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Femanon kills incel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)03:38:08 No.66499718 M-M-M-MONSTERKILL-KILL-KILL! >have rare bone marrow type Godlike! Epic win :P >agree to donate for a cancer patient >find out it's a male Ultrakill! Trololo xD "Le trole faic 1337 xD The cake >pull out at the last moment is a lie >he deteriorates and dies 441 KB PNG Granted he was only 12 but knowing he'd just be like any other entitled incel in her teens,I know I made a wise decision. : Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)03:38:51 No.66499722 >>66499718 (OP)# >he'd just be like any other entitled incel in her teens >implying
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)03:38:08 No.66499718 M-M-M-MONSTERKILL-KILL-KILL! >have rare bone marrow type Godlike! Epic win :P >agree to donate for a cancer patient >find out it's a male Ultrakill! Trololo xD "Le trole faic 1337 xD The cake >pull out at the last moment is a lie >he deteriorates and dies 441 KB PNG Granted he was only 12 but knowing he'd just be like any other entitled incel in her teens,I know I made a wise decision. : Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)03:38:51 No.66499722 >>66499718 (OP)# >he'd just be like any other entitled incel in her teens >implying

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Anon likes motorcycles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)00:07:07 No.66497741 >really want a motorcycle >Have no reason to buy one since public transport is decent here >Literally no financial reason to do SO >Still really want one >Already failed my driving test once 28 KB JPG since I'm f------ garbage >Gonna try it again in two weeks Driver anons, is it even worth it,? I feel like just giving up after failing something so simple >Pic related is what I would probably buy
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)00:07:07 No.66497741 >really want a motorcycle >Have no reason to buy one since public transport is decent here >Literally no financial reason to do SO >Still really want one >Already failed my driving test once 28 KB JPG since I'm f------ garbage >Gonna try it again in two weeks Driver anons, is it even worth it,? I feel like just giving up after failing something so simple >Pic related is what I would probably buy

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Anon’s dad teaches him a lesson | /r/Greentext

>be me >26 y/o JIMAT >sitting in my room on a warm summer afternoon, chillin' >playing overwatch >hear my parents' room door open and shuffling downstairs 2009 2020 174 KB JPG >internet shuts off not long after >I was in a f------ comp match and probably lost tons of elo and have a quitting penalty >storm out of my room to investigate >dad is standing there with the modem >"Getting a job is all about being persistent and putting your game face on, Champ. You'll never reach the higher branch if you don't jump. During my senior year in high school, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: Chet Anders. He was 6'5, 260 - or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics a good 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. I think he leapt off a bridge after Notre Dame yanked his scholarship offer. The point is that you've gotta crawl outta that thick shell of yours-" >d-dad just put the internet back on >"All you've gotta do is show up there and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you'll be the best hire they'll ever make. Ill drive you around town so you can try it out, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot. That simple, Champ!"
>be me >26 y/o JIMAT >sitting in my room on a warm summer afternoon, chillin' >playing overwatch >hear my parents' room door open and shuffling downstairs 2009 2020 174 KB JPG >internet shuts off not long after >I was in a f------ comp match and probably lost tons of elo and have a quitting penalty >storm out of my room to investigate >dad is standing there with the modem >"Getting a job is all about being persistent and putting your game face on, Champ. You'll never reach the higher branch if you don't jump. During my senior year in high school, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: Chet Anders. He was 6'5, 260 - or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics a good 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. I think he leapt off a bridge after Notre Dame yanked his scholarship offer. The point is that you've gotta crawl outta that thick shell of yours-" >d-dad just put the internet back on >"All you've gotta do is show up there and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you'll be the best hire they'll ever make. Ill drive you around town so you can try it out, and we're not turning back until someone hires you on the spot. That simple, Champ!"

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Harry Potter and the Hangleton Globe Trotters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:56:23 No.160408196 >>160407906 (OP) # Maybe if any of you actually read the books, you would know Hermoine was written as a black girl from the start. 241 KB JPG Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote.. >"Ron! Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick!". >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt.." replied Hermoine.
: Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:56:23 No.160408196 >>160407906 (OP) # Maybe if any of you actually read the books, you would know Hermoine was written as a black girl from the start. 241 KB JPG Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote.. >"Ron! Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick!". >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt.." replied Hermoine.

