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27 KB JPG >Yeah >Meet autistic girl >Shes just like me omg >Really into sci fi, ok >Go on date >She keeps talking about internet stuff >Touch on anime >She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu >Says her first husbando was General Grievous and how super cool he was >Conversation derails >Reveals to me she has a robot fetish and wishes she couls change her body to be taller and stronger and prettier What do I do now that was super awkward and I have no way to respond
27 KB JPG >Yeah >Meet autistic girl >Shes just like me omg >Really into sci fi, ok >Go on date >She keeps talking about internet stuff >Touch on anime >She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu >Says her first husbando was General Grievous and how super cool he was >Conversation derails >Reveals to me she has a robot fetish and wishes she couls change her body to be taller and stronger and prettier What do I do now that was super awkward and I have no way to respond

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☐ Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:55:17 No.204752003 >>204750204 >HARRY POTTER >DID YOU PUT THE PFIZER DOCUMENTS IN THE GOBLET >*Inhales* >OF >*Inhales* >FIIIIRE?!! >Dumbledore roared, calmly >"N-No Professor, I..." >YOU LITTLE S---, YOU TRAITOR, YOU F------ RAT >"B-But people were getting si-" >YOU IDIOT, I GAVE ALL OF GRYFFINDOR PLACEBO SHOTS, EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE! >ALL THE TOXIC BATCHES WENT TO THE OTHER HOUSES, 90% TO SLYTHERIN >"Professor why!?" >Because F--- Slytherin that's why. Lets hear those f------ call themselves "purebloods" now! >And besides, we need to keep most of Hufflepuff alive >Who else do you think we're going to have owning nothing, riding the electric broomsticks and eating the pixies in the house common-pod? Godric's Chosen? Are you that f------ dense?! >You know I can't let you get away with this Harry >The ministry are onto me, despite the efforts from the Wizading Economic Forum to cover my back >I had to fire Snape and expell half of House Ravenclaw, including your friend Luna, for refusing the mandates >Hufflepuff's seeker dropped dead in the middle of a Quidditch tournament >And Hagrid of all f------ people blew up the Gringott's Guidestones >I'm at my wits end Harry, any more leaks and even the muggles will start asking questions >I can't bring myself to use an unforgivable curse, but I have something else of my own making >You've left me no choice >Harry rapidly stretched his legs to the door, but Dumbledore had already drawn the Elder Wand >MYDOCARDITIUS! He bellowed, calmly
☐ Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:55:17 No.204752003 >>204750204 >HARRY POTTER >DID YOU PUT THE PFIZER DOCUMENTS IN THE GOBLET >*Inhales* >OF >*Inhales* >FIIIIRE?!! >Dumbledore roared, calmly >"N-No Professor, I..." >YOU LITTLE S---, YOU TRAITOR, YOU F------ RAT >"B-But people were getting si-" >YOU IDIOT, I GAVE ALL OF GRYFFINDOR PLACEBO SHOTS, EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE! >ALL THE TOXIC BATCHES WENT TO THE OTHER HOUSES, 90% TO SLYTHERIN >"Professor why!?" >Because F--- Slytherin that's why. Lets hear those f------ call themselves "purebloods" now! >And besides, we need to keep most of Hufflepuff alive >Who else do you think we're going to have owning nothing, riding the electric broomsticks and eating the pixies in the house common-pod? Godric's Chosen? Are you that f------ dense?! >You know I can't let you get away with this Harry >The ministry are onto me, despite the efforts from the Wizading Economic Forum to cover my back >I had to fire Snape and expell half of House Ravenclaw, including your friend Luna, for refusing the mandates >Hufflepuff's seeker dropped dead in the middle of a Quidditch tournament >And Hagrid of all f------ people blew up the Gringott's Guidestones >I'm at my wits end Harry, any more leaks and even the muggles will start asking questions >I can't bring myself to use an unforgivable curse, but I have something else of my own making >You've left me no choice >Harry rapidly stretched his legs to the door, but Dumbledore had already drawn the Elder Wand >MYDOCARDITIUS! He bellowed, calmly

