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: Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)05:43:15 No.48999462 >be me >pathetically small man >like, 5feet and under 100lbs >at mummy's house >she got a shelf from IKEA >l bulid it for her >"thanks anon, it's great to have 1.19 MB GIF such a big strong man in the house" >feel big and strong and manly >feelsgood I love my mummy
: Anonymous 10/30/18(Tue)05:43:15 No.48999462 >be me >pathetically small man >like, 5feet and under 100lbs >at mummy's house >she got a shelf from IKEA >l bulid it for her >"thanks anon, it's great to have 1.19 MB GIF such a big strong man in the house" >feel big and strong and manly >feelsgood I love my mummy

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Anon hatches a plan | /r/Greentext

got evicted and moving out Wednesday. And I have to say. Destroying my landlords property feels amazing. Grease down drains, I'm letting a gnat infection grow that I've been cultivating with rotten trash I'm going to leave behind. Water damage to carpets, holes punched in walls with orange juice poured inside to further insect infestation. When I leave l'm going to leave my patio door and windows open for ever more insects to 30 KB JPG move in and ruin the place. All things they can't prove are intentional. l've lived here 3 years and seen their restoration process. Whenever someone moves out it's at least a MONTH before they hire a contractor to redo the carpets paint etc to prep an apartment for a new tenant. So that's a month+ before they discover the infestation and by then the carpets will be nice and moldy too. Enjoy the repair f------ Also inb4 all the goldberg apologists NOOOO U CANT DO THAT THATS GOLDBERG PROPERTY HES GONNA SUE ENJOY JAIL etc etc Kill yourselves lol. Falling for penal system propaganda. I won't spend a day in jail for some petty s--- like this. Enjoy the repairs!
got evicted and moving out Wednesday. And I have to say. Destroying my landlords property feels amazing. Grease down drains, I'm letting a gnat infection grow that I've been cultivating with rotten trash I'm going to leave behind. Water damage to carpets, holes punched in walls with orange juice poured inside to further insect infestation. When I leave l'm going to leave my patio door and windows open for ever more insects to 30 KB JPG move in and ruin the place. All things they can't prove are intentional. l've lived here 3 years and seen their restoration process. Whenever someone moves out it's at least a MONTH before they hire a contractor to redo the carpets paint etc to prep an apartment for a new tenant. So that's a month+ before they discover the infestation and by then the carpets will be nice and moldy too. Enjoy the repair f------ Also inb4 all the goldberg apologists NOOOO U CANT DO THAT THATS GOLDBERG PROPERTY HES GONNA SUE ENJOY JAIL etc etc Kill yourselves lol. Falling for penal system propaganda. I won't spend a day in jail for some petty s--- like this. Enjoy the repairs!

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)08:26:52 No.784006089 > be me > 18 > totally convinced i've been straight my entire life > thought being gay was a stupid fad 199 KB PNG > start work at new job > everyone warns me to watch out for faggy kid >ohshit.jpg > he walks over towards me > literally first thing he asks if im gay >i get incredibly defensive and red faced defending myself for a minute straight on why im not gay, with gay hand gestures and everything > "anon, you are gay. if not, at the very least, bisexual" > he said "just kidding!" and winked at me > this guy is a solid f------ 10/10 twink who gave me a rock hard boner and i find him attractive > im gay >f---
: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)08:26:52 No.784006089 > be me > 18 > totally convinced i've been straight my entire life > thought being gay was a stupid fad 199 KB PNG > start work at new job > everyone warns me to watch out for faggy kid >ohshit.jpg > he walks over towards me > literally first thing he asks if im gay >i get incredibly defensive and red faced defending myself for a minute straight on why im not gay, with gay hand gestures and everything > "anon, you are gay. if not, at the very least, bisexual" > he said "just kidding!" and winked at me > this guy is a solid f------ 10/10 twink who gave me a rock hard boner and i find him attractive > im gay >f---

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Anon is afraid of fake rabbits. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional 13 KB GIF >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what l've seen, it's working.
: Anonymous 01/15/22(Sat)15:19:16 No.870735033 >Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s >They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them >Eventually they got desperate, and switched to the unconventional 13 KB GIF >They made fake rabbits that were more attractive than the real rabbits >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn't breed and the population was thus reduced >Tfw they're doing it with people now >Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist The scary part is from what l've seen, it's working.