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Anon missing he’s wife (not really a greentext but still pretty good) | /r/Greentext

I miss my doll wife. Working out of state for long periods without her makes me want to quit. I wish I could take her with me everywhere instead of hidden away in my room. 294 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)19:48:41 No.868303899 >>868303797 (OP) # Sorry for your hard ship f----- I hope she stays faithful to you while you're 1.35 MB GIF gone >>868304058 # >>868304184 # >>868304211 # >>86 $04399 # : Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu)19:51:35 No.868304058 >>868303899 # i laughed at this harder than i should have 72 KB PNG
I miss my doll wife. Working out of state for long periods without her makes me want to quit. I wish I could take her with me everywhere instead of hidden away in my room. 294 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)19:48:41 No.868303899 >>868303797 (OP) # Sorry for your hard ship f----- I hope she stays faithful to you while you're 1.35 MB GIF gone >>868304058 # >>868304184 # >>868304211 # >>86 $04399 # : Anonymous 12/09/21 (Thu)19:51:35 No.868304058 >>868303899 # i laughed at this harder than i should have 72 KB PNG

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Anon had the best dad! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I had the best dad 12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking 285 KB JPG against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life.
: Anonymous I had the best dad 12/15/18(Sat)19:08:31 No.49862882 > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking 285 KB JPG against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life.

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Anon has a female coworker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)20:44:26 No.868318684 >be me >have female coworker >one day she makes a joke about how nobody would want to impregnate her >complimentloading.wav >"I'd impregnate you" 28 KB JPG >she looks at me with a shocked look She hasn't talked to me since then. She doesn't even make eye contact. Was it really that bad? Maybe the compliment was in bad taste but it was still a compliment right? Also, how f----- am l if she tells HR? 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)20:53:09 No.868319098 >>868318956 # That is the most beta s--- l've ever heard.
: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)20:44:26 No.868318684 >be me >have female coworker >one day she makes a joke about how nobody would want to impregnate her >complimentloading.wav >"I'd impregnate you" 28 KB JPG >she looks at me with a shocked look She hasn't talked to me since then. She doesn't even make eye contact. Was it really that bad? Maybe the compliment was in bad taste but it was still a compliment right? Also, how f----- am l if she tells HR? 7 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)20:53:09 No.868319098 >>868318956 # That is the most beta s--- l've ever heard.

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(Fem)anon is single | /r/Greentext

>be 6'3" lean educated with a good job with a 6.5/10 face >failure on tinder, bumble, hinge >W-- >create a femanon account to see what I'm up against Not to sound like an ass /b/ but I am 77 KB JPG definitely above average. Not top 10% but definitely in the top 25%. Makes no sense! >tell myself it's because I'm not white I. Smh racisssss >get ready to delete the account >hold on! I still remember the one time a girl complimented me. Feltsogoodman >stay on as femanon and match some kings to compliment them >tell them l'm not looking for anything so they shouldn't expect anything but compliment the f--- out of them I know I'm probably giving false hope to some but hope some dudes are feeling a little better about themselves. >inb4 gay
>be 6'3" lean educated with a good job with a 6.5/10 face >failure on tinder, bumble, hinge >W-- >create a femanon account to see what I'm up against Not to sound like an ass /b/ but I am 77 KB JPG definitely above average. Not top 10% but definitely in the top 25%. Makes no sense! >tell myself it's because I'm not white I. Smh racisssss >get ready to delete the account >hold on! I still remember the one time a girl complimented me. Feltsogoodman >stay on as femanon and match some kings to compliment them >tell them l'm not looking for anything so they shouldn't expect anything but compliment the f--- out of them I know I'm probably giving false hope to some but hope some dudes are feeling a little better about themselves. >inb4 gay

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anon likes ed sheeran | /r/Greentext

