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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.72196510 >have one shot at life >born at Brazil F---.
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.72196510 >have one shot at life >born at Brazil F---.

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anon prefers lumine from genshin impact over zelda from the legend of zelda series | /r/Greentext

ile: 5599678.jpg (319 KB, 1835x1476) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:00 No.627386824 ► >>627386873 >>627387279 >>627387841 >>627388596 >>627386873 >east vs west ???? they're both east you dumb retard Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:38 No.627386873 ► >>627387192 >>627388850 >>627386824_(OP). >garbage thread >simping for digital women >east vs west insect hands made this thread >> Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:44:27 No.627387045 File: 0017.jpg (16 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:46:06 No.627387192 L >ORANGE MAN BAD
ile: 5599678.jpg (319 KB, 1835x1476) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:00 No.627386824 ► >>627386873 >>627387279 >>627387841 >>627388596 >>627386873 >east vs west ???? they're both east you dumb retard Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:38 No.627386873 ► >>627387192 >>627388850 >>627386824_(OP). >garbage thread >simping for digital women >east vs west insect hands made this thread >> Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:44:27 No.627387045 File: 0017.jpg (16 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:46:06 No.627387192 L >ORANGE MAN BAD

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Anon sees a therapist | /r/Greentext

File: 65AE96B2-DDA4-4596-B5EF-5(...).jpg (159 KB, 750x723) 499 490 Oscar Mayer Hallowieners BLACK LICORICE FLAVORED HOT DOGS MADE WITH CHICKEN PORK BEEF AND BLACKLICURICE HEL 110 WAVE 470 HAPA SUPOR ESPRESS S CERRADA SOG Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)15:15:27 No.28327307 >>28327356 >>28327434 >>28327799 >Go to therapist because I have anger issues and crippling social anxiety >Keeps trying to suggest I'm transgender, wrote me a prescription for some sort of female hormone despite me repeatedly saying I was straight >Tell him about my problems and he makes me explain everything in excruciating detail (like, makes me describe how the sex was with my ex- girlfriend and stuff when it wasn't really relevant) >Laughed for like a minute straight when I told him about getting bullied in college and people throwing a turd in my bed >When I tell him about my anxiety and irrational fears he says, "Well I don't know, maybe that will happen" >Made me take the SAT math portion and said it proved I had autism because I did well I already paid this guy 400 bucks for five sessions. What do I do?
File: 65AE96B2-DDA4-4596-B5EF-5(...).jpg (159 KB, 750x723) 499 490 Oscar Mayer Hallowieners BLACK LICORICE FLAVORED HOT DOGS MADE WITH CHICKEN PORK BEEF AND BLACKLICURICE HEL 110 WAVE 470 HAPA SUPOR ESPRESS S CERRADA SOG Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)15:15:27 No.28327307 >>28327356 >>28327434 >>28327799 >Go to therapist because I have anger issues and crippling social anxiety >Keeps trying to suggest I'm transgender, wrote me a prescription for some sort of female hormone despite me repeatedly saying I was straight >Tell him about my problems and he makes me explain everything in excruciating detail (like, makes me describe how the sex was with my ex- girlfriend and stuff when it wasn't really relevant) >Laughed for like a minute straight when I told him about getting bullied in college and people throwing a turd in my bed >When I tell him about my anxiety and irrational fears he says, "Well I don't know, maybe that will happen" >Made me take the SAT math portion and said it proved I had autism because I did well I already paid this guy 400 bucks for five sessions. What do I do?

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anon sells a DJ board | /r/Greentext

