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File: ant.png (73 KB, 986x772) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)17:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] ► >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--
File: ant.png (73 KB, 986x772) Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)17:42:44 No.78341364 [Reply] ► >be ant >build gigantic structures with your brothers >fight against monsters to protect your family >wage war in the name of your queen against other hives >somehow survive >some little s--- with a magnifying glass burns you to death because he wants to play death star w--

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Gunship Mission | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)18:04:34 No.101452367 STEAM steam-deck-linux-market-share-popularity-550x309.jpg 25 KB JPG >Private company expands into Linux because it benefits their own financial interests >Pours a ton of money into Linux gaming >Immediatly BTFOs decades of work by unorganised smelly FOSS f------ who are too autistic to work together >Suddenly Linux is a viable platform for gaming >All the trannies use Proton now When will you f------ understand? The collective repellent autism of the Linux community will ALWAYS hold them back.
: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)18:04:34 No.101452367 STEAM steam-deck-linux-market-share-popularity-550x309.jpg 25 KB JPG >Private company expands into Linux because it benefits their own financial interests >Pours a ton of money into Linux gaming >Immediatly BTFOs decades of work by unorganised smelly FOSS f------ who are too autistic to work together >Suddenly Linux is a viable platform for gaming >All the trannies use Proton now When will you f------ understand? The collective repellent autism of the Linux community will ALWAYS hold them back.

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Anon's car has a weight problem | /r/Greentext

View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 992 GT3 RS side.png, 3MiB, 1643x920 Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2023 10:59:29 No.129537313 >carbon fibre rear wing >carbon fibre front wing >carbon fibre roof >carbon fibre doors >carbon fibre seats >1450kg why do governments hate cars and car enthusiasts? >carbon fibre bonnet View Report
View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 992 GT3 RS side.png, 3MiB, 1643x920 Anonymous Mon 27 Feb 2023 10:59:29 No.129537313 >carbon fibre rear wing >carbon fibre front wing >carbon fibre roof >carbon fibre doors >carbon fibre seats >1450kg why do governments hate cars and car enthusiasts? >carbon fibre bonnet View Report

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Don’t know anon. Maybe competent writers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG how do they do it 07/30/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.684200982 >be valve >make an asian woman the star of your puzzle game >make a mixed race woman the star of your VR game >make both your pvp and coop team based shooters diverse >get no s--- for it
Anonymous 45 KB JPG how do they do it 07/30/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.684200982 >be valve >make an asian woman the star of your puzzle game >make a mixed race woman the star of your VR game >make both your pvp and coop team based shooters diverse >get no s--- for it

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anon is mr sausage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31/07/2024, 6:53:37 pm > binge a youtuber who has a stutter > speaking to someone next day > stutter No.96151628 13 KB JPEG thanks ordinary sausage
Anonymous 31/07/2024, 6:53:37 pm > binge a youtuber who has a stutter > speaking to someone next day > stutter No.96151628 13 KB JPEG thanks ordinary sausage

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Generational progression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?
Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?

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“Where’s your sauce made?” | /r/Greentext

MILDER Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)01:30:25 No.201967879 ORIGINAL HOT ONES IN jp.png 558 KB PNG >Ok, but what kind of hot wings are they? ...Ghost pepper? That doesn't sound American... Where's Scoville?
MILDER Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)01:30:25 No.201967879 ORIGINAL HOT ONES IN jp.png 558 KB PNG >Ok, but what kind of hot wings are they? ...Ghost pepper? That doesn't sound American... Where's Scoville?

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Anon hates fashion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB PNG 7/31/2024, 12:05:11 No.68010968 PM > be me >24M >just became a doctor >never dress well when hanging out with my guy friends don't buy new clothes every month just take the ones my mom gave me or my taller brother left for me > only have urge to look well on work or with females > dad basically shunned looking good as if it was a sin > always had a focus on being good rather than impressing with looks >grow up > even my height is 5'5" > cant do intensive gym to improve my body as I'm asthmatic and every gym in my city is a hell hole > not fat at all (22 bmi) > never had any issues with dating >women likes me the way I was > been in 2 relationships and slept with 4 women >life's okay but one day a friend in park said that im not dressed well. >"anon you look like you're our driver whose coming with us" >w-- >these bozos dressed like they are going on a date f----- overdressed for a public park full of families and animals >this dude is wearing nike designers stuff in a muddy park after a rain >meanwhile I was wearing a v neck t shirt with ablue capree plus Velcro sandals cause its wet and muddy and I don't want no dirt on my shoes seriously I really despise people who take their looks seriously It's manifested disorder of self image brought to you by fashion/beauty industry lookamxing is a disorder > acc to me just being clean is enough thinking about fashion is gay you're a man. if >I used to hate my father for not letting me lookmax as a teen but now I understand that he is a geniust in a paragraph.
Anonymous 7 KB PNG 7/31/2024, 12:05:11 No.68010968 PM > be me >24M >just became a doctor >never dress well when hanging out with my guy friends don't buy new clothes every month just take the ones my mom gave me or my taller brother left for me > only have urge to look well on work or with females > dad basically shunned looking good as if it was a sin > always had a focus on being good rather than impressing with looks >grow up > even my height is 5'5" > cant do intensive gym to improve my body as I'm asthmatic and every gym in my city is a hell hole > not fat at all (22 bmi) > never had any issues with dating >women likes me the way I was > been in 2 relationships and slept with 4 women >life's okay but one day a friend in park said that im not dressed well. >"anon you look like you're our driver whose coming with us" >w-- >these bozos dressed like they are going on a date f----- overdressed for a public park full of families and animals >this dude is wearing nike designers stuff in a muddy park after a rain >meanwhile I was wearing a v neck t shirt with ablue capree plus Velcro sandals cause its wet and muddy and I don't want no dirt on my shoes seriously I really despise people who take their looks seriously It's manifested disorder of self image brought to you by fashion/beauty industry lookamxing is a disorder > acc to me just being clean is enough thinking about fashion is gay you're a man. if >I used to hate my father for not letting me lookmax as a teen but now I understand that he is a geniust in a paragraph.

