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: Anonymous 12/23/18(Sun)17:10:53 No.788059199 A True Americunt Story >Be me >'m that kid who looks like a school shooter. >lrony since I was popular maybe it was out of fear from 24 KB JPG classmates. >But still, it was February of this year. >The school is going to have a Superhero Day tomorrow. >My friend Sheen (btw he looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron) walks up to me. >He bets me $50 dollars to dress up as one of the Columbine killers. >iwillingtoget50dollarssohellyeah.jpeg >l bought a Red Sox cap from local thrift shop since it was the only thing I needed. >The Next Day >Go to school looking like Dylan Klebold since I had long hair. >pic relates >Went around with a black trench coat, boots, and Red Sox cap for the entire day. >l got my 50 bucks from Sheen. >But you know the worst part of al this was? >On Superhero Day, we held a memorial thing for that Parkland shooting >And everyone was forced to be a part of it. >l mean everyone. >There were even cops in the gym. >We had a photo shoot of the event as one big group. >It was placed in our school paper. >Yet somehow, i did not get in trouble at all. >'m severeiy disappointed with the American Education System.

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