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: Anonymous Hatsune Mosmikuto 212 KB PNG 11/30/24(Sat) 10:49:42 No.928055428 Everyone always talks about how hard it is to lose weight. Always felt discouraged to try but knew I should >be me >6ft, 220 lbs. Not obese but chubby >hate that, decide to just count calories and stop at 2k a day >ffw 2 months and I'm down 15 lbs W--? Fattards literally spend their whole lives crying it's impossible to lose weight. I didn't even change my diet, just ate f------ less. Pic unrel

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:31:04 No.78204767 EDEN-BUNGALOW-HOTEL 51499462 gettyimages Credit: STEPHEN SHAVER gettyimages-51499462-612x612.jpg 46 KB JPG >was a fan of a flash artist from newgrounds >heard he died some months ago after being in and out of the hospital >no cause of death given >find his youtube channel >he has videos of ladyboy cabarets in Thailand >videos of him hanging around red-light districts in Germany and partying with random dudes there What are the chances he died of AIDS? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)21:20:22 No.78205126 You think any of the underage newfag twitter and TikTok normies that have infested this site know what a Newgrounds is?

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Anonymous Neanderthal 11/30/24(Sat) 13:50:47 No.79614161 43 KB JPG >hanging around the fire with tribe >Movement outside of cave >We get weapons and go out to protect children >Mfw I see us... But different >They get scared and try to run away >We easily out power and capture them >They are so weak and dumber too but they outnumber us >Make them slaves and serve us around campfire >Females look skinnier and more beautiful than our robust females >Take one and get out of cave, find my secret spot to have sex so my tribe doesn't see and laugh >P---- SO TIGHT! NOT LIKE BIG NEANDERTHAL P---- >SEX SO GOOD >share this with the boys >They laugh but accept to try it out >They are amazed >Our females start making male sapiens lapdogs >They have more stamina, satisfy females with their longer fingers too >Mfw I see the future in my dream and they say "h--- sapiens f----- neanderthals into extinction" >Gotta tell them the truth >Make a cave painting to show them as sex slaves and us their masters >Hope it gets found

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File: 1689579097369301.png (1.38 MB, 1056x821) Citi PALEYFEST ST alamy PALEYF citi с PALE citi alamy iti alam LEAD gle Pixel YFEST ALEYFEST PALEYFES alamy citi SPAL ☐ Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 10:21:53 No.206482379 >>206484366 >>206484410 >>206486446 >>206501025 >>206504422 File: latest.jpg (15 KB, 300x300) >Plays fat drunk >Is actually fat drunk ITT actors who ruined their careers Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)10:16:32 No.206482112 ►>>206482181 >>206482350 >>206484066 >>206484198 >>206485691 >>206487576 >>206487967 >>206495141 >>206495272 >>206500258 >>206502378 >>206504046 >>206504262 >Decent gig on star trek >Gets fat >Husband divorces >Trek gig ends >Nothing else in the pipeline ☐ Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 10:17:48 No.206482181 >>206482440 >>206485859 >>206482112 (OP). >How can the replicators be empty? >> ☐ Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 10:19:27 No.206482262 ►>>206483794 >>206484426 >>206484829 >>206485128 >>206486395 >>206488032 >>206495325 >>206498844 >>206500207 >>206501025 >>206502266 >>206502796 >>206505111 >>206505750 File: LmpwZw.jpg (49 KB, 432x594) ☐ Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 10:57:29 No.206484066 >>206484167 File: Rebel-Wilson-1509673.jpg (29 KB, 590x350) >>206484295 >>>206484775 >>206489859 >>206495286 >>206500025 >>206500215 >>206482112 (OP) ☐ Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 11:02:11 No.206484295 ►>>206484422 >>206484459 >>206484066 >only get fat roles >now no longer fat >doesn't get any roles anymore >> Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)11:04:24 No.206484422 >>206484454 >>206490086 >>206505637 File: file.png (109 KB, 360x270) >Plays dorky weird awkward cuck in Silicon Valley >Is actually real life cuck and proud >Gets divorced >Turns out is a bit creepy and weird in real life >No roles after SV ends >>206484295 I guess she really did... lose all those rolls.

