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Grindr 32 KB JPG >be me >straight >bored and curious one day so I download grindr >immediately start getting messages with my profile blank >decide to troll and lead gay guys on >go onto gay p--- page and steal a photo of some dude lifting his shirt exposing his 6 pack >make it my profile pic >get a bunch of guys messaging me >I take pictures of guys asses off the internet and send them out pretending its mine >I get them to send me pictures of their cocks in return >everytime a guy sends one I tell him I prefer bigger and that i'm no longer interested >one guy wants to go on a date instead of just f------ right away >tell him that i'll be at the nearby coffee/breakfast shop at 9am sunday morning >never show up >he messages me asking why I ghosted him and I say I found a new guy Why are gay people so gullible? I don't know why I enjoy trolling them so much, but it's like guys are so horny that they become legally retarded. Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:40:55 No.921562445 so you spend your time teasing guys and still think you're straight? >>921562565 # Anonymous >>921562445 # 07/19/24(Fri)02:47:42 No.921562565 I am just doing it for fun. I'm not gay and do not plan on having sex with any men anytime soon. >>921563322 # >>921563591 # Anonymous Anonymo >>9215621 07/19/24(Fri)03:38:16 No.921563591 i think you'r wait until yo >>921562565 # >soon

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