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: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:40:38 No.64191077 >theres probably a cute blonde girl pooping somewhere right now 50 KB PNG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:43:46 No.64191120 >>64191077 (OP) I wonder if her poop smells like candy and rainbows 86 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:40:38 No.64191077 >theres probably a cute blonde girl pooping somewhere right now 50 KB PNG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:43:46 No.64191120 >>64191077 (OP) I wonder if her poop smells like candy and rainbows 86 KB JPG

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When in trouble, stab yourself! | /r/Greentext

Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided
Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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Anon... uhhhhh... I can’t really think of a title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: MTÉSWNOT ) Will the GirlsDoPorn case chan...) 11/07/19(Thu)20:40:46 No.232474502 file not found.png 793 KB PNG We've had some good discussions on this. To recap the situation: >Girl turns 18, strapped for cash to pay for tuition, looks for modeling ads on craigslist. >Finds a gig offering $5,000 for tasteful bikini shoot >They offer to fly girl to San Diego, pay for a 5-star suite, etc. >Once there on set, girl is told she will do hardcore p--- and take a facial >Girl tries to back out and is screamed at, insulted, told she is worthless and will have to reimburse the company for the tickets and suite >ls further told the video will be sold only on DVD to wealthy Australians, no one back home will know >2 months later, video is released on the internet complete with girl's real name and hometown, the producers purposefully made sure her friends/family found out >Girls life is ruined, quits school, often turns to booze This happened to over 500 girls. Now the FBI has arrested the employees and they are facing life in prison for sex trafficking.
: Anonymous (ID: MTÉSWNOT ) Will the GirlsDoPorn case chan...) 11/07/19(Thu)20:40:46 No.232474502 file not found.png 793 KB PNG We've had some good discussions on this. To recap the situation: >Girl turns 18, strapped for cash to pay for tuition, looks for modeling ads on craigslist. >Finds a gig offering $5,000 for tasteful bikini shoot >They offer to fly girl to San Diego, pay for a 5-star suite, etc. >Once there on set, girl is told she will do hardcore p--- and take a facial >Girl tries to back out and is screamed at, insulted, told she is worthless and will have to reimburse the company for the tickets and suite >ls further told the video will be sold only on DVD to wealthy Australians, no one back home will know >2 months later, video is released on the internet complete with girl's real name and hometown, the producers purposefully made sure her friends/family found out >Girls life is ruined, quits school, often turns to booze This happened to over 500 girls. Now the FBI has arrested the employees and they are facing life in prison for sex trafficking.

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Anon has shitty parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Traumatizing Childhood Stories(..) 06/01/20(Mon)20:21:02 No.58447994 >little brother is diagnosed, by a professional, with severe depression >Boomer dad is convinced he's just being a little bitch >"stop acting sad all the f------ THe is Ast ver futM Qure 236 KB PNG time" x100 >dad locks him out of the house so he'll "learn to be normal" >dad tosses his medication away because medicine is expensive >only let's him take his meds when our school finds out and gets CPS involved >dad makes a scene every time we take him to the doctors >little bro can't take it anymore >tells him he can't take this s--- anymore >dad slams his gun on the living room table >"If you're really so f------ sad you'd kill yourself!" >BANG >rip, little buddy >mom running from the kitchen screaming >dad being put in handcuffs screaming "it wasn't my fault" >taken out of school for a bit and into therapy >dad still swears to this day it was the doctors medication that made Daniel kill himself It's been ten f------ years and it still eats away at me. There's nothing worse than being born to dumb f------ parents.
: Anonymous Traumatizing Childhood Stories(..) 06/01/20(Mon)20:21:02 No.58447994 >little brother is diagnosed, by a professional, with severe depression >Boomer dad is convinced he's just being a little bitch >"stop acting sad all the f------ THe is Ast ver futM Qure 236 KB PNG time" x100 >dad locks him out of the house so he'll "learn to be normal" >dad tosses his medication away because medicine is expensive >only let's him take his meds when our school finds out and gets CPS involved >dad makes a scene every time we take him to the doctors >little bro can't take it anymore >tells him he can't take this s--- anymore >dad slams his gun on the living room table >"If you're really so f------ sad you'd kill yourself!" >BANG >rip, little buddy >mom running from the kitchen screaming >dad being put in handcuffs screaming "it wasn't my fault" >taken out of school for a bit and into therapy >dad still swears to this day it was the doctors medication that made Daniel kill himself It's been ten f------ years and it still eats away at me. There's nothing worse than being born to dumb f------ parents.