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Anon is gay and this is probably real | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Best friend and his girlfriend drunkenly invite me to have threesome >F--- it why not >She's cute 6/10 >I would be lying if I said I never fapped while thinking about her >She starts things off by giving me bj >Good skills I >Start f------ her >Best friend just watches and faps >She tells him how to fap >Gets really vocal with him >Degrades him >She definitely the Dom in their relationship >I start f------ her doggy >She calls him over and gives him bj >C--- all over her face >She makes him lick it off >Eww but I ain't gonna kink shame >She gets on top and reverse cowgirl >Commands him to eat her out as I f--- >Can feel his tongue on my c--- >Kinda gay but I'm close to c------ >Warn them I'm gonna blow >She keeps grinding and tells me to c-- in her >Fill her up >Best friend then jumps in to suck my c-- out of her Wtfemoji.jpeg >He swallowed my c-- >She sucks him off again >Covers her t--- in c-- and again eats it off >W-- dude three loads! >She gives me another b------ >l'm to tired so sit back and relax >Best friend comes over and joins her >They both suck my c--- >Wtfdude! >To drained to protest >Not gonna lie it felt good having two mouths on my c--- >Close me eyes and enjoy it >Best friend takes over >She again degrades him >F------ hot hearing her in charge >C-- buckets in his mouth Nohomo.pdf >He eats his forth load of the night MFW my best friend is a f-- and sucks better d--- than his girlfriend
>Be me >Best friend and his girlfriend drunkenly invite me to have threesome >F--- it why not >She's cute 6/10 >I would be lying if I said I never fapped while thinking about her >She starts things off by giving me bj >Good skills I >Start f------ her >Best friend just watches and faps >She tells him how to fap >Gets really vocal with him >Degrades him >She definitely the Dom in their relationship >I start f------ her doggy >She calls him over and gives him bj >C--- all over her face >She makes him lick it off >Eww but I ain't gonna kink shame >She gets on top and reverse cowgirl >Commands him to eat her out as I f--- >Can feel his tongue on my c--- >Kinda gay but I'm close to c------ >Warn them I'm gonna blow >She keeps grinding and tells me to c-- in her >Fill her up >Best friend then jumps in to suck my c-- out of her Wtfemoji.jpeg >He swallowed my c-- >She sucks him off again >Covers her t--- in c-- and again eats it off >W-- dude three loads! >She gives me another b------ >l'm to tired so sit back and relax >Best friend comes over and joins her >They both suck my c--- >Wtfdude! >To drained to protest >Not gonna lie it felt good having two mouths on my c--- >Close me eyes and enjoy it >Best friend takes over >She again degrades him >F------ hot hearing her in charge >C-- buckets in his mouth Nohomo.pdf >He eats his forth load of the night MFW my best friend is a f-- and sucks better d--- than his girlfriend

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Anon might have a point… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Hry6/t80 01/23/22(Sun)04:47:30 No.45788859 >>45788488 # >>45788606 # >>45788752 # You are what 'they' refer to as the 'useful idiots'. Cryptocurrency is the biggest psyop in human history. They knew that people would eventually fear inflation and abandon fiat money, so they created an 'alternative' that would help absorb the capital flight, but do nothing to harm the system. That something is crypto. Remember their moto - you'll own NOTHING and you will be happy. Every immaterial fiat dollar you exchange for immaterial crypto is wasted ammunition you could have used to fight the banking cartel. They dont want you to own Gold, Silver, Oil, Farmland etc... they want you to own nothing (crypto, NFT's) and live in the metaverse. You are literally further engulfing yourself in the matrix. Unplug yourself and become a commodities chad. >>45789164 # >>45789295 # >>45789476 # >>45789917 # >>45790045 # >>45790336 # >>45790975 # >>45791155 # >>45791661 #
: Anonymous (ID: Hry6/t80 01/23/22(Sun)04:47:30 No.45788859 >>45788488 # >>45788606 # >>45788752 # You are what 'they' refer to as the 'useful idiots'. Cryptocurrency is the biggest psyop in human history. They knew that people would eventually fear inflation and abandon fiat money, so they created an 'alternative' that would help absorb the capital flight, but do nothing to harm the system. That something is crypto. Remember their moto - you'll own NOTHING and you will be happy. Every immaterial fiat dollar you exchange for immaterial crypto is wasted ammunition you could have used to fight the banking cartel. They dont want you to own Gold, Silver, Oil, Farmland etc... they want you to own nothing (crypto, NFT's) and live in the metaverse. You are literally further engulfing yourself in the matrix. Unplug yourself and become a commodities chad. >>45789164 # >>45789295 # >>45789476 # >>45789917 # >>45790045 # >>45790336 # >>45790975 # >>45791155 # >>45791661 #

