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: Anonymous (ID: Jt09UpX8) I we are not alone = WO 02/10/23(Fri)22:12:06 No.415631862 USA Gun Poem Write a poem in the style of Dr. Seuss about what would happen if the government of the United States sent its military to fight civilians Shooty shooty pew pew pew! Let's all learn what guns can do! Liberals in the USA Love to nod their heads and say, "You bought your guns from a store! You can't fight a civil war! Fight the army, you will lose! They have jets and tanks to use!" That's not where the story ends! They have homes, and kids, and friends! Tyrants threaten you with bombs? Just remember: they have moms! You can't live inside your jet! Can we find you? Yes, you bet! You'd send soldiers and marines Up against AR-15s? They're outnumbered ten to one. That is why I need a gun. Don't forget, because it's true: Government is scared of you. 2Phg1cb.jpg 307 KB JPG >lobotomized ai still writes more based propaganda than any of us

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