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: Anonymous Ukraine in the membrane 02/13/20(Thu)08:49:36 No.9548693 Give me 1 reason not to move to Ukraine, when they have >10/10 white slim qt virgin women everywhere >no N------ or b------ >traditional values (no feminism) 99 KB JPG >Dirt cheap country/weak currency >No coronavirus : That depressed Pole. 02/13/20(Thu)08:56:27 No.9548694 >>9548693 (OP) # Ukrainians seem kinda dirty.
: Anonymous Ukraine in the membrane 02/13/20(Thu)08:49:36 No.9548693 Give me 1 reason not to move to Ukraine, when they have >10/10 white slim qt virgin women everywhere >no N------ or b------ >traditional values (no feminism) 99 KB JPG >Dirt cheap country/weak currency >No coronavirus : That depressed Pole. 02/13/20(Thu)08:56:27 No.9548694 >>9548693 (OP) # Ukrainians seem kinda dirty.

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Anon changes it up. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)14:35:54 No.67667472 > be me > yuropean > decide to move to Canada > go to a&w > people overdosing on fentanyl in the store > ask for a coffee > waitress grabs a 3 liters cup 67 KB PNG > immediatly adds 3 scoops of sugar > "would you like some milk or pepsi in your drink" > say I'm fine > she looks confused > "Ok that'll be $1 + $75 taxes" > pay by card > bank charges me 32$ more because why the f--- not? II > "Have a very LGBTQIA+ day" > leave > decide to go to drug dispensary > ask for medicinal crack > "ok l'll just need to check that you had your 6 pfizer doses" > wait in line > people overdosing on fentanyl everywhere > bump into the PM > he asks me if I want to f--- his wife > whynot.jpg > start talking dirty to her > officer shoot me down for not using the right pronons > excuses himself > wake up in hospital > $1.5 million bill Am I living the American dream anons?
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)14:35:54 No.67667472 > be me > yuropean > decide to move to Canada > go to a&w > people overdosing on fentanyl in the store > ask for a coffee > waitress grabs a 3 liters cup 67 KB PNG > immediatly adds 3 scoops of sugar > "would you like some milk or pepsi in your drink" > say I'm fine > she looks confused > "Ok that'll be $1 + $75 taxes" > pay by card > bank charges me 32$ more because why the f--- not? II > "Have a very LGBTQIA+ day" > leave > decide to go to drug dispensary > ask for medicinal crack > "ok l'll just need to check that you had your 6 pfizer doses" > wait in line > people overdosing on fentanyl everywhere > bump into the PM > he asks me if I want to f--- his wife > whynot.jpg > start talking dirty to her > officer shoot me down for not using the right pronons > excuses himself > wake up in hospital > $1.5 million bill Am I living the American dream anons?

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anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?
: Anonymous 12/07/21(Tue)05:55:10 No.868146754 >almost completely unregulated >incompatible with traffic jams >no note >no insurance needed >no license needed >fuel it with determination and whatever 148 KB JPG you ate for breakfast this morning >probably one of the most fuel-efficient vehicles in existence, come to think of it >goes as far and as fast as you can >no need for parking lots, just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure you can attach it to >and even if someone does steal it, it's so inexpensive you could literally just buy another no problem >physically improves you while you use it >plain ol' fun >minimal environmental impact >collisions are significantly less likely to kill or even injure >if entire cities were designed around these the way they are with cars, everyone would be fine with it >doesn't even need seatbelts why is the automobile viewed as the ultimate symbol of freedom again?

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Anon is slightly humble. | /r/Greentext

