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Anonymous 257 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed) 22:41:54 No.79225208 >be me >19, live in suburbs >during last year of highschool confess to best friend >they say we can try things out because they like me and had a crush on me a long time ago >we were both the "weird kid" in our classes and had mental problems >fast forward to last 3 months, we are dating and everything, but they get into a fashion subculture >picrel >they say theyre litterally this insane character >signs of BPD get worss >they make me leave all my friends or else she'll leave me and spread rumors on my campus >cant do anything right, one minute they are asking me for sex the next they are telling me to kill my self because i had work and couldn't answer their calls >they start looking through all my digital devices, phone, laptop, everything >yesterday visted me with a knife in their bag "just in case they found out i was cheating" >be at local library to make this post, not risking anything I no longer and incel, but have actual crazy Gf, genuenly fear for me life anons, what do?
Anonymous 257 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed) 22:41:54 No.79225208 >be me >19, live in suburbs >during last year of highschool confess to best friend >they say we can try things out because they like me and had a crush on me a long time ago >we were both the "weird kid" in our classes and had mental problems >fast forward to last 3 months, we are dating and everything, but they get into a fashion subculture >picrel >they say theyre litterally this insane character >signs of BPD get worss >they make me leave all my friends or else she'll leave me and spread rumors on my campus >cant do anything right, one minute they are asking me for sex the next they are telling me to kill my self because i had work and couldn't answer their calls >they start looking through all my digital devices, phone, laptop, everything >yesterday visted me with a knife in their bag "just in case they found out i was cheating" >be at local library to make this post, not risking anything I no longer and incel, but have actual crazy Gf, genuenly fear for me life anons, what do?

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بھی J doubleespressopepedepresso.jpg 37 KB JPG >you play as "the resistance" 211
بھی J doubleespressopepedepresso.jpg 37 KB JPG >you play as "the resistance" 211

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Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:04:37 No.203522601 >Study engineering for 5 years >Random w---- who described how she spits on cocks before she sucks on them makes 10x my salary 166 KB JPG : Anonymous Kill all roasties. Anonymous >>203524359 # Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:14 No.203522624 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:51 No.203522652 10/17/24(Thu)09:06:47 No.203522689 The free market has determined she produces more value than you do. >>203523082 # >>203524045 # >>203524175 # >>203524321 #
Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:04:37 No.203522601 >Study engineering for 5 years >Random w---- who described how she spits on cocks before she sucks on them makes 10x my salary 166 KB JPG : Anonymous Kill all roasties. Anonymous >>203524359 # Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:14 No.203522624 10/17/24(Thu)09:05:51 No.203522652 10/17/24(Thu)09:06:47 No.203522689 The free market has determined she produces more value than you do. >>203523082 # >>203524045 # >>203524175 # >>203524321 #

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: Anonymous 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 14:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for him >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place? 166 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 14:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for him >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place? 166 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Arming The Resistance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous are women this retarded 07/18/24(Thu)09:20:46 No.31638702 Tolentino-The-Rage-of-the-Incels[1].jpg 1.81 MB JPG >match with girl on facebook dating >she's very quick to respond even when I take hours to respond >ask for her instagram and we start texting there >ask her is she's down to go out next week >she says "ofc im free.lets play bingo" >i ask her if she's serious but then I tell her that I'm down for it either way >i ask her where would we even play it and she says "on roblox" Is she f------ serious? How humiliating would that be if i actually agreed to this f------ "roblox date." This is the state of dating in 2024. Sub-chad men have to put up with this if we're lucky. What should I do? : Anonymous >>31638702 (OP) # Probably a bot >>31638777 # >>31638779 # 07/18/24(Thu)09:23:49 No.31638725
Anonymous are women this retarded 07/18/24(Thu)09:20:46 No.31638702 Tolentino-The-Rage-of-the-Incels[1].jpg 1.81 MB JPG >match with girl on facebook dating >she's very quick to respond even when I take hours to respond >ask for her instagram and we start texting there >ask her is she's down to go out next week >she says "ofc im free.lets play bingo" >i ask her if she's serious but then I tell her that I'm down for it either way >i ask her where would we even play it and she says "on roblox" Is she f------ serious? How humiliating would that be if i actually agreed to this f------ "roblox date." This is the state of dating in 2024. Sub-chad men have to put up with this if we're lucky. What should I do? : Anonymous >>31638702 (OP) # Probably a bot >>31638777 # >>31638779 # 07/18/24(Thu)09:23:49 No.31638725

