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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)06:59:34 No.79271716 >lost my virginity at 29 >nothing like p--- >her p---- wasn't completely shaven or waxed >had a little stubble on it >her t--- sagged a little >really wanted to try my favorite position from p--- (doggy) >get her on the edge on the bed and ask her to arch her back >she doesn't know how to properly arch >completely turned off by then >want to start pounding hard until I c-- >says it hurts >we go back to doing missionary >try to play with her clit >says shes sensitive and asks me to stop >just c-- and go home >texts me an hour later asking me if I want to hang out after work tomorrow How the f--- do some of these w----- get to their mid 20s and don't even how to properly arch their asses? The whole thing felt so awkward, she tried riding me but just kept grinding on my c--- like a retard, nothing like when girls ride on born and bounce on the guy's c--- non stop.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun) 22:48:37 No.79267382 HOPE ERADICATED 1 year of using tinder absolutely breaks me >decide i've had enough and uninstall >lose weight >start dressing better RLD HAS SAVED NOTHING FOR YOU >grow my hair 967 KB PNG >looking better than i ever have >get a job i genuinely love >happiest point in my life >decide to give it (and another s----- dating app) a try again >dump money into both like the retarded incel i am >4 matches in 3 days overall >text them all immediately >not a single reply >one just instantly f------ deletes me >start feeling like complete and utter s--- again i don't know how, but it's time to make peace with the fact that i will die alone don't fall for the false hope meme bros

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Anonymous 227 KB PNG you can work" 10/27/24(Sun)19:36:02 No.926611485 >be me >American, 2009 >Pulling up to good ol Mickey D's for the double quarter pounder >See young homeless man out front >Get extra burger, pull around and talk to him and give him burger >He starts telling his life story and I cut him off and say "don't care, I've got a job >He accepts and he works hard everyday >Might be a little gay and flirt it up with the other guys but that's fine >15 years later he's a manager for our construction company Funny thing is, I was the homeless guy, just wanted to tell my old boss thanks for getting me that burger and job. Have a good autumn anons, it can get better Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)19:37:29 No.926611547 >>926611485 (OP) # >Might be a little gay and flirt it up with the other guys but that's fine >I was the homeless guy 44 KB JPG

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Anonymous 1.66 MB WEBM 10/28/24(Mon)02:23:18 No.79269277 >buy gf a buttplug as a surprise >"ewww no, I don't want to use that" >ask if she would ever think about having a--- sex >"ewww that's gross I won't do that" >ask how would she know she doesn't like it if she's never tried >"I did it with my last boyfriend" >ask if she hated it then >"it can feel good it it's dilated properly" >ask because it's because I'm too big >"no my exbf was bigger" >ask if she wants to take a shower together >"no" *locks bathroom door behind her* >ask if she would ever think about having sex outside > "no, I'm not 19 anymore" >ask if she's done it before >"of course" How do I respond without sounding mad?

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Anonymous (ID: k5si Je7R) 01/15/24(Mon) 14:44:36 No.455259334 29 KB PNG >what do you MEAN there are no white taxpayers left to fund everything and repair complex infrastructure? >I came here to live in paradise and now it looks just like where i left? >how could this happen?!?

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38 KB JPG >at pet store with bf >buying collar for our dog >he doesnt know what size to buy >picks collar and tries to put it around my neck >pull away and ask him w-- >"your neck is about the same size as hers so i was just checking" is he gonna... E Anonymous 11/13/22(Sun)10:48:34 No.28346093 If you want it just ask him to and he will do it

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1664729142415644.jpg 91 KB JPG >You can't kill the bad guy >You'll be just like them, what about mora-

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Anonymous Are western girls worth their (...) 07/19/24(Fri)00:42:19 No.31642208 "Man In Finance" TikToker Who Joked That She'd Made The "Song Of The Summer" Gets A Major Label Deal Did I just write the song of the summer? 504 KB JPG >Blue eyes >Works in finance Her >5'2 >Works in retail >In debt and no inheritance >Brown eyes Her demands from which she will never settle >6'5 >Trust fund inheritance And then glowies/roasties yap about "eugenics" trying to frame this like a net-positive for the human race when all it really is is dysgenic since it lowers White fertility by a huge margin and marginalizes the middle-class. Anonymous Go away stupid incel. >>31642841 # >>31643339 # 07/19/24(Fri)00:47:38 No.31642244

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: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 18:46:15 No.204435864 file.png 1.75 MB PNG >Entire series takes place in a communist dystopia >You must dress as the federation orders you to dress >you can only eat what the federation allows you to eat >taste is forbidden, you may only eat synthetic, flavorless food >free will is forbidden and anything that incentivates free will is strictly forbidden >all humans are essentially automatons with no free will, a hivemind of sorts is star trek the scariest horror story ever made?

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Anonymous how do i fix this? IT'S 10/27/24(Sun)10:29:08 No.79262418 >be me OVER >20m in smallish major. don't really talk to people bc it's not that fun >take gen ed IT'SNEVER BEEN MORE OVER THAN IT IS NOW ONICHE IT'S EVEN MORE OVER THAN WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE TUCKER CARLSON TONIGHT B 98 KB JPG >10/10 from major i've never spoken to before notices me >we talk a few times. she's very interesting and i like the conversation >"anonette, do you have a study group? i wanna review before the midterm but everyone i know is busy" >turns out she studies with the five? other girls in our major >"oh, but anon, let's exchange numbers in case either of us has questions about the homework!" >i put my number in her phone and she texts me "hey it's anonette" an hour later >completely forget about this >the next couple of weeks, i'm absent from lectures bc of research >come back this past week and we don't really talk, though she does see me enter the lecture hall robots, is this salvageable? what do i do?

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Anonymous 141 KB JPG 10/27/24(Sun)11:11:57 No.79262664 Have the outward qualities of a nerd: >kyphosis >high hairline >super skinny and weak >cant even grow a full beard >feminine voice but have none of the advantages of a nerd: >not brilliantly autistic >below average intelligence >dont have any interest in STEM >have a hard time academically Im literally in hell

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: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat) 22:13:57 No.204441455 IMG_1581.png 211 KB PNG >OH MY SCIENCE, DID YOU JUST KILL THE PUPPY I'VE HAD FOR 12 HOURS? MY WOOFY BOY? >I'M GOING TO KILL DOZENS OF YOU FOR THIS.

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Anonymous PAIN 10/27/24(Sun)15:01:13 No.79263913 >person messages me out of the blue asking "what's up" AGONY EVEN >I give them a life update SUFFERING, IF YOU WILL TORMENTING if you feel so inclined 45 KB JPG >ask how they're doing (that's what you're supposed to do right?) >sent 6 days ago ???? why are people like this? it's not even just the one friend, I asked another friend how they were doing and they straight up just ignored the question and only responded to everything else? does everyone i know want to ropemaxx or something?

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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)06:59:34 No.79271716 >lost my virginity at 29 >nothing like p--- >her p---- wasn't completely shaven or waxed >had a little stubble on it >her t--- sagged a little >really wanted to try my favorite position from p--- (doggy) >get her on the edge on the bed and ask her to arch her back >she doesn't know how to properly arch >completely turned off by then >want to start pounding hard until I c-- >says it hurts >we go back to doing missionary >try to play with her clit >says shes sensitive and asks me to stop >just c-- and go home >texts me an hour later asking me if I want to hang out after work tomorrow How the f--- do some of these w----- get to their mid 20s and don't even how to properly arch their asses? The whole thing felt so awkward, she tried riding me but just kept grinding on my c--- like a retard, nothing like when girls ride on born and bounce on the guy's c--- non stop.

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