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Above his weight class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)15:51:50 No.64783154 >Leaving petsmart today after grabbing some food for my dog >See some 5'4" dude hand in hand with a goth looking girl who was at least 10 inches taller than him Congrats to that guy We're all gonna make it 253 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)15:51:50 No.64783154 >Leaving petsmart today after grabbing some food for my dog >See some 5'4" dude hand in hand with a goth looking girl who was at least 10 inches taller than him Congrats to that guy We're all gonna make it 253 KB PNG

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Anon playing battleships | /r/Greentext

BURG : Anonymous f--- tsa 07/31/21(Sat)15:17:47 No.64779041 >be me >8 or so years go, around 15 at the time >summer break, going to greece for the holidays with my family >arrived at the airport 4 hours too early because parent are paranoid >whatever, just sitting and waiting, chatting with my 1.4 MB PNG bro >get bored >decide to play battleships >pull put some squared paper, draw all the s--- >itistime.bin >the game goes alright, no one has a decisive advantage yet >next move >C4 >immediately after my brother utters the name of this square i hear it >rumbleinthejungle.waw >out of every conceivable entrance, they come >all black, with riot shields in hand >were surrounded >suddenly a gap opens up in their defensive formation >its obama >he comes to us >kneels >and whispers into my ear >"its a matter of national security" >tears of joy roll down my face, as it gets shredded into pieces by glorious m4s >god i love this country pick unrelated
BURG : Anonymous f--- tsa 07/31/21(Sat)15:17:47 No.64779041 >be me >8 or so years go, around 15 at the time >summer break, going to greece for the holidays with my family >arrived at the airport 4 hours too early because parent are paranoid >whatever, just sitting and waiting, chatting with my 1.4 MB PNG bro >get bored >decide to play battleships >pull put some squared paper, draw all the s--- >itistime.bin >the game goes alright, no one has a decisive advantage yet >next move >C4 >immediately after my brother utters the name of this square i hear it >rumbleinthejungle.waw >out of every conceivable entrance, they come >all black, with riot shields in hand >were surrounded >suddenly a gap opens up in their defensive formation >its obama >he comes to us >kneels >and whispers into my ear >"its a matter of national security" >tears of joy roll down my face, as it gets shredded into pieces by glorious m4s >god i love this country pick unrelated

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anon loves his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)12:12:47 No.860054704 >be me >have gf >slap her ass all the time >do it whenever shes walking up the stairs, doing the dishes, or even when she's laying with me >she f------ hates it lol 26 KB JPG >constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn't want me to do it anymore >okayfine.png >I stop doing it for ONE day and she starts asking what's wrong, wants to have sex with me constantly and MAKES me slap her ass I love my girlfriend bro I think she's the one
: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)12:12:47 No.860054704 >be me >have gf >slap her ass all the time >do it whenever shes walking up the stairs, doing the dishes, or even when she's laying with me >she f------ hates it lol 26 KB JPG >constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn't want me to do it anymore >okayfine.png >I stop doing it for ONE day and she starts asking what's wrong, wants to have sex with me constantly and MAKES me slap her ass I love my girlfriend bro I think she's the one

