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Anon will soon be single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:51:12 No.66801669 Tfw my girlfriend is at a new year's party with her ex and I'm home alone and she isn't responding to my texts I trust her but I'm still anxious I hope she just fell asleep 15 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:51:12 No.66801669 Tfw my girlfriend is at a new year's party with her ex and I'm home alone and she isn't responding to my texts I trust her but I'm still anxious I hope she just fell asleep 15 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is alcoholic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:52:36 No.66801683 >can now drink almost a bottle of scotch with zero hangover achievement...unlocked? 63 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:54:44 No.66801703 No, that's just means your liver is f-----. >>66801708 #
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:52:36 No.66801683 >can now drink almost a bottle of scotch with zero hangover achievement...unlocked? 63 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:54:44 No.66801703 No, that's just means your liver is f-----. >>66801708 #

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)00:30:04 No.784764286 >be me >be a nervous wreck when it comes to doing simple s--- >choke up and stutter when making orders and end up looking like an autist 9 KB JPG >be today >went to pick up some groceries and have to pass by the deli aisle or whatever to get some ham >ring buzzer and dude comes in to take order >confidence.jpeg >ask for ham with a clear and loud voice >guy notices and says "ay you finally start talking like a man! Good job!" >begins to tell me some stories as he preps my s--- >tells me to do well in school and to work hard >say thank you and leave Idk why but that s--- put me in the best f------ mood. How's you guys' day going?
: Anonymous 11/13/18(Tue)00:30:04 No.784764286 >be me >be a nervous wreck when it comes to doing simple s--- >choke up and stutter when making orders and end up looking like an autist 9 KB JPG >be today >went to pick up some groceries and have to pass by the deli aisle or whatever to get some ham >ring buzzer and dude comes in to take order >confidence.jpeg >ask for ham with a clear and loud voice >guy notices and says "ay you finally start talking like a man! Good job!" >begins to tell me some stories as he preps my s--- >tells me to do well in school and to work hard >say thank you and leave Idk why but that s--- put me in the best f------ mood. How's you guys' day going?

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Anon buys condoms | /r/Greentext


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Anon is winning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)13:39:35 No.66802250 I'm 21 >studying economics in university >completed military service >black belt in taekwondo 192 KB JPG >f------ a 32 year old because girls my age are whack life is so easy idk how you f--- manage to f--- it up.
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)13:39:35 No.66802250 I'm 21 >studying economics in university >completed military service >black belt in taekwondo 192 KB JPG >f------ a 32 year old because girls my age are whack life is so easy idk how you f--- manage to f--- it up.

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Anon kicks off the New Year. | /r/Greentext

>2 hours into 2022 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.
>2 hours into 2022 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.

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Anon isnt gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay 14 KB PNG people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:33 No.869742120 >be me >in class >talking to some gay dude about politics >unsurprisingly liberal >he brings up some supposed law where you are allowed to kill gay 14 KB PNG people in texas >completely serious >tell him thats b------- >he insists its not >??? >search it up on google and nothing comes up >he says that he knows that it is real >he then asks if im gay >no >"if you arent gay you shouldnt be commenting on issues regarding them" what the f---

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Don’t say it you normie freak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)09:31:47 No.843694803 d44.jpg 28 KB JPG >go into work >coworker says 'hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'
: Anonymous 12/32/20(Fri)09:31:47 No.843694803 d44.jpg 28 KB JPG >go into work >coworker says 'hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'

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Anon is a shitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:06:00 No.869733728 >be me >play hoi4 for the first time >Start playing at 10 am >Pick the Nazis >Pretty bad so attacked Poland in 1941 >Get absolutely humiliated >Feels like I played for 2 hours >Look at clock 5 KB JPG >lt's 5 pm >Mfw I wasted 7 hours to lose to Poland in 1941 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:07:44 No.869733807 >>869733728 (OP) # >play hoi4 for the first time first mistake.
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:06:00 No.869733728 >be me >play hoi4 for the first time >Start playing at 10 am >Pick the Nazis >Pretty bad so attacked Poland in 1941 >Get absolutely humiliated >Feels like I played for 2 hours >Look at clock 5 KB JPG >lt's 5 pm >Mfw I wasted 7 hours to lose to Poland in 1941 : Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:07:44 No.869733807 >>869733728 (OP) # >play hoi4 for the first time first mistake.