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Anon Didn't Expect Wonderful Things From the Wizard of Oz | /r/Greentext

34 KB JPG >be me >9 years old >watching Wizard of Oz with dad >dad super hyped, loves the movie >I'm vibing, good times >"We're off to see the wizard..." part comes on >hear "Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaause... >Because of the wonderful PIXIE DUST!" >Pixie dust??? YES. HYPE. >Excited for pixie dust rest of the movie >whole time waiting for magical sparkles >movie ends, no pixie dust anywhere >devastated >start crying, literally thought I was lied to by gang >dad doesn't understand why son is crying >increase_crying_intensity = 100 >fart a little during peak scream >dad gives me "fml" look >didn't realize they said "THINGS HE DOES" until college >mfw_no_pixie_dust.png
34 KB JPG >be me >9 years old >watching Wizard of Oz with dad >dad super hyped, loves the movie >I'm vibing, good times >"We're off to see the wizard..." part comes on >hear "Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaause... >Because of the wonderful PIXIE DUST!" >Pixie dust??? YES. HYPE. >Excited for pixie dust rest of the movie >whole time waiting for magical sparkles >movie ends, no pixie dust anywhere >devastated >start crying, literally thought I was lied to by gang >dad doesn't understand why son is crying >increase_crying_intensity = 100 >fart a little during peak scream >dad gives me "fml" look >didn't realize they said "THINGS HE DOES" until college >mfw_no_pixie_dust.png

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Right through my heart | /r/Greentext

Anonymous who is at fault here 713 KB JPG は 10/23/24(Wed)19:59:54 No.79223520 >arrive to get blood work done, super nervous >trying to avoid eye contact and say as little as possible >sit down and roll up my sleeve for her >"you have nice veins" >immediately need to focus on not getting hard on the spot >"got any plans for later today?" n-not really >also talks about how she likes my shirt a lot >I'm so stunned that I'm mindlessly staring at the place she's about to draw blood from until I realize it and look away, even more embarrassed for this was she acting aggressive, or was that nothing at all and I'm just pathetic. weird thing is she didn't make a comment about my hair and that's what everyone mentions if they want to make small talk with me, I was definitely caught off guard
Anonymous who is at fault here 713 KB JPG は 10/23/24(Wed)19:59:54 No.79223520 >arrive to get blood work done, super nervous >trying to avoid eye contact and say as little as possible >sit down and roll up my sleeve for her >"you have nice veins" >immediately need to focus on not getting hard on the spot >"got any plans for later today?" n-not really >also talks about how she likes my shirt a lot >I'm so stunned that I'm mindlessly staring at the place she's about to draw blood from until I realize it and look away, even more embarrassed for this was she acting aggressive, or was that nothing at all and I'm just pathetic. weird thing is she didn't make a comment about my hair and that's what everyone mentions if they want to make small talk with me, I was definitely caught off guard

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Anon found a money glitch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous lunch 2 MB GIF 05/11/24(Sat) 10:07:00 No.77456803 random childhood memory unlocked >be me 15 years ago, bored >decide to sell my toys to neighborhood kids >one kid buys a toy truck for one dollar >he leaves truck in his yard during >sneak in and steal truck back >no idea why I did it, just a sudden impulse >that afternoon he comes back and says the truck was stolen >tell him that sucks, I only have one left, since it's my last one it will be three dollars if he wants it >he buys the truck again This was buried deep in the back of my brain. Do I need to check my ancestry?
Anonymous lunch 2 MB GIF 05/11/24(Sat) 10:07:00 No.77456803 random childhood memory unlocked >be me 15 years ago, bored >decide to sell my toys to neighborhood kids >one kid buys a toy truck for one dollar >he leaves truck in his yard during >sneak in and steal truck back >no idea why I did it, just a sudden impulse >that afternoon he comes back and says the truck was stolen >tell him that sucks, I only have one left, since it's my last one it will be three dollars if he wants it >he buys the truck again This was buried deep in the back of my brain. Do I need to check my ancestry?