11111186.jpg (55 KB, 300x356) google yandex iqdb wait What was a moment in your life that should have been happy but was sad, l'll start. Anonymous >be me >crippled from a car crash >work wasn't easy to find, but I managed. >depressed ever since >legs constantly hurt, need painkillers just to get through the day >one of the few things that keeps me going is music >really into Ed Sheeran at the moment >he's about to go on tour and will sing a new song I've never heard at this concert >decide to save up so I can go >every spare penny goes to a ticket to that concert >start buying worse food and off brand pain killers just to make it there TUMEPHAE DREECUODLESCON >finally i've saved up enough >two weeks later at the concert >everyone's really nice and let's me get right towards the front >so excited to hear this new song >Ed Sheeran comes out on stage >he starts off with the new song >MFW the first line is "when your legs don't work like they used to before"
11111186.jpg (55 KB, 300x356) google yandex iqdb wait What was a moment in your life that should have been happy but was sad, l'll start. Anonymous >be me >crippled from a car crash >work wasn't easy to find, but I managed. >depressed ever since >legs constantly hurt, need painkillers just to get through the day >one of the few things that keeps me going is music >really into Ed Sheeran at the moment >he's about to go on tour and will sing a new song I've never heard at this concert >decide to save up so I can go >every spare penny goes to a ticket to that concert >start buying worse food and off brand pain killers just to make it there TUMEPHAE DREECUODLESCON >finally i've saved up enough >two weeks later at the concert >everyone's really nice and let's me get right towards the front >so excited to hear this new song >Ed Sheeran comes out on stage >he starts off with the new song >MFW the first line is "when your legs don't work like they used to before"

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Anon is Eleven | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)05:00:20 No.47729096 most retarded moments thread ? Merthern Virginia > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair 100 KB JPG > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate I didn't get dinner that night
: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)05:00:20 No.47729096 most retarded moments thread ? Merthern Virginia > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair 100 KB JPG > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate I didn't get dinner that night

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Anon tries to trade bants with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)09:49:46 No.25444378 >gf calls my foreskin d--- cheese stick or smelly stick all the time >make one joke about her having beef curtains >she ignored me for a whole week that's women for you >>25444382 # >>25444383 # >>25444397 # >>25444399 # >>25444461 #
: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)09:49:46 No.25444378 >gf calls my foreskin d--- cheese stick or smelly stick all the time >make one joke about her having beef curtains >she ignored me for a whole week that's women for you >>25444382 # >>25444383 # >>25444397 # >>25444399 # >>25444461 #

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Anon needs help | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)18:51:34 No.868304057 really need some help bros. I decided that I needed some quick cash to fund my emo rap career >Meet old Russian man on this amateur h----- site >He said he wants a young hung stud for his wife >Go to his mansion in Orange County 28 KB JPG >There is no wife >Only this creepy old guy >He shows me a suitcase full of dollars >Tells me there's 25k in the suitcase >Says he will give it to me if I let him top me and finish him with a r----- >He made me crossdress as a sissy maid >l had the dirtiest and most painful sex ever with this old f-- >after he came down my throat he pushed me out the door >Threw the suitcase at me >Told me he had the "love bug" >Turns out I have aids >Turns out the money was counterfeit >The old man recorded the whole thing with a secret camera and now it's all over the Russian internet apparently I should probably kys View Thread
: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)18:51:34 No.868304057 really need some help bros. I decided that I needed some quick cash to fund my emo rap career >Meet old Russian man on this amateur h----- site >He said he wants a young hung stud for his wife >Go to his mansion in Orange County 28 KB JPG >There is no wife >Only this creepy old guy >He shows me a suitcase full of dollars >Tells me there's 25k in the suitcase >Says he will give it to me if I let him top me and finish him with a r----- >He made me crossdress as a sissy maid >l had the dirtiest and most painful sex ever with this old f-- >after he came down my throat he pushed me out the door >Threw the suitcase at me >Told me he had the "love bug" >Turns out I have aids >Turns out the money was counterfeit >The old man recorded the whole thing with a secret camera and now it's all over the Russian internet apparently I should probably kys View Thread

