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: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)09:33:53 No.64987679 ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL >be used to waking up at 6am for work >on the weekend I only sleep in until like 7 >parents don't get out of bed until 10 or 11 137 КВ PNG >dogs all sleep in my parents' room >one dog barks at everything and will hear me if I go out to the kitchen >tfw wake up and have to wait four 4 hours to eat breakfast I'm so f------ hungry guys 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)09:53:15 No.64987860 >>64987679 (OP) # just eat man, not your fault your parents wake up at 10 and have bitchy ass dogs.
: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)09:33:53 No.64987679 ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL >be used to waking up at 6am for work >on the weekend I only sleep in until like 7 >parents don't get out of bed until 10 or 11 137 КВ PNG >dogs all sleep in my parents' room >one dog barks at everything and will hear me if I go out to the kitchen >tfw wake up and have to wait four 4 hours to eat breakfast I'm so f------ hungry guys 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)09:53:15 No.64987860 >>64987679 (OP) # just eat man, not your fault your parents wake up at 10 and have bitchy ass dogs.

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Anon is a wizard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/16(Mon)12:08:04 No.31679831 >be autist >have nothing to do >decide to cast a magic spell because you gotta try every so often in case you DO have those secret anime powers >read 7 is magic number 13 KB PNG >make text document called 77777777777777777777777777777777777 777777777.txt >write a bunch of names while chanting b------- >next day neighbor is found dead AMA
: Anonymous 09/26/16(Mon)12:08:04 No.31679831 >be autist >have nothing to do >decide to cast a magic spell because you gotta try every so often in case you DO have those secret anime powers >read 7 is magic number 13 KB PNG >make text document called 77777777777777777777777777777777777 777777777.txt >write a bunch of names while chanting b------- >next day neighbor is found dead AMA

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Anon watches trap porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)06:59:19 No.64986335 >watching trap p--- >really close to c------ >trap opens their mouth >sounds like a dude >lose boner 482 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)06:59:19 No.64986335 >watching trap p--- >really close to c------ >trap opens their mouth >sounds like a dude >lose boner 482 KB PNG

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Anon doesn't care about Afghanistan | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 20210815 154402.jpg (73 KB, 412x412) Taliban for W Anonymous (ID: mMj+Urz2 ) e 08/15/21(Sun)15:54:33 No.334349183 ► >>334349329 >Cries on twitter "Stop bombing brown kids, America go back!" >American Army actually leaves Afghanistan >Taliban takes over >Taliban releases a list asking for every Office worker, Banker, LGBT supporter, Journalists , News Anchor, Ex-government officials, Kafirs to be given over for "slaughtering purposes" >Thousands of innocents will die >mfw >> Anonymous (ID: BNklubM6 ) | 08/15/21(Sun)15:56:04 No.334349329 Daddy Anonymous (ID: OQ5CCqn1 ) 08/15/21(Sun)15:58:52 No.334349568 I don't give a f--- how many f------ get killed.
File: IMG 20210815 154402.jpg (73 KB, 412x412) Taliban for W Anonymous (ID: mMj+Urz2 ) e 08/15/21(Sun)15:54:33 No.334349183 ► >>334349329 >Cries on twitter "Stop bombing brown kids, America go back!" >American Army actually leaves Afghanistan >Taliban takes over >Taliban releases a list asking for every Office worker, Banker, LGBT supporter, Journalists , News Anchor, Ex-government officials, Kafirs to be given over for "slaughtering purposes" >Thousands of innocents will die >mfw >> Anonymous (ID: BNklubM6 ) | 08/15/21(Sun)15:56:04 No.334349329 Daddy Anonymous (ID: OQ5CCqn1 ) 08/15/21(Sun)15:58:52 No.334349568 I don't give a f--- how many f------ get killed.

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And they say people on 4chan is bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)04:16:08 No.16526551 >make dough >let it rise >its really big >really happy with my yeast babbys working overtime >the dought looks so vibrant and full of life >pop it in the oven >take it out >it hits me >its golden brown but so cold and lifeless >realise I've holocausted my yeast colony >l have forsaken my creation in pursuit of gluttony may god have mercy on my soul
: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)04:16:08 No.16526551 >make dough >let it rise >its really big >really happy with my yeast babbys working overtime >the dought looks so vibrant and full of life >pop it in the oven >take it out >it hits me >its golden brown but so cold and lifeless >realise I've holocausted my yeast colony >l have forsaken my creation in pursuit of gluttony may god have mercy on my soul

