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Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #
Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon is a badass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I am a mercenary 36 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)20:46:23 No.888449938 >Be me >A mercenary >Top of the line merc like my dad >familybusiness.jpeg >one day working on yacht of a client for security >partying, chicks in bikinis, alcohol >lifeisgood.png >all of a sudden s--- hits the fan >people brawling and fighting >try to stop it >herelgo.jpeg >try to stop dumb f--- with a sword he whipped out of nowhere >f----- almost cuts off my hand >try to restrain him and almost succeed >suddenly knocked down by my fellow security what a retard >see the sword sperg slapping my boys with his dumb weapon >bring out the sidearm >shitsGonna Getreal.death >Aim at him >All of a sudden go flying into boss's yacht >mfw i am going to be digested by the great pit of carcoon >mfw i, the galaxy's best bounty hunter died to a blind man
Anonymous I am a mercenary 36 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)20:46:23 No.888449938 >Be me >A mercenary >Top of the line merc like my dad >familybusiness.jpeg >one day working on yacht of a client for security >partying, chicks in bikinis, alcohol >lifeisgood.png >all of a sudden s--- hits the fan >people brawling and fighting >try to stop it >herelgo.jpeg >try to stop dumb f--- with a sword he whipped out of nowhere >f----- almost cuts off my hand >try to restrain him and almost succeed >suddenly knocked down by my fellow security what a retard >see the sword sperg slapping my boys with his dumb weapon >bring out the sidearm >shitsGonna Getreal.death >Aim at him >All of a sudden go flying into boss's yacht >mfw i am going to be digested by the great pit of carcoon >mfw i, the galaxy's best bounty hunter died to a blind man

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Anon is Swedish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY
Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY

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Anon goes to the gas station | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 114 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)21:45:13 No.27640524 >be me at gas station late at night >no one around beside qt blonde girl with her car a few bays(?) over from my car >start filling up gas, look over and she's staring at me >look down and continue f------ with pump >she says really loudly: "41 dollars!?" and i look down again thinking she was genuinely upset at the price >she gets in her car and drives away >on my way home after leaving station realize she wanted to talk to me why the f--- do women play these subtle games all the time and is it over for me?
Anonymous 114 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)21:45:13 No.27640524 >be me at gas station late at night >no one around beside qt blonde girl with her car a few bays(?) over from my car >start filling up gas, look over and she's staring at me >look down and continue f------ with pump >she says really loudly: "41 dollars!?" and i look down again thinking she was genuinely upset at the price >she gets in her car and drives away >on my way home after leaving station realize she wanted to talk to me why the f--- do women play these subtle games all the time and is it over for me?

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Anon’s Brother Is Trans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I may have trooned my sister. 11/04/22(Fri)07:54:13 No.888487886 >had an argument with sister about covid early 2020 >she mentions the abuse chinese people are receiving >I mention that I don't care >calls me racist, sexist, etc >sister is stereotypical hyper-progressive >she estranges herself from family >leaves family chat, blocks numbers, won't talk 922 KB JPG >don't care; she is an adult. do as she pleases >rest of family is practically the same; don't care. >fast forward 2 years >go to grandfathers wake. arrive a week early to help prepare >talking with grandmother late into night >get told that sister has started transitioning >she has literally told nobody except grandmother >my sister wants to be my brother >expect that she hasn't told anybody because she wants to create drama through shock >don't care >family is firm believer of YWNBAW >as an MtF, sis has that fabled 41% chance >tfw I still don't care Am I retarded, or is anybody else so desensitised to this s--- that they too just don't care?
Anonymous I may have trooned my sister. 11/04/22(Fri)07:54:13 No.888487886 >had an argument with sister about covid early 2020 >she mentions the abuse chinese people are receiving >I mention that I don't care >calls me racist, sexist, etc >sister is stereotypical hyper-progressive >she estranges herself from family >leaves family chat, blocks numbers, won't talk 922 KB JPG >don't care; she is an adult. do as she pleases >rest of family is practically the same; don't care. >fast forward 2 years >go to grandfathers wake. arrive a week early to help prepare >talking with grandmother late into night >get told that sister has started transitioning >she has literally told nobody except grandmother >my sister wants to be my brother >expect that she hasn't told anybody because she wants to create drama through shock >don't care >family is firm believer of YWNBAW >as an MtF, sis has that fabled 41% chance >tfw I still don't care Am I retarded, or is anybody else so desensitised to this s--- that they too just don't care?