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Matron Saint | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)19:50:05 No.67429523 >be grandma >born before WWI Nova moda: 'After sex selfie' Selfie pos-sexD >lost her parents in a boating accident, at age 7 >went to live with her a------ uncle and his wife 33 KB JPG >grandma's uncle caught grandma and her "boyfriend" holding hands in the town's square >uncle decided to kick her out of his house because of it, when she was 17 >fast forward a few years >grandma gets married >has four kids >her husband (my grandpa) dies in a car accident, when the youngest kid isn't even 2 years old yet >she ends up raising the children alone, struggling financially >fast forward a couple of decades >diagnosed with cancer >after two years of treatment, she gets better >despite everything that she's gone through, she's the sweetest person that l've ever met What's your excuse to be a jaded, intolerant, cynical, a------, anon?
: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)19:50:05 No.67429523 >be grandma >born before WWI Nova moda: 'After sex selfie' Selfie pos-sexD >lost her parents in a boating accident, at age 7 >went to live with her a------ uncle and his wife 33 KB JPG >grandma's uncle caught grandma and her "boyfriend" holding hands in the town's square >uncle decided to kick her out of his house because of it, when she was 17 >fast forward a few years >grandma gets married >has four kids >her husband (my grandpa) dies in a car accident, when the youngest kid isn't even 2 years old yet >she ends up raising the children alone, struggling financially >fast forward a couple of decades >diagnosed with cancer >after two years of treatment, she gets better >despite everything that she's gone through, she's the sweetest person that l've ever met What's your excuse to be a jaded, intolerant, cynical, a------, anon?

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Anon is saved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker 170 KB JPG for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker 170 KB JPG for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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Anon has elons number. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)07:32:57 No.872670361 >tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips >couldn't make Roadster (a car) >couldn't make Cybertruck (an ugly car) >couldn't make Loop (a tunnel, literally) >currently trashing Earth orbit with 156 KB JPG Starlink >thinks wasting nuclear power by nuking Mars is a good idea You guys sure this is real life Tony Stark? 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)07:50:57 No.872671060 elon musk when you ask about child labor and the cobalt mines instead of shitcoin status or his favorite meme If you don't shut your f------ mouth, I will kill you. 1641579968291.jpg 187 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)07:32:57 No.872670361 >tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips >couldn't make Roadster (a car) >couldn't make Cybertruck (an ugly car) >couldn't make Loop (a tunnel, literally) >currently trashing Earth orbit with 156 KB JPG Starlink >thinks wasting nuclear power by nuking Mars is a good idea You guys sure this is real life Tony Stark? 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)07:50:57 No.872671060 elon musk when you ask about child labor and the cobalt mines instead of shitcoin status or his favorite meme If you don't shut your f------ mouth, I will kill you. 1641579968291.jpg 187 KB JPG

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Negative feedback loop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)00:58:23 No.872692168 >call an uber >female as driver >drives insanely good, reaching the location asap >gives me a happy goodbye >i give 1 star because its a woman 119 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)00:58:23 No.872692168 >call an uber >female as driver >drives insanely good, reaching the location asap >gives me a happy goodbye >i give 1 star because its a woman 119 KB JPG

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Anon is a stoic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me I dropped my gay card >I look down for it and realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459 #31
: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me I dropped my gay card >I look down for it and realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459 #31

