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: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)20:22:14 No.873262765 Is this f----- really going to start ww3? I want to continue smoking weed and playing video games after work so can he just not? I really don't want to fight a war that's not really my thing. F--- off Putin just be peaceful the world doesn't want another war 159 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)20:22:14 No.873262765 Is this f----- really going to start ww3? I want to continue smoking weed and playing video games after work so can he just not? I really don't want to fight a war that's not really my thing. F--- off Putin just be peaceful the world doesn't want another war 159 KB JPG

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Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)17:05:04 No.873252423 > be me > go on vacation to florida for 5 weeks > come back to my apartment to a terrible rat infestation > hear them scurrying the floors every night > able to get a few of them with mouse traps > hear one walking all big and slow > it's the last one of the rest > leave out a mouse trap > hear it walking during the night and then hear the clank of the mouse trap > wait a minute and go out of my room and take a look > see the cheese GONE and the metal snap of the trap bent > actually start laughing my ass off thinking i've gone crazy > leave another trap out > in the morning the second one is bent even more > what the f--- > leave out a camera because i'm actually dumbfounded by this > see this big f------ rat > he's literally a huge monster > if he was a human he'd be like 400 pounds > promptly name him "big al" > see on camera the trap snap on big al, big al eats the cheese, then just simply pushes it off and walks away like nothing happened > get idea > leave out a piece of cheese laced with rat poison > on the video see big al eat the cheese and walk away > sorry big al, it had to be this way > next night i hear heavy scurrying > check my camera > BIG AL IS STILL F------ ALIVE > get a huge piece of cheese, put bleach in it, rat poison, and lighter fluid (the lighter fluid is important) > big al eats it and walks off > BIG AL WONT. F------. DIE. > 5 minutes after i stop watching the camera i hear a pop then this weird like squealing noise > open my bedroom door and see big al on fire jumping around my living room > freak out and throw my chair at big al > he's flat on the ground while on fire > put him out > think i've finally killed big al >i see him slowly start standing up > smash big al with a frying pan about 9 times > throw him out of my window > i'm sorry big al, may you rest easy convinced he was a bio weapon made to kill
Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)17:05:04 No.873252423 > be me > go on vacation to florida for 5 weeks > come back to my apartment to a terrible rat infestation > hear them scurrying the floors every night > able to get a few of them with mouse traps > hear one walking all big and slow > it's the last one of the rest > leave out a mouse trap > hear it walking during the night and then hear the clank of the mouse trap > wait a minute and go out of my room and take a look > see the cheese GONE and the metal snap of the trap bent > actually start laughing my ass off thinking i've gone crazy > leave another trap out > in the morning the second one is bent even more > what the f--- > leave out a camera because i'm actually dumbfounded by this > see this big f------ rat > he's literally a huge monster > if he was a human he'd be like 400 pounds > promptly name him "big al" > see on camera the trap snap on big al, big al eats the cheese, then just simply pushes it off and walks away like nothing happened > get idea > leave out a piece of cheese laced with rat poison > on the video see big al eat the cheese and walk away > sorry big al, it had to be this way > next night i hear heavy scurrying > check my camera > BIG AL IS STILL F------ ALIVE > get a huge piece of cheese, put bleach in it, rat poison, and lighter fluid (the lighter fluid is important) > big al eats it and walks off > BIG AL WONT. F------. DIE. > 5 minutes after i stop watching the camera i hear a pop then this weird like squealing noise > open my bedroom door and see big al on fire jumping around my living room > freak out and throw my chair at big al > he's flat on the ground while on fire > put him out > think i've finally killed big al >i see him slowly start standing up > smash big al with a frying pan about 9 times > throw him out of my window > i'm sorry big al, may you rest easy convinced he was a bio weapon made to kill

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Anon is excited for war | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: KHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921(OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #
: Anonymous (ID: 5YGD0+cg 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can r--- foreign p---- 251 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: KHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921(OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #

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Anon doesn't like retribution | /r/Greentext

