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Anon pulls a prank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank
: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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anon has the personality of a 4 year old | /r/Greentext

14 KB JPG If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >I was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment
14 KB JPG If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >I was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment

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Anon lives under the sea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)13:09:59 No.70377616 1664335122333743.jpg 612 KB JPG >sea creature breaks pipeline >humans blame eachother >they all die in ww3 >fish population returns
: Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)13:09:59 No.70377616 1664335122333743.jpg 612 KB JPG >sea creature breaks pipeline >humans blame eachother >they all die in ww3 >fish population returns

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k/ommando goes hunting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 lb cougar >I almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. AIN'T THAT SOME S---? Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File 1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No. 10543108 File 1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR
Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 lb cougar >I almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. AIN'T THAT SOME S---? Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File 1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No. 10543108 File 1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Eyyyy Post your missed opportunities 11/03/22(Thu)10:14:09 No.888430212 138 KB PNG >be me in 9th grade >take a leak during recess in the bathroom stall >after I'm done, I hear laughter from above >look up to see a guy in my class peeping at my peepee >he tells everyone mine's so big I have to roll it up like a garden hose before tucking it in my pants >he even gave me a nickname: "voëla" which is slang for penis in my language >word spreads around school >girls kept asking me why they call me that, I just kinda shrug it off and carry on being the autistic little s--- that I am >eventually, some black girl comes up to me >"say, anon, I hear you have a big one" >"c'mon, I just wanna feel it inside me" >"just in and out, just once, please" >I laugh it off and thought she was joking mfw it took me a few years to realise she wasn't really joking, and that I probably missed countless other opportunities
: Eyyyy Post your missed opportunities 11/03/22(Thu)10:14:09 No.888430212 138 KB PNG >be me in 9th grade >take a leak during recess in the bathroom stall >after I'm done, I hear laughter from above >look up to see a guy in my class peeping at my peepee >he tells everyone mine's so big I have to roll it up like a garden hose before tucking it in my pants >he even gave me a nickname: "voëla" which is slang for penis in my language >word spreads around school >girls kept asking me why they call me that, I just kinda shrug it off and carry on being the autistic little s--- that I am >eventually, some black girl comes up to me >"say, anon, I hear you have a big one" >"c'mon, I just wanna feel it inside me" >"just in and out, just once, please" >I laugh it off and thought she was joking mfw it took me a few years to realise she wasn't really joking, and that I probably missed countless other opportunities

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Anon married a trad wife but he’s a kafir. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 218 KB PNG 09/16/22(Fri)22:28:52 No.70236191 >get married in Pakistan after being an incel for nearly 30 years >import her back to the UK >she tells me my anime drawings, posters and gaming hobbies are all childish >forces me to watch Islamic content >makes me go to the mosque every day and pray >tfw don't even believe in God I'm losing my f------ mind, I want to send her back to Pakistan already. No amount of coochie is worth this much bs. I know that much
: Anonymous 218 KB PNG 09/16/22(Fri)22:28:52 No.70236191 >get married in Pakistan after being an incel for nearly 30 years >import her back to the UK >she tells me my anime drawings, posters and gaming hobbies are all childish >forces me to watch Islamic content >makes me go to the mosque every day and pray >tfw don't even believe in God I'm losing my f------ mind, I want to send her back to Pakistan already. No amount of coochie is worth this much bs. I know that much

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Anon is mentally challenged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 01/17/22(Mon)18:11:42 No.870858186 I got a good one for y'all >be me >4th grade >new class so we're all introducing ourselves >Teacher says to think up an adjective that describes us and starts with the first letter of our name >hear my classmates think of stuff like "Strong Shawn" and "Kind Kelly" >can't think of anything >imfreakingout.png >it's my turn now >now or never >"uh..r-r-retarded richard" >whole class laughs >teachers gets mad and sends me to the principal >suspended for a week for ableist language >mfw when i return and the whole class likes me Being a retard has it's perks
: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 01/17/22(Mon)18:11:42 No.870858186 I got a good one for y'all >be me >4th grade >new class so we're all introducing ourselves >Teacher says to think up an adjective that describes us and starts with the first letter of our name >hear my classmates think of stuff like "Strong Shawn" and "Kind Kelly" >can't think of anything >imfreakingout.png >it's my turn now >now or never >"uh..r-r-retarded richard" >whole class laughs >teachers gets mad and sends me to the principal >suspended for a week for ableist language >mfw when i return and the whole class likes me Being a retard has it's perks

