: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)19:23:01 No.52146264 1628761609835.png 806 KB PNG >>52145836 (OP) # >hasn't been a serious war between well equipped militaries in a while >eyeing up taiwan >wanted to see an example of how an invasion between a larger aggressor force and smaller but still semi-modern defender would play out >tfw got this s--- instead

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

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File: 1645516495189.png (653 KB, 626x793) O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:08:59 No.67637478 ► >67637523 Being online daily for the last decade has made me retarded hasn't it? O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:16:34 No.67637523 >>67637478 (OP) don't confuse cause and effect, anon

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Anonymous (ID: QE/RSOAO ) EI3 03/03/22(Thu)15:59:13 No.364946655 >go on website where the average age is a 12 year old boy >website is specifically for video games for 12 year old boys >take your clothes off and perform sex acts on camera on 69 KB JPG this website >get paid $2,000,000 a month for 5 years doing this

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