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Anonymous 05/12/17(Fri)10:51:30 No.33939268 File: images (1) jpg (11 KB, 225x225) >>33939406 >>33939526 >>33939610 >>33939698 >>33940631>33940670 >6 am on a saturday >finished 10 hour shift at s----- job 2 hours ago >sleeping peacefully >HONK HONK HONK >ignore it >HONKHONKHONKHONK >wake up im f------ p----- >people near me have been feeding birds when they wake up for god knows what reason >walk outside i live in a rural area near a lake >f------ GEESE sitting there like f------ just all look up at me >im sleep deprieved and out of it, thought they were challenging me >shout "shut the F--- up bird n------ its too early for this s---" >HONK >one walks close to me expecting food >seriouslyfucker.jpg >"shoo a------ your in season next month" >walk away trys to peck me and i kick him away >HONKHONKHONK HERE COME THE REST OF THEM >get inside my house with a few pecks and p----- as f--- >find rifle >buy bird food >buy cheap pans >buy tannerite >set up canadian geese ied in a field near the lake where i know these f------ feed >idea was to scare them away >wait 2 hours until a bunch of them land and start feeding next to my ied >Do i really wanna get reported for poaching with an ied? >f--- yes they've annoyed me for 3 weeks straight >shoot, boom >isis would be proud >10 died immediatly >rest got ptsd and never f------ bothered me again F--- geese man, litterally the jamals of the bird world

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