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: Anonymous (ID: 52LWvhmn 09/26/18(Wed)14:23:16 No.187073364 Why is it called homophobia? A phobia is an intense and irrational fear. I don't fear gay people. 90 KB JPG Gay people fear me. 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: 52LWvhmn 09/26/18(Wed)14:23:16 No.187073364 Why is it called homophobia? A phobia is an intense and irrational fear. I don't fear gay people. 90 KB JPG Gay people fear me. 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon Visits Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)05:10:50 No.873775512 go on reddit > look at conservative sub The new Discord community guidelines update is designed to ban and supress free speech and Conservative opinions. Discord users need to fight back. W e Cated > see post complaining about new discord tos and how it's attack against conservative beliefs discord.com te4400054 in Conservative by Nintandevotion 173 70% O 21h e > check new tos again 174 KB JPG > nothing against low tax, small gov or stuff like that, just paragraphs covering hate speech, misinformation and the usual shenanigans mfw these people have 0 self awareness 39 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)07:37:51 No.873779427 >>873778578 # >use another service Coming from the people who went all the way to the Supreme Court trying to force someone to bake them gay cakes. Leftoisa are straight trash.
: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)05:10:50 No.873775512 go on reddit > look at conservative sub The new Discord community guidelines update is designed to ban and supress free speech and Conservative opinions. Discord users need to fight back. W e Cated > see post complaining about new discord tos and how it's attack against conservative beliefs discord.com te4400054 in Conservative by Nintandevotion 173 70% O 21h e > check new tos again 174 KB JPG > nothing against low tax, small gov or stuff like that, just paragraphs covering hate speech, misinformation and the usual shenanigans mfw these people have 0 self awareness 39 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)07:37:51 No.873779427 >>873778578 # >use another service Coming from the people who went all the way to the Supreme Court trying to force someone to bake them gay cakes. Leftoisa are straight trash.

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Putin just wants banan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:26:18 No.14620556 A Russian Control of Ukrainian Territory Source: Insitute for tre Stucy of War |Made by gimhzata De 100 200 300 km Basemap: ESRI, Laversikyof Teas 1D94123E-6185-4A0D-9B6D-84DFC5EBEE2C.jpg 111 KB JPG >>14620501 (OP) # >0o 00 aa ah ah >Ooh AH AH >АНННН АНННН АННН
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:26:18 No.14620556 A Russian Control of Ukrainian Territory Source: Insitute for tre Stucy of War |Made by gimhzata De 100 200 300 km Basemap: ESRI, Laversikyof Teas 1D94123E-6185-4A0D-9B6D-84DFC5EBEE2C.jpg 111 KB JPG >>14620501 (OP) # >0o 00 aa ah ah >Ooh AH AH >АНННН АНННН АННН

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anon is a respected part of the group | /r/Greentext

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >l end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we 27 KB PNG were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group
>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >l end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we 27 KB PNG were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Femanon mogs Chad. | /r/Greentext