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Anon doesn’t care about credit score | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)12:10:38 No.868661503 17B752C4-1076-4FD6-AE43-2A990CF9B68B.jpg 79 KB JPG Yea the US has free healthcare >it called never paying the bill and disputing all Collections
: Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)12:10:38 No.868661503 17B752C4-1076-4FD6-AE43-2A990CF9B68B.jpg 79 KB JPG Yea the US has free healthcare >it called never paying the bill and disputing all Collections

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When to autists live together | /r/Greentext

>room mate is a sperg >only ever eats cup noodles and Tim Tams (google if you don't know) >get drunk a few times and eat all his Tim Tams >he gets up in the morning and asks "did you eat all of my Tim tams?" 14 KB PNG >"...no, dunno what you're talking about mate." >he decides to loudly count out how many tim tams he has left every night to make sure I don't eat them >counts them the next morning too >decide to f--- with him >every week or so l'll buy a sleeve of Tim Tams and add one to his packet after he counts at night >first couple of times confuses him a bit >after a couple of months he asks me “...uh hey..uhhhh... have you been adding Tim tams to packets?" >"...have I been adding Tim tams? Why would I do that?" >"oh... uhhh... never mind" >"...okay?" Not much of a prank but because he is a sperg I can see it really f--- with him every time he goes into the kitchen 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:56:03 No.872643777 >>872643723 (OP) # you actually sound like the sperg one : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:56:46 No.872643811 quality : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:56:53 No.872643816 >>872643723 (OP) # the best fun that a few pounds has ever bought anyone
>room mate is a sperg >only ever eats cup noodles and Tim Tams (google if you don't know) >get drunk a few times and eat all his Tim Tams >he gets up in the morning and asks "did you eat all of my Tim tams?" 14 KB PNG >"...no, dunno what you're talking about mate." >he decides to loudly count out how many tim tams he has left every night to make sure I don't eat them >counts them the next morning too >decide to f--- with him >every week or so l'll buy a sleeve of Tim Tams and add one to his packet after he counts at night >first couple of times confuses him a bit >after a couple of months he asks me “...uh hey..uhhhh... have you been adding Tim tams to packets?" >"...have I been adding Tim tams? Why would I do that?" >"oh... uhhh... never mind" >"...okay?" Not much of a prank but because he is a sperg I can see it really f--- with him every time he goes into the kitchen 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:56:03 No.872643777 >>872643723 (OP) # you actually sound like the sperg one : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:56:46 No.872643811 quality : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:56:53 No.872643816 >>872643723 (OP) # the best fun that a few pounds has ever bought anyone

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Pull out the journal... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)17:41:23 No.872652462 >be me >married >lets have a baby >no caffeine, alcohol or much sugar >walk everyday >wife finds out she is pregnant >super happy, going to be a good dad >start a journal, write every day about how 643 KB JPG i want to be a good dad >maybe kid will read it when im dead >8 week appointment, ultrasound, heart beat, incredible moment, dawns on me, feel great >everything looks great >liberal doctor wants wife to get covid vax >wife says shes not comfortable with it yet >wife works from home, healthy and fit, so low threat >Dr convinces her, says if she gets it, it will be bad fast forward 3 weeks to today >at work >get call to come home >miscarriage I literally wrote in a journal for the first time in my life. I feel so stupid. No one is going to read it. I actually thought it was a cool idea, writing about her cravings, things happening and ideas to do. Figured it would be fun to look back on in 20 years or so. Literally so f------ stupid. Now I have to tell my family to ignore the ultrasound photos i sent because its dead. This was all so stupid. We had a stupid pregnancy revel at Christmas with my mom. How f------ stupid is that. My brother sent me a "big brother" bandana for my dog. Its so f------ stupid. All of it was f------ stupid. I bought her the new pokemon game last week and shes been playing it for the last hour after I calmed her down. I just opened my laptop in the other room. I actually thought I would be a good dad.
: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)17:41:23 No.872652462 >be me >married >lets have a baby >no caffeine, alcohol or much sugar >walk everyday >wife finds out she is pregnant >super happy, going to be a good dad >start a journal, write every day about how 643 KB JPG i want to be a good dad >maybe kid will read it when im dead >8 week appointment, ultrasound, heart beat, incredible moment, dawns on me, feel great >everything looks great >liberal doctor wants wife to get covid vax >wife says shes not comfortable with it yet >wife works from home, healthy and fit, so low threat >Dr convinces her, says if she gets it, it will be bad fast forward 3 weeks to today >at work >get call to come home >miscarriage I literally wrote in a journal for the first time in my life. I feel so stupid. No one is going to read it. I actually thought it was a cool idea, writing about her cravings, things happening and ideas to do. Figured it would be fun to look back on in 20 years or so. Literally so f------ stupid. Now I have to tell my family to ignore the ultrasound photos i sent because its dead. This was all so stupid. We had a stupid pregnancy revel at Christmas with my mom. How f------ stupid is that. My brother sent me a "big brother" bandana for my dog. Its so f------ stupid. All of it was f------ stupid. I bought her the new pokemon game last week and shes been playing it for the last hour after I calmed her down. I just opened my laptop in the other room. I actually thought I would be a good dad.