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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)06:59:34 No.79271716 >lost my virginity at 29 >nothing like p--- >her p---- wasn't completely shaven or waxed >had a little stubble on it >her t--- sagged a little >really wanted to try my favorite position from p--- (doggy) >get her on the edge on the bed and ask her to arch her back >she doesn't know how to properly arch >completely turned off by then >want to start pounding hard until I c-- >says it hurts >we go back to doing missionary >try to play with her clit >says shes sensitive and asks me to stop >just c-- and go home >texts me an hour later asking me if I want to hang out after work tomorrow How the f--- do some of these w----- get to their mid 20s and don't even how to properly arch their asses? The whole thing felt so awkward, she tried riding me but just kept grinding on my c--- like a retard, nothing like when girls ride on born and bounce on the guy's c--- non stop.
Anonymous 63 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)06:59:34 No.79271716 >lost my virginity at 29 >nothing like p--- >her p---- wasn't completely shaven or waxed >had a little stubble on it >her t--- sagged a little >really wanted to try my favorite position from p--- (doggy) >get her on the edge on the bed and ask her to arch her back >she doesn't know how to properly arch >completely turned off by then >want to start pounding hard until I c-- >says it hurts >we go back to doing missionary >try to play with her clit >says shes sensitive and asks me to stop >just c-- and go home >texts me an hour later asking me if I want to hang out after work tomorrow How the f--- do some of these w----- get to their mid 20s and don't even how to properly arch their asses? The whole thing felt so awkward, she tried riding me but just kept grinding on my c--- like a retard, nothing like when girls ride on born and bounce on the guy's c--- non stop.

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All played out with my life on pause | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun) 22:48:37 No.79267382 HOPE ERADICATED 1 year of using tinder absolutely breaks me >decide i've had enough and uninstall >lose weight >start dressing better RLD HAS SAVED NOTHING FOR YOU >grow my hair 967 KB PNG >looking better than i ever have >get a job i genuinely love >happiest point in my life >decide to give it (and another s----- dating app) a try again >dump money into both like the retarded incel i am >4 matches in 3 days overall >text them all immediately >not a single reply >one just instantly f------ deletes me >start feeling like complete and utter s--- again i don't know how, but it's time to make peace with the fact that i will die alone don't fall for the false hope meme bros
Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun) 22:48:37 No.79267382 HOPE ERADICATED 1 year of using tinder absolutely breaks me >decide i've had enough and uninstall >lose weight >start dressing better RLD HAS SAVED NOTHING FOR YOU >grow my hair 967 KB PNG >looking better than i ever have >get a job i genuinely love >happiest point in my life >decide to give it (and another s----- dating app) a try again >dump money into both like the retarded incel i am >4 matches in 3 days overall >text them all immediately >not a single reply >one just instantly f------ deletes me >start feeling like complete and utter s--- again i don't know how, but it's time to make peace with the fact that i will die alone don't fall for the false hope meme bros

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A homeless man's life is changed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 227 KB PNG you can work" 10/27/24(Sun)19:36:02 No.926611485 >be me >American, 2009 >Pulling up to good ol Mickey D's for the double quarter pounder >See young homeless man out front >Get extra burger, pull around and talk to him and give him burger >He starts telling his life story and I cut him off and say "don't care, I've got a job >He accepts and he works hard everyday >Might be a little gay and flirt it up with the other guys but that's fine >15 years later he's a manager for our construction company Funny thing is, I was the homeless guy, just wanted to tell my old boss thanks for getting me that burger and job. Have a good autumn anons, it can get better Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)19:37:29 No.926611547 >>926611485 (OP) # >Might be a little gay and flirt it up with the other guys but that's fine >I was the homeless guy 44 KB JPG
Anonymous 227 KB PNG you can work" 10/27/24(Sun)19:36:02 No.926611485 >be me >American, 2009 >Pulling up to good ol Mickey D's for the double quarter pounder >See young homeless man out front >Get extra burger, pull around and talk to him and give him burger >He starts telling his life story and I cut him off and say "don't care, I've got a job >He accepts and he works hard everyday >Might be a little gay and flirt it up with the other guys but that's fine >15 years later he's a manager for our construction company Funny thing is, I was the homeless guy, just wanted to tell my old boss thanks for getting me that burger and job. Have a good autumn anons, it can get better Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)19:37:29 No.926611547 >>926611485 (OP) # >Might be a little gay and flirt it up with the other guys but that's fine >I was the homeless guy 44 KB JPG