>be me >femanon >6'10, 350ish lbs >six foot ten. you read that right >used to think people never wanted me because im a f------ giant >never dated cuz of it AAAA WAAA AAAA MAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA 118 KB JPG >work at pizza place delivering s--- >people expect the quiet woman answering their calls to be 5'0 with A-cups and glasses >sometimes get funny reactions at the door >have to deliver to a richer neighborhood >4 party pizzas, 2 party size garlic fingers, on and on. easily enough food for 30 people. expensive as f--- >tips are usually 10-15% of order, optional of course >get to the house and a beefy guy opens the door >this 6' manlet has to look up to me >stares in silence for a few seconds >the party inside stops >people are literally seeing this once-chad being dwarfed by me >feel the urge to make a joke >say, "lots of food for a tiny man" >the people inside laugh a bit, get back to party. tall girl shock is over >door guy hasn't said a word >he shakes a bit and turns red >his knees almost buckle, and he leans on the doorframe some >ask if he's okay, he mumbles something and shuffles off >someone else comes out and pays >"yeah I dunno what's wrong with him, he looked like he p----- his pants. this is from him tho" >$50 tip >it was a $150 order >holy f--- >thank the guy a bunch and leave >didn't realize what happened until I got home >find out that night that some people are really, really into big girls >mfw 19 Replies / 8 Images View Thread
>be me >femanon >6'10, 350ish lbs >six foot ten. you read that right >used to think people never wanted me because im a f------ giant >never dated cuz of it AAAA WAAA AAAA MAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA 118 KB JPG >work at pizza place delivering s--- >people expect the quiet woman answering their calls to be 5'0 with A-cups and glasses >sometimes get funny reactions at the door >have to deliver to a richer neighborhood >4 party pizzas, 2 party size garlic fingers, on and on. easily enough food for 30 people. expensive as f--- >tips are usually 10-15% of order, optional of course >get to the house and a beefy guy opens the door >this 6' manlet has to look up to me >stares in silence for a few seconds >the party inside stops >people are literally seeing this once-chad being dwarfed by me >feel the urge to make a joke >say, "lots of food for a tiny man" >the people inside laugh a bit, get back to party. tall girl shock is over >door guy hasn't said a word >he shakes a bit and turns red >his knees almost buckle, and he leans on the doorframe some >ask if he's okay, he mumbles something and shuffles off >someone else comes out and pays >"yeah I dunno what's wrong with him, he looked like he p----- his pants. this is from him tho" >$50 tip >it was a $150 order >holy f--- >thank the guy a bunch and leave >didn't realize what happened until I got home >find out that night that some people are really, really into big girls >mfw 19 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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Anon's mom is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?
Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?

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Anon collects lighters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize l'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw
: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)07:51:26 No.63603986 >At work >Known at work as the guy who collects lighters >Coworker gives me a lighter he found >"Aw nice, thanks bro." 624 KB PNG >Opinion of that person went up in my mind >Think about it later that day >Realize l'm a 'collect x amount of y" npc >mfw

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Anon can't get his degree. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rQLjFbc9 ) = 14 years undergraduate student(...) 03/04/22(Fri)07:55:29 No.365095191 Got in university in 2008, when I was 18. 14 years later andI still haven't gotten the degree due to multiple reasons(break up with gf, trouble with the law, being a poorfag, too lazy to study). Out of 40 exams required to get the degree I have passed 7 so far. 33 remaining. Is it still possible to do this at age 32? I feel my brain has closed and when I open the books to study they all seem like Chinese to me. Worst part is I've been getting multiple threats from the rector to evacuate my room in the dorm and get the f--- out cause l've passed the limit allowed to stay for 11 years. They threatened to call the cops every year for the past 3 years but so far l've went to leftist parties and had them block the process. Any ideas what to do with my life right now? My parents think I only have 2 exams left to get the degree(l lied). 87 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: rQLjFbc9 ) = 14 years undergraduate student(...) 03/04/22(Fri)07:55:29 No.365095191 Got in university in 2008, when I was 18. 14 years later andI still haven't gotten the degree due to multiple reasons(break up with gf, trouble with the law, being a poorfag, too lazy to study). Out of 40 exams required to get the degree I have passed 7 so far. 33 remaining. Is it still possible to do this at age 32? I feel my brain has closed and when I open the books to study they all seem like Chinese to me. Worst part is I've been getting multiple threats from the rector to evacuate my room in the dorm and get the f--- out cause l've passed the limit allowed to stay for 11 years. They threatened to call the cops every year for the past 3 years but so far l've went to leftist parties and had them block the process. Any ideas what to do with my life right now? My parents think I only have 2 exams left to get the degree(l lied). 87 KB PNG

