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Anon does what is called a pro gamer moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 8 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 8 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

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Anon browses r/politics | /r/Greentext

>>386712658 (OP) # >"WOW JUST WOW! The Republikkkans just voted 'no' on the Happy Cuddles Huggie Wuggie Kitties Love Love Fund! I can't even!" >H.R. 28472 The Happy Cuddles Huggie Wuggie Kitties Love Love Fund Act >PROVISION I. >All property belonging to White Americans is to be appropriated by the government and given to jews. >PROVISION II. >All White Americans are to be sterilized and kept as slaves. >PROVISION III. >All White children are to be remanded to the custody of Israeli dual-citizens... to help them.

>>386712658 (OP) # >"WOW JUST WOW! The Republikkkans just voted 'no' on the Happy Cuddles Huggie Wuggie Kitties Love Love Fund! I can't even!" >H.R. 28472 The Happy Cuddles Huggie Wuggie Kitties Love Love Fund Act >PROVISION I. >All property belonging to White Americans is to be appropriated by the government and given to jews. >PROVISION II. >All White Americans are to be sterilized and kept as slaves. >PROVISION III. >All White children are to be remanded to the custody of Israeli dual-citizens... to help them.

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anon is…. something for sure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gay Stories? 81 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)09:56:23 No.888607838 Semi-Homosexual stories anyone? I'll start >be me >super homophobic catholic teenager (still am) >gay classmate tells me im missing out on some really good sex >horny 24/7 >f--- it why not >redownload Grindr >find really cute femboy >meet up finally after days of talking >he looks so cute in person, even shaved his buddy for me >get ready to f--- the shut out of him in my truck >but Jesus comes to me and reminds me that it is a sin >feel blessed that that happened >kick the f-- out of my truck >run him over >my relationship with Christ is even stronger thank you, Jesus!

Anonymous Gay Stories? 81 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)09:56:23 No.888607838 Semi-Homosexual stories anyone? I'll start >be me >super homophobic catholic teenager (still am) >gay classmate tells me im missing out on some really good sex >horny 24/7 >f--- it why not >redownload Grindr >find really cute femboy >meet up finally after days of talking >he looks so cute in person, even shaved his buddy for me >get ready to f--- the shut out of him in my truck >but Jesus comes to me and reminds me that it is a sin >feel blessed that that happened >kick the f-- out of my truck >run him over >my relationship with Christ is even stronger thank you, Jesus!

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Anon rejects Stacy | /r/Greentext

PELLE 42 KB JPG >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up to me >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

PELLE 42 KB JPG >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up to me >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

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Bald and bankrupt always based | /r/Greentext

File: bandb.jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun)16:50:39 No.860600568 [Reply] >>860601946 >>860604005 >go to middle of piss nowhere >bumble around all day talking complete bollocks to gopniks and drunks >stay in revolting old hotel >10 thousand billion views on youtube this is how it should be donw, f--- all the worthless self-obsessed "influencers"

File: bandb.jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun)16:50:39 No.860600568 [Reply] >>860601946 >>860604005 >go to middle of piss nowhere >bumble around all day talking complete bollocks to gopniks and drunks >stay in revolting old hotel >10 thousand billion views on youtube this is how it should be donw, f--- all the worthless self-obsessed "influencers"

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anon cracks a joke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 56 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)22:34:30 No.884372559 >be me >amidst one of the worst floods in my state's history >see that my entire house is surrounded in water with no land in sight >"this will definitely affect trout season" >my whole family looks at me in confusion 17 people died that day

Anonymous C 56 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)22:34:30 No.884372559 >be me >amidst one of the worst floods in my state's history >see that my entire house is surrounded in water with no land in sight >"this will definitely affect trout season" >my whole family looks at me in confusion 17 people died that day

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anon is confused | /r/Greentext

File: 6F856D0C-9244-4D5E-B3D2-A(...).jpg (52 KB, 500x493) Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)17:25:30 No.170772172 > Be me > Playing online video games as usual > check the lobbies list > Join a lobby > saying hello to everyone > The lobby's creator asks me << Where are you from?»> > I reply «France>> > <<You got permanently kicked from the lobby>>

File: 6F856D0C-9244-4D5E-B3D2-A(...).jpg (52 KB, 500x493) Anonymous 09/12/22 (Mon)17:25:30 No.170772172 > Be me > Playing online video games as usual > check the lobbies list > Join a lobby > saying hello to everyone > The lobby's creator asks me << Where are you from?»> > I reply «France>> > <<You got permanently kicked from the lobby>>

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Anon wants to go to the woods | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/06/22(Sun)17:17:24 No.70876566 >>70876619 >>70876697 >>70876729 >be me >depressed loser >been thinking of suicide for a while now >nobody will give a s--- anyway >today having dinner with mom >see news about a guy getting lost in the woods >they found his corpse >he was my age >mom goes "thats terrible, he was just a kid" >"mom he was 20" >"thats still a kid, he had his whole life ahead" >been thinking about that since then is this one of those signs people talk about?