maxresdefault.jpg (41 KB, 337x599) ☐ sold my s--- had s--- 02/11/23 (Sat) 22:02:33 No.894208742 kijiji/similar experiences? >me >have gift from parents from teenage years >dj board because I was into djing as a kid >no longer want it >go on kijiji and facebook marketplace >post >5s later get email "you have one new reply" >have to install facebook messenger b------- >scam >repeat x4 >wait a few hours, get another email >look at profile pic, some generic white guy >tell him where to meet and he offers 220 >next day, show up >wait for 30m because he's late >pickup truck rolls up >huge black dude (pic related) gets out >skeptical >"you anon?" >asks me if he can test it then >"do you mind if I get the money before I hand this over?" >pulls out a wad of cash (all 20s) out of his back pocket and gives it to me, not even counting it >he's happy and has a big smile >we wait a while for his old laptop to start (dell p------------) >finally starts, software has some free trial s--- >he restarts his computer again, works this time >board is fine >happily packs it up and puts it in the truck >"thanks man, this is awesome" >not injured >not dead >220 richer >first experience selling my s--- was pretty good
maxresdefault.jpg (41 KB, 337x599) ☐ sold my s--- had s--- 02/11/23 (Sat) 22:02:33 No.894208742 kijiji/similar experiences? >me >have gift from parents from teenage years >dj board because I was into djing as a kid >no longer want it >go on kijiji and facebook marketplace >post >5s later get email "you have one new reply" >have to install facebook messenger b------- >scam >repeat x4 >wait a few hours, get another email >look at profile pic, some generic white guy >tell him where to meet and he offers 220 >next day, show up >wait for 30m because he's late >pickup truck rolls up >huge black dude (pic related) gets out >skeptical >"you anon?" >asks me if he can test it then >"do you mind if I get the money before I hand this over?" >pulls out a wad of cash (all 20s) out of his back pocket and gives it to me, not even counting it >he's happy and has a big smile >we wait a while for his old laptop to start (dell p------------) >finally starts, software has some free trial s--- >he restarts his computer again, works this time >board is fine >happily packs it up and puts it in the truck >"thanks man, this is awesome" >not injured >not dead >220 richer >first experience selling my s--- was pretty good

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Anon attains enlightenment | /r/Greentext

me.png (1.25 MB, 736x1349) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)20:18:44 No.72188790 ✓ >practice meditation >learn to empty my mind at will >whenever i'm feeling sad, i can just decide to stop thinking to make the sad feels go away >it always works Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous
me.png (1.25 MB, 736x1349) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)20:18:44 No.72188790 ✓ >practice meditation >learn to empty my mind at will >whenever i'm feeling sad, i can just decide to stop thinking to make the sad feels go away >it always works Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous

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It's happening | /r/Greentext

VIRGIN HD LE.Ill 1 : Anonymous (ID: IBOWVpdg )Z An 'impossible' spinning object 4,000 light years away (AFP) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:10:24 No.415821273 Scientists believe aliens made contact after 'impossible' object sends bleeps to earth By Ryan Merrifield 23:18, 11 Feb 2023 Astrophysicist Dr Natasha Hurley-Walker and her team spotted the mysterious object sending repeat radio signals every 18 minutes and believed they may have found proof of extra-terrestrial life 06E287E5-6CEB-4411-9AC9-339A15E795A4.jpg 316 KB JPG 19:34 >we may finally be in contact with advanced aliens that can answer many of life's mysteries >but everyone just wants to f--- them : Anonymous (ID:tCqlrtZr) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:11:31 No.415821391 >>415821273 (OP) # >>but everyone just wants to f--- them space catgirls confirmed
VIRGIN HD LE.Ill 1 : Anonymous (ID: IBOWVpdg )Z An 'impossible' spinning object 4,000 light years away (AFP) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:10:24 No.415821273 Scientists believe aliens made contact after 'impossible' object sends bleeps to earth By Ryan Merrifield 23:18, 11 Feb 2023 Astrophysicist Dr Natasha Hurley-Walker and her team spotted the mysterious object sending repeat radio signals every 18 minutes and believed they may have found proof of extra-terrestrial life 06E287E5-6CEB-4411-9AC9-339A15E795A4.jpg 316 KB JPG 19:34 >we may finally be in contact with advanced aliens that can answer many of life's mysteries >but everyone just wants to f--- them : Anonymous (ID:tCqlrtZr) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:11:31 No.415821391 >>415821273 (OP) # >>but everyone just wants to f--- them space catgirls confirmed

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Anon is fragile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:41:45 No.72195062 my arms, legs feel like twigs and my bones are so fragile. I can't even open a bottle of soda without getting cuts and bruises on my hand. now whenever I go out for nightwalks I always find myself actively avoid being around taller and stronger men now and scared of being followed or watched. I now understand why women do the same it's a f------ nightmare scenario I don't even laugh at female harassment memes anymore this s--- is f----- up I can literally be r---- by any moment and can't do anything about it it's terrifying to even think about 29 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:41:45 No.72195062 my arms, legs feel like twigs and my bones are so fragile. I can't even open a bottle of soda without getting cuts and bruises on my hand. now whenever I go out for nightwalks I always find myself actively avoid being around taller and stronger men now and scared of being followed or watched. I now understand why women do the same it's a f------ nightmare scenario I don't even laugh at female harassment memes anymore this s--- is f----- up I can literally be r---- by any moment and can't do anything about it it's terrifying to even think about 29 KB JPG

