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Anon fixes his problem | /r/Greentext
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![File: 5373E980-DAF6-4A3D-9296-8(..).jpg (367 KB, 1079x1074) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:23:45 No.64972713 [Reply] >DO NOT SIMPLY TOUCH THE GRASS >CONSUME THE GRASS >BECOME ONE WITH THE GRASS >LEARN THE SECRETS OF THE GRASS >BECOME GOD-KING-EMPEROR OF THE WORLD WITH THE POWER OF GRASS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/174/037/3cc.png "Anon touches grass | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:42:45 No.861035134 [Reply] >>861035278 a big, fat pig just flew by the window how O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)15:46:12 No.861035278 >>861035134 (OP) sorry that was my wife](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/961/0ca.png "Anon has a particularly large wife | /r/Greentext")
![File: simpson-homer-simpson.gif (772 KB, 498x361) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)17:24:19 No.861044249 [Reply] >be me >cousins 10th birthday >he asks for nerf guns >buy him a giant nerf shotgun that shoots huge darts >guns huge I mean larger than my cousin >has tiny fortnite label around the barrel >costs $30 but if it'll make him happy it's worth >wrap it up and go to his party >time passes >present time >he grabs my present since its the largest >happyboi.jpg >he starts opening it as everyone's taking pictures >he opens it and sees the barrel of the gun >instantdepression.png >l don't play fortnite! >he just throws it to the ground >everyone starts getting upset >mom finally makes him unwrap it and hold it up >he poses with it for pictures while frowning >he throws up a giant thumbsdown and chunks the gun >burningupinside.gif >furious at how he's acting but don't do anything >he grabs the next present >rips it open >euphoria.mp4 >he starts jumping up and down and screaming with excitement >pulls out an amongus plush from the box >none of the adults know what it is >immediately doesn't care about the rest of his presents and just runs off to a rum with his plushies >everyones confused but at least happy he's happy >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/959/598.jpg "A stranger among us | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 07/10/23 (Mon)19:34:08 No.73972941 [Reply]► >>73973417 >be pretty average looking ethnicel >install some s----- app where you talk to strangers because bored >start a conversation with a random anon person >have a pretty funny and entertaining conversation >i find out the person that I've been talking to is actually a girl >things get interesting >she asks me if I want to exchange face pics >hesitantly say yes >send her a pic of myself >receive a pic of a 9/10 white girl, a couple of levels above my league (pic related) >tell her she's really pretty, she says you too >jokingly say that I don't believe it's really her >immediately receive notification, "incoming request for video call" >oh s---, start to panic, my hair is completely unkempt >run to the bathroom to fix my hair quickly >run back to my room and accept video call >it's literally her lying in bed (it was late) >we giggle and it was a bit awkward but we quickly got comfortable >she reaffirms that she thinks i'm cute, once again tell her that she's really pretty >knew that I have to go in hard now and take charge because pretty girls like that don't stick around too long >ask if she ever wants to do something like go see a movie or something >she says sure and gives me her phone number >she says it's getting late and she has to go to school tomorrow >tell her me as well and say good night >be in a maximum state of euphoria >confidence boosted beyond anything i have ever experienced >wake up next morning >receive message from her "good morning" >talk to her all day during lectures >conversation was heading towards things like fashion and general appearance >says she likes my style and vibe >she suddenly asks how tall I am >ask her "why?" >she says she's 5'11/180cm and she wants a guy who is taller than her >she wants a guy who is around 6'1/185cm or preferably even taller My heart stopped for a moment there. I am only 5'9/176 cm. I had no idea she was that tall. I have never been that conscious or worried about my height ever really in my life until now.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/619/726/998.png "Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext")
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