O Anonymous 11/06/22(Sun)17:17:24 No.70876566 >>70876619 >>70876697 >>70876729 >be me >depressed loser >been thinking of suicide for a while now >nobody will give a s--- anyway >today having dinner with mom >see news about a guy getting lost in the woods >they found his corpse >he was my age >mom goes "thats terrible, he was just a kid" >"mom he was 20" >"thats still a kid, he had his whole life ahead" >been thinking about that since then is this one of those signs people talk about?

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Anon is a father | /r/Greentext

No.38434810 26 minutes ago PNG 366.4 KiB 469x537 >be a father >have 13 year old son >I always knew he'd grow up to be a loser >he's a complete nerd, really into star wars >also claims he is a "fiction-kin" >mightbeautistic.gif >he says he identifies as the Force >not even Darth Vader or Luke, just the f------ Force >he has long hair >I order him to get a haircut (maybe he could get a gf or something if he didn't look like a damn hobo) >after twenty minutes he walks into the room, his hair still long as s--- >I ask him why he didn't get a haircut >"I like my hair, it's my choice dad!" >notthisshit.jpg >already an edgy rebel >his sister comes in >walks up to the little f----- >"I think his hair is cute!" ... >she caresses his head >mfw my 14-year-old daughter stroked an uncut force-kin 3 replies

No.38434810 26 minutes ago PNG 366.4 KiB 469x537 >be a father >have 13 year old son >I always knew he'd grow up to be a loser >he's a complete nerd, really into star wars >also claims he is a "fiction-kin" >mightbeautistic.gif >he says he identifies as the Force >not even Darth Vader or Luke, just the f------ Force >he has long hair >I order him to get a haircut (maybe he could get a gf or something if he didn't look like a damn hobo) >after twenty minutes he walks into the room, his hair still long as s--- >I ask him why he didn't get a haircut >"I like my hair, it's my choice dad!" >notthisshit.jpg >already an edgy rebel >his sister comes in >walks up to the little f----- >"I think his hair is cute!" ... >she caresses his head >mfw my 14-year-old daughter stroked an uncut force-kin 3 replies

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Anon Is A Liar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) [!] >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) [!] >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we've been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

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Double Standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 423 KB PNG 07/24/21(Sat) 14:29:48 No.64696588 >Guys say they like bigger asses and boobs >This is okay >Girls say they like taller men and bigger d---- >Suddenly this is wrong Why?

: Anonymous 423 KB PNG 07/24/21(Sat) 14:29:48 No.64696588 >Guys say they like bigger asses and boobs >This is okay >Girls say they like taller men and bigger d---- >Suddenly this is wrong Why?

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Anon dates a quirky horse girl | /r/Greentext

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anon on incel logic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)10:01:56 >rejects the ugly girl who tried to befriend you >only have eyes for women out of your league >asks out dozens of stacies >gets rejected every single time >"wahhhh I'm a forever alone incel because women are shallow w-----" >you 2 Replies No.70877104 View Thread

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)10:01:56 >rejects the ugly girl who tried to befriend you >only have eyes for women out of your league >asks out dozens of stacies >gets rejected every single time >"wahhhh I'm a forever alone incel because women are shallow w-----" >you 2 Replies No.70877104 View Thread

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Anon is a coder | /r/Greentext

Le greentext be me dont know how to code just copy paste make this greentext coding machine copy text from that right box paste it using inspect element in firefox win win genius status achieved oh you want lots of replies? just do it below hehe it randomly generates higher numbers nothing personal kids >OP 888562751 >>123456789 888563000 888563261 888563633 888563624 888563710 888563046 888563814 888563535 888563926 888563749 888563269 Clear >be me >dont know how to code >just copy paste >make this greentext coding machine >copy text from that right box >paste it using inspect element in firefox >win win <span class="quote">>be me</span> <br> <span class="quote">>dont know how to code</span> >genius status achieved >oh you want lots of replies? >just do it below hehe >it randomly generates higher numbers >nothing personal kids <br> <span class="quote">&gt just copy paste</span> <br> <span class="quote">>make this greentext coding machine</span> <br> <span class="quote">>copy text from that right box</span> Copy <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563261</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563633</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563624</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563710</a> </span> Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)20:04:19 No.888563626 >>888563261 >>888563633 >>888563624 >>888563710 >>888563046 >>888563814 >>888563535 >>888563926 >>888563749 >>888563269 X Copy