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the ghost of Dan surpasses /pol/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Jt09UpX8) I we are not alone = WO 02/10/23(Fri)22:12:06 No.415631862 USA Gun Poem Write a poem in the style of Dr. Seuss about what would happen if the government of the United States sent its military to fight civilians Shooty shooty pew pew pew! Let's all learn what guns can do! Liberals in the USA Love to nod their heads and say, "You bought your guns from a store! You can't fight a civil war! Fight the army, you will lose! They have jets and tanks to use!" That's not where the story ends! They have homes, and kids, and friends! Tyrants threaten you with bombs? Just remember: they have moms! You can't live inside your jet! Can we find you? Yes, you bet! You'd send soldiers and marines Up against AR-15s? They're outnumbered ten to one. That is why I need a gun. Don't forget, because it's true: Government is scared of you. 2Phg1cb.jpg 307 KB JPG >lobotomized ai still writes more based propaganda than any of us
: Anonymous (ID: Jt09UpX8) I we are not alone = WO 02/10/23(Fri)22:12:06 No.415631862 USA Gun Poem Write a poem in the style of Dr. Seuss about what would happen if the government of the United States sent its military to fight civilians Shooty shooty pew pew pew! Let's all learn what guns can do! Liberals in the USA Love to nod their heads and say, "You bought your guns from a store! You can't fight a civil war! Fight the army, you will lose! They have jets and tanks to use!" That's not where the story ends! They have homes, and kids, and friends! Tyrants threaten you with bombs? Just remember: they have moms! You can't live inside your jet! Can we find you? Yes, you bet! You'd send soldiers and marines Up against AR-15s? They're outnumbered ten to one. That is why I need a gun. Don't forget, because it's true: Government is scared of you. 2Phg1cb.jpg 307 KB JPG >lobotomized ai still writes more based propaganda than any of us

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Anon has the answers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:03:49 No.72194789 >>72194699 >>72194701 >>72194705 >>72194713 >>72194723 >>72194735 37 KB JPG >be random guy who has accomplished nothing >nobody knows about you and you will die alone >just one guy out of 350 million americans >literally just buy guns at the store >literally just kill your enemies >make history >all news channels talking about you >journalists decode every single message on your gun and explain it >inspire others to do the same thing Hmm, I wonder why America has so many mass shooters? Must be the guns.
Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:03:49 No.72194789 >>72194699 >>72194701 >>72194705 >>72194713 >>72194723 >>72194735 37 KB JPG >be random guy who has accomplished nothing >nobody knows about you and you will die alone >just one guy out of 350 million americans >literally just buy guns at the store >literally just kill your enemies >make history >all news channels talking about you >journalists decode every single message on your gun and explain it >inspire others to do the same thing Hmm, I wonder why America has so many mass shooters? Must be the guns.

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Anon has a theory on why he hasn’t got any matches on tinder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dating apps RIGGED 02/12/23(Sun)13:17:28 No.72195713 1.83 MB GIF There are many simultaneous dynamics that are mass-creating incel men. One is dating apps. An average-looking woman gets a hundred matches per day. Her looksmatch male gets zero. Personally I've gotten one match in the last 10 months. People ignore my theories because it's easier to blurt something like "you're not attractive" or "your profile text is s---". Today my theory was proven on tv. I was right and everyone else was wrong, as usual. They literally confirmed this on Finnish television: women get matches, men dont. People have stopped dating in the real world and live inside smartphones where companies can control human mating directly. If you find a girl on there and stop using the app, the company loses money. It's in their interest to keep you using it for as many years as possible. This is why they shadowban male users by default. If you buy a gold account, you get something close to regular visibility, and even then you're looking for a needle in a haystack. Every male in the world should uninstall all their dating apps right now. But you won't. You're desperate and willing to try everything, and that's exactly what keeps this conspiracy going. We've already accepted a world where a rigged algorithm hinders our mating. Uninstall Hinder today.
Anonymous Dating apps RIGGED 02/12/23(Sun)13:17:28 No.72195713 1.83 MB GIF There are many simultaneous dynamics that are mass-creating incel men. One is dating apps. An average-looking woman gets a hundred matches per day. Her looksmatch male gets zero. Personally I've gotten one match in the last 10 months. People ignore my theories because it's easier to blurt something like "you're not attractive" or "your profile text is s---". Today my theory was proven on tv. I was right and everyone else was wrong, as usual. They literally confirmed this on Finnish television: women get matches, men dont. People have stopped dating in the real world and live inside smartphones where companies can control human mating directly. If you find a girl on there and stop using the app, the company loses money. It's in their interest to keep you using it for as many years as possible. This is why they shadowban male users by default. If you buy a gold account, you get something close to regular visibility, and even then you're looking for a needle in a haystack. Every male in the world should uninstall all their dating apps right now. But you won't. You're desperate and willing to try everything, and that's exactly what keeps this conspiracy going. We've already accepted a world where a rigged algorithm hinders our mating. Uninstall Hinder today.

