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Anonymous 37 KB PNG my mum. >No schools. 12/02/18(Sun)07:06:57 No.49618569 >Be me >9 >Really poor area, always hot, never rains. My dad is gone (obviously). >My mum uses what little money we have to make me tendies. I love >One day, a group of new faces show up. They're from the big city, and are doing an outreach program for deprived children without access to education. >Two guys: one is really religious, must've been a professor, and the other one is young - an undergraduate. There's also a girl there. Upon reflection, I think I said something really autistic to her. >They see that I like to tinker with electronics (computers and s---), and offer to take me to the city so I can be educated. >Accept. Will miss my tendies. >Religious nut gives me a blood test (in case I'm carrying diseases not endemic to the big city, I assume). >Go to the city. >I never see the religious nut again, but the undergrad f----- sticks with me so I can adjust. -FF 9 years. Me and the then undergrad f----- are best mates. He's the teacher of my course now. He says he's going to introduce me to a mate. It's that gril from 9 years ago. Holy f--- she's a 10/10 qt 3.14 Sperg out. Somehow she asks me to take her home. See ya later virgins. Spend more and more time with her. -I f------ love this girl. -FF 2 months. Haven't seen my mum for 9 years. Take GF with me to meet her. She's been kidnapped. Later find out she was r---- repeatedly and killed "ucking sand n------). Anonymous -This kinda shook me up. We had to bury her urselves because I'm a broke student who can't fford a funeral. This shook me up: thenceforth I was an edgy m-----------. I was grief stricken. No more tendies. FF 3 years. Going for masters. Me and gril are still together. Me and the teacher are still best bros. Small side note, throughout this entire greentext, mere'd been another authority figure: an old man. robably a professor. I got on really well with him, nd was almost a father figure to me. 1/2 12/02/18(Sun)07:07:17 No. 49618575 12 ather figure had amassed a lot of power, which host certainly helped with my masters. -One day, go to see the father figure in his office. There's some nog pointing a weapon square at ather figure's face, who was cowering in the comer of his office. -Approach nog. Trying to convince him otherwise. -Doesn't kill me for some reason. -Personal vendetta against father figure. I see this is going nowhere. Before nog can kill father figure, I disarm him, then ve kill the f-----. I stop and consider the fact that I have just killed omeone. I'm on my knees, father figure is stood up, he's isibly different. -He begins to speak: "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader"

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