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Only in Austrailia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SvtK8oi9 國02/16/16(TL >live in Australia >someone tries to rob my house >notice his ground-harness is a bit rusty >throw boomerang at it >it breaks >laugh as he falls into the sun
Anonymous (ID: SvtK8oi9 國02/16/16(TL >live in Australia >someone tries to rob my house >notice his ground-harness is a bit rusty >throw boomerang at it >it breaks >laugh as he falls into the sun

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Anon fixes his problem | /r/Greentext

File: 793329411008102420.png (1 KB, 20x20) O Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)01:05:20 No.64983806 >have problem >think of smug 20x20 pepe >dont have problem anymore it really is that easy
File: 793329411008102420.png (1 KB, 20x20) O Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)01:05:20 No.64983806 >have problem >think of smug 20x20 pepe >dont have problem anymore it really is that easy

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Anon touches grass | /r/Greentext

File: 5373E980-DAF6-4A3D-9296-8(..).jpg (367 KB, 1079x1074) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:23:45 No.64972713 [Reply] >DO NOT SIMPLY TOUCH THE GRASS >CONSUME THE GRASS >BECOME ONE WITH THE GRASS >LEARN THE SECRETS OF THE GRASS >BECOME GOD-KING-EMPEROR OF THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF GRASS
File: 5373E980-DAF6-4A3D-9296-8(..).jpg (367 KB, 1079x1074) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:23:45 No.64972713 [Reply] >DO NOT SIMPLY TOUCH THE GRASS >CONSUME THE GRASS >BECOME ONE WITH THE GRASS >LEARN THE SECRETS OF THE GRASS >BECOME GOD-KING-EMPEROR OF THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF GRASS

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Anon makes stuff up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)13:04:11 No.27043246 Only just learned no one else had window-opening classes, freaking the f--- out. >elementary through to high school >always had window opening classes, everyone did 6 KB GIF >graded on how fast you could open and lock windows >gradually taught how to open different styles of windows through the years >always thought it was a waste of a class since it was the same length as any other class, and it was pathetically easy to do for everyone in the class. you would have to try to fail. >"oh great, window opening class again" no one ever knew what the f------ point of it was >only people that failed were literally just people without arms >my high school was in an entirely different state but had window opening classes >I have a f------ Level 3 qualification in European- style Window Aperture Locking and Unlocking >Apparently no one else did this Ixl please tell me i'm not the only one my university housemates think i'm f------ making this up
: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)13:04:11 No.27043246 Only just learned no one else had window-opening classes, freaking the f--- out. >elementary through to high school >always had window opening classes, everyone did 6 KB GIF >graded on how fast you could open and lock windows >gradually taught how to open different styles of windows through the years >always thought it was a waste of a class since it was the same length as any other class, and it was pathetically easy to do for everyone in the class. you would have to try to fail. >"oh great, window opening class again" no one ever knew what the f------ point of it was >only people that failed were literally just people without arms >my high school was in an entirely different state but had window opening classes >I have a f------ Level 3 qualification in European- style Window Aperture Locking and Unlocking >Apparently no one else did this Ixl please tell me i'm not the only one my university housemates think i'm f------ making this up

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Anon plays a song | /r/Greentext

