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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?

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MILDER Anonymous 07/31/24(Wed)01:30:25 No.201967879 ORIGINAL HOT ONES IN jp.png 558 KB PNG >Ok, but what kind of hot wings are they? ...Ghost pepper? That doesn't sound American... Where's Scoville?

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Anonymous 7 KB PNG 7/31/2024, 12:05:11 No.68010968 PM > be me >24M >just became a doctor >never dress well when hanging out with my guy friends don't buy new clothes every month just take the ones my mom gave me or my taller brother left for me > only have urge to look well on work or with females > dad basically shunned looking good as if it was a sin > always had a focus on being good rather than impressing with looks >grow up > even my height is 5'5" > cant do intensive gym to improve my body as I'm asthmatic and every gym in my city is a hell hole > not fat at all (22 bmi) > never had any issues with dating >women likes me the way I was > been in 2 relationships and slept with 4 women >life's okay but one day a friend in park said that im not dressed well. >"anon you look like you're our driver whose coming with us" >w-- >these bozos dressed like they are going on a date f----- overdressed for a public park full of families and animals >this dude is wearing nike designers stuff in a muddy park after a rain >meanwhile I was wearing a v neck t shirt with ablue capree plus Velcro sandals cause its wet and muddy and I don't want no dirt on my shoes seriously I really despise people who take their looks seriously It's manifested disorder of self image brought to you by fashion/beauty industry lookamxing is a disorder > acc to me just being clean is enough thinking about fashion is gay you're a man. if >I used to hate my father for not letting me lookmax as a teen but now I understand that he is a geniust in a paragraph.

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Anonymous (ID: CCEKD5SZ) 07/31/24(Wed)10:25:52 No.476314146 >Train your whole life for Jihad and the liberation of al Quds >get turned into pile of charred meat by 19 year old zoomie roastie conscript guiding a drone inbetween posting ass shots on instagram 128 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 198apnj7) Takbir! 07/31/24(Wed)10:36:08 No.476315026 Anonymous (ID: OB5Loy51) >>476314146 (OP) # >The virgin bullet Vs >The Chad airstrip. 07/31/24(Wed) 10:37:35 No.476315134 Cry harder slavs and browns. Anonymous (ID: dUA7Ve9p 07/31/24(Wed)10:40:11 No.476315352 >>476314146 (OP) # >War never changes

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gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]

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13m (07/30/24 21:50) 78338759 0 Re 0 Img JPG 184KB (1125 × 888) IMG_3199.jpg >girl says she likes me >i say i like her >no longer want to jack it to p---, or if i do i specifically find ladies that look as close to her as possible and mentally ignore the video to imagine tender lovemaking with her >can and do bust fat loads to pics of just her face and nothing else >get incredible throbbing massive boners to the thought of us just holding each other not even sexually What mental illness is this?

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Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)22:45:33 No.201917765 792 KB JPG >late at night >feel lonely >open the blinds >put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries >suddenly don't feel like I'm alone anymore

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: Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)00:05:40 No.683454870 1710245798808380.png 218 KB PNG >video games get more and more expensive >i have to get a better paying job just to afford my moving pictures its not f------ fair. i want to cry

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Anonymous 17 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 12:17:28 No.135079115 Report >>135078644 >>135078783 How many kids do you think ended up shooting themselves thinking their dad's shotgun will turn them into a girl

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Father said I'm immature 07/30/24(Tue)14:26:56 No.31721163 313 KB JPG >father asked to meet me (we rarely see eachother and he never messages me) >we arrange to meet at a restaurant >we talk about some stuff that don't matter >he tries to lecture me on fancy table etiquette (bear in mind we are lower middle class in a third world s-------) >I noticed I let some food slip from my plate >I grap a paper napkin and clean the region below my plate >he tells me to leave it there because "that's the waiter's job" >I ignore what he says >he insists >I tell him "it's because of this mentality the streets outside are full of trash" >this escalates to an argument about maturity >mention how I willingly moved out of my mom's house to gain life experience >mention how I'm putting all the effort I can on getting a college degree so I can finally leave this s------- >mention that I'm ashamed I don't have a job and depend on mommy for everything (like he does with my grandma, even tho he is almost 50) >mention that if I hadn't broken up with my highschool gf we would probably be married by now (I'm in my 20s) >he calls me immature WHAT THE F---? I always listen to what older people say, but this is b-------. Am I missing something here?

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Anonymous How to become ruthless 50 KB JPG 07/30/24(Tue)12:52:39 No.31720719 Need advice on how to become ruthless with woman. I'm done with self improving >Fit >6'1 >30 years old >Interesting hobbies >Not rich but also not poor >Steady job, and some other sources of income >Two cars, one daily one for joyrides >Average social life even tho I was the shy kid in school. But when it comes to getting women, 90% of the time they don't see me as a potential mate. I've heard alot of "oh you are cute, but idk there is something missing" I don't have that alpha energy (and I hate using these alpha beta terms). I need to become ruthless, and unforgiving when it comes to getting woman. What do?

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