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Foundations that could never break | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.66 MB WEBM 10/28/24(Mon)02:23:18 No.79269277 >buy gf a buttplug as a surprise >"ewww no, I don't want to use that" >ask if she would ever think about having a--- sex >"ewww that's gross I won't do that" >ask how would she know she doesn't like it if she's never tried >"I did it with my last boyfriend" >ask if she hated it then >"it can feel good it it's dilated properly" >ask because it's because I'm too big >"no my exbf was bigger" >ask if she wants to take a shower together >"no" *locks bathroom door behind her* >ask if she would ever think about having sex outside > "no, I'm not 19 anymore" >ask if she's done it before >"of course" How do I respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous 1.66 MB WEBM 10/28/24(Mon)02:23:18 No.79269277 >buy gf a buttplug as a surprise >"ewww no, I don't want to use that" >ask if she would ever think about having a--- sex >"ewww that's gross I won't do that" >ask how would she know she doesn't like it if she's never tried >"I did it with my last boyfriend" >ask if she hated it then >"it can feel good it it's dilated properly" >ask because it's because I'm too big >"no my exbf was bigger" >ask if she wants to take a shower together >"no" *locks bathroom door behind her* >ask if she would ever think about having sex outside > "no, I'm not 19 anymore" >ask if she's done it before >"of course" How do I respond without sounding mad?

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Somewhere In Canada | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: k5si Je7R) 01/15/24(Mon) 14:44:36 No.455259334 29 KB PNG >what do you MEAN there are no white taxpayers left to fund everything and repair complex infrastructure? >I came here to live in paradise and now it looks just like where i left? >how could this happen?!?
Anonymous (ID: k5si Je7R) 01/15/24(Mon) 14:44:36 No.455259334 29 KB PNG >what do you MEAN there are no white taxpayers left to fund everything and repair complex infrastructure? >I came here to live in paradise and now it looks just like where i left? >how could this happen?!?

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Anonette goes collar shopping | /r/Greentext

38 KB JPG >at pet store with bf >buying collar for our dog >he doesnt know what size to buy >picks collar and tries to put it around my neck >pull away and ask him w-- >"your neck is about the same size as hers so i was just checking" is he gonna... E Anonymous 11/13/22(Sun)10:48:34 No.28346093 If you want it just ask him to and he will do it
38 KB JPG >at pet store with bf >buying collar for our dog >he doesnt know what size to buy >picks collar and tries to put it around my neck >pull away and ask him w-- >"your neck is about the same size as hers so i was just checking" is he gonna... E Anonymous 11/13/22(Sun)10:48:34 No.28346093 If you want it just ask him to and he will do it

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Name your least favourite tv or movie trope | /r/Greentext

1664729142415644.jpg 91 KB JPG >You can't kill the bad guy >You'll be just like them, what about mora-
1664729142415644.jpg 91 KB JPG >You can't kill the bad guy >You'll be just like them, what about mora-

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Bombing Raid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Are western girls worth their (...) 07/19/24(Fri)00:42:19 No.31642208 "Man In Finance" TikToker Who Joked That She'd Made The "Song Of The Summer" Gets A Major Label Deal Did I just write the song of the summer? 504 KB JPG >Blue eyes >Works in finance Her >5'2 >Works in retail >In debt and no inheritance >Brown eyes Her demands from which she will never settle >6'5 >Trust fund inheritance And then glowies/roasties yap about "eugenics" trying to frame this like a net-positive for the human race when all it really is is dysgenic since it lowers White fertility by a huge margin and marginalizes the middle-class. Anonymous Go away stupid incel. >>31642841 # >>31643339 # 07/19/24(Fri)00:47:38 No.31642244
Anonymous Are western girls worth their (...) 07/19/24(Fri)00:42:19 No.31642208 "Man In Finance" TikToker Who Joked That She'd Made The "Song Of The Summer" Gets A Major Label Deal Did I just write the song of the summer? 504 KB JPG >Blue eyes >Works in finance Her >5'2 >Works in retail >In debt and no inheritance >Brown eyes Her demands from which she will never settle >6'5 >Trust fund inheritance And then glowies/roasties yap about "eugenics" trying to frame this like a net-positive for the human race when all it really is is dysgenic since it lowers White fertility by a huge margin and marginalizes the middle-class. Anonymous Go away stupid incel. >>31642841 # >>31643339 # 07/19/24(Fri)00:47:38 No.31642244