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Anon is an artist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 10/30/22(Sun)23:18:56 No.888251644 [Open] >Just overheard my English aunt tell my mom that I act very artistic and asked if she ever thought about putting me in a special school >mfw my talents are finally being recognized View Thread Anonymous >>888251644 (OP) # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcFUpq8FltY 10/30/22(Sun)23:36:02 No.888252454
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 10/30/22(Sun)23:18:56 No.888251644 [Open] >Just overheard my English aunt tell my mom that I act very artistic and asked if she ever thought about putting me in a special school >mfw my talents are finally being recognized View Thread Anonymous >>888251644 (OP) # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcFUpq8FltY 10/30/22(Sun)23:36:02 No.888252454

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Anon becomes local cryptid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)09:44:53 No.888482576 >be me, late october 2016 >own completely black sclera contact lenses for weeb reasons >midnight, be wide awake and not tired at all, decide to take a walk >thinking about the news of the random clown sightings >get a stupid idea and decide to go through with it since I live alone and nobody can stop me >put on the contact lenses and white face paint, not any kind of full-blown clown makeup but just enough to look creepy obviously unnatural in poor light >take a long walk around the empty city streets, vibing the dark night air and the stark light of street lamps >not many people around, see like 7 people altogether >pass them by like I normally would, but flash a wide grin to the ones who accidentally make eye contact >get back home around 2 am, take contacts off and take a shower, go to sleep like I normally do >forget all about this incident >be now, halloween 2022 >covid has calmed down where I live, sit at a party with people talking about returning to normal life >for some reason the 2016 clown sightings are brought up >though there were none in the town we live in, the new girlfriend of a guy I don't really know suddenly remembers something her friend told her >she tells how her friend swears up and down that she saw a man around that time but who SHE swears wasn't human, but the girl telling the story thinks was probably just some guy in a costume >unnaturally pale with something strange and unsettling about his eyes, she could not say what but human eyes don't look like that >and that thing had grinned at her >with disgusting, unnaturally brown-yellow teeth
Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)09:44:53 No.888482576 >be me, late october 2016 >own completely black sclera contact lenses for weeb reasons >midnight, be wide awake and not tired at all, decide to take a walk >thinking about the news of the random clown sightings >get a stupid idea and decide to go through with it since I live alone and nobody can stop me >put on the contact lenses and white face paint, not any kind of full-blown clown makeup but just enough to look creepy obviously unnatural in poor light >take a long walk around the empty city streets, vibing the dark night air and the stark light of street lamps >not many people around, see like 7 people altogether >pass them by like I normally would, but flash a wide grin to the ones who accidentally make eye contact >get back home around 2 am, take contacts off and take a shower, go to sleep like I normally do >forget all about this incident >be now, halloween 2022 >covid has calmed down where I live, sit at a party with people talking about returning to normal life >for some reason the 2016 clown sightings are brought up >though there were none in the town we live in, the new girlfriend of a guy I don't really know suddenly remembers something her friend told her >she tells how her friend swears up and down that she saw a man around that time but who SHE swears wasn't human, but the girl telling the story thinks was probably just some guy in a costume >unnaturally pale with something strange and unsettling about his eyes, she could not say what but human eyes don't look like that >and that thing had grinned at her >with disgusting, unnaturally brown-yellow teeth

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Anon Hates YouTube Ads

: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22 (Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.
: Anonymous A 38 KB JPG 05/17/22 (Tue)06:02:20 No.878323939 >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down They will not win.