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)07:19:14 No.856048371 >be american >get genitally mutilated >your sister births a mulatto >your mum overdoses on sleeping pills >your dad gets a heart attack from eating too much McWendy'sln-N- 1.64 MB JPG OutBellHut >get shot 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)07:19:14 No.856048371 >be american >get genitally mutilated >your sister births a mulatto >your mum overdoses on sleeping pills >your dad gets a heart attack from eating too much McWendy'sln-N- 1.64 MB JPG OutBellHut >get shot 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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There's always a bigger fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:14:46 No.64775604 >403 IQ >Tested my skull measurement again and 403 IQ popped up for the third time, so that's the real value tya ty ntn 41 >Stood away from the camera at a distance and centered my head with the lens so there's no 184 KB JPG distortion I think the human maximum IQ is 423-460. Anything higher than that and there's no reproduction. 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:19 No.64775749 >>64775761 # >>64775861 # : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:48 No.64775753 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:34:49 No.64775761 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:50:36 No.64775861 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)01:09:10 No.64776032 1626613300544.png 110 KВ PNG >>64775604 (OP) # I just got a 414, triple checked. sorry OP picrel. its you
: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:14:46 No.64775604 >403 IQ >Tested my skull measurement again and 403 IQ popped up for the third time, so that's the real value tya ty ntn 41 >Stood away from the camera at a distance and centered my head with the lens so there's no 184 KB JPG distortion I think the human maximum IQ is 423-460. Anything higher than that and there's no reproduction. 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:19 No.64775749 >>64775761 # >>64775861 # : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:48 No.64775753 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:34:49 No.64775761 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:50:36 No.64775861 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)01:09:10 No.64776032 1626613300544.png 110 KВ PNG >>64775604 (OP) # I just got a 414, triple checked. sorry OP picrel. its you

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The greatest greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.627025189 16 minutes ago Got a story for ya. I'm not good at writing so bear with me. Ceci n'est pas une pen >A girl I knew in school was a total attention w----. >Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much but I did have a few conversations with her >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them, she wore t shirts so she never hid them >l asked her why she was hurting herself like that >She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc etc >"No one loves you?" What about your parents or your boyfriend? >Answer she gave me was something like "They don't really love me" or some s--- >Made a point not to interact with her too much after that, because she's an attention w---- >End of the school year she came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday >l'm not good with these situations so I couldn't say no even though I didn't like her >Sunday came and we went to the top of one of those tower car parks >Just as we got to the top she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness to her suicide >Oh s---, I thought, she was going to jump and she was going to force me to watch >Had I known she was going to do this s--- I would never have gone with her >Not watching unless you do a flip, I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid >Complete shock was written all over her face. She had thought l'd try to stop her >Ehh?! A-aren't you going to try to stop me? >Nah, go ahead. If you really wanted to live you'd stop yourself. >After a while she got down off the edge She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line. 3 replies
Anonymous No.627025189 16 minutes ago Got a story for ya. I'm not good at writing so bear with me. Ceci n'est pas une pen >A girl I knew in school was a total attention w----. >Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much but I did have a few conversations with her >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them, she wore t shirts so she never hid them >l asked her why she was hurting herself like that >She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc etc >"No one loves you?" What about your parents or your boyfriend? >Answer she gave me was something like "They don't really love me" or some s--- >Made a point not to interact with her too much after that, because she's an attention w---- >End of the school year she came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday >l'm not good with these situations so I couldn't say no even though I didn't like her >Sunday came and we went to the top of one of those tower car parks >Just as we got to the top she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness to her suicide >Oh s---, I thought, she was going to jump and she was going to force me to watch >Had I known she was going to do this s--- I would never have gone with her >Not watching unless you do a flip, I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid >Complete shock was written all over her face. She had thought l'd try to stop her >Ehh?! A-aren't you going to try to stop me? >Nah, go ahead. If you really wanted to live you'd stop yourself. >After a while she got down off the edge She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line. 3 replies

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Something fishy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)11:44:59 No.64780885 >order a pizza with anchovies because I want to try something new >the entire pizza tastes like unwashed p---- what a horrible mistake I've made 12 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)11:44:59 No.64780885 >order a pizza with anchovies because I want to try something new >the entire pizza tastes like unwashed p---- what a horrible mistake I've made 12 KB JPG

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Anon masturbates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:41 No.64217580 08/11/2011 F2DT7KGGR6XJJFT.jpg 14 KB JPG >put a sock ball between your balls and ass and press it >leave it there while masturbating >have the best orgasm of your life
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:41 No.64217580 08/11/2011 F2DT7KGGR6XJJFT.jpg 14 KB JPG >put a sock ball between your balls and ass and press it >leave it there while masturbating >have the best orgasm of your life