File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.
File: gx8yzpwb6zq11.png (530 KB, 610x444) Anonymous 03/06/22(Sun)00:49:07 No.873869852 >Be me, reclusive sperg >Consider myself nothing special, and take literally zero pride in anything >Try my best to be supportive understate my own abilities most of the time so people find me more approachable >Have GF of 3 years finally move in >Shes a casual gamer, while im more on the competitive side >She took some interest in Super Smash Bros Ultimate lately, and I was very happy I could finally smash with someone around >Try my best to go easy yon her, and show her the essentials >Let her beat me 2/3 of the time, so she doesn't quit, since she has a low frustration tolerance >Weeks pass, and she invites her friends over >We sit together and talk about this and that >"So, I heard Anonette is beating your ass in SSBU" >Im a bit irritated, but go with it "sure she is really good, I just showed her the game a short time ago." >She laughs almost hysterically >"So you were playing longer, and she is still better? Noob." >I brush it off, banter is no problem after all. >Days pass, and the SSBU thing becomes a running gag, and everyone brings it up whenever possible. >"Hey anon, did your wife smash you again?" >"Oh look, its the living punchingbag" >Start to feel uneasy, since it has a very nasty tone to it. >Ask my GF to cut it, and tell them to stop. >"LMAO, git gud noob." >enough.exe >Decide to show her. >Next time her friends are over, I ask for a round of smash: >Giggles and s--- "Sure you wanna do this? Don't cry later." >Deliberately pick jigglypuff, she can't play and considers trash >It's everyone against everyone. set stock to 5 >5/0 her in under 3 minutes, while leaving her friends alone >She looks puzzled >Her friends tell me to stop avoiding their every move >5/0 both of them as well >Ask if they want to go again. >They agree >I notice how they all try to gang up on me >to their demise, i picked Ganondorf >finish the whole match without losing a single stock again, having 15 KO's >GF doesn't play SSBU anymore.

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Anon is swedish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804835787 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- 15.7 kB JPG
Anonymous | 804835787 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- 15.7 kB JPG

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Anon’s dad likes tiktok. | /r/Greentext


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Anon does not like muscle girls. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)14:54:36 No.2114375 500 bucks says every single one of these "muscle girls" has been viciously r---- at least once in their life - but instead of seeking therapy, went the complete opposite direction and obsessively took to weightlifting (and most likely steroids) in an hilarious and vain proclamation that, "no man shall EVER r--- me, AGAIN!!!" >>2114379 # : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)15:07:01 No.2114379 >>2114375 # Found the incel
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)14:54:36 No.2114375 500 bucks says every single one of these "muscle girls" has been viciously r---- at least once in their life - but instead of seeking therapy, went the complete opposite direction and obsessively took to weightlifting (and most likely steroids) in an hilarious and vain proclamation that, "no man shall EVER r--- me, AGAIN!!!" >>2114379 # : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)15:07:01 No.2114379 >>2114375 # Found the incel

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Anon plans his revenge | /r/Greentext

49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re · 2 Img · JPG · 42KB · (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this? •..
49m (3/5 13:44) · 67666940 13 Re · 2 Img · JPG · 42KB · (736 × 785) 1 Reply >woman cuts me off >her d------- daughter is sticking her tongue out at me from the passenger window >follow them home I do this every time a woman pisses me off in traffic and mark each one of their addresses in google maps for when i finally snap. I make it very obvious that I'm following them and hope it makes them uncomfortable. Anyone else do this? •..

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Anon leaves a review on steam | /r/Greentext

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Anons grillfriend is clingy | /r/Greentext

File: 1646079901003.png (238 KB, 720x700) O Is this normal? Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)02:41:28 No.25966899 [Reply] >>25970582 >Cuddling with gf on couch and watching the strain >Pause movie and tell her I need to pee >Sit down on toilet >Gf barges in >Where did you go anon? >Plays with my pp and makes funny noises >Tell her she needs to stop otherwise I will pee in her hand >She stops >I pee >She kisses me while I urinate >Anon we are like an old couple >I love you anon Is this normal? Are all girls this clingy?
File: 1646079901003.png (238 KB, 720x700) O Is this normal? Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)02:41:28 No.25966899 [Reply] >>25970582 >Cuddling with gf on couch and watching the strain >Pause movie and tell her I need to pee >Sit down on toilet >Gf barges in >Where did you go anon? >Plays with my pp and makes funny noises >Tell her she needs to stop otherwise I will pee in her hand >She stops >I pee >She kisses me while I urinate >Anon we are like an old couple >I love you anon Is this normal? Are all girls this clingy?

