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: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)13:41:20 No.66684669 >quit bothering women incel >OK, I'll castrate myself to get rid of my sexual urges >NO00000000 YOU CANT DO THAT why is castration not something that you can freely choose to get in the US? Every time I look into it I'm always told how no sane doctor would offer to 1.03 MB GIF do it for me.
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)13:41:20 No.66684669 >quit bothering women incel >OK, I'll castrate myself to get rid of my sexual urges >NO00000000 YOU CANT DO THAT why is castration not something that you can freely choose to get in the US? Every time I look into it I'm always told how no sane doctor would offer to 1.03 MB GIF do it for me.

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Anon likes fucking the ground | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Secrets thread 12/23/21(Thu)11:48:50 No.66685392 My sexual fetish is having sex with the hole left in the ground after picking a root vegetable. I prefer carrots and daikon radish for the shape and depth of the hole, but the hole left by any root vegetable will generally WE ALL HAVE SECRETS 22 KB JPG arouse me. Sometimes when I am f------ the hole in the ground, I stick the radish or carrot in my ass. Makes me feel like I am closer to these sweet beautiful root vegetables.
: Anonymous Secrets thread 12/23/21(Thu)11:48:50 No.66685392 My sexual fetish is having sex with the hole left in the ground after picking a root vegetable. I prefer carrots and daikon radish for the shape and depth of the hole, but the hole left by any root vegetable will generally WE ALL HAVE SECRETS 22 KB JPG arouse me. Sometimes when I am f------ the hole in the ground, I stick the radish or carrot in my ass. Makes me feel like I am closer to these sweet beautiful root vegetables.

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)14:44:51 No.66681832 >be me >work s----- casual fast food while in college >been working here for six years >go into store to get some food after a night out >chick at register takes my order 114 KB JPG >employees always get a employee discount >don't usually have to ask for it since I know most people there >don't know this chick >she doesn't offer discount >ask for it >she then has a look of realization and apologizes saying she didn't recognize me out of uniform >she has seen me on shift before enough to know I work there but I haven't seen her This has given me a weird thought I have never had. People do know me or have at least seen of me, but I have never seen or know of them. Weird
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)14:44:51 No.66681832 >be me >work s----- casual fast food while in college >been working here for six years >go into store to get some food after a night out >chick at register takes my order 114 KB JPG >employees always get a employee discount >don't usually have to ask for it since I know most people there >don't know this chick >she doesn't offer discount >ask for it >she then has a look of realization and apologizes saying she didn't recognize me out of uniform >she has seen me on shift before enough to know I work there but I haven't seen her This has given me a weird thought I have never had. People do know me or have at least seen of me, but I have never seen or know of them. Weird

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anon is a snitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ufS+zMqE ) E 08/24/19(Sat)19:45:36 No.8616278 >ask friends for a marijuana contact >get the name of the dealer >report the dealer to crime stoppers >just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing 110 KB JPG other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence >act p----- off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested. >tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at school >tfw got many more people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through my school >Reported a n----- on my Facebook who took a picture with a bag of weed to Crime Stoppers and he got his house raided less than 12 hrs later >Used one of my fake accounts on Facebook to convince a kid to go somewhere with ecstasy and I sent the police there he got arrested kek >Sent a report to the local Crime Stoppers that a known drug dealer at my high school was selling drugs to Middle schoolers and I got his house raided and he was arrested >Mfw snitched dealers to crime stoppers >Mfw no stitches
: Anonymous (ID: ufS+zMqE ) E 08/24/19(Sat)19:45:36 No.8616278 >ask friends for a marijuana contact >get the name of the dealer >report the dealer to crime stoppers >just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing 110 KB JPG other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence >act p----- off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested. >tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at school >tfw got many more people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through my school >Reported a n----- on my Facebook who took a picture with a bag of weed to Crime Stoppers and he got his house raided less than 12 hrs later >Used one of my fake accounts on Facebook to convince a kid to go somewhere with ecstasy and I sent the police there he got arrested kek >Sent a report to the local Crime Stoppers that a known drug dealer at my high school was selling drugs to Middle schoolers and I got his house raided and he was arrested >Mfw snitched dealers to crime stoppers >Mfw no stitches