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Paranormal inactivity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)07:37:09 No.64778808 >GHOSTS ARE NOT F------ REAL OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF 169 КВ PNG : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)07:38:42 No.64778818 >>64778808 (OP)# >billions and billions of dead people >not even one tiny bit of evidence that ghosts exist >best we have is security cam footage of a door opening on its own : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)09:47:04 No.64779657 >Ghosts don't like the wild, they feel more comfortable indoors for some reason >they can fly anywhere they want but they stay within the boundaries of the wooden walls of a house 1.23 MB GIF >humans have been living and dying since 200,000 BC but somehow every ghost is dressed in Victorian era clothing >not one neolithic ghost in a burlap tunic ever seen >>64779679 #
: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)07:37:09 No.64778808 >GHOSTS ARE NOT F------ REAL OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF 169 КВ PNG : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)07:38:42 No.64778818 >>64778808 (OP)# >billions and billions of dead people >not even one tiny bit of evidence that ghosts exist >best we have is security cam footage of a door opening on its own : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)09:47:04 No.64779657 >Ghosts don't like the wild, they feel more comfortable indoors for some reason >they can fly anywhere they want but they stay within the boundaries of the wooden walls of a house 1.23 MB GIF >humans have been living and dying since 200,000 BC but somehow every ghost is dressed in Victorian era clothing >not one neolithic ghost in a burlap tunic ever seen >>64779679 #

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Anon’s grandpa did a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.
: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.

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anon is wanted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)00:01:29 No.859536655 >post on 4chan >people actually respond to my b------- >mfw 101 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)00:02:08 No.859536677 >>859536655 (OP) # F--- off
: Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)00:01:29 No.859536655 >post on 4chan >people actually respond to my b------- >mfw 101 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)00:02:08 No.859536677 >>859536655 (OP) # F--- off

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Virtual Boy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)08:36:11 No.64779162 >Get a fun job at pizza place >Girl i've been friends with for years is there, we have tons of fun >We relate a lot, like similar video games and shows >S--- she's even pretty attractive in my opinion >Have a great time 205 KB JPG >"Yeah i'm matching pfp with my bf" >Oh okay.png >"We met on vr chat"
: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)08:36:11 No.64779162 >Get a fun job at pizza place >Girl i've been friends with for years is there, we have tons of fun >We relate a lot, like similar video games and shows >S--- she's even pretty attractive in my opinion >Have a great time 205 KB JPG >"Yeah i'm matching pfp with my bf" >Oh okay.png >"We met on vr chat"

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Anon is a gifted kid. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)08:54:36 No.64775233 >>64770824 (OP) >gifted kid >get put in class with other smart kids >stupidest of the group it was there that I should have realized it was a lie
Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)08:54:36 No.64775233 >>64770824 (OP) >gifted kid >get put in class with other smart kids >stupidest of the group it was there that I should have realized it was a lie

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Arngeir tries his best | /r/Greentext

>devote my entire life to the voice >have to live in some boring ass temple on the top of cold as s--- mountain >live off of salted fish >no running water, everyone smells like s--- >nobody else can talk >f------ b------- >dozens of years pass >the f------ dragonborn comes to save the world >comes into the monastery and immediatley steals all of our potions and food >pickpockets all my s--- >i try my best to teach him the ways of the voice >practices his thu'um on my priceless antique vases >blasts me off the mountain every time i go outside >i'm cursed with undeath, and brake many bones on the way down >half to walk my 500 year old ass back up the 7000 steps with broken legs >mfw
>devote my entire life to the voice >have to live in some boring ass temple on the top of cold as s--- mountain >live off of salted fish >no running water, everyone smells like s--- >nobody else can talk >f------ b------- >dozens of years pass >the f------ dragonborn comes to save the world >comes into the monastery and immediatley steals all of our potions and food >pickpockets all my s--- >i try my best to teach him the ways of the voice >practices his thu'um on my priceless antique vases >blasts me off the mountain every time i go outside >i'm cursed with undeath, and brake many bones on the way down >half to walk my 500 year old ass back up the 7000 steps with broken legs >mfw