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Definitely fucked. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:10:27 No.873761344 >be me >be femanon >have f----- up life >finally get my s--- together adidas >be 23 >baby fever like a m------------ >decide i think i want a baby after 209 KB PNG thinking about it >go off bc >f--- around once >fast forward >4 days late for my period >FREAKING THE F--- OUT >made this thread earlier >update: i went and p----- on a stick and i am in fact knocked up. I literally am so freaking the f--- out right now. like i wanted this, but im also going nuts my brain is running a million miles an hour and i have no idea how or when to tell people. like i leterally am afraid to even leave my f------ room rn. I havent talked to my parents all night and ive just laid in bed freaking the f--- out. what should i do /b/ ? 64 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:38:46 No.873762381 honestly you're f-----, no better way to say it.
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:10:27 No.873761344 >be me >be femanon >have f----- up life >finally get my s--- together adidas >be 23 >baby fever like a m------------ >decide i think i want a baby after 209 KB PNG thinking about it >go off bc >f--- around once >fast forward >4 days late for my period >FREAKING THE F--- OUT >made this thread earlier >update: i went and p----- on a stick and i am in fact knocked up. I literally am so freaking the f--- out right now. like i wanted this, but im also going nuts my brain is running a million miles an hour and i have no idea how or when to tell people. like i leterally am afraid to even leave my f------ room rn. I havent talked to my parents all night and ive just laid in bed freaking the f--- out. what should i do /b/ ? 64 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:38:46 No.873762381 honestly you're f-----, no better way to say it.

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Anon's great plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (lID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me
Anonymous (lID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon Does the Right Thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4|ljD 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >l break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me 133 KB PNG >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon ?
: Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4|ljD 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >l break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me 133 KB PNG >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon ?

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Typical 4channer applies for job | /r/Greentext

File: FH39XX5XIAIACSJ.jpg (95 KB, 917x1240) O Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)14:51:32 No.67649336 [Reply] >graduated last year >have sent cv to 7 companies >all were rejected >they were just entry positions >w--.mp4 >realize I haven't changed the email profile pic since high school pic related Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)14:56:07 No.67649366 File: based, indubitably so.png (46 KB, 656x437) VERY >>67649336 (OP). I'd hire you on the spot BASED
File: FH39XX5XIAIACSJ.jpg (95 KB, 917x1240) O Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)14:51:32 No.67649336 [Reply] >graduated last year >have sent cv to 7 companies >all were rejected >they were just entry positions >w--.mp4 >realize I haven't changed the email profile pic since high school pic related Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)14:56:07 No.67649366 File: based, indubitably so.png (46 KB, 656x437) VERY >>67649336 (OP). I'd hire you on the spot BASED

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Work smarter not harder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #
: Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)06:14:02 No.45788431 >artist who I f------ know is Brazilian changes his location to Ukraine >opens "emergency" commissions >gets flooded with work M----------- >>45788448 # >>45788531 # >>45788538 # >>45788552 #

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The duality of Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:54:06 No.873760725 Ignore this thread pls <l was wondering if doing this would make the text red instead of green O ILY 50 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:56:28 No.873760831 >It didn't turn red >and now I'm looking at this gross p--- ad Damn you /b/. I will have my revenge 36 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:54:06 No.873760725 Ignore this thread pls <l was wondering if doing this would make the text red instead of green O ILY 50 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:56:28 No.873760831 >It didn't turn red >and now I'm looking at this gross p--- ad Damn you /b/. I will have my revenge 36 KB JPG

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Anon discusses China | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)19:23:01 No.52146264 1628761609835.png 806 KB PNG >>52145836 (OP) # >hasn't been a serious war between well equipped militaries in a while >eyeing up taiwan >wanted to see an example of how an invasion between a larger aggressor force and smaller but still semi-modern defender would play out >tfw got this s--- instead
: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)19:23:01 No.52146264 1628761609835.png 806 KB PNG >>52145836 (OP) # >hasn't been a serious war between well equipped militaries in a while >eyeing up taiwan >wanted to see an example of how an invasion between a larger aggressor force and smaller but still semi-modern defender would play out >tfw got this s--- instead

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anon is criminally insane | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:51:45 No.18230905 D uwu boysmell!!!!! teeeheeeeee *flaps arms and runs around in circles* きた 春が。 10 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:54:20 No.18230922 boysmell! boysmell??? boysmell... BOYSMELL!!! boys..uwu..boys!!!! 676 KB PNG : Elizaaaa !!twN744YEzBp 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:57 No.18230945 Save some boysmell for meeeeee uwu 1.25 MB GIF : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:04 No.18230950 this is the worst f------ board
: Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:51:45 No.18230905 D uwu boysmell!!!!! teeeheeeeee *flaps arms and runs around in circles* きた 春が。 10 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:54:20 No.18230922 boysmell! boysmell??? boysmell... BOYSMELL!!! boys..uwu..boys!!!! 676 KB PNG : Elizaaaa !!twN744YEzBp 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:57 No.18230945 Save some boysmell for meeeeee uwu 1.25 MB GIF : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:04 No.18230950 this is the worst f------ board