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Anon goes on a date with a real qt 3.14 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of 4 KB JPG >nothing even remotely close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"
: Anonymous (ID: VpsQfP9F) E 06/20/19(Thu)07:16:45 No.216880530 >date is going well >politics gets brought up >don't want to scare her >spout the most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions I can think of 4 KB JPG >nothing even remotely close to right of center >"Oh god, you're not an alt-righter, are you?"

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Anon mods Skyrim | /r/Greentext

when did you realize you were and autist? No.469326487 44 minutes ago 6ba53ad689dc981b356bf760beae30bb.png PNG 727.6 KiB 1721x859 >have huge foot fetish >mod Skyrim with foot fetish mod for years and use it to j------- >pic related >never even beaten the game >buy VR recently >Skyrim VR feels super immersive >lightbulb ding.jpg >mfw the feet mod works with Skyrim VR >add it >go to j------- to female feet >l can't >l feel too embarrassed >l'm physically crouching to get close to the feet, which the game interprets as sneaking >hear NPC who detects me say something like WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING? >rip off my headset >sad nap for 6 hours >write this mfw I will never be able to get a GF
when did you realize you were and autist? No.469326487 44 minutes ago 6ba53ad689dc981b356bf760beae30bb.png PNG 727.6 KiB 1721x859 >have huge foot fetish >mod Skyrim with foot fetish mod for years and use it to j------- >pic related >never even beaten the game >buy VR recently >Skyrim VR feels super immersive >lightbulb ding.jpg >mfw the feet mod works with Skyrim VR >add it >go to j------- to female feet >l can't >l feel too embarrassed >l'm physically crouching to get close to the feet, which the game interprets as sneaking >hear NPC who detects me say something like WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING? >rip off my headset >sad nap for 6 hours >write this mfw I will never be able to get a GF

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He is right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L. _SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878515 >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f----- reddit

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Anon watches 13 reason why | /r/Greentext

2h · 45675599 · 7 Replies · 1 Image JPG · 64KB · (728 × 546) 3 Replies >watch 13 reasons why >inspires me to finally kill myself >decide record tapes about people who f----- me over >realize l'll need to record 694 tapes >halfway into tape number 4 my mom finds it >sends me to therapy >homeschooled for rest of life This is how lives are truly ruined
2h · 45675599 · 7 Replies · 1 Image JPG · 64KB · (728 × 546) 3 Replies >watch 13 reasons why >inspires me to finally kill myself >decide record tapes about people who f----- me over >realize l'll need to record 694 tapes >halfway into tape number 4 my mom finds it >sends me to therapy >homeschooled for rest of life This is how lives are truly ruined

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Anon is Israel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:48:01 No.48814879 >one chance at life >born israeli 51 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:50:32 No.48814916 >one chance at life >aborted 2 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:48:01 No.48814879 >one chance at life >born israeli 51 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)00:50:32 No.48814916 >one chance at life >aborted 2 KB JPG

