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Anon kicks off the New Year. | /r/Greentext

>2 hours into 2022 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.
>2 hours into 2022 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.

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Anon isnt gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay 14 KB PNG people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay 14 KB PNG people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---

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Don’t say it you normie freak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)09:31:47 No.843694803 d44.jpg 28 KB JPG >go into work >coworker says 'hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'
: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)09:31:47 No.843694803 d44.jpg 28 KB JPG >go into work >coworker says 'hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'

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Anon is a shitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:06:00 No.869733728 >be me >play hoi4 for the first time >Start playing at 10 am >Pick the Nazis >Pretty bad so attacked Poland in 1941 >Get absolutely humiliated >Feels like I played for 2 hours >Look at clock 5 KB JPG >lt's 5 pm >Mfw I wasted 7 hours to lose to Poland in 1941 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:07:44 No.869733807 >>869733728 (OP) # >play hoi4 for the first time first mistake.
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:06:00 No.869733728 >be me >play hoi4 for the first time >Start playing at 10 am >Pick the Nazis >Pretty bad so attacked Poland in 1941 >Get absolutely humiliated >Feels like I played for 2 hours >Look at clock 5 KB JPG >lt's 5 pm >Mfw I wasted 7 hours to lose to Poland in 1941 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:07:44 No.869733807 >>869733728 (OP) # >play hoi4 for the first time first mistake.

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Baka fights back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WAR 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WAR 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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Anon gets suspicious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 No.66801635 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual 410 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 No.66801635 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual 410 KB JPG

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Anon is browsing American media | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:30:39 No.869741624 >be me >be French >decide to look at American media 78 KB JPG >whatarethysayingaboutmycountry.out >start with left-wing media >they all are saying «France is a bad backwards racist colonialist state» >get bored >decide to look at right-wing media >constant blasting of «France is commie land» and whatnot >realize that Americans understand nothing about the world around them >realize they constantly project their political fantasies on my country >realize that they are just a nation of Neurotic people >realize they are f----- How does it feel to know China will be taking over soon ?
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:30:39 No.869741624 >be me >be French >decide to look at American media 78 KB JPG >whatarethysayingaboutmycountry.out >start with left-wing media >they all are saying «France is a bad backwards racist colonialist state» >get bored >decide to look at right-wing media >constant blasting of «France is commie land» and whatnot >realize that Americans understand nothing about the world around them >realize they constantly project their political fantasies on my country >realize that they are just a nation of Neurotic people >realize they are f----- How does it feel to know China will be taking over soon ?

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Pavlov Dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)16:43:30 No.66793804 > be me > m----------- addict > get cool idea > punch myself whenever I start getting horny to pavlov my brain into nofap > ffw a couple of months later and I punch myself because it turns me on 651 KB PNG > now get both regret and bruises in my thighs after jerking off 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)16:43:30 No.66793804 > be me > m----------- addict > get cool idea > punch myself whenever I start getting horny to pavlov my brain into nofap > ffw a couple of months later and I punch myself because it turns me on 651 KB PNG > now get both regret and bruises in my thighs after jerking off 4 Replies View Thread

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Holiday Cheers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)20:25:35 No.66796798 >F----- a h----- on Chirstmas >Bought all the games I wanted on Steam's Christmas sale >No relative bugged me on Thanksgiving about politics >Saved up money to get one of those 45 KB JPG sex robots >Feels just the same as a h----- because I used protection >Straight A's on my college courses. Life's been good, 2021 has been good year for me. Here's to another good year 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)20:25:35 No.66796798 >F----- a h----- on Chirstmas >Bought all the games I wanted on Steam's Christmas sale >No relative bugged me on Thanksgiving about politics >Saved up money to get one of those 45 KB JPG sex robots >Feels just the same as a h----- because I used protection >Straight A's on my college courses. Life's been good, 2021 has been good year for me. Here's to another good year 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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FemAnon is straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)21:17:14 No.785518594 >be me >be femAnon >everyone says that girls can just go out and get guys >lwantthat.png >goes out to club, I put effort into everything, new dress, new heels, 59 KB JPG makeup and perfume >timetogetlaid.jpg >be 2 hours after I get there >not one guy asked me out >get asked out by 4 lesbians Why did you guys lie? 24 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)21:17:14 No.785518594 >be me >be femAnon >everyone says that girls can just go out and get guys >lwantthat.png >goes out to club, I put effort into everything, new dress, new heels, 59 KB JPG makeup and perfume >timetogetlaid.jpg >be 2 hours after I get there >not one guy asked me out >get asked out by 4 lesbians Why did you guys lie? 24 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon is a man without a plan | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:05:23 No.869679982 ► whats the plan with this girl tonight? >be me >18m >going to new years party tonight that my friend is hosting at his uncles mansion out in the countryside >sleeping there because it is far away from home >most people are leaving 2-3am with their partners or going home or whatever >will just be me and this girl sleeping in his poolhouse who ive breifly spoken to before becuase we have 10+ mutual friends >she texted me out of the blue last night and asked if i was sleeping there and if we would be on the same couch >tell her yeah i think so >she tells me its just us sleeping and then we start to make small talk over voice message >tells me she broke up with her bf a couple months ago >idea.jpg >tells me she wants to get insanely f------ drunk tomorrow >i tell her me too >tells me how bf asked her out but she rejected him >go to sleep >wake up >party is today >what do tonight /b/ros
O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:05:23 No.869679982 ► whats the plan with this girl tonight? >be me >18m >going to new years party tonight that my friend is hosting at his uncles mansion out in the countryside >sleeping there because it is far away from home >most people are leaving 2-3am with their partners or going home or whatever >will just be me and this girl sleeping in his poolhouse who ive breifly spoken to before becuase we have 10+ mutual friends >she texted me out of the blue last night and asked if i was sleeping there and if we would be on the same couch >tell her yeah i think so >she tells me its just us sleeping and then we start to make small talk over voice message >tells me she broke up with her bf a couple months ago >idea.jpg >tells me she wants to get insanely f------ drunk tomorrow >i tell her me too >tells me how bf asked her out but she rejected him >go to sleep >wake up >party is today >what do tonight /b/ros

