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File: 1388197226829 jpg-(203 KB, 1400x963, 1388101006331.jpg) Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:20:26 UTC+1 No. 10044579 Replies: >>10044599 >>10044624 >>10044643 >>10044646 >>10044662 >10044708 >>10044865 10044891 >>10044983 >10045182 >>10045208 >10045245 >>10045451 >10045654 >>10046147 >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:24:50 UTC+1 No. 10044619 Replies: >10044706 >210044729 >>10044744 >>10044778 >>10044789 >>10044802 10044859 >>10044909 >>10044947 >>10044970 >>10045023 >>10045082 >>10045125 >10045173 >10045202 >>10045228 >>10045269 >>10045373 >>10045381 >10045474 >>10045483 >>10045789 >>10045795 >10045814 >>10045853 >10045988 I am a drunk man and I can help explain this with extreme levels of candour. If I stay at home and talk to my big fat f------ idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche social retard /tg/ hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgni for liking. Thus I would prefer to do this in almost all cirucmstances, over goin to a party, except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a VGAINA I go to parties to meet vaginas. Sometimse they have girls attached to them so l ahve to woo the girl. To woo the girl I need to listen to her f------ blab about s--- that is way less interesting tham n y big fat friend talks aboutl. I need to listen to your stupid f------ garbage that sucks you don't even f------ know anything about anything you're awufl, you are an awful plastic disposable s----- person, but tyou have a vagina, and i REALLY want a vagina on my face. constantly. It never stops. So when I foind out that your vagina is not available, I do not care about your vagina anymore. Your vagina can go f--- off. I dont' want to be your friend, beacuse you do not know aanything about Boba Fett and you ar3e incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force. TLDR: YOU ARE F------ BORING!! IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WERENT CURRENTLY F------ YOU, HE WOULDNT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT ASS IETHER

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