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Anon moves to Seattle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)18:18:40 No.869168911 >Been living in Seattle for last few years >Come back home for Christmas Let's Go Brandon >Haven't really spent much time with family since 2020 election >Arrive and the house is practically 104 KB JPG decorated with "Let's Go Brandon" flags mixed in with Trump 2024 and Christmas lights. >Nativity scene is on the lawn and has a sign next to it that says "It's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays". >Mom has been giving me a lecture about how the vaccine is satanic for the last 2 hours >Had 3 jabs and told her and she freaked out and was crying about it >Told her it felt fine and it's nothing to worry about >Dad has been watching TV and been on his phone posting on facebook about how much he hates Biden and telling me Qanon nonsense >Little sister shows us some ballet stuff she has been practicing and my Mom randomly goes on a rant about trannies are evil and how they are going to destroy girl's sports >My parents have a cardboard cutout of Trump next to their Christmas tree and there's Christian crosses all over the house. I remember why I moved to Seattle now.
: Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)18:18:40 No.869168911 >Been living in Seattle for last few years >Come back home for Christmas Let's Go Brandon >Haven't really spent much time with family since 2020 election >Arrive and the house is practically 104 KB JPG decorated with "Let's Go Brandon" flags mixed in with Trump 2024 and Christmas lights. >Nativity scene is on the lawn and has a sign next to it that says "It's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays". >Mom has been giving me a lecture about how the vaccine is satanic for the last 2 hours >Had 3 jabs and told her and she freaked out and was crying about it >Told her it felt fine and it's nothing to worry about >Dad has been watching TV and been on his phone posting on facebook about how much he hates Biden and telling me Qanon nonsense >Little sister shows us some ballet stuff she has been practicing and my Mom randomly goes on a rant about trannies are evil and how they are going to destroy girl's sports >My parents have a cardboard cutout of Trump next to their Christmas tree and there's Christian crosses all over the house. I remember why I moved to Seattle now.

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Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZOC) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me Iregret nothing
O Anonymous (ID: 51qFoZOC) 05/02/13(Thu)13:42:29 No.477229176 >>477228380 I got one >Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the f------ cops, we are going to come in." >I say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them. >They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus >never recognize me Iregret nothing

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anon is doing his part | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)13:00:35 No.86910617 Rutum) Cg non update Auno) 3/11 Fe 453771 gg KE 101200) Reply to Thrend No 744063 Anonymn S Show ea r uta En thes t ony boharatl Anonymous a clen y tat RH7 1616740120841m.jpg 128 KB JPG Broke into a local pharmacy and stole all the booster shots. Been up all night doing Moderna and Pfizer. Going to start on the J&J next. I'm so vaccinated
: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)13:00:35 No.86910617 Rutum) Cg non update Auno) 3/11 Fe 453771 gg KE 101200) Reply to Thrend No 744063 Anonymn S Show ea r uta En thes t ony boharatl Anonymous a clen y tat RH7 1616740120841m.jpg 128 KB JPG Broke into a local pharmacy and stole all the booster shots. Been up all night doing Moderna and Pfizer. Going to start on the J&J next. I'm so vaccinated

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

6:09 A boards.4chan.org – Private Вoard /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)03:58:16 No.869154400 >be me >have friend who comes out as trans >mtf >he's 6'0 and besides not being muscly is one of the most masculine people ive seen >already kek 2 KB JPG >every time we hang out with our friend group he takes control of every conversation and somehow brings it back to him wanting to transition >is getting really annoying >literally his whole personality just became the fact that he is "trans" >besides this still looks masculine as hell, but now hes stopped showering bc he says hes depressed that he doesnt look like a woman >no one wants to hang out with him now >i hold on thinking/hoping its just a phase or something >keeps showing me pics of what he wants to look like >5'2 skinny pale egirl type looks >he is 6'0 skinny and tanned, looks nothing like a woman >even me, a straight white guy looks more like a woman >i bring up the height issue >"women can be 6'0" >"i can get height reduction surgery" >"are you afraid of tall women" >have enough of his cope >tell him that nobody wants to hang out with him anymore because of these delusions and how its ruined the cool man we used to know online t----- cults ruined my friend, this happened to anyone else?
6:09 A boards.4chan.org – Private Вoard /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/23/21(Thu)03:58:16 No.869154400 >be me >have friend who comes out as trans >mtf >he's 6'0 and besides not being muscly is one of the most masculine people ive seen >already kek 2 KB JPG >every time we hang out with our friend group he takes control of every conversation and somehow brings it back to him wanting to transition >is getting really annoying >literally his whole personality just became the fact that he is "trans" >besides this still looks masculine as hell, but now hes stopped showering bc he says hes depressed that he doesnt look like a woman >no one wants to hang out with him now >i hold on thinking/hoping its just a phase or something >keeps showing me pics of what he wants to look like >5'2 skinny pale egirl type looks >he is 6'0 skinny and tanned, looks nothing like a woman >even me, a straight white guy looks more like a woman >i bring up the height issue >"women can be 6'0" >"i can get height reduction surgery" >"are you afraid of tall women" >have enough of his cope >tell him that nobody wants to hang out with him anymore because of these delusions and how its ruined the cool man we used to know online t----- cults ruined my friend, this happened to anyone else?