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Anon wants a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

All I ever think about is getting a nice gf. A while ago, I started looking at a ton of those " memes with all the different attributes listed. Think I could make one. "What would the best kind of girlfriend be?" I thought about it for days. Suddenly it hits me. An autistic seventeen and a half year old who is obsessed with sea slugs. She loves sea slugs, can't get enough of them. Her name Sadie, but everyone in town calls her Sadie the Slug Searcher, as she is always keeping an eye out for sea slugs. However, due to her intense autism she can never find them. She searches high and low, in supermarkets and back alleys, but never finds any (obviously). Everyone in town would make fun of her, but not me. Not me. I would be there. Not to help her or talk to her, I would be way too shy. Instead I would stand in the background, watching. Every time she would uncover something looking for a sea slug she would give her signature catchphrase "slug out slug out slugever you are!" to no avail and I would feel the beat of my heart increase with love. She would never notice me due to her lack of awareness (autism), but I would be there. One time I might even buy a sea slug off some shady website, and give it too her, or even multiple like a slimy bouquet. She would have to love me back. She would have no choice. I know it would not even hold a candle to her love of sea slugs, but any amount would make me the happiest man on the planet. I often think of the night me and her finally have to ourselves (and the multiple sea slugs I provided her with) and I can't get the notion out of my head. The day she slugs on my penis, I would finally be at peace. Oo° The ston 445 KB PNG gf"
All I ever think about is getting a nice gf. A while ago, I started looking at a ton of those " memes with all the different attributes listed. Think I could make one. "What would the best kind of girlfriend be?" I thought about it for days. Suddenly it hits me. An autistic seventeen and a half year old who is obsessed with sea slugs. She loves sea slugs, can't get enough of them. Her name Sadie, but everyone in town calls her Sadie the Slug Searcher, as she is always keeping an eye out for sea slugs. However, due to her intense autism she can never find them. She searches high and low, in supermarkets and back alleys, but never finds any (obviously). Everyone in town would make fun of her, but not me. Not me. I would be there. Not to help her or talk to her, I would be way too shy. Instead I would stand in the background, watching. Every time she would uncover something looking for a sea slug she would give her signature catchphrase "slug out slug out slugever you are!" to no avail and I would feel the beat of my heart increase with love. She would never notice me due to her lack of awareness (autism), but I would be there. One time I might even buy a sea slug off some shady website, and give it too her, or even multiple like a slimy bouquet. She would have to love me back. She would have no choice. I know it would not even hold a candle to her love of sea slugs, but any amount would make me the happiest man on the planet. I often think of the night me and her finally have to ourselves (and the multiple sea slugs I provided her with) and I can't get the notion out of my head. The day she slugs on my penis, I would finally be at peace. Oo° The ston 445 KB PNG gf"

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Horse meat is very nutritious | /r/Greentext

MongolChad.jpg 10 KB JPG >The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease. @absolutelyinane
MongolChad.jpg 10 KB JPG >The Mongols consumed a steady diet of meat, milk, yogurt, and other dairy products, and they fought men who lived on gruel made from various grains. The grain diet of the peasant warriors stunted their bones, rotted their teeth, and left them weak and prone to disease. @absolutelyinane

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anon is a cowboy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44050343 Spangen 17.9 kB PNG 16 REPLIES 2 hr. ago >tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking? 7 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 44050343 Spangen 17.9 kB PNG 16 REPLIES 2 hr. ago >tfw i went through a cowboy phase >become obsessed with movies like The Searchers, Unforgiven and True Grit >actually wore a cowboy hat and a long leather trench coat to high school >would chew a tooth pick and tip my hat at girls >see people from school years later in the street. >they say "Howdy partner!" before bursting into laughter What was I thinking? 7 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon loses track of time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HAHAHHHAHA IM GOING TO KILL MY(...) 82 KB JPG 11/02/22(Wed)18:46:50 No.70835459 >be me >notice theres only 3 min left till November starts >oh fuckk I need to bust one out real quick before NNN >mfw i lost 5 seconds in
Anonymous HAHAHHHAHA IM GOING TO KILL MY(...) 82 KB JPG 11/02/22(Wed)18:46:50 No.70835459 >be me >notice theres only 3 min left till November starts >oh fuckk I need to bust one out real quick before NNN >mfw i lost 5 seconds in