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Anon is mean | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread

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Anon describes his ideal type. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 384 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)19:27:01 No.72195416 >Wide frame >Tall >Strong jaw >White >Blond >Athletic Ideal type of woman 02/12/23(Sun)19:34:27 No.72195464 : Anonymous >>72195416 (OP) # You just described a man anon
: Anonymous 384 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)19:27:01 No.72195416 >Wide frame >Tall >Strong jaw >White >Blond >Athletic Ideal type of woman 02/12/23(Sun)19:34:27 No.72195464 : Anonymous >>72195416 (OP) # You just described a man anon

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Pls don't be like this Alien Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)10:59:34 No.894237753 >be me >Alien >Recieve seti signals from earth >Find the golden record sent in space by the humans >Wow! It has a map that leads to the Earth's location! 364 KB JPG >We should pay them a visit >Send two drones to earth >W-- they blown them up >Mfw Ok then. no cure for cancer and cat girls for you retards : Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:02:15 No.894237831 no come back with the cure for cat girls plz
: Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)10:59:34 No.894237753 >be me >Alien >Recieve seti signals from earth >Find the golden record sent in space by the humans >Wow! It has a map that leads to the Earth's location! 364 KB JPG >We should pay them a visit >Send two drones to earth >W-- they blown them up >Mfw Ok then. no cure for cancer and cat girls for you retards : Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:02:15 No.894237831 no come back with the cure for cat girls plz

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Anon is a magician | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TEAM FORTRESS 2 HATS! TF1 HATS FOR SALE! FURRY SMUT! GREAT PRICES! ALTCOINS! GET YOUR ALTCOINS HERE! NFT'S 02/11/23(Sat)15:23:54 No.72182710 861 KB PNG It's that time again. Post the cringey memories that keep you up at night. >be me, in primary school >get really into magic tricks >school talent show comes around >looking back it was all utter s---- but we were little kids so we thought we were great >my turn >up in front of the entire school >oh s--- this is actually a lot of people >drop cards the first time I shuffle them >"o-okay, now can I have a volunteer please?" >kids put their hands up >I planned to ask my one friend to be the volunteer because I was used to doing the trick with him >he's way at the back sitting in the middle of everyone >"um, how about you wojak?" >teacher prompts me just to pick someone from the front, to make it easier >"no I really think wojak should come up" >spend a few minutes waiting for him to squeeze past everyone >just standing there in the mean time >do the trick, nobody in the audience can see what's going on >"is this your card?" >yeah (thank f--- I actually did it right) >people in the audience ask to see, the card is too small >want off the stage so I just say "it is the right one, you'll have to trust me" >basically run off stage F--- me this hurts to remember. pic unrelated
: Anonymous TEAM FORTRESS 2 HATS! TF1 HATS FOR SALE! FURRY SMUT! GREAT PRICES! ALTCOINS! GET YOUR ALTCOINS HERE! NFT'S 02/11/23(Sat)15:23:54 No.72182710 861 KB PNG It's that time again. Post the cringey memories that keep you up at night. >be me, in primary school >get really into magic tricks >school talent show comes around >looking back it was all utter s---- but we were little kids so we thought we were great >my turn >up in front of the entire school >oh s--- this is actually a lot of people >drop cards the first time I shuffle them >"o-okay, now can I have a volunteer please?" >kids put their hands up >I planned to ask my one friend to be the volunteer because I was used to doing the trick with him >he's way at the back sitting in the middle of everyone >"um, how about you wojak?" >teacher prompts me just to pick someone from the front, to make it easier >"no I really think wojak should come up" >spend a few minutes waiting for him to squeeze past everyone >just standing there in the mean time >do the trick, nobody in the audience can see what's going on >"is this your card?" >yeah (thank f--- I actually did it right) >people in the audience ask to see, the card is too small >want off the stage so I just say "it is the right one, you'll have to trust me" >basically run off stage F--- me this hurts to remember. pic unrelated

