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: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.12 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG

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Anon was unintentionally racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/18(Fri)11:52:30 No.786777683 ITT times you were accidentally racist > be me > highschool towards the end of the year > free day in class, everyone's on their phones > notice everyone has iPhones 870 KB GIF > buddy next to me has the only other Android in the room > buddy notices too > "Android master race, Yeah!" *fist bump* > looks around again > angrystares.png > buddy and I are only white people in the room > they didn't hear us say "Android" > mfw
: Anonymous 12/07/18(Fri)11:52:30 No.786777683 ITT times you were accidentally racist > be me > highschool towards the end of the year > free day in class, everyone's on their phones > notice everyone has iPhones 870 KB GIF > buddy next to me has the only other Android in the room > buddy notices too > "Android master race, Yeah!" *fist bump* > looks around again > angrystares.png > buddy and I are only white people in the room > they didn't hear us say "Android" > mfw

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Finland speaks the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: J1jTIh11 ) + 01/22/18(Mon)05:38:32 No.3812461 >be american >roll off the bed >fall through the floor to the kitchen >microwave some water and eat some mayo cake for breakfast >leave house 10 KB JPG >get shot >tip shooter >call the ambulance because the hospital is whole 10ft away >pay 1928825843$ to get wounds treated >go to walmart to buy some guns >shart >get shot by police for attempted gas attack >tip police >crawl to the cashier >pay for your gun and tip the cashier >leave walmart >get shot by nog >nog steals your gun and runs away >go home >complain about euros on 4chan 28 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: J1jTIh11 ) + 01/22/18(Mon)05:38:32 No.3812461 >be american >roll off the bed >fall through the floor to the kitchen >microwave some water and eat some mayo cake for breakfast >leave house 10 KB JPG >get shot >tip shooter >call the ambulance because the hospital is whole 10ft away >pay 1928825843$ to get wounds treated >go to walmart to buy some guns >shart >get shot by police for attempted gas attack >tip police >crawl to the cashier >pay for your gun and tip the cashier >leave walmart >get shot by nog >nog steals your gun and runs away >go home >complain about euros on 4chan 28 Replies View Thread

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Anon is delightfully devilish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:48:05 No.872442492 >Go to a restaurant >Find most social person ky Sipck >Find least social person (2nd if © Dernis Cox it's you) >Sit down and get the cheapest item on the menu >When waiter comes by, say you want to pay for the social persons meal and if they ask, to tell them the antisocial 88 KB JPG person paid for it >Sit and watch as the social person goes over and thanks the clueless victim Kill em with kindness
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:48:05 No.872442492 >Go to a restaurant >Find most social person ky Sipck >Find least social person (2nd if © Dernis Cox it's you) >Sit down and get the cheapest item on the menu >When waiter comes by, say you want to pay for the social persons meal and if they ask, to tell them the antisocial 88 KB JPG person paid for it >Sit and watch as the social person goes over and thanks the clueless victim Kill em with kindness

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Anon is a twitch viewer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)19:05:35 No.872452354 >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no 29 KB JPG way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)19:05:35 No.872452354 >no anon you're totally right >everytime you donate $100 to her she thinks of you the rest of the day and no one else >no way is she getting piped down by random men she links up with on tinder like other girls no 29 KB JPG way >no way does she possibly have a chad bf with washboard abs and a huge d--- that she hides off stream because it will hurt her viewership and donations >just because there's 45,000 people watching doesn't mean she's not thinking of just you, you're a top donator Anon >she knows who you are she totally does and she definitely thinks about you all the time outside of twitch >that other guy donated $500 but she's not in it for the money Anon she's doing it so she can meet men like you >of course she's going to reach out to you one of these days Anon, just keep sending her expensive donations >you bought all her merch Anon and she knows that you did you're definitely special >you better not miss one second of her stream Anon otherwise you might miss when she pulls her t--- out just for you and risks loosing her 6 to 7 figure paying career >it's all for you Anon, just keep donating, it will happen!

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:16:55 No.3763942S >go out with coworkers >have a couple drinks >we go to a small club >have a couple more drinks >start dancing >get more and more into it >pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast >even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally 124 KB JPG dismiss as pleb trash am la normie now? : Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:19:09 No.37639453 sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing. that's pretty f------ normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.
: Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:16:55 No.3763942S >go out with coworkers >have a couple drinks >we go to a small club >have a couple more drinks >start dancing >get more and more into it >pretty soon i've totally cut loose and dancing like nothing matters, having a blast >even sing along a few times to songs i'd normally 124 KB JPG dismiss as pleb trash am la normie now? : Anonymous 06/11/17(Sun)06:19:09 No.37639453 sounds like you had a good time with some friends, and whats more you did it in public at an establishment meant for that kind of thing. that's pretty f------ normal, anon. pretty soon you'll be signing a lease, reading the newspaper, and keeping regular hours.