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Jihad has fallen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CCEKD5SZ) 07/31/24(Wed)10:25:52 No.476314146 >Train your whole life for Jihad and the liberation of al Quds >get turned into pile of charred meat by 19 year old zoomie roastie conscript guiding a drone inbetween posting ass shots on instagram 128 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 198apnj7) Takbir! 07/31/24(Wed)10:36:08 No.476315026 Anonymous (ID: OB5Loy51) >>476314146 (OP) # >The virgin bullet Vs >The Chad airstrip. 07/31/24(Wed) 10:37:35 No.476315134 Cry harder slavs and browns. Anonymous (ID: dUA7Ve9p 07/31/24(Wed)10:40:11 No.476315352 >>476314146 (OP) # >War never changes
Anonymous (ID: CCEKD5SZ) 07/31/24(Wed)10:25:52 No.476314146 >Train your whole life for Jihad and the liberation of al Quds >get turned into pile of charred meat by 19 year old zoomie roastie conscript guiding a drone inbetween posting ass shots on instagram 128 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 198apnj7) Takbir! 07/31/24(Wed)10:36:08 No.476315026 Anonymous (ID: OB5Loy51) >>476314146 (OP) # >The virgin bullet Vs >The Chad airstrip. 07/31/24(Wed) 10:37:35 No.476315134 Cry harder slavs and browns. Anonymous (ID: dUA7Ve9p 07/31/24(Wed)10:40:11 No.476315352 >>476314146 (OP) # >War never changes

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Anon is not impressed with Modern AAA Games | /r/Greentext

gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]
gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]

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Anon is in love | /r/Greentext

13m (07/30/24 21:50) 78338759 0 Re 0 Img JPG 184KB (1125 × 888) IMG_3199.jpg >girl says she likes me >i say i like her >no longer want to jack it to p---, or if i do i specifically find ladies that look as close to her as possible and mentally ignore the video to imagine tender lovemaking with her >can and do bust fat loads to pics of just her face and nothing else >get incredible throbbing massive boners to the thought of us just holding each other not even sexually What mental illness is this?
13m (07/30/24 21:50) 78338759 0 Re 0 Img JPG 184KB (1125 × 888) IMG_3199.jpg >girl says she likes me >i say i like her >no longer want to jack it to p---, or if i do i specifically find ladies that look as close to her as possible and mentally ignore the video to imagine tender lovemaking with her >can and do bust fat loads to pics of just her face and nothing else >get incredible throbbing massive boners to the thought of us just holding each other not even sexually What mental illness is this?

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Anon doesn't feel alone anymore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)22:45:33 No.201917765 792 KB JPG >late at night >feel lonely >open the blinds >put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries >suddenly don't feel like I'm alone anymore
Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)22:45:33 No.201917765 792 KB JPG >late at night >feel lonely >open the blinds >put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries >suddenly don't feel like I'm alone anymore

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A gamer's dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)00:05:40 No.683454870 1710245798808380.png 218 KB PNG >video games get more and more expensive >i have to get a better paying job just to afford my moving pictures its not f------ fair. i want to cry
: Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)00:05:40 No.683454870 1710245798808380.png 218 KB PNG >video games get more and more expensive >i have to get a better paying job just to afford my moving pictures its not f------ fair. i want to cry

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Anon watches the wrong stuff | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it
Anonymous 17 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it

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least schizo 4chan post | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 12:17:28 No.135079115 Report >>135078644 >>135078783 How many kids do you think ended up shooting themselves thinking their dad's shotgun will turn them into a girl
Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 12:17:28 No.135079115 Report >>135078644 >>135078783 How many kids do you think ended up shooting themselves thinking their dad's shotgun will turn them into a girl