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Anon the Astronaut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)02:13:35 No.64674046 >>64667626 (OP) # >Whats the hardest s--- you've ever done Just yesterday 295 KB JPG >Completely constipated, hadn't taken a s--- for 4days >Decide enough is enough. >Sit on my throne, trying to pass the massive solid buttbaby >Break out a sweat, can feel the ground underneath me shaking >Can feel my anus opening up the size of a tennis ball, but nothing comes out >5 minutes has passed by now >"This takes too long, I want to go back to gaming" >Imagine myself spaceX' falcon 9 rocket at t-3 seconds >Use all my strength to evacuate the log as quickly as possible >"Boosters have ignited" >The crap comes out at mach 0.9 (sound barrier remains unbroken) >Sounds like rock against porcelain when the log gets dumped >"We have liftoff" >Collapse on the floor in fetal position, can't move, butthole hurts, strength of drained >Wave of happiness falls over me >The greatest ordeal men has experienced is over >Regain composure >Look at my artwork in the bowl >"Satisfied" >Flush it down >Toilet clogs
: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)02:13:35 No.64674046 >>64667626 (OP) # >Whats the hardest s--- you've ever done Just yesterday 295 KB JPG >Completely constipated, hadn't taken a s--- for 4days >Decide enough is enough. >Sit on my throne, trying to pass the massive solid buttbaby >Break out a sweat, can feel the ground underneath me shaking >Can feel my anus opening up the size of a tennis ball, but nothing comes out >5 minutes has passed by now >"This takes too long, I want to go back to gaming" >Imagine myself spaceX' falcon 9 rocket at t-3 seconds >Use all my strength to evacuate the log as quickly as possible >"Boosters have ignited" >The crap comes out at mach 0.9 (sound barrier remains unbroken) >Sounds like rock against porcelain when the log gets dumped >"We have liftoff" >Collapse on the floor in fetal position, can't move, butthole hurts, strength of drained >Wave of happiness falls over me >The greatest ordeal men has experienced is over >Regain composure >Look at my artwork in the bowl >"Satisfied" >Flush it down >Toilet clogs

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Anon's dad is a prankster | /r/Greentext

File: 1636150337691.jpg (74 KB, 638x676) O Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:43:19 No.868293266 Born to Fren ITT we post stories about in the army autism >be dad >there's this guy who always begs others for cigarettes >really annoying for everyone >one day >they find some unused ammo >idea.png >take it apart >put the gunpowder into a a c-------- >not enough to blast the guy's face off, but enough to leave a mark >put the gunpowder aroung the middle part of it so it doesn't blow up the second he lits it >guy comes in >asks for a c-------- >here_you_go_man.wav >everyone is watching him intensely >he doesn't suspect anything >he lits it and a few seconds after it a blinding light >like those old camera flashes that work with magnesium >the c-- blew >imagine some tom and jerry type of s---, the guy lost all his facial hair, excepta part of his eyebrow which was blocked by his nose >next day >dad asks him if he wants a c-- >hell no not from you jackasses >hfw mission passed
File: 1636150337691.jpg (74 KB, 638x676) O Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:43:19 No.868293266 Born to Fren ITT we post stories about in the army autism >be dad >there's this guy who always begs others for cigarettes >really annoying for everyone >one day >they find some unused ammo >idea.png >take it apart >put the gunpowder into a a c-------- >not enough to blast the guy's face off, but enough to leave a mark >put the gunpowder aroung the middle part of it so it doesn't blow up the second he lits it >guy comes in >asks for a c-------- >here_you_go_man.wav >everyone is watching him intensely >he doesn't suspect anything >he lits it and a few seconds after it a blinding light >like those old camera flashes that work with magnesium >the c-- blew >imagine some tom and jerry type of s---, the guy lost all his facial hair, excepta part of his eyebrow which was blocked by his nose >next day >dad asks him if he wants a c-- >hell no not from you jackasses >hfw mission passed