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Anon is seeking the best car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:13:30 No.872431065 What's the best car I can get under 5k? 34 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:14:11 No.872431102 >>872431065 (OP) # a stolen one
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:13:30 No.872431065 What's the best car I can get under 5k? 34 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)21:14:11 No.872431102 >>872431065 (OP) # a stolen one

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Anon plays Xenoblade Chronicles 2 with his grandpa | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets a discount | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related
O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related

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Anon doesn’t like lord of the rings. | /r/Greentext

>be fictional a race of people but based on Scandinavian/Celtic mythology going back thousands of years. >canonically live underground and avoid sunlight. 1.71 MB PNG >exist in a world literally based off the English countryside countryside during the medieval time period >queen of these people looks like this. Why do they do this to us?
>be fictional a race of people but based on Scandinavian/Celtic mythology going back thousands of years. >canonically live underground and avoid sunlight. 1.71 MB PNG >exist in a world literally based off the English countryside countryside during the medieval time period >queen of these people looks like this. Why do they do this to us?

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anon’s mom resembles a porn actress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:39:35 No.872418507 >mom is a brunette >wants to try something new >dyes her hair blonde >"hey mom, you look good blonde" >"oh thank you, your father says I look like Julia Ann, but I don't know who she is, is she some some celebrity?" >"erm...yea...she is an actress" >asks me to download her a movie or two with this Julia Ann in it because she is now interested what the f--- dad
Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:39:35 No.872418507 >mom is a brunette >wants to try something new >dyes her hair blonde >"hey mom, you look good blonde" >"oh thank you, your father says I look like Julia Ann, but I don't know who she is, is she some some celebrity?" >"erm...yea...she is an actress" >asks me to download her a movie or two with this Julia Ann in it because she is now interested what the f--- dad

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?

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Where everyone knows your name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:28:47 No.67374299 >be me >shy, no friends >tired of it Ouch! >say f--- it >go to bar >talk to no one except the 83 KB JPG bartender >come home >proud that I tried Thanks for reading my blog post
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:28:47 No.67374299 >be me >shy, no friends >tired of it Ouch! >say f--- it >go to bar >talk to no one except the 83 KB JPG bartender >come home >proud that I tried Thanks for reading my blog post

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Anon predicts gymcels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)14:11:57 No.67369130 TNT OHNY BRAVO gymcope.jpg 112 KB JPG How did this show predict gymcels so accurately? What did they know? Watching it growing up I was confused when Johnny was rejected by every girl he went for but now I get it 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)14:11:57 No.67369130 TNT OHNY BRAVO gymcope.jpg 112 KB JPG How did this show predict gymcels so accurately? What did they know? Watching it growing up I was confused when Johnny was rejected by every girl he went for but now I get it 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets ignored | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49017876 1 hr. ago >ask classmates online if we'll have a class today >ignored 151.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 49017930 1 hr. ago >relying on others That's where you f----- up
Anonymous | 49017876 1 hr. ago >ask classmates online if we'll have a class today >ignored 151.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 49017930 1 hr. ago >relying on others That's where you f----- up

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Anon makes a good point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:21:25 No.872425530 marijuana-454601963-resized- 569fd2345f9b58eba4ad583d.jpg 140 KB JPG Why is this stuff as legal as it is? >a leading cause for addiction >destroys your body and mind >tears families apart >can land you in a hospital very easily >people drive while on it and kill other people all the time >domestic violence is high in numbers with its users >hurts the economy by spending 249 billion a year in the US on treatment for the side effects it causes every year >3 million deaths per year world wide and nobody even cares >l just don't get why booze is still legal >pic unrelated
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:21:25 No.872425530 marijuana-454601963-resized- 569fd2345f9b58eba4ad583d.jpg 140 KB JPG Why is this stuff as legal as it is? >a leading cause for addiction >destroys your body and mind >tears families apart >can land you in a hospital very easily >people drive while on it and kill other people all the time >domestic violence is high in numbers with its users >hurts the economy by spending 249 billion a year in the US on treatment for the side effects it causes every year >3 million deaths per year world wide and nobody even cares >l just don't get why booze is still legal >pic unrelated

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Anon doesn’t shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6XZOA/Vb) = 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in 202 KB JPG >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?
: Anonymous (ID: 6XZOA/Vb) = 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in 202 KB JPG >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

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Anon reads his life’s terms and conditions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF
: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon doesn't know how to follow his beliefs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)15:19:20 No.872415511 Guys I need help. So I truly believe in white supremacy and in my heart of hearts I know it's the right thing and nothing would make me happier than being a Nazi but the problem is I'm black and a f--. What do I do? $5 31 KB JPG 26 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)15:19:20 No.872415511 Guys I need help. So I truly believe in white supremacy and in my heart of hearts I know it's the right thing and nothing would make me happier than being a Nazi but the problem is I'm black and a f--. What do I do? $5 31 KB JPG 26 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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