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Commie trek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 18:46:15 No.204435864 file.png 1.75 MB PNG >Entire series takes place in a communist dystopia >You must dress as the federation orders you to dress >you can only eat what the federation allows you to eat >taste is forbidden, you may only eat synthetic, flavorless food >free will is forbidden and anything that incentivates free will is strictly forbidden >all humans are essentially automatons with no free will, a hivemind of sorts is star trek the scariest horror story ever made?
: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 18:46:15 No.204435864 file.png 1.75 MB PNG >Entire series takes place in a communist dystopia >You must dress as the federation orders you to dress >you can only eat what the federation allows you to eat >taste is forbidden, you may only eat synthetic, flavorless food >free will is forbidden and anything that incentivates free will is strictly forbidden >all humans are essentially automatons with no free will, a hivemind of sorts is star trek the scariest horror story ever made?

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Mistress of shattered hopes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous how do i fix this? IT'S 10/27/24(Sun)10:29:08 No.79262418 >be me OVER >20m in smallish major. don't really talk to people bc it's not that fun >take gen ed IT'SNEVER BEEN MORE OVER THAN IT IS NOW ONICHE IT'S EVEN MORE OVER THAN WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT B 98 KB JPG >10/10 from major i've never spoken to before notices me >we talk a few times. she's very interesting and i like the conversation >"anonette, do you have a study group? i wanna review before the midterm but everyone i know is busy" >turns out she studies with the five? other girls in our major >"oh, but anon, let's exchange numbers in case either of us has questions about the homework!" >i put my number in her phone and she texts me "hey it's anonette" an hour later >completely forget about this >the next couple of weeks, i'm absent from lectures bc of research >come back this past week and we don't really talk, though she does see me enter the lecture hall robots, is this salvageable? what do i do?
Anonymous how do i fix this? IT'S 10/27/24(Sun)10:29:08 No.79262418 >be me OVER >20m in smallish major. don't really talk to people bc it's not that fun >take gen ed IT'SNEVER BEEN MORE OVER THAN IT IS NOW ONICHE IT'S EVEN MORE OVER THAN WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT B 98 KB JPG >10/10 from major i've never spoken to before notices me >we talk a few times. she's very interesting and i like the conversation >"anonette, do you have a study group? i wanna review before the midterm but everyone i know is busy" >turns out she studies with the five? other girls in our major >"oh, but anon, let's exchange numbers in case either of us has questions about the homework!" >i put my number in her phone and she texts me "hey it's anonette" an hour later >completely forget about this >the next couple of weeks, i'm absent from lectures bc of research >come back this past week and we don't really talk, though she does see me enter the lecture hall robots, is this salvageable? what do i do?

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While I lay down a crimson rose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 141 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)11:11:57 No.79262664 Have the outward qualities of a nerd: >kyphosis >high hairline >super skinny and weak >cant even grow a full beard >feminine voice but have none of the advantages of a nerd: >not brilliantly autistic >below average intelligence >dont have any interest in STEM >have a hard time academically Im literally in hell
Anonymous 141 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)11:11:57 No.79262664 Have the outward qualities of a nerd: >kyphosis >high hairline >super skinny and weak >cant even grow a full beard >feminine voice but have none of the advantages of a nerd: >not brilliantly autistic >below average intelligence >dont have any interest in STEM >have a hard time academically Im literally in hell

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Doge Retribution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 22:13:57 No.204441455 IMG_1581.png 211 KB PNG >OH MY SCIENCE, DID YOU JUST KILL THE PUPPY I'VE HAD FOR 12 HOURS? MY WOOFY BOY? >I'M GOING TO KILL DOZENS OF YOU FOR THIS.
: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 22:13:57 No.204441455 IMG_1581.png 211 KB PNG >OH MY SCIENCE, DID YOU JUST KILL THE PUPPY I'VE HAD FOR 12 HOURS? MY WOOFY BOY? >I'M GOING TO KILL DOZENS OF YOU FOR THIS.