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Anon goes to work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 minutes ago 67930075 1 REPLY >be 30yo me wearing suite >on my way to work at bus stop waiting for bus >see bus coming >think "Hallo Mr. busy and take me work please" >People start looking at me >realize i didnt think it but spoke it out loud But Mr. busy took me to work so it was all good :)
Anonymous 11 minutes ago 67930075 1 REPLY >be 30yo me wearing suite >on my way to work at bus stop waiting for bus >see bus coming >think "Hallo Mr. busy and take me work please" >People start looking at me >realize i didnt think it but spoke it out loud But Mr. busy took me to work so it was all good :)

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Mr girl character | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMtO 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one try character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >t es went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #
: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMtO 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one try character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >t es went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #

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Anon is becoming a man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MIMARO 241 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat) 19:54:47 No.72189889 >sister has her hot friend over >asks where the bathroom is and I direct her >in their 15+ minutes >comes out and goes back to sister >Try to be subtle and go into the bathroom after she's out of sight >air is warm and wet, has a scent of pumpkin bread or something, she must have sprayed freshener, but there is a musty smell beneath >she left poop smears on the toilet bowl >get hard as f--- and start beating it >try to shoot my c-- at her streaks Is it too late for me? Years of inceldom and more and more outlandish p--- have taken a toll.
: Anonymous MIMARO 241 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat) 19:54:47 No.72189889 >sister has her hot friend over >asks where the bathroom is and I direct her >in their 15+ minutes >comes out and goes back to sister >Try to be subtle and go into the bathroom after she's out of sight >air is warm and wet, has a scent of pumpkin bread or something, she must have sprayed freshener, but there is a musty smell beneath >she left poop smears on the toilet bowl >get hard as f--- and start beating it >try to shoot my c-- at her streaks Is it too late for me? Years of inceldom and more and more outlandish p--- have taken a toll.

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Anon is perplexed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)12:53:38 No.893634606 1604167495335s.jpg 10 KB JPG SKRITCH SACRYTE SKR Sk >be 15 >friends dad is teacher >be with friend rifling around in his attic >find box full of photos >one of the photos is his dad (pe teacher), the history teacher, and the janitor all standing side by side and arm in arm >all smiling >notice janitor is completely naked >brain slowly trying to comprehend what i'm looking at >his d--- is covered in paint (you can see an open bucket of paint in the bottom of the picture) >stop looking at pictures >go down stiars >never bring it up again >the worst part is i'll never know why
: Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)12:53:38 No.893634606 1604167495335s.jpg 10 KB JPG SKRITCH SACRYTE SKR Sk >be 15 >friends dad is teacher >be with friend rifling around in his attic >find box full of photos >one of the photos is his dad (pe teacher), the history teacher, and the janitor all standing side by side and arm in arm >all smiling >notice janitor is completely naked >brain slowly trying to comprehend what i'm looking at >his d--- is covered in paint (you can see an open bucket of paint in the bottom of the picture) >stop looking at pictures >go down stiars >never bring it up again >the worst part is i'll never know why

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Got to help mom out | /r/Greentext

IG:@TRAD_WEST_ 1652456198828.png 587 KB PNG >"Anon, I need your help" >"sure, mom" >*quits ranked match*
IG:@TRAD_WEST_ 1652456198828.png 587 KB PNG >"Anon, I need your help" >"sure, mom" >*quits ranked match*

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anon just can't stop talking about dicks | /r/Greentext

01/15/23(Sun)00:01:45 No.71821271 : Anonymous When im hanging out with my friends and see a good 12 lbs of scrap copper unattended in a construction site 1647227773645.png 447 KB PNG >cant stop sucking random guys d---- from grindr and reddit why do d---- have to be so delicious and suckable
01/15/23(Sun)00:01:45 No.71821271 : Anonymous When im hanging out with my friends and see a good 12 lbs of scrap copper unattended in a construction site 1647227773645.png 447 KB PNG >cant stop sucking random guys d---- from grindr and reddit why do d---- have to be so delicious and suckable

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