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Anon almost dies shitting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)17:15:19 No.845914110 >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later 52 KB PNG >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt
: Anonymous 01/27/21(Wed)17:15:19 No.845914110 >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later 52 KB PNG >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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The My Lai Massacre | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)16:56:24 No.66497615 Be 26 year old male super sperg >Mom gets a new Husband >Huge 6'5 muscular ex-marine Sergeant wanna die. >Seems like a cool guy initially >Gets real bitchy when I listen to cumtown cause they mock Israel 186 KB PNG and the troops >He gets angry when I listen to Burzum cause he thinks Nordic metal is pagan and satanic >He ripped down all my Hitomi Tanaka posters and took away all my sexy 2B figurines But it gets worse WAY WORSE >A year later >He keeps coming into my room in the middle of the night butt naked >He tells me old Iraq War stories >One day he comes in drunk and starts waving his d--- around >Tells me I will never have a big d--- like him >Too spergy to stand up for myself so I just squeal until he leaves >Another night he accuses me of being gay despite my obvious love for Japanese women >He literally bends over and shows me his big pale ass >He shouted "ya wanna f--- this you fruity peckerwood sunuva BITCH!" >Then he spat on me and mocked me for wearing my spider man onsie and having a creeper plushie >One night he was really drunk and cut a hole in my creeper and started f------ it in front of me when mom was at the spa >He filled it full of his c-- and threw it at me and said "Here ya go Jack! that's what happens to little boy p------ like you in the Marines" >I cried for 5 hours straight that night No one will help me because l'm an adult male
: Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)16:56:24 No.66497615 Be 26 year old male super sperg >Mom gets a new Husband >Huge 6'5 muscular ex-marine Sergeant wanna die. >Seems like a cool guy initially >Gets real bitchy when I listen to cumtown cause they mock Israel 186 KB PNG and the troops >He gets angry when I listen to Burzum cause he thinks Nordic metal is pagan and satanic >He ripped down all my Hitomi Tanaka posters and took away all my sexy 2B figurines But it gets worse WAY WORSE >A year later >He keeps coming into my room in the middle of the night butt naked >He tells me old Iraq War stories >One day he comes in drunk and starts waving his d--- around >Tells me I will never have a big d--- like him >Too spergy to stand up for myself so I just squeal until he leaves >Another night he accuses me of being gay despite my obvious love for Japanese women >He literally bends over and shows me his big pale ass >He shouted "ya wanna f--- this you fruity peckerwood sunuva BITCH!" >Then he spat on me and mocked me for wearing my spider man onsie and having a creeper plushie >One night he was really drunk and cut a hole in my creeper and started f------ it in front of me when mom was at the spa >He filled it full of his c-- and threw it at me and said "Here ya go Jack! that's what happens to little boy p------ like you in the Marines" >I cried for 5 hours straight that night No one will help me because l'm an adult male

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Anons Parents hate him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous namelet thread 10/27/21(Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD 83 KB PNG
: Anonymous namelet thread 10/27/21(Wed)00:11:46 No.65912566 >born with a twin >parents wanted to give us similar names >twin was named logan >parents had a wide selection of L names to choose from >and they named me f------ LAROLD 83 KB PNG

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Anon says- Trumpers hold this L | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6) : 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.
: Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6) : 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.

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: Anonymous 06/22/18(Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 WOOSH. VOUAVE Smol pener >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower 40 KB JPG >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 #
: Anonymous 06/22/18(Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 WOOSH. VOUAVE Smol pener >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower 40 KB JPG >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----. >>772251744 #

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File: take-some-time-of-your-da(...).jpg (38 KB, 602x538) O Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)17:17:54 No.66494062 >be me >in class with the /b/oys >7/10 goth qt comes in >hugs all of us >w--.jpeg >she says : " y'all are good persons. that's why I hugged you." >doesnt elaborate >leaves I'm kinda happy, but w-- did she meant by that ? is she retarded ? was it a truth or dare ? what do robots ?
File: take-some-time-of-your-da(...).jpg (38 KB, 602x538) O Anonymous 12/09/21(Thu)17:17:54 No.66494062 >be me >in class with the /b/oys >7/10 goth qt comes in >hugs all of us >w--.jpeg >she says : " y'all are good persons. that's why I hugged you." >doesnt elaborate >leaves I'm kinda happy, but w-- did she meant by that ? is she retarded ? was it a truth or dare ? what do robots ?

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