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Anon rewrites spiderman the right way | /r/Greentext

File. Uncle-Bens-Death-Spider-M.ipg (40 KB, 612x380) Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438655 >>79438700 >He was white, Peter. >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong bay? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling] Powerful stuff. Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:55:38 No.79436581 10/10
File. Uncle-Bens-Death-Spider-M.ipg (40 KB, 612x380) Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:54:15 No.79436536 >>79437262 >>79438649 >>79438655 >>79438700 >He was white, Peter. >All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me >Was I wrong bay? >Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian >Oh Peter, thank you. >[Uncle Ben dies smiling] Powerful stuff. Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)17:55:38 No.79436581 10/10

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Anon discusses cannonballs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:29:03 No.50279407 R(13).jpg 72 KB JPG >Dude a big ball landing near you somehow causes an explosion and kills you You expect me to believe this s---?
: Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)14:29:03 No.50279407 R(13).jpg 72 KB JPG >Dude a big ball landing near you somehow causes an explosion and kills you You expect me to believe this s---?

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Anon has some advice for you. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)21:43:30 No.64778471 Never prepared those myself before. What is the secret to make them tasty? 459 KB JPG 64 Replies / 8 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)06:31:17 No.64782935 >>64778471 (OP) # Eat them raw while pretending to be an enormous dinosaur 62 KB JPG devouring tiny trees >>64783160 #
: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)21:43:30 No.64778471 Never prepared those myself before. What is the secret to make them tasty? 459 KB JPG 64 Replies / 8 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)06:31:17 No.64782935 >>64778471 (OP) # Eat them raw while pretending to be an enormous dinosaur 62 KB JPG devouring tiny trees >>64783160 #

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Anons try to predict scenes from the LOTR show | /r/Greentext