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Baka fights back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WAR 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my WAR 11 KB PNG bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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Anon gets suspicious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 No.66801635 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual 410 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 No.66801635 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual 410 KB JPG

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Anon is browsing American media | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:30:39 No.869741624 >be me >be French >decide to look at American media 78 KB JPG >whatarethysayingaboutmycountry.out >start with left-wing media >they all are saying «France is a bad backwards racist colonialist state» >get bored >decide to look at right-wing media >constant blasting of «France is commie land» and whatnot >realize that Americans understand nothing about the world around them >realize they constantly project their political fantasies on my country >realize that they are just a nation of Neurotic people >realize they are f----- How does it feel to know China will be taking over soon ?
: Anonymous 01/01/22(Sat)11:30:39 No.869741624 >be me >be French >decide to look at American media 78 KB JPG >whatarethysayingaboutmycountry.out >start with left-wing media >they all are saying «France is a bad backwards racist colonialist state» >get bored >decide to look at right-wing media >constant blasting of «France is commie land» and whatnot >realize that Americans understand nothing about the world around them >realize they constantly project their political fantasies on my country >realize that they are just a nation of Neurotic people >realize they are f----- How does it feel to know China will be taking over soon ?

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Pavlov Dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)16:43:30 No.66793804 > be me > m----------- addict > get cool idea > punch myself whenever I start getting horny to pavlov my brain into nofap > ffw a couple of months later and I punch myself because it turns me on 651 KB PNG > now get both regret and bruises in my thighs after jerking off 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)16:43:30 No.66793804 > be me > m----------- addict > get cool idea > punch myself whenever I start getting horny to pavlov my brain into nofap > ffw a couple of months later and I punch myself because it turns me on 651 KB PNG > now get both regret and bruises in my thighs after jerking off 4 Replies View Thread

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Holiday Cheers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)20:25:35 No.66796798 >F----- a h----- on Chirstmas >Bought all the games I wanted on Steam's Christmas sale >No relative bugged me on Thanksgiving about politics >Saved up money to get one of those 45 KB JPG sex robots >Feels just the same as a h----- because I used protection >Straight A's on my college courses. Life's been good, 2021 has been good year for me. Here's to another good year 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)20:25:35 No.66796798 >F----- a h----- on Chirstmas >Bought all the games I wanted on Steam's Christmas sale >No relative bugged me on Thanksgiving about politics >Saved up money to get one of those 45 KB JPG sex robots >Feels just the same as a h----- because I used protection >Straight A's on my college courses. Life's been good, 2021 has been good year for me. Here's to another good year 12 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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FemAnon is straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)21:17:14 No.785518594 >be me >be femAnon >everyone says that girls can just go out and get guys >lwantthat.png >goes out to club, I put effort into everything, new dress, new heels, 59 KB JPG makeup and perfume >timetogetlaid.jpg >be 2 hours after I get there >not one guy asked me out >get asked out by 4 lesbians Why did you guys lie? 24 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)21:17:14 No.785518594 >be me >be femAnon >everyone says that girls can just go out and get guys >lwantthat.png >goes out to club, I put effort into everything, new dress, new heels, 59 KB JPG makeup and perfume >timetogetlaid.jpg >be 2 hours after I get there >not one guy asked me out >get asked out by 4 lesbians Why did you guys lie? 24 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon is a man without a plan | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:05:23 No.869679982 ► whats the plan with this girl tonight? >be me >18m >going to new years party tonight that my friend is hosting at his uncles mansion out in the countryside >sleeping there because it is far away from home >most people are leaving 2-3am with their partners or going home or whatever >will just be me and this girl sleeping in his poolhouse who ive breifly spoken to before becuase we have 10+ mutual friends >she texted me out of the blue last night and asked if i was sleeping there and if we would be on the same couch >tell her yeah i think so >she tells me its just us sleeping and then we start to make small talk over voice message >tells me she broke up with her bf a couple months ago >idea.jpg >tells me she wants to get insanely f------ drunk tomorrow >i tell her me too >tells me how bf asked her out but she rejected him >go to sleep >wake up >party is today >what do tonight /b/ros
O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)12:05:23 No.869679982 ► whats the plan with this girl tonight? >be me >18m >going to new years party tonight that my friend is hosting at his uncles mansion out in the countryside >sleeping there because it is far away from home >most people are leaving 2-3am with their partners or going home or whatever >will just be me and this girl sleeping in his poolhouse who ive breifly spoken to before becuase we have 10+ mutual friends >she texted me out of the blue last night and asked if i was sleeping there and if we would be on the same couch >tell her yeah i think so >she tells me its just us sleeping and then we start to make small talk over voice message >tells me she broke up with her bf a couple months ago >idea.jpg >tells me she wants to get insanely f------ drunk tomorrow >i tell her me too >tells me how bf asked her out but she rejected him >go to sleep >wake up >party is today >what do tonight /b/ros