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Anon Is Confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous confused >meet girl in college >she seems to be super interested in me, talks about how she loves my writing and piano >ask her if she wants to come listen to me play piano >she smiles huge and says yes >i play, she sits next to me, i teach her some chords, gently touching her hand, she's blushing >i leave, she's texting me non-stop >at midnight she asks me to come over and write for her >i come over, we hang out in the college lounge and I write some poetry for her >light physical touching, she moved out to sit right next to me, looking me in my eyes a lot >she asks me to play piano, i do >she says we should get to know each other more >i say to come sit up on the piano with me >she starts talking about herself >i talk, then there's a pause and we look at eachother >i ask her, "can i kiss you?" >and her entire face drops in shock >"w-what?" >I say "oh, i-" >she says "where did that come from" >rest of the night we do our best to not make it awkward, go on a walk around campus, i say i got to go >i get home, she keeps texting me non-stop AUMEN 11/04/22(Fri)06:15:00 No.888485811 84 KB JPG what the ACTUAL f--- is going on??? Am I retarded or something? Was this not the perfect set up? in what world do i write poetry and play piano for you at midnight and it's not romantic?? im f------ confused man. if it was because i was ugly (which maybe i am) why would she invite me and do all this? now she wants to know if we're still going to hang out tomorrow night... why would she still want to hang out? why is she not ghosting me?
Anonymous confused >meet girl in college >she seems to be super interested in me, talks about how she loves my writing and piano >ask her if she wants to come listen to me play piano >she smiles huge and says yes >i play, she sits next to me, i teach her some chords, gently touching her hand, she's blushing >i leave, she's texting me non-stop >at midnight she asks me to come over and write for her >i come over, we hang out in the college lounge and I write some poetry for her >light physical touching, she moved out to sit right next to me, looking me in my eyes a lot >she asks me to play piano, i do >she says we should get to know each other more >i say to come sit up on the piano with me >she starts talking about herself >i talk, then there's a pause and we look at eachother >i ask her, "can i kiss you?" >and her entire face drops in shock >"w-what?" >I say "oh, i-" >she says "where did that come from" >rest of the night we do our best to not make it awkward, go on a walk around campus, i say i got to go >i get home, she keeps texting me non-stop AUMEN 11/04/22(Fri)06:15:00 No.888485811 84 KB JPG what the ACTUAL f--- is going on??? Am I retarded or something? Was this not the perfect set up? in what world do i write poetry and play piano for you at midnight and it's not romantic?? im f------ confused man. if it was because i was ugly (which maybe i am) why would she invite me and do all this? now she wants to know if we're still going to hang out tomorrow night... why would she still want to hang out? why is she not ghosting me?

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Anon plays red dead redemption 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---
: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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anon gets ousted by his autism | /r/Greentext

>calls 911 >still spazzing on floor c--- in hand >ambulance arrives Mega coomer 08/31/22(Wed)03:44:23 No.884824127 >be me >mega coomer >in room >fapping >get to my orgasm >orgasm so f------ hard i cant see or move or think >turns out i had a seizure and an orgasm >mom walks in on my spazzing on the floor holding my d--- >takes picture?? >emts see me spazzing on floor >go to hospital >get mri >i have brain tumor >not cancer >they can remove it >after surgery i check social media >see post about me >they belittle me and the p--- i was watching >"Big Busty Milf tells you how loved you are after intense and sensual f------" >mom goes on facebook tells same story, word for f------ word what do now anons they know im a coomer
>calls 911 >still spazzing on floor c--- in hand >ambulance arrives Mega coomer 08/31/22(Wed)03:44:23 No.884824127 >be me >mega coomer >in room >fapping >get to my orgasm >orgasm so f------ hard i cant see or move or think >turns out i had a seizure and an orgasm >mom walks in on my spazzing on the floor holding my d--- >takes picture?? >emts see me spazzing on floor >go to hospital >get mri >i have brain tumor >not cancer >they can remove it >after surgery i check social media >see post about me >they belittle me and the p--- i was watching >"Big Busty Milf tells you how loved you are after intense and sensual f------" >mom goes on facebook tells same story, word for f------ word what do now anons they know im a coomer