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Brought back to life only to die | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PAIN 10/27/24(Sun)15:01:13 No.79263913 >person messages me out of the blue asking "what's up" AGONY EVEN >I give them a life update SUFFERING, IF YOU WILL TORMENTING if you feel so inclined 45 KB JPG >ask how they're doing (that's what you're supposed to do right?) >sent 6 days ago ???? why are people like this? it's not even just the one friend, I asked another friend how they were doing and they straight up just ignored the question and only responded to everything else? does everyone i know want to ropemaxx or something?
Anonymous PAIN 10/27/24(Sun)15:01:13 No.79263913 >person messages me out of the blue asking "what's up" AGONY EVEN >I give them a life update SUFFERING, IF YOU WILL TORMENTING if you feel so inclined 45 KB JPG >ask how they're doing (that's what you're supposed to do right?) >sent 6 days ago ???? why are people like this? it's not even just the one friend, I asked another friend how they were doing and they straight up just ignored the question and only responded to everything else? does everyone i know want to ropemaxx or something?

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Joker 2 and it's consequences | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)14:33:52 No.146111119 >>146110641 # 033224.jpg 206 KB JPG >GET HIS F------ PLATES OFF
: Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)14:33:52 No.146111119 >>146110641 # 033224.jpg 206 KB JPG >GET HIS F------ PLATES OFF

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Anon questions religion | /r/Greentext

File: lgbt-muslims.jpg (138 KB, 1245x697) ALLAH #LOVES EQUALITY talking snakes was a metaphor ☐ Religion and Liberalism Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:54:57 No.17210626 ► >>1721 >we don't have to recite that part anymore >we don't have to have Mass in Latin anymore >we don't have to pay taxes and follow laws even though it says right here by JC himself >uhhhh divorce is okay because....the king said so... >uhhhh God decided that rich and greedy people CAN go to heaven >we have randomly decided that inviting in violent immigrants is fine >we have decided that men CAN be women >uh...it turns out the part about >oh and these are all metaphors....for what? uhhhh sh-shut up >we have randomly decided that faggotry is okay So how long before religions are warped into something completely alien than what they are now?
File: lgbt-muslims.jpg (138 KB, 1245x697) ALLAH #LOVES EQUALITY talking snakes was a metaphor ☐ Religion and Liberalism Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:54:57 No.17210626 ► >>1721 >we don't have to recite that part anymore >we don't have to have Mass in Latin anymore >we don't have to pay taxes and follow laws even though it says right here by JC himself >uhhhh divorce is okay because....the king said so... >uhhhh God decided that rich and greedy people CAN go to heaven >we have randomly decided that inviting in violent immigrants is fine >we have decided that men CAN be women >uh...it turns out the part about >oh and these are all metaphors....for what? uhhhh sh-shut up >we have randomly decided that faggotry is okay So how long before religions are warped into something completely alien than what they are now?

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High-street to Hell | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.

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File: 1438622535011.jpg (143 KB, 1440x810) Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)21:28:26 No.272515283 [Reply] I wish Hotaru was my daughter. +34 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)23:30:34 No.272518653 >>272516209 >>272518745 Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
File: 1438622535011.jpg (143 KB, 1440x810) Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)21:28:26 No.272515283 [Reply] I wish Hotaru was my daughter. +34 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat)23:30:34 No.272518653 >>272516209 >>272518745 Is raising a daugher the ultimate cuck? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other men. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage her every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)01:14:13 No.79257940 >You invest time into a girl to get to know her etc. >After some time you finally see her vagina >It is a gross purplish brown roastie instead of a beautiful pink innie How do you make sure the girl you are taking with has a innie and not some blown out roastie? You can not even be sure about that if she is a virgin but I chances are higher I think. >inb4 no all vaginas are beautiful!!! Sure thing simp, and microdicks and saggy balls are also good looking to women, yeah yeah man, don't delude yourself.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)01:14:13 No.79257940 >You invest time into a girl to get to know her etc. >After some time you finally see her vagina >It is a gross purplish brown roastie instead of a beautiful pink innie How do you make sure the girl you are taking with has a innie and not some blown out roastie? You can not even be sure about that if she is a virgin but I chances are higher I think. >inb4 no all vaginas are beautiful!!! Sure thing simp, and microdicks and saggy balls are also good looking to women, yeah yeah man, don't delude yourself.

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