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Anon watches House | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:16:02 No.154642473 >patient is 26 years old, never had sex, never been to a concert, has no friends and doesn't have a job >run a brain scan, check for a tumor, then check his browser history 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:20:32 No.154642654 >>154642473 (OP) # >why check his browser history? 86 KB JPG >>154643041 # >>154657984 # : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:30:46 No.154643041 >>154642654 # >a man who doesn't have sex will obviously become a p--- connoisseur, and I'm not gonna let such a curated selection to go unappreciated. 19 KB JPG >>154644997 # >>154662906 # >>154665287 # >>154665419 #
: Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:16:02 No.154642473 >patient is 26 years old, never had sex, never been to a concert, has no friends and doesn't have a job >run a brain scan, check for a tumor, then check his browser history 29 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:20:32 No.154642654 >>154642473 (OP) # >why check his browser history? 86 KB JPG >>154643041 # >>154657984 # : Anonymous 08/08/21(Sun)02:30:46 No.154643041 >>154642654 # >a man who doesn't have sex will obviously become a p--- connoisseur, and I'm not gonna let such a curated selection to go unappreciated. 19 KB JPG >>154644997 # >>154662906 # >>154665287 # >>154665419 #

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Anon has a sore arm | /r/Greentext

O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 14KB · (512 × 512) >be me >hurt my arm at the gym >tell gf >squeezes my arm to see if she can tell what's wrong >wow anon, it's really swollen > tell her it's actually just my tricep feelsgoodman.jpeg
O Re · 0 Img · JPG · 14KB · (512 × 512) >be me >hurt my arm at the gym >tell gf >squeezes my arm to see if she can tell what's wrong >wow anon, it's really swollen > tell her it's actually just my tricep feelsgoodman.jpeg

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Anon will never recover | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/07/21(Sun)16:00:28 No 866266507 Sfinally watch Squid Game with my gf >actually lives up to the hype >enjoying the plot, the dude with the snake face tattoo is doing some vile s--- >gf breaks the silence "Man why the f--- does he have to be so hot." >look at her >she's not kidding "Why and how the f--- do you always go for the ugliest m----------- in everything." "I have a type." >it takes me a moment >mfw
O Anonymous 11/07/21(Sun)16:00:28 No 866266507 Sfinally watch Squid Game with my gf >actually lives up to the hype >enjoying the plot, the dude with the snake face tattoo is doing some vile s--- >gf breaks the silence "Man why the f--- does he have to be so hot." >look at her >she's not kidding "Why and how the f--- do you always go for the ugliest m----------- in everything." "I have a type." >it takes me a moment >mfw

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Anon explains. | /r/Greentext

