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Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous (ID: MTÉSWNOT ) Will the GirlsDoPorn case chan...) 11/07/19(Thu)20:40:46 No.232474502 file not found.png 793 KB PNG We've had some good discussions on this. To recap the situation: >Girl turns 18, strapped for cash to pay for tuition, looks for modeling ads on craigslist. >Finds a gig offering $5,000 for tasteful bikini shoot >They offer to fly girl to San Diego, pay for a 5-star suite, etc. >Once there on set, girl is told she will do hardcore p--- and take a facial >Girl tries to back out and is screamed at, insulted, told she is worthless and will have to reimburse the company for the tickets and suite >ls further told the video will be sold only on DVD to wealthy Australians, no one back home will know >2 months later, video is released on the internet complete with girl's real name and hometown, the producers purposefully made sure her friends/family found out >Girls life is ruined, quits school, often turns to booze This happened to over 500 girls. Now the FBI has arrested the employees and they are facing life in prison for sex trafficking.

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Anon has shitty parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Traumatizing Childhood Stories(..) 06/01/20(Mon)20:21:02 No.58447994 >little brother is diagnosed, by a professional, with severe depression >Boomer dad is convinced he's just being a little bitch >"stop acting sad all the f------ THe is Ast ver futM Qure 236 KB PNG time" x100 >dad locks him out of the house so he'll "learn to be normal" >dad tosses his medication away because medicine is expensive >only let's him take his meds when our school finds out and gets CPS involved >dad makes a scene every time we take him to the doctors >little bro can't take it anymore >tells him he can't take this s--- anymore >dad slams his gun on the living room table >"If you're really so f------ sad you'd kill yourself!" >BANG >rip, little buddy >mom running from the kitchen screaming >dad being put in handcuffs screaming "it wasn't my fault" >taken out of school for a bit and into therapy >dad still swears to this day it was the doctors medication that made Daniel kill himself It's been ten f------ years and it still eats away at me. There's nothing worse than being born to dumb f------ parents.

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Above his weight class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)15:51:50 No.64783154 >Leaving petsmart today after grabbing some food for my dog >See some 5'4" dude hand in hand with a goth looking girl who was at least 10 inches taller than him Congrats to that guy We're all gonna make it 253 KB PNG

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Anon playing battleships | /r/Greentext

BURG : Anonymous f--- tsa 07/31/21(Sat)15:17:47 No.64779041 >be me >8 or so years go, around 15 at the time >summer break, going to greece for the holidays with my family >arrived at the airport 4 hours too early because parent are paranoid >whatever, just sitting and waiting, chatting with my 1.4 MB PNG bro >get bored >decide to play battleships >pull put some squared paper, draw all the s--- >itistime.bin >the game goes alright, no one has a decisive advantage yet >next move >C4 >immediately after my brother utters the name of this square i hear it >rumbleinthejungle.waw >out of every conceivable entrance, they come >all black, with riot shields in hand >were surrounded >suddenly a gap opens up in their defensive formation >its obama >he comes to us >kneels >and whispers into my ear >"its a matter of national security" >tears of joy roll down my face, as it gets shredded into pieces by glorious m4s >god i love this country pick unrelated

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anon loves his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)12:12:47 No.860054704 >be me >have gf >slap her ass all the time >do it whenever shes walking up the stairs, doing the dishes, or even when she's laying with me >she f------ hates it lol 26 KB JPG >constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn't want me to do it anymore >okayfine.png >I stop doing it for ONE day and she starts asking what's wrong, wants to have sex with me constantly and MAKES me slap her ass I love my girlfriend bro I think she's the one

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/04/21(Fri)07:19:14 No.856048371 >be american >get genitally mutilated >your sister births a mulatto >your mum overdoses on sleeping pills >your dad gets a heart attack from eating too much McWendy'sln-N- 1.64 MB JPG OutBellHut >get shot 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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There's always a bigger fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:14:46 No.64775604 >403 IQ >Tested my skull measurement again and 403 IQ popped up for the third time, so that's the real value tya ty ntn 41 >Stood away from the camera at a distance and centered my head with the lens so there's no 184 KB JPG distortion I think the human maximum IQ is 423-460. Anything higher than that and there's no reproduction. 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:19 No.64775749 >>64775761 # >>64775861 # : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:48 No.64775753 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:34:49 No.64775761 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)00:50:36 No.64775861 : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)01:09:10 No.64776032 1626613300544.png 110 KВ PNG >>64775604 (OP) # I just got a 414, triple checked. sorry OP picrel. its you

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Anonymous No.627025189 16 minutes ago Got a story for ya. I'm not good at writing so bear with me. Ceci n'est pas une pen >A girl I knew in school was a total attention w----. >Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it. >Didn't talk to her all that much but I did have a few conversations with her >Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them, she wore t shirts so she never hid them >l asked her why she was hurting herself like that >She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc etc >"No one loves you?" What about your parents or your boyfriend? >Answer she gave me was something like "They don't really love me" or some s--- >Made a point not to interact with her too much after that, because she's an attention w---- >End of the school year she came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday >l'm not good with these situations so I couldn't say no even though I didn't like her >Sunday came and we went to the top of one of those tower car parks >Just as we got to the top she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness to her suicide >Oh s---, I thought, she was going to jump and she was going to force me to watch >Had I known she was going to do this s--- I would never have gone with her >Not watching unless you do a flip, I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid >Complete shock was written all over her face. She had thought l'd try to stop her >Ehh?! A-aren't you going to try to stop me? >Nah, go ahead. If you really wanted to live you'd stop yourself. >After a while she got down off the edge She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line. 3 replies

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Something fishy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)11:44:59 No.64780885 >order a pizza with anchovies because I want to try something new >the entire pizza tastes like unwashed p---- what a horrible mistake I've made 12 KB JPG

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Anon masturbates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)09:31:41 No.64217580 08/11/2011 F2DT7KGGR6XJJFT.jpg 14 KB JPG >put a sock ball between your balls and ass and press it >leave it there while masturbating >have the best orgasm of your life

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Paranormal inactivity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)07:37:09 No.64778808 >GHOSTS ARE NOT F------ REAL OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF 169 КВ PNG : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)07:38:42 No.64778818 >>64778808 (OP)# >billions and billions of dead people >not even one tiny bit of evidence that ghosts exist >best we have is security cam footage of a door opening on its own : Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)09:47:04 No.64779657 >Ghosts don't like the wild, they feel more comfortable indoors for some reason >they can fly anywhere they want but they stay within the boundaries of the wooden walls of a house 1.23 MB GIF >humans have been living and dying since 200,000 BC but somehow every ghost is dressed in Victorian era clothing >not one neolithic ghost in a burlap tunic ever seen >>64779679 #

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Anon’s grandpa did a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Most kek thing your grandparen(...) 05/21/21(Fri)05:51:34 No.63764689 What's the most kek thing your grandparents have ever done? >be me >on vacation in France with family >dad grandpa and I all go out to eat at fancy restaurant 9 KB PNG >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play along >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent as the meal goes on >by the time the check comes he is completely unintelligible from the amount of hick speak coming out of his mouth >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up and leave >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the f------ restaurant babbling like a loon >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble Man, I love your grandpa. Wish you were still here.

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Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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