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Anon is The Alpha Male | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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Anon has his views on vaccines | /r/Greentext

I went on a tinder date yesterday and this is how it went >Meet at a coffee shop >we order our coffees and i paid for hers. it was only $5 so f--- it >talking and getting to know eachother >some subtle flirting 1.48 MB PNG >going pretty well, she seems to be enjoying my company >"ughh i have to wake up early tomorrow to take my 4th booster shot" >"oh btw are you vaccinated, anon?" >"no because i dont think that it is necesessary for me to take the vaccine. im healthy, and i workout 5 days a week" >"why would you choose to not take the vaccine? that is so selfish of you. dont you know that people like you are overwhelming our healthcare system?" >"no people like me are fine, its the people with underlying health issues and particularly obese people that are clogging up the hospitals" >"NO THATS NOT TRUE! all of those people clogging up the hospitals are unvaccinated and if people like you would just take the vaccine we would already be back to normal life" >"we are back to normal. nothing is in lockdown. why are you so adament about other people taking a vaccine that has been proven to be ineffective?" >"Why are you such an antivax idiot? maybe stop watching fox news and listen to actual science and research." >"how many peer reviewed research on vaccine effacacy have you read? probably none because you are a stupid c---." >"f--- you" she then stood up and left. why are women like this? why is my vaccination status of such high concern for these f------ women? i wouldnt
I went on a tinder date yesterday and this is how it went >Meet at a coffee shop >we order our coffees and i paid for hers. it was only $5 so f--- it >talking and getting to know eachother >some subtle flirting 1.48 MB PNG >going pretty well, she seems to be enjoying my company >"ughh i have to wake up early tomorrow to take my 4th booster shot" >"oh btw are you vaccinated, anon?" >"no because i dont think that it is necesessary for me to take the vaccine. im healthy, and i workout 5 days a week" >"why would you choose to not take the vaccine? that is so selfish of you. dont you know that people like you are overwhelming our healthcare system?" >"no people like me are fine, its the people with underlying health issues and particularly obese people that are clogging up the hospitals" >"NO THATS NOT TRUE! all of those people clogging up the hospitals are unvaccinated and if people like you would just take the vaccine we would already be back to normal life" >"we are back to normal. nothing is in lockdown. why are you so adament about other people taking a vaccine that has been proven to be ineffective?" >"Why are you such an antivax idiot? maybe stop watching fox news and listen to actual science and research." >"how many peer reviewed research on vaccine effacacy have you read? probably none because you are a stupid c---." >"f--- you" she then stood up and left. why are women like this? why is my vaccination status of such high concern for these f------ women? i wouldnt

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Anon is overthinking as a habit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:25:33 No.67642586 >just went to popeyes >got sandwich >don't remember if i gave the lady my card at the window >tfw might have accidentally stole the sandwich 17 KB PNG well boys looks like i might be going to jail.i won't be sleeping tonight.
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:25:33 No.67642586 >just went to popeyes >got sandwich >don't remember if i gave the lady my card at the window >tfw might have accidentally stole the sandwich 17 KB PNG well boys looks like i might be going to jail.i won't be sleeping tonight.

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What’s wrong with you state mandated refugee gf!?? | /r/Greentext

DB0402A2-2FED-41A5-B662-DEA10B479DCC.jpg 71 KB JPG Heres your beautiful ukrainian refugee gf. Whats wrong? You don't like? >>362823568 # >>362823607 # >>362824221 # >>362824336 # >>362824387 # >>362824593 # rpovigorokliveoumatcomCeorKerpo
DB0402A2-2FED-41A5-B662-DEA10B479DCC.jpg 71 KB JPG Heres your beautiful ukrainian refugee gf. Whats wrong? You don't like? >>362823568 # >>362823607 # >>362824221 # >>362824336 # >>362824387 # >>362824593 # rpovigorokliveoumatcomCeorKerpo

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