 896 KB PNG >ISRAEL! <3 >G000000000ON!!!!!! >F--- MY WIFE And DOUSE HER WOUMB WITH JEWISH C--! >Let me lick the UNDERSIDE of your shoe! >Oh! You stepped in doggy s---? No Problem, III clean it! >F--- MUZZIES THEY HAVE LE BAD CULTURE >Israelies doing the same s--- tho? its fine. >Israel is based, red pilled and conservative! >Oh silly liberals who support Palestine. You should support israel because they have liberal values just like you. Why are they like this?

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Anon dates a Muslim | /r/Greentext

File: Ilksommec4961.png (124 KB, 795x900) Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)22:47:23 No.921542240 > Dresses modestly > Conservative values > No sense of entitlement > Halal in the streets > Haram in the sheets Are Muslim women are the ultimate trad-wives?

File: Ilksommec4961.png (124 KB, 795x900) Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)22:47:23 No.921542240 > Dresses modestly > Conservative values > No sense of entitlement > Halal in the streets > Haram in the sheets Are Muslim women are the ultimate trad-wives?

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Anon plays Dusk | /r/Greentext

File: dusk.jpg (48 KB, 258x387) ONE MUST ALWAYS SEIGN BENEATH DUSK NEW BIODD PRODUCTION Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)16:12:40 No.683055280 >buy horror game set in pennsylvania >outskirts of some s----- backwater town where the sky is permanently red >cultists and dark magicians trying to kill me at every turn >nothing but sickles and rickety hunting gear to defend myself with >have to fight through an old church, abandoned farm, claustrophobic mineshaft and empty quarry just to get to the city full of more lunatics >portal leading to some escheresque infinite realm of incomprehensible suffering and madness under a facility in the city >lovecraftian horrors maim me on sight >voices in my head start telling me what to do >trudge through the horrific dimension for what feels like days to kill the bastard that brought me here >go insane and become some kind of demigod >go home and play the game Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)16:14:10 No.683055394 Good thread OP. Have a (You).

File: dusk.jpg (48 KB, 258x387) ONE MUST ALWAYS SEIGN BENEATH DUSK NEW BIODD PRODUCTION Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)16:12:40 No.683055280 >buy horror game set in pennsylvania >outskirts of some s----- backwater town where the sky is permanently red >cultists and dark magicians trying to kill me at every turn >nothing but sickles and rickety hunting gear to defend myself with >have to fight through an old church, abandoned farm, claustrophobic mineshaft and empty quarry just to get to the city full of more lunatics >portal leading to some escheresque infinite realm of incomprehensible suffering and madness under a facility in the city >lovecraftian horrors maim me on sight >voices in my head start telling me what to do >trudge through the horrific dimension for what feels like days to kill the bastard that brought me here >go insane and become some kind of demigod >go home and play the game Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)16:14:10 No.683055394 Good thread OP. Have a (You).

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The road to womanhood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)09:25:08 No.78191902 wat.png 47 KB PNG >take female hormones >n------ now hurt 24/7 >start having dreams where I'm pregnant not sure if this was a good idea bros

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)09:25:08 No.78191902 wat.png 47 KB PNG >take female hormones >n------ now hurt 24/7 >start having dreams where I'm pregnant not sure if this was a good idea bros

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Anon has a screw loose | /r/Greentext

File: fuo50wom2q5d1.png (188 KB, 960x546) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)12:29:29 No.78117127 >>78117256 >used to draw my blood from my arm with a diabetic syringe as a teenager and spray it in my notebook >drew from a very visibly pumping artery >also filled in hearts I drew with real blood for crushes at the time If I show this kind of thing to women who like me will they find it exciting? They'll think I'm passionate right? Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)12:58:10 No.78117256 >>78117127 (OP) Yes, but only crazy women.

File: fuo50wom2q5d1.png (188 KB, 960x546) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)12:29:29 No.78117127 >>78117256 >used to draw my blood from my arm with a diabetic syringe as a teenager and spray it in my notebook >drew from a very visibly pumping artery >also filled in hearts I drew with real blood for crushes at the time If I show this kind of thing to women who like me will they find it exciting? They'll think I'm passionate right? Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)12:58:10 No.78117256 >>78117127 (OP) Yes, but only crazy women.

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Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 08:21:28 No.681902507 1697557341565626.jpg 108 KB JPG >feeling like s--- >just need to have a good time >one game in mind >boot it up what's her name, /v/

Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 08:21:28 No.681902507 1697557341565626.jpg 108 KB JPG >feeling like s--- >just need to have a good time >one game in mind >boot it up what's her name, /v/

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Anon isn't a model citizen | /r/Greentext

File: 1721326729337.jpg (15 KB, 306x306) Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)20:19:00 No.78196838 [Reply] >social credit score hasn't been officially introduced yet but mine is already negative

File: 1721326729337.jpg (15 KB, 306x306) Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)20:19:00 No.78196838 [Reply] >social credit score hasn't been officially introduced yet but mine is already negative

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Sonybros… your response? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/21/23(Thu)14:30:33 No.661422921 rbs we haven't touched the controller for 45 minutes. 45654.jpg 171 KB JPG >destroys AAA slop in one sentence >isn't even a gamer

Anonymous 12/21/23(Thu)14:30:33 No.661422921 rbs we haven't touched the controller for 45 minutes. 45654.jpg 171 KB JPG >destroys AAA slop in one sentence >isn't even a gamer

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