File: 1388197226829 jpg-(203 KB, 1400x963, 1388101006331.jpg) Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:20:26 UTC+1 No. 10044579 Replies: >>10044599 >>10044624 >>10044643 >>10044646 >>10044662 >10044708 >>10044865 10044891 >>10044983 >10045182 >>10045208 >10045245 >>10045451 >10045654 >>10046147 >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:24:50 UTC+1 No. 10044619 Replies: >10044706 >210044729 >>10044744 >>10044778 >>10044789 >>10044802 10044859 >>10044909 >>10044947 >>10044970 >>10045023 >>10045082 >>10045125 >10045173 >10045202 >>10045228 >>10045269 >>10045373 >>10045381 >10045474 >>10045483 >>10045789 >>10045795 >10045814 >>10045853 >10045988 I am a drunk man and I can help explain this with extreme levels of candour. If I stay at home and talk to my big fat f------ idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche social retard /tg/ hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgni for liking. Thus I would prefer to do this in almost all cirucmstances, over goin to a party, except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a VGAINA I go to parties to meet vaginas. Sometimse they have girls attached to them so l ahve to woo the girl. To woo the girl I need to listen to her f------ blab about s--- that is way less interesting tham n y big fat friend talks aboutl. I need to listen to your stupid f------ garbage that sucks you don't even f------ know anything about anything you're awufl, you are an awful plastic disposable s----- person, but tyou have a vagina, and i REALLY want a vagina on my face. constantly. It never stops. So when I foind out that your vagina is not available, I do not care about your vagina anymore. Your vagina can go f--- off. I dont' want to be your friend, beacuse you do not know aanything about Boba Fett and you ar3e incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force. TLDR: YOU ARE F------ BORING!! IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WERENT CURRENTLY F------ YOU, HE WOULDNT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT ASS IETHER
File: 1388197226829 jpg-(203 KB, 1400x963, 1388101006331.jpg) Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:20:26 UTC+1 No. 10044579 Replies: >>10044599 >>10044624 >>10044643 >>10044646 >>10044662 >10044708 >>10044865 10044891 >>10044983 >10045182 >>10045208 >10045245 >>10045451 >10045654 >>10046147 >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:24:50 UTC+1 No. 10044619 Replies: >10044706 >210044729 >>10044744 >>10044778 >>10044789 >>10044802 10044859 >>10044909 >>10044947 >>10044970 >>10045023 >>10045082 >>10045125 >10045173 >10045202 >>10045228 >>10045269 >>10045373 >>10045381 >10045474 >>10045483 >>10045789 >>10045795 >10045814 >>10045853 >10045988 I am a drunk man and I can help explain this with extreme levels of candour. If I stay at home and talk to my big fat f------ idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche social retard /tg/ hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgni for liking. Thus I would prefer to do this in almost all cirucmstances, over goin to a party, except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a VGAINA I go to parties to meet vaginas. Sometimse they have girls attached to them so l ahve to woo the girl. To woo the girl I need to listen to her f------ blab about s--- that is way less interesting tham n y big fat friend talks aboutl. I need to listen to your stupid f------ garbage that sucks you don't even f------ know anything about anything you're awufl, you are an awful plastic disposable s----- person, but tyou have a vagina, and i REALLY want a vagina on my face. constantly. It never stops. So when I foind out that your vagina is not available, I do not care about your vagina anymore. Your vagina can go f--- off. I dont' want to be your friend, beacuse you do not know aanything about Boba Fett and you ar3e incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force. TLDR: YOU ARE F------ BORING!! IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WERENT CURRENTLY F------ YOU, HE WOULDNT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT ASS IETHER

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Anon is a hopeless romantic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)12:49:24 No.869109521 >Kill woman in game >Get boner Anyone else struggle from this? 812 KB JPG 105 Replies / 21 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 12/22/21(Wed)12:49:24 No.869109521 >Kill woman in game >Get boner Anyone else struggle from this? 812 KB JPG 105 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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Anon likes gummies | /r/Greentext

38% O 12:46 AM 1Zsz9AS.jpg 491 KB JPG Check out this gummi worm I just found! Bet you've never seen one this long. : Anonymous 05/16/18(Wed)00:26:47 No.768726613 dafuq? 22 KB JPG >>768727255 # : Anonymous 05/16/18(Wed)00:26:49 No.768726615 > Reversed image search > 0 matching results found >>768726820 # >>768726905 # >>768727255 # >>768727978 #
38% O 12:46 AM 1Zsz9AS.jpg 491 KB JPG Check out this gummi worm I just found! Bet you've never seen one this long. : Anonymous 05/16/18(Wed)00:26:47 No.768726613 dafuq? 22 KB JPG >>768727255 # : Anonymous 05/16/18(Wed)00:26:49 No.768726615 > Reversed image search > 0 matching results found >>768726820 # >>768726905 # >>768727255 # >>768727978 #

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

>look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self 96 KB JPG esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.
>look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self 96 KB JPG esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

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