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: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:28:08 No.66892911 >in this day and age impregnation, the sole purpose of sex, is considered a fetish/paraphilia I f------ hate this timeline 36 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)01:28:08 No.66892911 >in this day and age impregnation, the sole purpose of sex, is considered a fetish/paraphilia I f------ hate this timeline 36 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 10/05/18(Fri)21:21:05 No.781570346 >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon created monster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)23:10:06 No.62929192 >get gf into powerlifting and martial arts to share my hobbies with her >she gets into it, but also starts doing athleticism >makes me run and cycle with her every f------ day >today she made me run around 8 KB JPG 35km >tomorrow she wants to jump off a bridge with me and swim to the other side of our local river >l'm really scared and I don't want to do it, but I will because I don't want to lose her respect I created a monster. I'll die tomorrow, I can feel it
: Anonymous 03/26/21(Fri)23:10:06 No.62929192 >get gf into powerlifting and martial arts to share my hobbies with her >she gets into it, but also starts doing athleticism >makes me run and cycle with her every f------ day >today she made me run around 8 KB JPG 35km >tomorrow she wants to jump off a bridge with me and swim to the other side of our local river >l'm really scared and I don't want to do it, but I will because I don't want to lose her respect I created a monster. I'll die tomorrow, I can feel it

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Anon - The Angel as always | /r/Greentext

Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >l want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome
Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet 99 KB JPG >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >l pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >l open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >l want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome

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Anon thanks the bugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/25/19(Tue)22:18:52 No.803166537 >be me >minor depression, major anxiety, major ptsd >cutting grass at 9:30 at night because I kept putting it of all day >see a flash in the corner of my 16 KB JPG eye >lightning bug? >lightning bug. >start having fond memories of catching and releasing lightning bugs with my late dad >feelsgoodman >suddenly start running around like an autistic child catching lightning bugs >MostFunl'veHadlnAWhile.jpg >remember having to call my dad over to reach the ones high up in the sky >mfw I can reach them now haven't felt depressed since Thank you lightning bugs
: Anonymous 06/25/19(Tue)22:18:52 No.803166537 >be me >minor depression, major anxiety, major ptsd >cutting grass at 9:30 at night because I kept putting it of all day >see a flash in the corner of my 16 KB JPG eye >lightning bug? >lightning bug. >start having fond memories of catching and releasing lightning bugs with my late dad >feelsgoodman >suddenly start running around like an autistic child catching lightning bugs >MostFunl'veHadlnAWhile.jpg >remember having to call my dad over to reach the ones high up in the sky >mfw I can reach them now haven't felt depressed since Thank you lightning bugs

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Anon is from another planet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:38:44 No.775937358 >tfw you weren't born on a planet in a different galaxy >a planet full of super futuristic beings >you are stuck here >on this God forsaken rock in the boons of the 126 KB JPG universe with an endless amount of mouth breathing retards that have absolutely no clue Really feels bad man I f------ hate this place : Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:42:40 No.775937596 >>775937358 (OP) # Take your meds you schizo f---. >>775937732 #
: Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:38:44 No.775937358 >tfw you weren't born on a planet in a different galaxy >a planet full of super futuristic beings >you are stuck here >on this God forsaken rock in the boons of the 126 KB JPG universe with an endless amount of mouth breathing retards that have absolutely no clue Really feels bad man I f------ hate this place : Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)09:42:40 No.775937596 >>775937358 (OP) # Take your meds you schizo f---. >>775937732 #

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Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext

You shouldn't be here Neither should you 987t4n3cc.png 1 MB PNG >be me, redditor >be you, redditor >pic related
You shouldn't be here Neither should you 987t4n3cc.png 1 MB PNG >be me, redditor >be you, redditor >pic related

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anon might not like his surprise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:00:46 No.51932917 >talking to qt boy on discord >he lives an hour drive away >agree to meet up next weekend I haven't told him I'm trans yet but I'm sure he'll understand. I'm Daddy going to go on a few dates with him before I tell him 328 KB GIF : Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:02:01 No.51932931 >>51932917 (OP) # >discord don't worry, he'll be fine with it.
: Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:00:46 No.51932917 >talking to qt boy on discord >he lives an hour drive away >agree to meet up next weekend I haven't told him I'm trans yet but I'm sure he'll understand. I'm Daddy going to go on a few dates with him before I tell him 328 KB GIF : Anonymous 04/14/19(Sun)09:02:01 No.51932931 >>51932917 (OP) # >discord don't worry, he'll be fine with it.