Le greentext be me dont know how to code just copy paste make this greentext coding machine copy text from that right box paste it using inspect element in firefox win win genius status achieved oh you want lots of replies? just do it below hehe it randomly generates higher numbers nothing personal kids >OP 888562751 >>123456789 888563000 888563261 888563633 888563624 888563710 888563046 888563814 888563535 888563926 888563749 888563269 Clear >be me >dont know how to code >just copy paste >make this greentext coding machine >copy text from that right box >paste it using inspect element in firefox >win win <span class="quote">>be me</span> <br> <span class="quote">>dont know how to code</span> >genius status achieved >oh you want lots of replies? >just do it below hehe >it randomly generates higher numbers >nothing personal kids <br> <span class="quote">&gt just copy paste</span> <br> <span class="quote">>make this greentext coding machine</span> <br> <span class="quote">>copy text from that right box</span> Copy <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563261</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563633</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563624</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563710</a> </span> Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)20:04:19 No.888563626 >>888563261 >>888563633 >>888563624 >>888563710 >>888563046 >>888563814 >>888563535 >>888563926 >>888563749 >>888563269 X Copy

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 329 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

Anonymous 329 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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Anon is poor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB PNG my mum. >No schools. 12/02/18(Sun)07:06:57 No.49618569 >Be me >9 >Really poor area, always hot, never rains. My dad is gone (obviously). >My mum uses what little money we have to make me tendies. I love >One day, a group of new faces show up. They're from the big city, and are doing an outreach program for deprived children without access to education. >Two guys: one is really religious, must've been a professor, and the other one is young - an undergraduate. There's also a girl there. Upon reflection, I think I said something really autistic to her. >They see that I like to tinker with electronics (computers and s---), and offer to take me to the city so I can be educated. >Accept. Will miss my tendies. >Religious nut gives me a blood test (in case I'm carrying diseases not endemic to the big city, I assume). >Go to the city. >I never see the religious nut again, but the undergrad f----- sticks with me so I can adjust. -FF 9 years. Me and the then undergrad f----- are best mates. He's the teacher of my course now. He says he's going to introduce me to a mate. It's that gril from 9 years ago. Holy f--- she's a 10/10 qt 3.14 Sperg out. Somehow she asks me to take her home. See ya later virgins. Spend more and more time with her. -I f------ love this girl. -FF 2 months. Haven't seen my mum for 9 years. Take GF with me to meet her. She's been kidnapped. Later find out she was r---- repeatedly and killed "ucking sand n------). Anonymous -This kinda shook me up. We had to bury her urselves because I'm a broke student who can't fford a funeral. This shook me up: thenceforth I was an edgy m-----------. I was grief stricken. No more tendies. FF 3 years. Going for masters. Me and gril are still together. Me and the teacher are still best bros. Small side note, throughout this entire greentext, mere'd been another authority figure: an old man. robably a professor. I got on really well with him, nd was almost a father figure to me. 1/2 12/02/18(Sun)07:07:17 No. 49618575 12 ather figure had amassed a lot of power, which host certainly helped with my masters. -One day, go to see the father figure in his office. There's some nog pointing a weapon square at ather figure's face, who was cowering in the comer of his office. -Approach nog. Trying to convince him otherwise. -Doesn't kill me for some reason. -Personal vendetta against father figure. I see this is going nowhere. Before nog can kill father figure, I disarm him, then ve kill the f-----. I stop and consider the fact that I have just killed omeone. I'm on my knees, father figure is stood up, he's isibly different. -He begins to speak: "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader"

Anonymous 37 KB PNG my mum. >No schools. 12/02/18(Sun)07:06:57 No.49618569 >Be me >9 >Really poor area, always hot, never rains. My dad is gone (obviously). >My mum uses what little money we have to make me tendies. I love >One day, a group of new faces show up. They're from the big city, and are doing an outreach program for deprived children without access to education. >Two guys: one is really religious, must've been a professor, and the other one is young - an undergraduate. There's also a girl there. Upon reflection, I think I said something really autistic to her. >They see that I like to tinker with electronics (computers and s---), and offer to take me to the city so I can be educated. >Accept. Will miss my tendies. >Religious nut gives me a blood test (in case I'm carrying diseases not endemic to the big city, I assume). >Go to the city. >I never see the religious nut again, but the undergrad f----- sticks with me so I can adjust. -FF 9 years. Me and the then undergrad f----- are best mates. He's the teacher of my course now. He says he's going to introduce me to a mate. It's that gril from 9 years ago. Holy f--- she's a 10/10 qt 3.14 Sperg out. Somehow she asks me to take her home. See ya later virgins. Spend more and more time with her. -I f------ love this girl. -FF 2 months. Haven't seen my mum for 9 years. Take GF with me to meet her. She's been kidnapped. Later find out she was r---- repeatedly and killed "ucking sand n------). Anonymous -This kinda shook me up. We had to bury her urselves because I'm a broke student who can't fford a funeral. This shook me up: thenceforth I was an edgy m-----------. I was grief stricken. No more tendies. FF 3 years. Going for masters. Me and gril are still together. Me and the teacher are still best bros. Small side note, throughout this entire greentext, mere'd been another authority figure: an old man. robably a professor. I got on really well with him, nd was almost a father figure to me. 1/2 12/02/18(Sun)07:07:17 No. 49618575 12 ather figure had amassed a lot of power, which host certainly helped with my masters. -One day, go to see the father figure in his office. There's some nog pointing a weapon square at ather figure's face, who was cowering in the comer of his office. -Approach nog. Trying to convince him otherwise. -Doesn't kill me for some reason. -Personal vendetta against father figure. I see this is going nowhere. Before nog can kill father figure, I disarm him, then ve kill the f-----. I stop and consider the fact that I have just killed omeone. I'm on my knees, father figure is stood up, he's isibly different. -He begins to speak: "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader"