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A Broken Man Would Beg | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/10/21 (Wed)04:30:35 No.66100083 >in vc with egirl in a discord server >everyone left, its just us >i ask her to add me on steam >"no" >???? >"why?" >"i just wanted to add you?" >she goes quiet for a second >"beg." >"what" >"if you really want me to add you then beg me for it" >IMMEDIATE BONER guys i think there's something wrong with me
Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/10/21 (Wed)04:30:35 No.66100083 >in vc with egirl in a discord server >everyone left, its just us >i ask her to add me on steam >"no" >???? >"why?" >"i just wanted to add you?" >she goes quiet for a second >"beg." >"what" >"if you really want me to add you then beg me for it" >IMMEDIATE BONER guys i think there's something wrong with me

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Anon buys G.I Hoes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 186 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
Anonymous 186 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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Anon perseveres. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/04/21 (Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG LUMPY >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live
Anonymous 10/04/21 (Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 hqdefault.jpg 23 KB JPG LUMPY >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live

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anon had a revelation | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (67 KB, 450x615) Anonymous 06/29/15(Mon)12:17:47 No.20007083 >>20007118 >>20007517 >>20007652 >>20009741 I think I just had a revelation about why so many unarmed black men in particular are killed by cops. Yes, obviously systemic racism is an issue but I seriously think I just cracked something here. So I went to the one video store left in my area last night and hired a couple seasons of Cops and had an all-night marathon. I noticed that almost every time a black dude ran, he would reach for his waistband as he was running. Of course I'm like s------- myself on the couch because I'm stoned but also because he's obviously reaching for a weapon, or it at least looks like he is, and someone's about to get their s--- way f----- up. But then 99% of the time there was no weapon, dude wasn't reaching for anything. THEN I realized like, h--------, these dudes are just trying to hold their pants up. They're all in those stupid too-big jeans with no belt and they've gotta hold onto their waistbands or their pants will fall down and so will they. It took me a good few episodes to come to this conclusion, and I wonder how many cops misinterpret them holding their pants up for reaching for a weapon, too. I wonder how many lives f------ BELTS could save if people chose to wear them? I reckon that at least a few people would have better results here.
File: image.jpg (67 KB, 450x615) Anonymous 06/29/15(Mon)12:17:47 No.20007083 >>20007118 >>20007517 >>20007652 >>20009741 I think I just had a revelation about why so many unarmed black men in particular are killed by cops. Yes, obviously systemic racism is an issue but I seriously think I just cracked something here. So I went to the one video store left in my area last night and hired a couple seasons of Cops and had an all-night marathon. I noticed that almost every time a black dude ran, he would reach for his waistband as he was running. Of course I'm like s------- myself on the couch because I'm stoned but also because he's obviously reaching for a weapon, or it at least looks like he is, and someone's about to get their s--- way f----- up. But then 99% of the time there was no weapon, dude wasn't reaching for anything. THEN I realized like, h--------, these dudes are just trying to hold their pants up. They're all in those stupid too-big jeans with no belt and they've gotta hold onto their waistbands or their pants will fall down and so will they. It took me a good few episodes to come to this conclusion, and I wonder how many cops misinterpret them holding their pants up for reaching for a weapon, too. I wonder how many lives f------ BELTS could save if people chose to wear them? I reckon that at least a few people would have better results here.

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He shouLd start tHrOwInG tHeM bAcK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 143 KB PNG what do i do 02/11/19(Mon) 20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in >"takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now
: Anonymous 143 KB PNG what do i do 02/11/19(Mon) 20:26:32 No.792417785 >in my room >dad yelling at me because abusive >calls me a retard >autism kicks in >"takes one to know one" he's throwing bottles at me now

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Anon is a cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/16/22(Thu)14:42:57 No.69062456 >be me >tiny kitten >be born >mew
Anonymous 56 KB JPG 06/16/22(Thu)14:42:57 No.69062456 >be me >tiny kitten >be born >mew

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80% of you are Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 6 Replies 1 Image 05/15/21 (Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost View Thread >>63684489 # Anonymous >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out 05/15/21(Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro
: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 6 Replies 1 Image 05/15/21 (Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost View Thread >>63684489 # Anonymous >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out 05/15/21(Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro