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Anon is good at dancing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/19(Fri)16:13:41 No.794479094 >be me >be 8° grade >be dumb s--- >do fortnite dances as a s----- joke I know the repercussions of this reveal 45 KB JPG >master the arts of the default dance >do it everytime im in a conversation >instead of losing all my friends i got more popular >thefuck.org >tfw my class finds me funny >tfw I just get wierd looks when i try to make an actual joke >tfw kids come up to me and ask me to the "the dance" Help me /b/ is the popularity turning my into a tard
: Anonymous 03/08/19(Fri)16:13:41 No.794479094 >be me >be 8° grade >be dumb s--- >do fortnite dances as a s----- joke I know the repercussions of this reveal 45 KB JPG >master the arts of the default dance >do it everytime im in a conversation >instead of losing all my friends i got more popular >thefuck.org >tfw my class finds me funny >tfw I just get wierd looks when i try to make an actual joke >tfw kids come up to me and ask me to the "the dance" Help me /b/ is the popularity turning my into a tard

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Heavy shit. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)10:36:32 No.870182411 >be me >fat f---, 5'1" anon, ibs-c >havent taken a s--- in a month, finally feel the need to >weigh myself before taking a s--- bc why not >181 Ibs 5 KB JPG >go to take a s--- >weigh myself after >175 Ibs >had 6 Ibs of s--- in my anus >mfw
: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)10:36:32 No.870182411 >be me >fat f---, 5'1" anon, ibs-c >havent taken a s--- in a month, finally feel the need to >weigh myself before taking a s--- bc why not >181 Ibs 5 KB JPG >go to take a s--- >weigh myself after >175 Ibs >had 6 Ibs of s--- in my anus >mfw

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Anon stops liking big tiddies | /r/Greentext

4h (1/2 18:17) · 64985870 10 Re · 3 Img · JPG · 504KB · (1000 × 1250) nutrient defficiency >started eating cheese regulary >interest in big breasted women goes down >mfwI was just lacking calcium
4h (1/2 18:17) · 64985870 10 Re · 3 Img · JPG · 504KB · (1000 × 1250) nutrient defficiency >started eating cheese regulary >interest in big breasted women goes down >mfwI was just lacking calcium

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Suffering from success | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why are women like this 01/07/22(Fri)16:57:12 No.66892032 >be me >start a new job >had to move for it so im new to the area >meet a few nice coworkers >they invite me for drinks after work >have a good time 42 KB PNG >one girl added me on snapchat >we start talking there occasionally and become friends >grab coffee and sometimes food after work >goes on for 3 weeks until she suddenly starts ignoring me >ask her what is wrong >she goes on a rant and eventually cries >is mad that i never asked her out properly and that she likes me >mfw i thought i finally made a friend
: Anonymous why are women like this 01/07/22(Fri)16:57:12 No.66892032 >be me >start a new job >had to move for it so im new to the area >meet a few nice coworkers >they invite me for drinks after work >have a good time 42 KB PNG >one girl added me on snapchat >we start talking there occasionally and become friends >grab coffee and sometimes food after work >goes on for 3 weeks until she suddenly starts ignoring me >ask her what is wrong >she goes on a rant and eventually cries >is mad that i never asked her out properly and that she likes me >mfw i thought i finally made a friend

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Mall walker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous cold aproachad a girl for the (...) 01/07/22(Fri)17:08:18 No.66892132 >be me > go to the mall to pick up a girl >this way I will >after one hour of nervous observation and nervousness finally find a girl whose I find cute and I have the courage to go talk 31 KB JPG to > "hey I'm Anon I just wanted to tell you that you look hot, hmmm I mean cute, aha" >" Oh thanks but I'm actually twelve"
: Anonymous cold aproachad a girl for the (...) 01/07/22(Fri)17:08:18 No.66892132 >be me > go to the mall to pick up a girl >this way I will >after one hour of nervous observation and nervousness finally find a girl whose I find cute and I have the courage to go talk 31 KB JPG to > "hey I'm Anon I just wanted to tell you that you look hot, hmmm I mean cute, aha" >" Oh thanks but I'm actually twelve"