File: 1411345.jpg (30 KB, 480x274) Anonymous (ID: muKuliXo E 02/20/22(Sun)15:35:09 No.362155767 >>362156020 >>362156264 >>362156706 >>362156707 >>362157481 >>362157558 >>362157743 >>362157856 >>362158152 >>362158670 >>362158884 >>362159075 >>362159486 >>362160088 >>362160462 >>362160891 >>362161316 >>362162970 >>362163005 >>362164248 >>362164307 >>362164692 >>362165163 >>362165599 >>362166931 >>362167269 >>362169277 >>362169677 >>362170535 >>362171281 >>362171714 >>362172188 >>362172755 >>362175271 >>362175343 >>362175577 >>362177298 >>362177598 >>362180197 >>362180829 >>362180913 >>362181592 >>362181772 >>362181950 >>362181982 >>362182055 >>362183390 >>362183443 >>362184644 >>362185206 >>362185212 >>362185496 >>362185545 >>362185814 >>362187143 >>362187288 >>362189007 >>362190724 >>362192521 >>362192677 >>362194021 >>362197804 >>362198798 >>362200107 >>362200472 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m 02/20/22(Sun)15:36:54 No.362156020 >>362166561 >>362185107 >>362189907 >>362199139 >>362155767 (OP) >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f-----
File: 1411345.jpg (30 KB, 480x274) Anonymous (ID: muKuliXo E 02/20/22(Sun)15:35:09 No.362155767 >>362156020 >>362156264 >>362156706 >>362156707 >>362157481 >>362157558 >>362157743 >>362157856 >>362158152 >>362158670 >>362158884 >>362159075 >>362159486 >>362160088 >>362160462 >>362160891 >>362161316 >>362162970 >>362163005 >>362164248 >>362164307 >>362164692 >>362165163 >>362165599 >>362166931 >>362167269 >>362169277 >>362169677 >>362170535 >>362171281 >>362171714 >>362172188 >>362172755 >>362175271 >>362175343 >>362175577 >>362177298 >>362177598 >>362180197 >>362180829 >>362180913 >>362181592 >>362181772 >>362181950 >>362181982 >>362182055 >>362183390 >>362183443 >>362184644 >>362185206 >>362185212 >>362185496 >>362185545 >>362185814 >>362187143 >>362187288 >>362189007 >>362190724 >>362192521 >>362192677 >>362194021 >>362197804 >>362198798 >>362200107 >>362200472 Why does everyone assume that a single nuke launched means all out nuclear warfare? If someone nuked a city retaliating with another nuke would be the absolute worst decision you could make. Anonymous (ID: QDpfDg6m 02/20/22(Sun)15:36:54 No.362156020 >>362166561 >>362185107 >>362189907 >>362199139 >>362155767 (OP) >just let them nuke you bro i bet you would let another man nuke your wife in front of you f-----

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Anon tells his story | /r/Greentext

>be me >one day i deci- >FAKE ÅND GAY >FAKE AND GAY >UNREAL AND HOMOSEXUAL >GAKE AND FAY
>be me >one day i deci- >FAKE ÅND GAY >FAKE AND GAY >UNREAL AND HOMOSEXUAL >GAKE AND FAY

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Anon gets kinky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)20:55:24 No.782123133 >get gf into a--- >slight success bit painfull for her >first time ever I make her come from a--- >buy some toys >pic related half the girth of my c--- 140 KB PNG >call me a f-- but I try it on me first >loads of coco butter >rips me apart I dunno if I can still do this to her To people really enjoy receiving a---? 1 Reply View Thread | Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)20:57:40 No.782123206 >>782123133 (OP) # Your gf is more of a man than you
: Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)20:55:24 No.782123133 >get gf into a--- >slight success bit painfull for her >first time ever I make her come from a--- >buy some toys >pic related half the girth of my c--- 140 KB PNG >call me a f-- but I try it on me first >loads of coco butter >rips me apart I dunno if I can still do this to her To people really enjoy receiving a---? 1 Reply View Thread | Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)20:57:40 No.782123206 >>782123133 (OP) # Your gf is more of a man than you