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Anon hits back at his friend | /r/Greentext

File: laughingpepe.jpg (8 KB, 179x282) Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)15:41:45 No.860030547 >My African American friend calls me a street s------ because I'm from India >So, I call him a n----- >He gets p----- off >I then tell him that not all Indians are street s-------, but all blacks are n------ >Micdrop.exe
File: laughingpepe.jpg (8 KB, 179x282) Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)15:41:45 No.860030547 >My African American friend calls me a street s------ because I'm from India >So, I call him a n----- >He gets p----- off >I then tell him that not all Indians are street s-------, but all blacks are n------ >Micdrop.exe

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Anon has a few stories | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most embarrassing gun to be ki(...) 07/30/21(Fri)23:11:55 No.50102514 I'm a cop, I've seen some things and I'm wondering which of these is a more embarrassing way to die >three white guys hold up a gas station >two in the store with a shotgun and a glock 42 KB JPG >random gay guy pulls out .22 revolver and shoots shotgun guy right in the head from about 3ft away >yes he was gay, effeminate, English accent despite being American >shoots the glock guy twice in the chest >getaway driver runs in with another glock >gets blasted away with 22LR, 3/4 shots land >guy is out of ammo, had 7/8 chambers loaded because he's scared of misfires >four Black gang members with Draco AK pistols break into an apartment >korean 35 year old woman unleads a highpoint 9mm >two dead, two in hospital >3 hispanic gangbangers break into house >all armed with gold plated 1911s with their gang logo on it >two end up dead from a judge taurus being shot from the top of the stairs >guy with Mac-10 and bullet proof vest blasting at cops >multiple cops poke out and empty mags at the guy without hitting him because he's behind a concrete barrier and wearing body armor >older detective happens to be there >tell him to stay back, he just has a .38 special revolver, the smallest gun he can legally carry as detectives legally must carry a gun, even though they never use them >he pokes over the car, aims and BANG >silence >headshot, right into the guys left eye >"you know, those things on top of the gun are for aiming, he wasn't using them either" the sheer number of people shot with .22 is amazing. I've always believed in .45 or .357 magnum revolvers but over the last few years I've started thinking it's overkill. it's more survivable than a larger caliber but it still stops people. 25 Replies /1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous Most embarrassing gun to be ki(...) 07/30/21(Fri)23:11:55 No.50102514 I'm a cop, I've seen some things and I'm wondering which of these is a more embarrassing way to die >three white guys hold up a gas station >two in the store with a shotgun and a glock 42 KB JPG >random gay guy pulls out .22 revolver and shoots shotgun guy right in the head from about 3ft away >yes he was gay, effeminate, English accent despite being American >shoots the glock guy twice in the chest >getaway driver runs in with another glock >gets blasted away with 22LR, 3/4 shots land >guy is out of ammo, had 7/8 chambers loaded because he's scared of misfires >four Black gang members with Draco AK pistols break into an apartment >korean 35 year old woman unleads a highpoint 9mm >two dead, two in hospital >3 hispanic gangbangers break into house >all armed with gold plated 1911s with their gang logo on it >two end up dead from a judge taurus being shot from the top of the stairs >guy with Mac-10 and bullet proof vest blasting at cops >multiple cops poke out and empty mags at the guy without hitting him because he's behind a concrete barrier and wearing body armor >older detective happens to be there >tell him to stay back, he just has a .38 special revolver, the smallest gun he can legally carry as detectives legally must carry a gun, even though they never use them >he pokes over the car, aims and BANG >silence >headshot, right into the guys left eye >"you know, those things on top of the gun are for aiming, he wasn't using them either" the sheer number of people shot with .22 is amazing. I've always believed in .45 or .357 magnum revolvers but over the last few years I've started thinking it's overkill. it's more survivable than a larger caliber but it still stops people. 25 Replies /1 Image View Thread

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