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Anon catches his wife cheating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/22 (Fri) 16:43:10 No.888478700 >Be me, married man in his 30s >Wife works part time as a Nurse >Otherwise she spends a lot of time at home >She loves to chat with our neighbour a lot >He's in his 20s, fit built like a chad and confident >My wife talks to him every day >She and him hang out when I'm not home sometimes >My buddies sometimes pass by my house >They say neighbour flirts with wife when I'm not there >One of my buds saw him inside the house >Get really mad when I find out >I get off work early and head off home >I get through the door and up to the bedroom >Hear them giggling behind the door >Open the door... >He's naked, his ass arched towards the door >Wife is next to him naked and watching the door >Wife: "Oh no, Anon, you caught us." >Neighbour: "What will you do to me, sir?" What the f--- is happening here?
Anonymous 11/04/22 (Fri) 16:43:10 No.888478700 >Be me, married man in his 30s >Wife works part time as a Nurse >Otherwise she spends a lot of time at home >She loves to chat with our neighbour a lot >He's in his 20s, fit built like a chad and confident >My wife talks to him every day >She and him hang out when I'm not home sometimes >My buddies sometimes pass by my house >They say neighbour flirts with wife when I'm not there >One of my buds saw him inside the house >Get really mad when I find out >I get off work early and head off home >I get through the door and up to the bedroom >Hear them giggling behind the door >Open the door... >He's naked, his ass arched towards the door >Wife is next to him naked and watching the door >Wife: "Oh no, Anon, you caught us." >Neighbour: "What will you do to me, sir?" What the f--- is happening here?

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Anon spitting facts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread
Anonymous /genderequality/ 72 KB JPG 09/17/18(Mon)05:58:34 No.48178550 >be me >suck a d--- >gets called a f----- >girl sucks multiple d---- >not a f----- >mfw View Thread

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anon likes ryan gosling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Dude 11/04/22 (Fri)00:12:37 No.70847234 >>70846397 (OP) # I've created an entire personality around Ryan Gosling's character in "The Place Beyond The Pines". When I say I pretend to be him I mean almost 1:1; >Was already into dirt biking 23 KB JPG >Starting going to the county fair every year, eventually started competing in the dirt bike races >Dress the same STOP >Started working in an auto shop despite not knowing anything about cars at the time >Starting carrying and practicing with a balisong >Almost never speak, communicate almost entirely with subtle nods and brief sentences I've never gotten a girlfriend out of it, but I have been flirted with on a few occasions, and I'm a very low-tier local celebrity and people in my town and towns near mine sometimes recognize me on the street because of the county fair. I've been doing this since 2013 and am in far too deep to ever stop.
: Anonymous Dude 11/04/22 (Fri)00:12:37 No.70847234 >>70846397 (OP) # I've created an entire personality around Ryan Gosling's character in "The Place Beyond The Pines". When I say I pretend to be him I mean almost 1:1; >Was already into dirt biking 23 KB JPG >Starting going to the county fair every year, eventually started competing in the dirt bike races >Dress the same STOP >Started working in an auto shop despite not knowing anything about cars at the time >Starting carrying and practicing with a balisong >Almost never speak, communicate almost entirely with subtle nods and brief sentences I've never gotten a girlfriend out of it, but I have been flirted with on a few occasions, and I'm a very low-tier local celebrity and people in my town and towns near mine sometimes recognize me on the street because of the county fair. I've been doing this since 2013 and am in far too deep to ever stop.