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Anon explains | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class

: Anonymous 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class

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Anon witnesses a crime in London | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:47:16 No.888544645 >>888544736 >>888545513 >>888547715 >>888548763 >>888548888 >>888549273 >>888549763 >>888544334 (OP) >be me >standing outside london tube station holding my phone in my right hand >eating an ice cream too, it's in my left hand >yummy chocolate chips >waiting.. >*lick* >waiting..... >hear scooter noise rewing up to my right side >here we go >person of ginger anagram ethnicity snatches my phone >me grinning >put on my matte black custom made sunglasses >a girl with big boobs and blonde hair rushes over and asks me if i'm ok >grab my other phone out my pocket >open my custom made app >click activate_spike.exe >litihum battery in the stolen phone is pierced by the custom made carbon fibre spike i attached to it >the scooter and occupants explode as they try to escape >a trail of smoke lit up by my custom made RGB LED lighting system floats down the road >turn to look at miss clingy b------- >tell her i already have a girl friend >she looks confused, suprised by getting rejected i guess >walk off to the police station with my ice cream >report the entire incident to them >they thank me and promise to give her a warning for harrassing me >2 weeks later >recieve a letter in the mail with an apology and a 6 month membership runescape gift card >exhale air out of my nose when i recognise the irony >those scooter boys tried to run and escape Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:50:42 No.888544736 ► >>888544778 >>888544645 I was there, I saw this happen, when the gingers exploded everyone clapped.

Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:47:16 No.888544645 >>888544736 >>888545513 >>888547715 >>888548763 >>888548888 >>888549273 >>888549763 >>888544334 (OP) >be me >standing outside london tube station holding my phone in my right hand >eating an ice cream too, it's in my left hand >yummy chocolate chips >waiting.. >*lick* >waiting..... >hear scooter noise rewing up to my right side >here we go >person of ginger anagram ethnicity snatches my phone >me grinning >put on my matte black custom made sunglasses >a girl with big boobs and blonde hair rushes over and asks me if i'm ok >grab my other phone out my pocket >open my custom made app >click activate_spike.exe >litihum battery in the stolen phone is pierced by the custom made carbon fibre spike i attached to it >the scooter and occupants explode as they try to escape >a trail of smoke lit up by my custom made RGB LED lighting system floats down the road >turn to look at miss clingy b------- >tell her i already have a girl friend >she looks confused, suprised by getting rejected i guess >walk off to the police station with my ice cream >report the entire incident to them >they thank me and promise to give her a warning for harrassing me >2 weeks later >recieve a letter in the mail with an apology and a 6 month membership runescape gift card >exhale air out of my nose when i recognise the irony >those scooter boys tried to run and escape Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:50:42 No.888544736 ► >>888544778 >>888544645 I was there, I saw this happen, when the gingers exploded everyone clapped.

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anon doesn’t believe in electricity | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.89601454 再油 search 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG 護頭護(\ >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro$

$Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.89601454 再油 search 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG 護頭護(\ >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro$

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File 1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Girl ive been crushing on for years * Shorter than me, adorable in every way * We have sex regularly * Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face * She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back * She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive * We've had sex at least 4 times after * She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me * Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage * Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down * Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after * Fast forward a few weeks * She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere * She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad *Suddenly feel terrible inside * Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No 285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

File 1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Girl ive been crushing on for years * Shorter than me, adorable in every way * We have sex regularly * Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face * She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back * She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive * We've had sex at least 4 times after * She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me * Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage * Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down * Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after * Fast forward a few weeks * She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere * She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad *Suddenly feel terrible inside * Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No 285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

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