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Anon Virginity protected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49048915 Acum 2 h •.• >be me >uni student living in ghetto ass apartment >playing Dark Souls on Xbox >my w---- neighbour wanders into my room >she sits on my bed bitch no that's where my dragon plushie goes >"hey anon, whatcha doing?" >0-0-oh hi femanon, i'm playing Dark Souls >"oh ok. that looks really cool. can i play with you?" >n-n-no, i play offline >"oh i see. would you..." spreads legs >"like to do something else that involves 2 people?" 30,6 kB JPG >no >I have to beat Gwyn and link the fire >she leaves >virginity protected how did i do robots? REPLY
Anonymous | 49048915 Acum 2 h •.• >be me >uni student living in ghetto ass apartment >playing Dark Souls on Xbox >my w---- neighbour wanders into my room >she sits on my bed bitch no that's where my dragon plushie goes >"hey anon, whatcha doing?" >0-0-oh hi femanon, i'm playing Dark Souls >"oh ok. that looks really cool. can i play with you?" >n-n-no, i play offline >"oh i see. would you..." spreads legs >"like to do something else that involves 2 people?" 30,6 kB JPG >no >I have to beat Gwyn and link the fire >she leaves >virginity protected how did i do robots? REPLY

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: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)07:27:44 No.232655305 Smile There waert the te the tomboy.jpg 218 KB JPG >Have best friend that's a tomboy >Boyish hobbies, short hair, wild, temper, she's a walking stereotype >Got along with me well because I've always been very chill and didn't respond to conflict, so I could play off her outbursts and not get offended >Back in high school she approached me with an offer >Since we were both bad at dating, suggested we could be friends with benefits, to feel less lonely >Our first time was when my mom left to go buy groceries while she and I were playing Magic. It was short, awkward, and I bent a few of her cards in the scramble, but it was damn good >As the years went by we kept the routine, being buddies that would f--- when the opportunity arose >We both tried dating other people, but it would fall apart quickly and we'd go back to our comfort zone >Cut to 10 years later, i.e. last week, I'm over at her place watching Book of Boba Fett, and she gets this look on her face. >"Anon.. should we get married?" >Retard noises fall out of my bewildered mouth, and I say that although I'm not saying NO what the f--- brought this up >Says that she figured as she got older and got more confident she'd figure out how to shift into dating, but it never really happened. >Still as awkward and dorky as she always felt, and never got comfortable being intimate with other people. >But with me, she always feels safe, and doesn't mind opening up, being vulnerable. >"I mean, I'm basically in love with you." What should I do here, /a/? I definitely care about her a lot, and I don't thin life with her in some capacity, but I'm not sure l've ever really felt "love" before. I don't get those butterflies and crazy palpitations other people talk about. I'm just comfortable with her. Am I gonna f--- this up trying to turn our relationship into a more "normal" one? mind spending my >>232655361 # >>232655672 # >>232656351 # >2232657376 # 2>232657402 # >>232658156 # >>232658751 # 22232659225 # >>232659693 # >232659776 # >>232661299 # >>232663134 # 2>232665204 # >>232665500 # >>232666179 # >>232666203 # >>232666233 # >>232666866 # >>232667352 # >>232668028 # >>232668202 # 2>232668504 # >>232669080 # >>232669831 # >>232670337 # >>232670748 # >>232670980 # >>232672425 # >>232673139 # >>232673680 # >>232674316 #
: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)07:27:44 No.232655305 Smile There waert the te the tomboy.jpg 218 KB JPG >Have best friend that's a tomboy >Boyish hobbies, short hair, wild, temper, she's a walking stereotype >Got along with me well because I've always been very chill and didn't respond to conflict, so I could play off her outbursts and not get offended >Back in high school she approached me with an offer >Since we were both bad at dating, suggested we could be friends with benefits, to feel less lonely >Our first time was when my mom left to go buy groceries while she and I were playing Magic. It was short, awkward, and I bent a few of her cards in the scramble, but it was damn good >As the years went by we kept the routine, being buddies that would f--- when the opportunity arose >We both tried dating other people, but it would fall apart quickly and we'd go back to our comfort zone >Cut to 10 years later, i.e. last week, I'm over at her place watching Book of Boba Fett, and she gets this look on her face. >"Anon.. should we get married?" >Retard noises fall out of my bewildered mouth, and I say that although I'm not saying NO what the f--- brought this up >Says that she figured as she got older and got more confident she'd figure out how to shift into dating, but it never really happened. >Still as awkward and dorky as she always felt, and never got comfortable being intimate with other people. >But with me, she always feels safe, and doesn't mind opening up, being vulnerable. >"I mean, I'm basically in love with you." What should I do here, /a/? I definitely care about her a lot, and I don't thin life with her in some capacity, but I'm not sure l've ever really felt "love" before. I don't get those butterflies and crazy palpitations other people talk about. I'm just comfortable with her. Am I gonna f--- this up trying to turn our relationship into a more "normal" one? mind spending my >>232655361 # >>232655672 # >>232656351 # >2232657376 # 2>232657402 # >>232658156 # >>232658751 # 22232659225 # >>232659693 # >232659776 # >>232661299 # >>232663134 # 2>232665204 # >>232665500 # >>232666179 # >>232666203 # >>232666233 # >>232666866 # >>232667352 # >>232668028 # >>232668202 # 2>232668504 # >>232669080 # >>232669831 # >>232670337 # >>232670748 # >>232670980 # >>232672425 # >>232673139 # >>232673680 # >>232674316 #