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Anon pulls a prank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank
: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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anon has the personality of a 4 year old | /r/Greentext

14 KB JPG If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >I was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment
14 KB JPG If you take pleasure in making normies seethe, just ask them stuff >Be me >I was having a conversation with a few beta climatefags today >We were discussing fashion and I bring up H&M >"Ugh, H&M is the worst" >"Why?" >"Because they're, like so involved in fast fashion" >"What's that?" >"It's when clothing companies sell poorly made clothes at low prices" >"Why?" >"To make more money" >"Why's that bad?" >"Because it's so wasteful, loads of water is used on a single t shirt for example" >"Why?" >"Because cotton plants need a lot of water" >"So why don't we just give them water?" >"Because as a human race, we have a small, limited supply" >"Why's that bad?" At this point the climafag was starting to get p----- >"Because water is essential for human life" >"Why?" >"Because we need to wash, drink and water our crops" >"Why?" >"To survive" >"Why do we need to survive?" At this point the cuck was fuming and seething because he didn't have an answer. Very funny if you're unemployed and want some entertainment

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Anon lives under the sea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)13:09:59 No.70377616 1664335122333743.jpg 612 KB JPG >sea creature breaks pipeline >humans blame eachother >they all die in ww3 >fish population returns
: Anonymous 09/28/22 (Wed)13:09:59 No.70377616 1664335122333743.jpg 612 KB JPG >sea creature breaks pipeline >humans blame eachother >they all die in ww3 >fish population returns

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k/ommando goes hunting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 lb cougar >I almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. AIN'T THAT SOME S---? Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File 1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No. 10543108 File 1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR
Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:27 No.10543005 This board is the closest thing to /outdoors/ so I though I might want to post this here. >Going boar hunting with friend. >He said he wants to bring his animal cause it can hunt effectively >"What's it's name" >"Fluffy" he says >That's a strange name for a dog a think >Comes back with a 140 lb cougar >I almost shoulder my rifle We didn't even get to shoot anything. It would just run into the wood's and and drag back dead boar's. It's almost cheating. We live in Ohio, so it's legal to own a cougar btw. AIN'T THAT SOME S---? Blackadder !hDddafoU.A 01/14/12(Sat)11:29 No.10543013 File 1326558540.gif-(700 KB, 480x270, 1326421282530.gif) Holy balls Anonymous 01/14/12(Sat)11:47 No. 10543108 File 1326559673.png-(55 KB, 493x425, 1310054150718.png) >upstanding african american gentlment break into your house >ITS A F------ COUGAR

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Eyyyy Post your missed opportunities 11/03/22(Thu)10:14:09 No.888430212 138 KB PNG >be me in 9th grade >take a leak during recess in the bathroom stall >after I'm done, I hear laughter from above >look up to see a guy in my class peeping at my peepee >he tells everyone mine's so big I have to roll it up like a garden hose before tucking it in my pants >he even gave me a nickname: "voëla" which is slang for penis in my language >word spreads around school >girls kept asking me why they call me that, I just kinda shrug it off and carry on being the autistic little s--- that I am >eventually, some black girl comes up to me >"say, anon, I hear you have a big one" >"c'mon, I just wanna feel it inside me" >"just in and out, just once, please" >I laugh it off and thought she was joking mfw it took me a few years to realise she wasn't really joking, and that I probably missed countless other opportunities
: Eyyyy Post your missed opportunities 11/03/22(Thu)10:14:09 No.888430212 138 KB PNG >be me in 9th grade >take a leak during recess in the bathroom stall >after I'm done, I hear laughter from above >look up to see a guy in my class peeping at my peepee >he tells everyone mine's so big I have to roll it up like a garden hose before tucking it in my pants >he even gave me a nickname: "voëla" which is slang for penis in my language >word spreads around school >girls kept asking me why they call me that, I just kinda shrug it off and carry on being the autistic little s--- that I am >eventually, some black girl comes up to me >"say, anon, I hear you have a big one" >"c'mon, I just wanna feel it inside me" >"just in and out, just once, please" >I laugh it off and thought she was joking mfw it took me a few years to realise she wasn't really joking, and that I probably missed countless other opportunities

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