>live in a "shared appartment" for students >only share bathroom and kitchen >I live with 3 girls >barely ever see them >two of them are alright but the other is a cuntzilla >obnoxious slut that never cleans up, plays her music loud etc >her bedroom is below mine >she brings back guys all the time and has loud, graphic sex >the floors and ceilings are ancient and full of gaps so I can hear everything >can't sleep because of her moaning and screaming >enough.jpeg >next time she brought a guy back home I put my speakers face down on the floor >set volume to loudest >wait for them to start having sex >play "Final Countdown" >couple of minutes later I hear them arguing >stop playing music >hear them start having sex again >press play >ITSSSS THE FIINNNAAALLLLLL COUUUNNNTTTDOowwWNNNN >the guy comes upstairs >"uhh.. listen man. could you stop playing that song? I can't." >"OHHHHH YOU CAN HEAR THAT? MY BAD!" >he goes back to her room and as soon as l hear her moan... >ITSSSSSSSS THE FIIINNNAAALLLLLL COUUUNNNTTTDOOWWWNNNNNNNN >hear them fight, he leaves >she comes upstairs and calls me an a------ (I don't open the door) This went on for a couple of weeks until she stopped bringing guys back.. >months later, I'm playing call of duty >take off my headphones >hear her moaning and gasping >bring out the speakers >ITSSSS THE FINNNAAALLLLLL COUUUNNNTTTDOowwWNNNN >no fight, no arguing, but I can still hear her moans >play song again. >no reaction >play song again and again >after about 7 or 8 times there's a knock at my door >it's one of the other girls >she tells me cuntzilla is in tears because she just got a phone call from back home >her father is terminally ill and doesn't have long to live >mfw
>live in a "shared appartment" for students >only share bathroom and kitchen >I live with 3 girls >barely ever see them >two of them are alright but the other is a cuntzilla >obnoxious slut that never cleans up, plays her music loud etc >her bedroom is below mine >she brings back guys all the time and has loud, graphic sex >the floors and ceilings are ancient and full of gaps so I can hear everything >can't sleep because of her moaning and screaming >enough.jpeg >next time she brought a guy back home I put my speakers face down on the floor >set volume to loudest >wait for them to start having sex >play "Final Countdown" >couple of minutes later I hear them arguing >stop playing music >hear them start having sex again >press play >ITSSSS THE FIINNNAAALLLLLL COUUUNNNTTTDOowwWNNNN >the guy comes upstairs >"uhh.. listen man. could you stop playing that song? I can't." >"OHHHHH YOU CAN HEAR THAT? MY BAD!" >he goes back to her room and as soon as l hear her moan... >ITSSSSSSSS THE FIIINNNAAALLLLLL COUUUNNNTTTDOOWWWNNNNNNNN >hear them fight, he leaves >she comes upstairs and calls me an a------ (I don't open the door) This went on for a couple of weeks until she stopped bringing guys back.. >months later, I'm playing call of duty >take off my headphones >hear her moaning and gasping >bring out the speakers >ITSSSS THE FINNNAAALLLLLL COUUUNNNTTTDOowwWNNNN >no fight, no arguing, but I can still hear her moans >play song again. >no reaction >play song again and again >after about 7 or 8 times there's a knock at my door >it's one of the other girls >she tells me cuntzilla is in tears because she just got a phone call from back home >her father is terminally ill and doesn't have long to live >mfw

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Anon has a particularly large wife | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:42:45 No.861035134 [Reply] >>861035278 a big, fat pig just flew by the window how O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:46:12 No.861035278 >>861035134 (OP) sorry that was my wife
O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:42:45 No.861035134 [Reply] >>861035278 a big, fat pig just flew by the window how O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:46:12 No.861035278 >>861035134 (OP) sorry that was my wife

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A stranger among us | /r/Greentext

File: simpson-homer-simpson.gif (772 KB, 498x361) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)17:24:19 No.861044249 [Reply] >be me >cousins 10th birthday >he asks for nerf guns >buy him a giant nerf shotgun that shoots huge darts >guns huge I mean larger than my cousin >has tiny fortnite label around the barrel >costs $30 but if it'll make him happy it's worth >wrap it up and go to his party >time passes >present time >he grabs my present since its the largest >happyboi.jpg >he starts opening it as everyone's taking pictures >he opens it and sees the barrel of the gun >instantdepression.png >l don't play fortnite! >he just throws it to the ground >everyone starts getting upset >mom finally makes him unwrap it and hold it up >he poses with it for pictures while frowning >he throws up a giant thumbsdown and chunks the gun >burningupinside.gif >furious at how he's acting but don't do anything >he grabs the next present >rips it open >euphoria.mp4 >he starts jumping up and down and screaming with excitement >pulls out an amongus plush from the box >none of the adults know what it is >immediately doesn't care about the rest of his presents and just runs off to a rum with his plushies >everyones confused but at least happy he's happy >mfw
File: simpson-homer-simpson.gif (772 KB, 498x361) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)17:24:19 No.861044249 [Reply] >be me >cousins 10th birthday >he asks for nerf guns >buy him a giant nerf shotgun that shoots huge darts >guns huge I mean larger than my cousin >has tiny fortnite label around the barrel >costs $30 but if it'll make him happy it's worth >wrap it up and go to his party >time passes >present time >he grabs my present since its the largest >happyboi.jpg >he starts opening it as everyone's taking pictures >he opens it and sees the barrel of the gun >instantdepression.png >l don't play fortnite! >he just throws it to the ground >everyone starts getting upset >mom finally makes him unwrap it and hold it up >he poses with it for pictures while frowning >he throws up a giant thumbsdown and chunks the gun >burningupinside.gif >furious at how he's acting but don't do anything >he grabs the next present >rips it open >euphoria.mp4 >he starts jumping up and down and screaming with excitement >pulls out an amongus plush from the box >none of the adults know what it is >immediately doesn't care about the rest of his presents and just runs off to a rum with his plushies >everyones confused but at least happy he's happy >mfw

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Anon doesn’t understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)01:56:52 No.64978749 >be incel >message ftm on grindr >f--- her in the ass >no longer incel >also not gay Why are you robots not doing this? You get to take advantage of a 235 KB PNG woman's mental illness for sex.
: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)01:56:52 No.64978749 >be incel >message ftm on grindr >f--- her in the ass >no longer incel >also not gay Why are you robots not doing this? You get to take advantage of a 235 KB PNG woman's mental illness for sex.

