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O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:05:23 No.869679982 ► whats the plan with this girl tonight? >be me >18m >going to new years party tonight that my friend is hosting at his uncles mansion out in the countryside >sleeping there because it is far away from home >most people are leaving 2-3am with their partners or going home or whatever >will just be me and this girl sleeping in his poolhouse who ive breifly spoken to before becuase we have 10+ mutual friends >she texted me out of the blue last night and asked if i was sleeping there and if we would be on the same couch >tell her yeah i think so >she tells me its just us sleeping and then we start to make small talk over voice message >tells me she broke up with her bf a couple months ago >idea.jpg >tells me she wants to get insanely f------ drunk tomorrow >i tell her me too >tells me how bf asked her out but she rejected him >go to sleep >wake up >party is today >what do tonight /b/ros

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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