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Anon has an illegal roomie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)21:34:56 No.67641968 >stole my roommate's water for keks >he rapes me on the floor in retaliation >this is the eighth time this has happened 61 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)21:34:56 No.67641968 >stole my roommate's water for keks >he rapes me on the floor in retaliation >this is the eighth time this has happened 61 KB PNG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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anon gets some great advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ePqWFm6K but pol told me muh zootopia i...) 09/27/19(Fri)17:47:12 No.228004128 >watch zootopia with gf >she says that nick and judy look f------ hot with each other >uh okay lol? >check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized 238 KB JPG >we have sex later >she screams knot me you filthy fox >i can't stop crying from laughter >gf is serious mad how do i cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? : Anonymous (ID: J04GCVJU ) 09/27/19(Fri)17:50:37 No.228004435 >>228004128 (OP) # Buy a horse suit and just pretend to be an animal. S--- on the floor, break stuff, whatever your inner horse tell you
: Anonymous (ID: ePqWFm6K but pol told me muh zootopia i...) 09/27/19(Fri)17:47:12 No.228004128 >watch zootopia with gf >she says that nick and judy look f------ hot with each other >uh okay lol? >check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized 238 KB JPG >we have sex later >she screams knot me you filthy fox >i can't stop crying from laughter >gf is serious mad how do i cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? : Anonymous (ID: J04GCVJU ) 09/27/19(Fri)17:50:37 No.228004435 >>228004128 (OP) # Buy a horse suit and just pretend to be an animal. S--- on the floor, break stuff, whatever your inner horse tell you

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anon's gf is thinking about ending the relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)13:44:52 No.873837665 41 >Be me, in relationship with woman C for nearly 6 years at this point (we're both 21). >Get into argument about lack of sexual attention which results in her asking for space, says she's 839 KB PNG thinking about ending the relationship >I can't stop thinking about it, no matter what >Everything else in life has become less fun, I can't do anything without thinking about it. None of my games or friends really make me happy like they used to before this. I'm pretty healthy usually with how I balance life and relationship, but everything here is getting worse and worse because of how this makes me feel. >Have started sleeping through classes and have lost all motivation >She agrees to meet with me in person to talk about how she feels >l don't know if she wants to continue the relationship or not. >l move my flight back to hometown from school back for the 7th as opposed to the 13th so we can try to meet sooner. >Says she can't because of school >Offer to do her work for her if she just sends me the prompts so we can meet up sooner on my birthday (the 8th) >She says no because she doesn't need help >When I ask her to meet me on the 8th then she says she can't due to work, and that she doesn't need my help with the work. >Tell her how this is making me depressed and I would appreciate it if she would help and just see me on my birthday so we can talk. No sex or anything, just want to talk. >She says no Rewind to the beginning of the relationship, I was constantly there for her when she was anxious. She was self harming and I helped get her into and through therapy with a therapist. Several nights I would stay up and not sleep before exams, or even skip them because I wanted to comfort her. Now whenever I bring that up I get told that she hates when I bring up the past, as if what I did had no meaning or impact. This is the first time in 6 years I have ever felt this vulnerable, anxious, frustrated, angry, or depressed. This woman has been nothing but sweet to me for... 143 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)13:44:52 No.873837665 41 >Be me, in relationship with woman C for nearly 6 years at this point (we're both 21). >Get into argument about lack of sexual attention which results in her asking for space, says she's 839 KB PNG thinking about ending the relationship >I can't stop thinking about it, no matter what >Everything else in life has become less fun, I can't do anything without thinking about it. None of my games or friends really make me happy like they used to before this. I'm pretty healthy usually with how I balance life and relationship, but everything here is getting worse and worse because of how this makes me feel. >Have started sleeping through classes and have lost all motivation >She agrees to meet with me in person to talk about how she feels >l don't know if she wants to continue the relationship or not. >l move my flight back to hometown from school back for the 7th as opposed to the 13th so we can try to meet sooner. >Says she can't because of school >Offer to do her work for her if she just sends me the prompts so we can meet up sooner on my birthday (the 8th) >She says no because she doesn't need help >When I ask her to meet me on the 8th then she says she can't due to work, and that she doesn't need my help with the work. >Tell her how this is making me depressed and I would appreciate it if she would help and just see me on my birthday so we can talk. No sex or anything, just want to talk. >She says no Rewind to the beginning of the relationship, I was constantly there for her when she was anxious. She was self harming and I helped get her into and through therapy with a therapist. Several nights I would stay up and not sleep before exams, or even skip them because I wanted to comfort her. Now whenever I bring that up I get told that she hates when I bring up the past, as if what I did had no meaning or impact. This is the first time in 6 years I have ever felt this vulnerable, anxious, frustrated, angry, or depressed. This woman has been nothing but sweet to me for... 143 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon takes a drive | /r/Greentext

