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Anonymous (ID: d16SR50L ) * 03/05/22(Sat)12:52:20 No.365357911 >be Russian >turn 18 >get conscripted into the Army >show up to your unit >get relentlessly bullied by every minority group >get r---- by your NCO >get sent into a warzone with zero 26 KB JPG training >drive into combat in an unarmored Ural truck >get shot in the face by a Ukrainian partisan after making it a km past the border >unit needs to take Kiev tomorrow, so no time to recover casualties >your body gets tossed to the side of the road >your body starts to rot and become a health hazard. local villagers bury you in a shallow grave >your body is never found and your mom spends the rest of her life wondering what became of you

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