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The sad part is Jamaica didn't explain | /r/Greentext

What's the deal with Jamaica >whole country is recognized for it's Rastafarians and use of marijuana >Marijuana is illegal there Jamaica please explain
What's the deal with Jamaica >whole country is recognized for it's Rastafarians and use of marijuana >Marijuana is illegal there Jamaica please explain

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Anon goes to Mexico | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2(Fri)15:32:07 No.870189077 > Be me >average looking white guy >solid 7, not fat >be on tinder >have to compete with 11/10 chads >get like 2 matches a month >lonely af 111 KB JPG >family invites me on trip to Mexico >go with cause I need a vacation >be at Mexico >still on tinder >get 12 matches the first day >all 10/10 >w--.png >most of them messaged first >"hey, you're really hot" (but in Spanish) >use translator to communicate >one invites me to meet >prolly gonna get stabbed and robbed >power of horny makes me go >get there and she's really there >use translator for pretty much everything >we get street food together >ask me "do you wanna hang out again tomorrow" >try to respond in broken Spanish >she laughs and thinks it's cute I'm learning >kisses me on the cheek before parting ways >next day, 4 more texts saying "let's meet" from different girls >meet with same girl as night before >go to bar with her sister and sisters boyfriend. Boyfriend is 4/10 chub while sister is 10/10 bomb >boyfriend is more beta cuck than anyone >compared to him I'm 10/10 alpha Chad >ask sister about him >apparently he was popular in school and they dated since then >bruh w--? anons, literally just go to mexico. Idc how ugly you are, you're a f------ Chad in Mexico.
: Anonymous 2(Fri)15:32:07 No.870189077 > Be me >average looking white guy >solid 7, not fat >be on tinder >have to compete with 11/10 chads >get like 2 matches a month >lonely af 111 KB JPG >family invites me on trip to Mexico >go with cause I need a vacation >be at Mexico >still on tinder >get 12 matches the first day >all 10/10 >w--.png >most of them messaged first >"hey, you're really hot" (but in Spanish) >use translator to communicate >one invites me to meet >prolly gonna get stabbed and robbed >power of horny makes me go >get there and she's really there >use translator for pretty much everything >we get street food together >ask me "do you wanna hang out again tomorrow" >try to respond in broken Spanish >she laughs and thinks it's cute I'm learning >kisses me on the cheek before parting ways >next day, 4 more texts saying "let's meet" from different girls >meet with same girl as night before >go to bar with her sister and sisters boyfriend. Boyfriend is 4/10 chub while sister is 10/10 bomb >boyfriend is more beta cuck than anyone >compared to him I'm 10/10 alpha Chad >ask sister about him >apparently he was popular in school and they dated since then >bruh w--? anons, literally just go to mexico. Idc how ugly you are, you're a f------ Chad in Mexico.

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Anon pays his phone bill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 714912237 >be me >6'2" white dude >phone bill is due >use Cricket >used a fake name for the account because they don't check ID >don't remember what it is >go to Cricket store >black dude working >give him my number >he looks up my name with my phone number >"Tyrone Watermelon" >ohfuck.jpg >he looks shocked >looks up at me >"your name is Tyrone Watermelon?" >straight face >"Yes." >"really?" >"Yeah." %3D >pay my bill >all he can say is "...have a nice day" >leave >mfw
Anonymous | 714912237 >be me >6'2" white dude >phone bill is due >use Cricket >used a fake name for the account because they don't check ID >don't remember what it is >go to Cricket store >black dude working >give him my number >he looks up my name with my phone number >"Tyrone Watermelon" >ohfuck.jpg >he looks shocked >looks up at me >"your name is Tyrone Watermelon?" >straight face >"Yes." >"really?" >"Yeah." %3D >pay my bill >all he can say is "...have a nice day" >leave >mfw

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