File: 542789bad276a.image.jpg (81 KB, 1200x749) O Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)06:40:20 No.873824681 >>873825249 >>873825322 >>873825483 >>873826201 >>873826982 >2873827216 >switch on turn signal >car behind me immediately starts riding my bumper >as i make my turn >HO00000000000000ONK >why are people like this 0 00 OFF OFF
File: 542789bad276a.image.jpg (81 KB, 1200x749) O Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)06:40:20 No.873824681 >>873825249 >>873825322 >>873825483 >>873826201 >>873826982 >2873827216 >switch on turn signal >car behind me immediately starts riding my bumper >as i make my turn >HO00000000000000ONK >why are people like this 0 00 OFF OFF

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anon makes friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)12:25:38 No.67614266 >>67613994 (OP) # >>67614047 # that's nothing kek >summer night at a birthday party >6 110 KB JPG >autistic >i f------ loved chess >it was some black guy's birthday >i met some kids and made friends with them real quick because they also liked chess >there was a chess board in the party >i was always the whites because the whites play first >some kids say i'm always killing the blacks >"yeah i'm pretty good at it" >everyone sings happy birthday >song finishes >autism kicks in >"KILL ALL BLACKS" I started hating chess since that day
: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)12:25:38 No.67614266 >>67613994 (OP) # >>67614047 # that's nothing kek >summer night at a birthday party >6 110 KB JPG >autistic >i f------ loved chess >it was some black guy's birthday >i met some kids and made friends with them real quick because they also liked chess >there was a chess board in the party >i was always the whites because the whites play first >some kids say i'm always killing the blacks >"yeah i'm pretty good at it" >everyone sings happy birthday >song finishes >autism kicks in >"KILL ALL BLACKS" I started hating chess since that day

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Anon is Russian. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: d16SR50L ) * 03/05/22(Sat)12:52:20 No.365357911 >be Russian >turn 18 >get conscripted into the Army >show up to your unit >get relentlessly bullied by every minority group >get r---- by your NCO >get sent into a warzone with zero 26 KB JPG training >drive into combat in an unarmored Ural truck >get shot in the face by a Ukrainian partisan after making it a km past the border >unit needs to take Kiev tomorrow, so no time to recover casualties >your body gets tossed to the side of the road >your body starts to rot and become a health hazard. local villagers bury you in a shallow grave >your body is never found and your mom spends the rest of her life wondering what became of you
Anonymous (ID: d16SR50L ) * 03/05/22(Sat)12:52:20 No.365357911 >be Russian >turn 18 >get conscripted into the Army >show up to your unit >get relentlessly bullied by every minority group >get r---- by your NCO >get sent into a warzone with zero 26 KB JPG training >drive into combat in an unarmored Ural truck >get shot in the face by a Ukrainian partisan after making it a km past the border >unit needs to take Kiev tomorrow, so no time to recover casualties >your body gets tossed to the side of the road >your body starts to rot and become a health hazard. local villagers bury you in a shallow grave >your body is never found and your mom spends the rest of her life wondering what became of you

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We did it, reddit | /r/Greentext

1/6 AUTW/2vH (OP) US 2h (3/5 9:12) ·365272386 309 Re · 70 Img JPG 620KB (1125x 2110) 62 Replies ine epert ad d +Join Shared by Ukranian army soldier on his Facebook: "Military briefing before going to battle against the invaders" 14 убитых фолькситу BacweKgeo 18+ 02.03.2022 14 e2dayn штурмистов в 236 Disie Share Downbad Seve >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes
1/6 AUTW/2vH (OP) US 2h (3/5 9:12) ·365272386 309 Re · 70 Img JPG 620KB (1125x 2110) 62 Replies ine epert ad d +Join Shared by Ukranian army soldier on his Facebook: "Military briefing before going to battle against the invaders" 14 убитых фолькситу BacweKgeo 18+ 02.03.2022 14 e2dayn штурмистов в 236 Disie Share Downbad Seve >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes

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