: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)19:50:05 No.67429523 >be grandma >born before WWI Nova moda: 'After sex selfie' Selfie pos-sexD >lost her parents in a boating accident, at age 7 >went to live with her a------ uncle and his wife 33 KB JPG >grandma's uncle caught grandma and her "boyfriend" holding hands in the town's square >uncle decided to kick her out of his house because of it, when she was 17 >fast forward a few years >grandma gets married >has four kids >her husband (my grandpa) dies in a car accident, when the youngest kid isn't even 2 years old yet >she ends up raising the children alone, struggling financially >fast forward a couple of decades >diagnosed with cancer >after two years of treatment, she gets better >despite everything that she's gone through, she's the sweetest person that l've ever met What's your excuse to be a jaded, intolerant, cynical, a------, anon?

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)19:50:05 No.67429523 >be grandma >born before WWI Nova moda: 'After sex selfie' Selfie pos-sexD >lost her parents in a boating accident, at age 7 >went to live with her a------ uncle and his wife 33 KB JPG >grandma's uncle caught grandma and her "boyfriend" holding hands in the town's square >uncle decided to kick her out of his house because of it, when she was 17 >fast forward a few years >grandma gets married >has four kids >her husband (my grandpa) dies in a car accident, when the youngest kid isn't even 2 years old yet >she ends up raising the children alone, struggling financially >fast forward a couple of decades >diagnosed with cancer >after two years of treatment, she gets better >despite everything that she's gone through, she's the sweetest person that l've ever met What's your excuse to be a jaded, intolerant, cynical, a------, anon?

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