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Anon gets theorized | /r/Greentext


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Anon watches an horror movie | /r/Greentext

>be me >watching horror movie >jumpscare >i s--- myself but don't move >flash of light and then wardrobe falls down W-- just happened? WELL. FUG DD 33m (1/1 23:38) · 61660709 JPG 11KB · (480 × 360) bye anon have fun dying on the first day of 2021
>be me >watching horror movie >jumpscare >i s--- myself but don't move >flash of light and then wardrobe falls down W-- just happened? WELL. FUG DD 33m (1/1 23:38) · 61660709 JPG 11KB · (480 × 360) bye anon have fun dying on the first day of 2021

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Anon is a cook | /r/Greentext

File: 6BA2950A-2018-4596-9CEA-6(...).jpg (22 KB, 474x266) O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)15:23:07 No.869684606 >be red >fight blue >fight till only a fraction is left >blonde man tell us we all black >this is where the real fight starts.mp3 >even fewer left >as a reward we become white >winner gets to work for blonde man
File: 6BA2950A-2018-4596-9CEA-6(...).jpg (22 KB, 474x266) O Anonymous 12/31/21(Fri)15:23:07 No.869684606 >be red >fight blue >fight till only a fraction is left >blonde man tell us we all black >this is where the real fight starts.mp3 >even fewer left >as a reward we become white >winner gets to work for blonde man

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Door number 3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/20(Tue)15:45:23 No.61610706 >be me, college freshman >back home for winter break >if my parents see me on my phone they think I'm texting my "gf" >whenever we're eating dinner my 394 KB JPG parents always ask me about my "gf" >gets annoying because I will never have one >usually just laugh it off but my dad won't stop joking about it and acting like I'm scared to tell him I have a gf >sperg out and tell him to shut up >get mad and just leave >my mom asks me if l'm gay, goes on a rant about how it's okay >l explain to her l'm not >l'm such a loser my parents think I'm a f-- tfw pic rel will never be me
: Anonymous 12/29/20(Tue)15:45:23 No.61610706 >be me, college freshman >back home for winter break >if my parents see me on my phone they think I'm texting my "gf" >whenever we're eating dinner my 394 KB JPG parents always ask me about my "gf" >gets annoying because I will never have one >usually just laugh it off but my dad won't stop joking about it and acting like I'm scared to tell him I have a gf >sperg out and tell him to shut up >get mad and just leave >my mom asks me if l'm gay, goes on a rant about how it's okay >l explain to her l'm not >l'm such a loser my parents think I'm a f-- tfw pic rel will never be me

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