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Anon is even more immature than usual | /r/Greentext

Father said I'm immature 07/30/24(Tue)14:26:56 No.31721163 313 KB JPG >father asked to meet me (we rarely see eachother and he never messages me) >we arrange to meet at a restaurant >we talk about some stuff that don't matter >he tries to lecture me on fancy table etiquette (bear in mind we are lower middle class in a third world s-------) >I noticed I let some food slip from my plate >I grap a paper napkin and clean the region below my plate >he tells me to leave it there because "that's the waiter's job" >I ignore what he says >he insists >I tell him "it's because of this mentality the streets outside are full of trash" >this escalates to an argument about maturity >mention how I willingly moved out of my mom's house to gain life experience >mention how I'm putting all the effort I can on getting a college degree so I can finally leave this s------- >mention that I'm ashamed I don't have a job and depend on mommy for everything (like he does with my grandma, even tho he is almost 50) >mention that if I hadn't broken up with my highschool gf we would probably be married by now (I'm in my 20s) >he calls me immature WHAT THE F---? I always listen to what older people say, but this is b-------. Am I missing something here?
Father said I'm immature 07/30/24(Tue)14:26:56 No.31721163 313 KB JPG >father asked to meet me (we rarely see eachother and he never messages me) >we arrange to meet at a restaurant >we talk about some stuff that don't matter >he tries to lecture me on fancy table etiquette (bear in mind we are lower middle class in a third world s-------) >I noticed I let some food slip from my plate >I grap a paper napkin and clean the region below my plate >he tells me to leave it there because "that's the waiter's job" >I ignore what he says >he insists >I tell him "it's because of this mentality the streets outside are full of trash" >this escalates to an argument about maturity >mention how I willingly moved out of my mom's house to gain life experience >mention how I'm putting all the effort I can on getting a college degree so I can finally leave this s------- >mention that I'm ashamed I don't have a job and depend on mommy for everything (like he does with my grandma, even tho he is almost 50) >mention that if I hadn't broken up with my highschool gf we would probably be married by now (I'm in my 20s) >he calls me immature WHAT THE F---? I always listen to what older people say, but this is b-------. Am I missing something here?

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Ruthless anon to be born | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How to become ruthless 50 KB JPG 07/30/24(Tue)12:52:39 No.31720719 Need advice on how to become ruthless with woman. I'm done with self improving >Fit >6'1 >30 years old >Interesting hobbies >Not rich but also not poor >Steady job, and some other sources of income >Two cars, one daily one for joyrides >Average social life even tho I was the shy kid in school. But when it comes to getting women, 90% of the time they don't see me as a potential mate. I've heard alot of "oh you are cute, but idk there is something missing" I don't have that alpha energy (and I hate using these alpha beta terms). I need to become ruthless, and unforgiving when it comes to getting woman. What do?
Anonymous How to become ruthless 50 KB JPG 07/30/24(Tue)12:52:39 No.31720719 Need advice on how to become ruthless with woman. I'm done with self improving >Fit >6'1 >30 years old >Interesting hobbies >Not rich but also not poor >Steady job, and some other sources of income >Two cars, one daily one for joyrides >Average social life even tho I was the shy kid in school. But when it comes to getting women, 90% of the time they don't see me as a potential mate. I've heard alot of "oh you are cute, but idk there is something missing" I don't have that alpha energy (and I hate using these alpha beta terms). I need to become ruthless, and unforgiving when it comes to getting woman. What do?

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idk, you tell me | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)20:17:36 No. >*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?
☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)20:17:36 No. >*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?

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Trans inclusive misogynist. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 KB JPG 11/17/20(Tue)19:53:03 No.17817694 >trans girl >come out to dad >he's fine with it >one day I spend longer than usual on makeup and wear slightly more revealing clothes >dad takes one look and me and goes "you know, boys your age usually prefer w----- without a penis!" why is he so mean??
Anonymous 75 KB JPG 11/17/20(Tue)19:53:03 No.17817694 >trans girl >come out to dad >he's fine with it >one day I spend longer than usual on makeup and wear slightly more revealing clothes >dad takes one look and me and goes "you know, boys your age usually prefer w----- without a penis!" why is he so mean??

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Frontal Assault | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oculus 07/17/24(Wed) 07:13:37 No.101435092 Oculus VR HD Prototype john-carmack-profile-shot.jpg 53 KB JPG >get a look at DOOM's source code >no struct, no class >header files are just functions declarations just w-- is that s--- Imao? And this is your best programmer of all time BAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Oculus 07/17/24(Wed) 07:13:37 No.101435092 Oculus VR HD Prototype john-carmack-profile-shot.jpg 53 KB JPG >get a look at DOOM's source code >no struct, no class >header files are just functions declarations just w-- is that s--- Imao? And this is your best programmer of all time BAHAHAHAHAHA

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