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1625281667818.png, 19KiB, 644x800 Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 15:01:33 No.124607119 View Report >C'MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME! >C'MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT'S, IT'S >... >what >What? >WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. F---. *Smashes steamdeck running SMT V against wall in fit of anger* >THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE F---! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING F------ C--- THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE F--- HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!! >YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY C--?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL C---!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!! >WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT DISCO ELYSIUM FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE F--- AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY C--- WIFE POPPED A F------ LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER C---!!! >OH MY SCIENCE, I'M RUINED!!! YOU'VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID T---!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A F------ NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! >GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS F------ NECK!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE F------ BABYS F------ SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI C--- OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR F------ THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO F------ KILL IT! >I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: jbMY5LCT) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/29/24(Fri)21:23:42 No.489965923 27 KB JPG Yeah a video of me sucking c--- and swallowing c-- is spreading all over the internet, it's bad, what do you want me to say?

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3 wealthy "Gigachad" teens EXTERMINATED in ANOTHER Elon Musk CYBERTRUCK fireball HOLOCAUST crash 3 wealthy "Gigachad" teens EXT(...) obile Home 39966690 EXCLUSIVE Cops probe mystery cause of Tesla Cybertruck crash that killed three wealthy teens as they returned home for holidays EDMONT USC CYBERTRUCK WRECK ONLY SURVIVOR TEEN FIREBALL HORROR Soren Don and Jack Nelson, both 19, died alongside a female friend, 19, and a male fiend was pulled from the wreck alive but seriously burned after their Tesla Cybertruck crashed in Piedmont, California, east of 831 KB PNG What are the political ramifications of the world's top sperg Elon Mosque making a weekly HOLOCAUST for normies with his EVs? >just open the door and get out bro you're on fire Can't, the door needs an electrical signal to open. Anonymous (ID: XYf2CmEv)! >>489968076 this. >0 to 60 in 2.blah seconds >let me buy this for my 17 year old f------ parents, bro t. Tesla owner 11/29/24(Fri)22:51:14 No.489972420

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: LKfBOK7i) MALE CIRCUMCISION CUT UNCUT ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/29/24(Fri)22:10:25 No.489969472 NUFF SAID 11 KB JPG Thank f--- I was cut. Anonymous (ID: ZA1xv/qR ) >>489969472 (OP) I'm sure your limbs would look better cut too. 11/29/24(Fri)22:15:44 No.489969885

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. 2h (11/30/24 05:48) 75521627 - 13 Re . 2 Img JPG 27KB (554x554) 3D4683C4-A1F3-4D3D-BE04-39A46F766F53.jpg 5 Replies God gave me >6'2 >full head of hair at 25 >naturally lean and athletic since kid >hunter eyes >musically inclined >good bones BUT ALSO >4.9" pencil d--- fully erect I was nerfed too hard

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Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)20:56:19 No.79611274 P 51 KB PNG >Be me 10yo in 2013 >Have Minecraft on Xbox 360 >Have a bunch of randos in my friends list who also play Minecraft >Open up Minecraft >Join a random friends online world >Its a survival game >Raid anything valuable from his chests >Keep it in my inventory >Leave the game >Refuse to elaborate further