>>163536246 (OP). >White male ranger is tracking down a person the group is trying to find - kind of like Aragorn did in the 2 towers movie. >He was established previously as a good tracker and ranger >He's at the end of his ropes and can't follow the tracks >That's when diverse, female character number 4 appears, looks down on the ranger in visible disgust and instantly finds the correct trail, despite not having any previous experience as a tracker. >The whole group is praising her, as they keep walking, past the white male tracker, who looks down on the ground, disappointed in himself From this point on, him trying to track something becomes a running gag throughout the show, because literally everyone else (who is not white) can find what the group is looking for faster than him. >innocent family of black eleven peasants try to ride their cart through the city gate >overweight YT Guard with a southern accent asks for their registration >"you wouldn't be asking me this if I wasn't ELVEN" he declares in an extremely articulate voice >evil guard drags him from his cart and slams him on the ground while several more approach for the racial beating >his proud black lesbian wildcard don't-take-s----from-no-one daughter gets up to save her dad from racism >"no, my daughter! I'll survive this torment just and our ancestors have. We must endure as they did" >wide shot of a crowd of white women turning their heads away in shame His daughters name? Gil-Galad >>163536246 (OP). There will be at least one scene where a male, probably white, will act like a coward and say maybe they should give up or try to run away and a strong BIPOC woman will give a rousing speech that rally everyone to keep fighting. >there is a female wizard >[Insert Name here] the Yellow >she is way more powerful than Gandalf in every conceivable way >it remains unexplained why that is and why she was never mentioned before in the lore >she does sassy one-liners >group of sweaty Dwarf blacksmiths sit around a broken blade >"Our Guild of Smiths tried to reforge the Galdring for a generation and we simply failed, it can't be done..." >woman walks by and says: >"have you tried adding a sprinkle of Mithril during the smelting?" >they Dwarves do a comical head turn >hardcut to the reforged Sword in the hand of its rightful owner >a "clever" one liner about "why not use the eagles?" >>163536246 (OP) >two male knights starting kissing each other after winning a battle
>>163536246 (OP). >White male ranger is tracking down a person the group is trying to find - kind of like Aragorn did in the 2 towers movie. >He was established previously as a good tracker and ranger >He's at the end of his ropes and can't follow the tracks >That's when diverse, female character number 4 appears, looks down on the ranger in visible disgust and instantly finds the correct trail, despite not having any previous experience as a tracker. >The whole group is praising her, as they keep walking, past the white male tracker, who looks down on the ground, disappointed in himself From this point on, him trying to track something becomes a running gag throughout the show, because literally everyone else (who is not white) can find what the group is looking for faster than him. >innocent family of black eleven peasants try to ride their cart through the city gate >overweight YT Guard with a southern accent asks for their registration >"you wouldn't be asking me this if I wasn't ELVEN" he declares in an extremely articulate voice >evil guard drags him from his cart and slams him on the ground while several more approach for the racial beating >his proud black lesbian wildcard don't-take-s----from-no-one daughter gets up to save her dad from racism >"no, my daughter! I'll survive this torment just and our ancestors have. We must endure as they did" >wide shot of a crowd of white women turning their heads away in shame His daughters name? Gil-Galad >>163536246 (OP). There will be at least one scene where a male, probably white, will act like a coward and say maybe they should give up or try to run away and a strong BIPOC woman will give a rousing speech that rally everyone to keep fighting. >there is a female wizard >[Insert Name here] the Yellow >she is way more powerful than Gandalf in every conceivable way >it remains unexplained why that is and why she was never mentioned before in the lore >she does sassy one-liners >group of sweaty Dwarf blacksmiths sit around a broken blade >"Our Guild of Smiths tried to reforge the Galdring for a generation and we simply failed, it can't be done..." >woman walks by and says: >"have you tried adding a sprinkle of Mithril during the smelting?" >they Dwarves do a comical head turn >hardcut to the reforged Sword in the hand of its rightful owner >a "clever" one liner about "why not use the eagles?" >>163536246 (OP) >two male knights starting kissing each other after winning a battle

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: Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)20:02:27 No.872619718 ВАBY HOG SMELL GARLOIDS NEW WATERING NSTRUCTIONG HIDEOUS-SCREECHING YELLOW MIST gaurenteed 14G wild flaling NO GLUTEN CAUTON MAY CAUS DISTENTA ANGSH BEST BY20/69 MTWLH e UPE- BabyGarloidDub.png 584 KB PNG Hey /b/. I've bought baby garloids, i've been thinking about raising all 3 differently. I'll raise one with regular mineral water, coat the second one in powdered sugar and bathe it in milk, and it might be illegal to do this in the commision's eyes but i'll bloodfeed the 3rd one. Heard from a friend that bloodfeeding makes garloids HUGE. If you have any tips on how i can raise them more effectively please tell me. : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)20:06:49 No.872619934 W-- are garloids
: Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)20:02:27 No.872619718 ВАBY HOG SMELL GARLOIDS NEW WATERING NSTRUCTIONG HIDEOUS-SCREECHING YELLOW MIST gaurenteed 14G wild flaling NO GLUTEN CAUTON MAY CAUS DISTENTA ANGSH BEST BY20/69 MTWLH e UPE- BabyGarloidDub.png 584 KB PNG Hey /b/. I've bought baby garloids, i've been thinking about raising all 3 differently. I'll raise one with regular mineral water, coat the second one in powdered sugar and bathe it in milk, and it might be illegal to do this in the commision's eyes but i'll bloodfeed the 3rd one. Heard from a friend that bloodfeeding makes garloids HUGE. If you have any tips on how i can raise them more effectively please tell me. : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)20:06:49 No.872619934 W-- are garloids

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