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Anon gets a week off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)12:52:53 No.789005576 >be me >25 y/o wage slave >at work >co worker bought everyone pizza for lunch >freelunch.mp3 >after lunch get an idea 1.11 MB JPG >pizza d--- >l take a slice of pizza , put it up to the crotch of my pants and crab walk at people saying s--- like >"take a bite of this s---" and "ask me about my toppings bitch" >crab walk into a coworkers office and get right up on them and say "take a bite f-----" >he's trying not to laugh and says no >so I say "come on bitch, you know you wanna suck this pizza d---" >then I look up >the owner of the company was standing there >looking at me with a look of disappointment l've not seen since my father was on his death bed. And that's how I got a week off next week. Pic related, it's my pizza d---.
: Anonymous 01/03/19(Thu)12:52:53 No.789005576 >be me >25 y/o wage slave >at work >co worker bought everyone pizza for lunch >freelunch.mp3 >after lunch get an idea 1.11 MB JPG >pizza d--- >l take a slice of pizza , put it up to the crotch of my pants and crab walk at people saying s--- like >"take a bite of this s---" and "ask me about my toppings bitch" >crab walk into a coworkers office and get right up on them and say "take a bite f-----" >he's trying not to laugh and says no >so I say "come on bitch, you know you wanna suck this pizza d---" >then I look up >the owner of the company was standing there >looking at me with a look of disappointment l've not seen since my father was on his death bed. And that's how I got a week off next week. Pic related, it's my pizza d---.

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: Anonymous 12/23/18(Sun)17:10:53 No.788059199 A True Americunt Story >Be me >'m that kid who looks like a school shooter. >lrony since I was popular maybe it was out of fear from 24 KB JPG classmates. >But still, it was February of this year. >The school is going to have a Superhero Day tomorrow. >My friend Sheen (btw he looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron) walks up to me. >He bets me $50 dollars to dress up as one of the Columbine killers. >iwillingtoget50dollarssohellyeah.jpeg >l bought a Red Sox cap from local thrift shop since it was the only thing I needed. >The Next Day >Go to school looking like Dylan Klebold since I had long hair. >pic relates >Went around with a black trench coat, boots, and Red Sox cap for the entire day. >l got my 50 bucks from Sheen. >But you know the worst part of al this was? >On Superhero Day, we held a memorial thing for that Parkland shooting >And everyone was forced to be a part of it. >l mean everyone. >There were even cops in the gym. >We had a photo shoot of the event as one big group. >It was placed in our school paper. >Yet somehow, i did not get in trouble at all. >'m severeiy disappointed with the American Education System.
: Anonymous 12/23/18(Sun)17:10:53 No.788059199 A True Americunt Story >Be me >'m that kid who looks like a school shooter. >lrony since I was popular maybe it was out of fear from 24 KB JPG classmates. >But still, it was February of this year. >The school is going to have a Superhero Day tomorrow. >My friend Sheen (btw he looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron) walks up to me. >He bets me $50 dollars to dress up as one of the Columbine killers. >iwillingtoget50dollarssohellyeah.jpeg >l bought a Red Sox cap from local thrift shop since it was the only thing I needed. >The Next Day >Go to school looking like Dylan Klebold since I had long hair. >pic relates >Went around with a black trench coat, boots, and Red Sox cap for the entire day. >l got my 50 bucks from Sheen. >But you know the worst part of al this was? >On Superhero Day, we held a memorial thing for that Parkland shooting >And everyone was forced to be a part of it. >l mean everyone. >There were even cops in the gym. >We had a photo shoot of the event as one big group. >It was placed in our school paper. >Yet somehow, i did not get in trouble at all. >'m severeiy disappointed with the American Education System.