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File: 1703153089612000.jpg (306 KB, 1480x833) Anonymous (ID: qcCdz4Pm) 11/29/24(Fri)16:04:08 No.489881365 >>489881511 >>489881581 >>489881652 >>489882000 >>489882722 >>489882931 >>489883339 >>489884845 >>489885437 >>489885728 >>489885844 >>489886005 >>489886159 >>489887291 >>489891251 >>489891669 >>489892020 >>489892134 >>489892302 >>489892318 >>489892440 >>489894541 >>489894699 >>489895575 >>489895674 >>489895919 >>489896051 >>489896097 >>489896596 >>489897468 >>489898720 >>489901711 >>489903069 >>489903398 >>489903699 >>489908794 >>489909426 >>489914548 >>489921183 >>489923075 >>489924766 >>489924978>>489925360 >>489925913 >>489929861 >>489932685 >>489934030 >>489935040 >>489936052 >>489938081 >ban food coloring >ban fluoride in water >ban vaccines >ban sneed oils >ban milk pasteurization >ban nitrates in meat Anonymous (ID: DtjFdoOL >>489881365 (OP) 11/29/24(Fri)16:15:50 No.489882000 >489885570 >>489895135 >bans roofless Lincoln Continental stretch limousines Anonymous (ID: 24Y2xNU6) 11/29/24(Fri)17:32:16 No.489885570 File: 1682128454970293.jpg (154 KB, 1024x853) нен. >>489882000 Underrated, and checked. Anonymous (ID: wzMySm) 11/29/24(Fri)21:01:21 No.489895135 ► >>489882000 And hotel kitchens. And small planes. And that bridge in Chappaquiddick: sorry, Mary Jo!

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Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:51:27 No.206007785 T1.jpg 38 KB JPG >Walks into a gun store with a perpetual stone face, no ID and a clearly foreign accent >Asks for a bunch of guns and enough ammo to kill a small town >"Heh you got it pal." Is America really like this?

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

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Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)10:54:17 No.206430967 >make a 48 hour stakeout on his house >if he goes ANYWHERE this weekend I want to know 60 KB JPG Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)10:56:00 No.206431000 >He never left the house, and nobody came to visit him, sir

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: Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)13:10:02 No.205632849 file.png 325 KB PNG >Darth Maul standing still in front of a crowd of 40 people who are all armed with laser weaponry >hasn't even drawn his lightsabre >Go... we'll handle this >no one thought to just blast that nicer with a laser

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File: 1732829402434.jpg (255 KB, 914x1182) >> ☐ Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)10:08:17 No.206443818 >>206457124 File: 1721869727672322.png (539 KB, 3168x3080) >Girl with pink hair and a bad attitude is a massive knot slut JK Rowling was a prophet >> Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)10:19:52 No.206444149 ►>>206448161 >>206441026 (OP) Tumblr* This was right as Tumblr was gaining popularity ☐ Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)15:25:18 No.206453231 >>206456352 >>206459496 File: 1706031712067351.gif (2.58 MB, 600x338) ☐ Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)08:30:15 No.206441026 ►>>206442485 >>206443568 >>206443612 >>206444069 >>206444149 >>206446566 >>206448756 >>206448757 >>>206448822 >>206449991 >>206450140 >>206453231 >>206454520 >>206455458 >>206456870 >>206457720 >>206458429 >>206459496 Reddit: Le Character ☐ Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)09:59:17 No.206443568 >>206443903 >>206456553 >>206456696 >>206441026 (OP) >be lupin >shapeshifting girl with daddy issues half your age falls desperately in love with you >> Who did he have her transform into for her do you think ☐ Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)09:59:53 No.206443585 ►>>206457124 >character is a massive slut >name her Nympho BRAVO ROWLING >> >>206441026 (OP). If you wouldn't you are a huge faget ☐ Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)16:06:23 No.206454463 >>206458408 >Remus f-----, married, and impregnated his own student how did he get away with it? further, does this mean snape/hermione has the blessing of JKR? Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri)16:39:05 No.206455458 >>206457153 >>206441026 (OP) She wanted to grow a gigantic wooly bush for her Game of Thrones character so she's based in my book. Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)17:40:01 No.206457153 >>206455458 Any pics?

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Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)01:58:13 No.787483512 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 >Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >I thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up >I Just wanted to f--- her brains out >I think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister >jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >I get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >We spend some time apart >I get really religious, try not to think of her that way >I was totally over her >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic) >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before >After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him

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Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)10:18:13 No.79603592 file.jpg 230 KB JPG you are now using your spleen manually

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