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Femanon is black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)07:54:53 No.861055548 >Be me >19 year old black girl in Virginia >2003 >Excited to begin new semester at local community college >See a really cute guy one day >Striped polo, blue jeans and tennis shoes 119 KB JPG >He has a cool looking necklace on >See him hanging up a sign on the wall >Go over and look at it >"Looking for an 18-20 year old girl" >"I'm a gentleman" >Aw that's cute the guy must be shy >Look at bottom of the sign >"No blacks." >Feel embarrassed and walk away >Go home and cry because I feel like I'm going to be forever alone >18 years later >On Twitter >See weird hashtag trending >Heh, that kinda sounds like the name of that dude I had a crush on >Open thread >See picture >God really does work in mysterious ways
: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)07:54:53 No.861055548 >Be me >19 year old black girl in Virginia >2003 >Excited to begin new semester at local community college >See a really cute guy one day >Striped polo, blue jeans and tennis shoes 119 KB JPG >He has a cool looking necklace on >See him hanging up a sign on the wall >Go over and look at it >"Looking for an 18-20 year old girl" >"I'm a gentleman" >Aw that's cute the guy must be shy >Look at bottom of the sign >"No blacks." >Feel embarrassed and walk away >Go home and cry because I feel like I'm going to be forever alone >18 years later >On Twitter >See weird hashtag trending >Heh, that kinda sounds like the name of that dude I had a crush on >Open thread >See picture >God really does work in mysterious ways

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Anon Needs Better Friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)07:34:25 No.64972823 >relapse 2 days ago >swear l'll quit this time >best friend calls >"hey man I'm out of town can you pick up this batch of drug delivery for me and hold on to it for a couple weeks? you can take half if you want 25 KB PNG ????????
: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)07:34:25 No.64972823 >relapse 2 days ago >swear l'll quit this time >best friend calls >"hey man I'm out of town can you pick up this batch of drug delivery for me and hold on to it for a couple weeks? you can take half if you want 25 KB PNG ????????

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/izen shares a story | /r/Greentext

20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes
20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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Anon discovers comment bots | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)23:28:06 No.64976837 >Scrolling youtube >Video of some dude coming back home from a deployment and reuniting with his wife >Thats nice >Go to comments 283 KB JPG >"Kill all Americans" >"She looks like a w----" >"All Americans are killing children" >"Defund the Military for BLM my bruthas" >"He should have died, war criminal" >What the hell happened here? Why cant we just enjoy things anymore?
: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)23:28:06 No.64976837 >Scrolling youtube >Video of some dude coming back home from a deployment and reuniting with his wife >Thats nice >Go to comments 283 KB JPG >"Kill all Americans" >"She looks like a w----" >"All Americans are killing children" >"Defund the Military for BLM my bruthas" >"He should have died, war criminal" >What the hell happened here? Why cant we just enjoy things anymore?

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anon is 7 or 8 ss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Feels thread 10/25/17(Wed)23:08:02 No.40672912 >Be me >Be 7 or 8 >Female friend sees that I don't like people touching me >Constantly tries to hug me >One day I let her do it >Feels really nice 36 KB JPG >Eventually hugging turns to cuddling >Frequently cuddle with her >One day it just stops >Don't know why >Never talked to her about it 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/25/17(Wed)23:16:28 No.40673029 >>40672912 (OP) # You never made a move on her sexually so it started to get weird. >>40673779 # : Anonymous 10/26/17(Thu)00:09:09 No.40673779 >>40673029 # >7 or 8 >sexual
: Anonymous Feels thread 10/25/17(Wed)23:08:02 No.40672912 >Be me >Be 7 or 8 >Female friend sees that I don't like people touching me >Constantly tries to hug me >One day I let her do it >Feels really nice 36 KB JPG >Eventually hugging turns to cuddling >Frequently cuddle with her >One day it just stops >Don't know why >Never talked to her about it 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/25/17(Wed)23:16:28 No.40673029 >>40672912 (OP) # You never made a move on her sexually so it started to get weird. >>40673779 # : Anonymous 10/26/17(Thu)00:09:09 No.40673779 >>40673029 # >7 or 8 >sexual

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