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RE NIC UM amB2P49_700b.jpg 125 KB JPG >"Read it, boi" >audience erupts in histrionic laughter Why are American events like this
RE NIC UM amB2P49_700b.jpg 125 KB JPG >"Read it, boi" >audience erupts in histrionic laughter Why are American events like this

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A true enchantment indeed | /r/Greentext

File: a31.png (205 KB, 510x405) O Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)16:06:50 No.873234244 ► >873234329 I am way too smart for this s----- world. Way over-qualified. I would rather not be associated with the rest of humanity (in any meaningful way) because I consider myself different enough from everyone else to be called a god/angel/demon/alien etc. Even as a child, I told my babysitter that I was "smarter than God". My superiority is evident; I am clearly much wiser than most people, I am not motivated by the petty s--- most people are motivated by, I have excellent taste in food, music, and women, I have an impeccable sense of humor, and I am not judgmental. People should know who I am, it would only be an enhancement to their lives. >> Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)16:09:24 No.873234325 ► O Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)16:09:25 No.873234329 >>873234244 (OP) Kill yourself as a reward.
File: a31.png (205 KB, 510x405) O Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)16:06:50 No.873234244 ► >873234329 I am way too smart for this s----- world. Way over-qualified. I would rather not be associated with the rest of humanity (in any meaningful way) because I consider myself different enough from everyone else to be called a god/angel/demon/alien etc. Even as a child, I told my babysitter that I was "smarter than God". My superiority is evident; I am clearly much wiser than most people, I am not motivated by the petty s--- most people are motivated by, I have excellent taste in food, music, and women, I have an impeccable sense of humor, and I am not judgmental. People should know who I am, it would only be an enhancement to their lives. >> Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)16:09:24 No.873234325 ► O Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)16:09:25 No.873234329 >>873234244 (OP) Kill yourself as a reward.

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| Anonymous innawoods autism thread 12/12/18(Wed) 13:41:41 No.1413695 >be me >cub scouts camping trip >its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n s--- for a bonfire >go about 20 feet away from camp >see the perfect stick 131 KB JPG >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults s------- pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can >hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree ! could find >head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me >other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on
| Anonymous innawoods autism thread 12/12/18(Wed) 13:41:41 No.1413695 >be me >cub scouts camping trip >its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n s--- for a bonfire >go about 20 feet away from camp >see the perfect stick 131 KB JPG >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults s------- pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can >hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree ! could find >head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me >other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on

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Anon predicts future twitter drama | /r/Greentext

File: coalblack.png (272 KB, 523x523) O Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)00:14:14 No.128988766 ► >Cuphead show comes out (already happened) >People call the Cuphead show and game racist because it's inspired by old cartoon (already happened) >People bring up the racist WB cartoon Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarves >Art twt likes the character of Coal Black despite the fact she's a racist caricature >They start drawing Coal Black in a modern less-racist style with one particular redraw being the most popular and deemed canon >Huge controversy over people "glorifying" a racist cartoon >People start shipping Coal Black with Disney's Snow White >More controversy >People draw Coal Black being submissive to a dom Snow White >More controversy >Etc etc etc
File: coalblack.png (272 KB, 523x523) O Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)00:14:14 No.128988766 ► >Cuphead show comes out (already happened) >People call the Cuphead show and game racist because it's inspired by old cartoon (already happened) >People bring up the racist WB cartoon Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarves >Art twt likes the character of Coal Black despite the fact she's a racist caricature >They start drawing Coal Black in a modern less-racist style with one particular redraw being the most popular and deemed canon >Huge controversy over people "glorifying" a racist cartoon >People start shipping Coal Black with Disney's Snow White >More controversy >People draw Coal Black being submissive to a dom Snow White >More controversy >Etc etc etc

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Nad i thought my name was bad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804835787 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- 15.7 kB JPG REPLY
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US 4h (2/22 2:59) · 14552545 335 Re 64 Img JPG 421KB (1934 × 1080) 50 Replies naked NEWS is naked news a reliable source of unbiased political journalism? CA 4h (2/22 3:00) · 14552546 37 Replies Yes. they have nothing to hide
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