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Anon gets theorized | /r/Greentext


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Anon watches an horror movie | /r/Greentext

>be me >watching horror movie >jumpscare >i s--- myself but don't move >flash of light and then wardrobe falls down W-- just happened? WELL. FUG DD 33m (1/1 23:38) · 61660709 JPG 11KB · (480 × 360) bye anon have fun dying on the first day of 2021
>be me >watching horror movie >jumpscare >i s--- myself but don't move >flash of light and then wardrobe falls down W-- just happened? WELL. FUG DD 33m (1/1 23:38) · 61660709 JPG 11KB · (480 × 360) bye anon have fun dying on the first day of 2021

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Anon is a cook | /r/Greentext

File: 6BA2950A-2018-4596-9CEA-6(...).jpg (22 KB, 474x266) O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)15:23:07 No.869684606 >be red >fight blue >fight till only a fraction is left >blonde man tell us we all black >this is where the real fight starts.mp3 >even fewer left >as a reward we become white >winner gets to work for blonde man
File: 6BA2950A-2018-4596-9CEA-6(...).jpg (22 KB, 474x266) O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)15:23:07 No.869684606 >be red >fight blue >fight till only a fraction is left >blonde man tell us we all black >this is where the real fight starts.mp3 >even fewer left >as a reward we become white >winner gets to work for blonde man

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Door number 3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/20(Tue)15:45:23 No.61610706 >be me, college freshman >back home for winter break >if my parents see me on my phone they think I'm texting my "gf" >whenever we're eating dinner my 394 KB JPG parents always ask me about my "gf" >gets annoying because I will never have one >usually just laugh it off but my dad won't stop joking about it and acting like I'm scared to tell him I have a gf >sperg out and tell him to shut up >get mad and just leave >my mom asks me if l'm gay, goes on a rant about how it's okay >l explain to her l'm not >l'm such a loser my parents think I'm a f-- tfw pic rel will never be me
: Anonymous 12/29/20(Tue)15:45:23 No.61610706 >be me, college freshman >back home for winter break >if my parents see me on my phone they think I'm texting my "gf" >whenever we're eating dinner my 394 KB JPG parents always ask me about my "gf" >gets annoying because I will never have one >usually just laugh it off but my dad won't stop joking about it and acting like I'm scared to tell him I have a gf >sperg out and tell him to shut up >get mad and just leave >my mom asks me if l'm gay, goes on a rant about how it's okay >l explain to her l'm not >l'm such a loser my parents think I'm a f-- tfw pic rel will never be me

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Anon is in a relationship | /r/Greentext


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Anon hates women | /r/Greentext


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It's Anons 29th birthday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Music that makes you feel. 12/31/21(Fri)06:31:22 No.66785362 >29th birthday today. >No friends. >No connections. >No college or highschool education. >No goals, no life aspirations. >No job. >No money. 74 KB JPG >No real beliefs or convictions. >No sense of purpose. >No willpower. >No real drive to fix any dysfunctions. >My only identity is that of being an absolute rotten and forgotten piece of humanity. Post Depressing music, sad music, melancholic music, post whatever songs make you feel something, it's going to be another year until I'm 30, then it's truly over and I can relax.
: Anonymous Music that makes you feel. 12/31/21(Fri)06:31:22 No.66785362 >29th birthday today. >No friends. >No connections. >No college or highschool education. >No goals, no life aspirations. >No job. >No money. 74 KB JPG >No real beliefs or convictions. >No sense of purpose. >No willpower. >No real drive to fix any dysfunctions. >My only identity is that of being an absolute rotten and forgotten piece of humanity. Post Depressing music, sad music, melancholic music, post whatever songs make you feel something, it's going to be another year until I'm 30, then it's truly over and I can relax.

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Anons brain crashes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)12:20:03 No.843623228 Anyone elses brain go into mashed potatoes mode at inopportune times? >at work >get call from boss >'anon how do i blah blah blah' 13 KB JPG >know answer >about to tell him >brain.exe has stopped responding >'anon? >ahhh >brain.exe encountered a runtime error >'anon you have been here for 3 years and you dont know how to blah blah blah? Wow okay' >boss hangs up Is this like autism or does one of my chromosomes disappear and reappear causing a spurt of downs?
: Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)12:20:03 No.843623228 Anyone elses brain go into mashed potatoes mode at inopportune times? >at work >get call from boss >'anon how do i blah blah blah' 13 KB JPG >know answer >about to tell him >brain.exe has stopped responding >'anon? >ahhh >brain.exe encountered a runtime error >'anon you have been here for 3 years and you dont know how to blah blah blah? Wow okay' >boss hangs up Is this like autism or does one of my chromosomes disappear and reappear causing a spurt of downs?

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Anon got betrayed | /r/Greentext

>tfw my r9k 4 years old friend won't do the countdown with me, in a few hours and rather do it with his new discord friends yikes
>tfw my r9k 4 years old friend won't do the countdown with me, in a few hours and rather do it with his new discord friends yikes

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