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File: 1388197226829 jpg-(203 KB, 1400x963, 1388101006331.jpg) Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:20:26 UTC+1 No. 10044579 Replies: >>10044599 >>10044624 >>10044643 >>10044646 >>10044662 >10044708 >>10044865 10044891 >>10044983 >10045182 >>10045208 >10045245 >>10045451 >10045654 >>10046147 >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. Anonymous 12/28/13(Sat)03:24:50 UTC+1 No. 10044619 Replies: >10044706 >210044729 >>10044744 >>10044778 >>10044789 >>10044802 10044859 >>10044909 >>10044947 >>10044970 >>10045023 >>10045082 >>10045125 >10045173 >10045202 >>10045228 >>10045269 >>10045373 >>10045381 >10045474 >>10045483 >>10045789 >>10045795 >10045814 >>10045853 >10045988 I am a drunk man and I can help explain this with extreme levels of candour. If I stay at home and talk to my big fat f------ idiot friend on Skype I can have absolutely riveting conversation about all my favourite niche social retard /tg/ hobbies that you would laugh at me and call me a virgni for liking. Thus I would prefer to do this in almost all cirucmstances, over goin to a party, except for one thing that my big fat friend cannot provide: he does not have a VGAINA I go to parties to meet vaginas. Sometimse they have girls attached to them so l ahve to woo the girl. To woo the girl I need to listen to her f------ blab about s--- that is way less interesting tham n y big fat friend talks aboutl. I need to listen to your stupid f------ garbage that sucks you don't even f------ know anything about anything you're awufl, you are an awful plastic disposable s----- person, but tyou have a vagina, and i REALLY want a vagina on my face. constantly. It never stops. So when I foind out that your vagina is not available, I do not care about your vagina anymore. Your vagina can go f--- off. I dont' want to be your friend, beacuse you do not know aanything about Boba Fett and you ar3e incapable of stimulating discussion about Speed Force. TLDR: YOU ARE F------ BORING!! IF YOUR BOYFRIEND WERENT CURRENTLY F------ YOU, HE WOULDNT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAT ASS IETHER

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.
Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him
File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman
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