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Chest dimorphism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 40.8k 12/22/21(Wed)06:32:32 No.66667428 r/TrueOffMyChest Posted by u/throw8784 14 hours ago 522 717 54 7443€ I hired a male sex worker for 2 hours just to hug me and hold me and I gave him flash cards of what to say to me. I'm a 22 year old female. I'm introverted, I had one boyfriend who cheated on me 8 months ago and since then found it incredibly difficult to socialize. Not that many people made an effort. I'm simple, I dont have social media, I have a few friends but they don't really speak to me much. I'm average looking. Pretty insecure since my breakup. Im in college and on weekends work a 12 hour shift at a fast food restaurant to make ends meet. I dont know I felt really lonely, so I knew of a guy who works with me who told me his friend is doing sex work. I found him on Facebook and he told me how much he charged. Also asked me a bunch of questions about my sexual health. I never planned on sleeping with him I just didn't want him to find me weird. Anyway we met at a hotel, I told him I didn't want to have sex I just wanted to be held and given words of affirmation and care. He agreed and I paid him. I gave him flashcards. They all said things like im proud of you, you're doing so well, you're strong, did you eat, are you okay, I know you can do it, etc etc. And he just held me until our hours was up and then I bolted and I feel so ashamed and had to tell someone. But I don't speak to anyone so here I am. Edit: thank you all for the kindest words and making me feel better and less ashamed. Yes thats me immediately upvoting. I'm not good with words, so please know I appreciate it more than you know. Thank you so so much. 2.6k Comments Share Save Hide Report allwomenshoulddie.png 101 KB PNG 87% Upvoted >male talking about never having any affection in his entire life >0 replies, at best aggressive comments, purely his own fault >female talking about momentary lack of affection >41 THOUSAND reactions, over 2 THOUSAND comments "you're amazing" "nothing wrong" "you're valid" "your feelings are important" And people wonder why mass shooters do it. F------ idiots.
: Anonymous 40.8k 12/22/21(Wed)06:32:32 No.66667428 r/TrueOffMyChest Posted by u/throw8784 14 hours ago 522 717 54 7443€ I hired a male sex worker for 2 hours just to hug me and hold me and I gave him flash cards of what to say to me. I'm a 22 year old female. I'm introverted, I had one boyfriend who cheated on me 8 months ago and since then found it incredibly difficult to socialize. Not that many people made an effort. I'm simple, I dont have social media, I have a few friends but they don't really speak to me much. I'm average looking. Pretty insecure since my breakup. Im in college and on weekends work a 12 hour shift at a fast food restaurant to make ends meet. I dont know I felt really lonely, so I knew of a guy who works with me who told me his friend is doing sex work. I found him on Facebook and he told me how much he charged. Also asked me a bunch of questions about my sexual health. I never planned on sleeping with him I just didn't want him to find me weird. Anyway we met at a hotel, I told him I didn't want to have sex I just wanted to be held and given words of affirmation and care. He agreed and I paid him. I gave him flashcards. They all said things like im proud of you, you're doing so well, you're strong, did you eat, are you okay, I know you can do it, etc etc. And he just held me until our hours was up and then I bolted and I feel so ashamed and had to tell someone. But I don't speak to anyone so here I am. Edit: thank you all for the kindest words and making me feel better and less ashamed. Yes thats me immediately upvoting. I'm not good with words, so please know I appreciate it more than you know. Thank you so so much. 2.6k Comments Share Save Hide Report allwomenshoulddie.png 101 KB PNG 87% Upvoted >male talking about never having any affection in his entire life >0 replies, at best aggressive comments, purely his own fault >female talking about momentary lack of affection >41 THOUSAND reactions, over 2 THOUSAND comments "you're amazing" "nothing wrong" "you're valid" "your feelings are important" And people wonder why mass shooters do it. F------ idiots.

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Family practice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)06:49:30 No.70840125 >finally caved in and got a practice gf >years go by and we have a practice wedding >now she's pregnant with my 2nd practice kid I'm in way too deep now bros...
: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)06:49:30 No.70840125 >finally caved in and got a practice gf >years go by and we have a practice wedding >now she's pregnant with my 2nd practice kid I'm in way too deep now bros...

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