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We could have it all | /r/Greentext

Anonymous him 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 09:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place?
Anonymous him 417 KB PNG 10/23/24(Wed) 09:58:19 No.79219762 >be my boyfriend >virgin >angry incel on here, hated women for not giving him love >i become his gf >i shower him with love and attention 24/7 >i make huge money sacrifices for >he loses his virginity with me >i buy clothes he likes so he can find me more attractive >i do everything to keep things calm and nice >he treats me like s--- and ignores me for days and acts as if im the toxic one >he says he would rather be single >he says i suffocate him too much when the only time we spend together is me and him on a call, with me muted, watching him play videogames or simply listening to his breathing >im visiting him in 18 days for a month 1. how do i make him love me and give a s--- about me like he used to? 2. what if he just keeps treating me like s--- once im there and ignores me and leaves me to fend for myself in an unknown country? 3. why is he treating me this way in the first place?

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Anon wants to be a horny witcher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Witcher 1 1.33 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)13:44:30 No.692652951 >give wolfskin to prove you are a worthy hunter >get rewarded with sex Times were simple back in the days as a witcher.
Anonymous The Witcher 1 1.33 MB PNG 10/23/24(Wed)13:44:30 No.692652951 >give wolfskin to prove you are a worthy hunter >get rewarded with sex Times were simple back in the days as a witcher.

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: Anonymous I was stupid. cp shold 1.3 MB PNG back. my life is a joke 3 Replies 10/23/24(Wed)16:28:38 No.79220258 >Be paranoid schizo >Start to suspect everyone at work hates me. >Don't have any reason to believe that, just go on vibes, so I think it's just my paranoia acting up. >Got fired because three coworkers I trusted the most conspired against me and stabbed me in the View Thread
: Anonymous I was stupid. cp shold 1.3 MB PNG back. my life is a joke 3 Replies 10/23/24(Wed)16:28:38 No.79220258 >Be paranoid schizo >Start to suspect everyone at work hates me. >Don't have any reason to believe that, just go on vibes, so I think it's just my paranoia acting up. >Got fired because three coworkers I trusted the most conspired against me and stabbed me in the View Thread

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I'll eat you alive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IT'S JOEVER 25 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)19:50:17 No.79212871 >have massive crush on friend >notice she likes a lot of memes about getting eaten out on socials >leaving town for good soon, will never see her again >shoot my shot >"lol I don't even remember liking those" >leave a serious offer on the table >"that's generous but that's not something I'm looking for right now" Just call me ugly already, f---.
Anonymous IT'S JOEVER 25 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)19:50:17 No.79212871 >have massive crush on friend >notice she likes a lot of memes about getting eaten out on socials >leaving town for good soon, will never see her again >shoot my shot >"lol I don't even remember liking those" >leave a serious offer on the table >"that's generous but that's not something I'm looking for right now" Just call me ugly already, f---.

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Anon tries Detroit style pizza | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed)03:45:42 No.926384596 >be me >Go to pizza place I haven't seen before >They've got Detroit style which I've never had >Order a full one that runs me like 35 bucks but, ah well >Mfw they bring it out and that sucker is crispy ASF with lots of cheese and sauce on top >Also mfw I take my first bite and feel that slight crunch Have you taken the Detroit style pizza-pill yet anon?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed)03:45:42 No.926384596 >be me >Go to pizza place I haven't seen before >They've got Detroit style which I've never had >Order a full one that runs me like 35 bucks but, ah well >Mfw they bring it out and that sucker is crispy ASF with lots of cheese and sauce on top >Also mfw I take my first bite and feel that slight crunch Have you taken the Detroit style pizza-pill yet anon?

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Anon studies the American Civil War | /r/Greentext

File: download (9).jpg (172 KB, 1200x675) Confederates: Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)13:29:44 No.17198166 ►>>17198710>>17199097 Union: >Conceive of a brilliant strategic plan to capture a hill >Execute it in the most retarded way possible >Lose half the army in failed Human wave attacks >Occupy the hill after Rebs run out of ammo >Claim victory because the value of the hill outweighs the thousands of men who died for it >Hill is retaken an hour later by Confederate cavalry >Conceive of the dumbest, most idiotic failed abortion of a plan ever put to paper to hold a hill >Tactical execution is flawless >Mow down wave after wave of Yankees >Run out of ammo, cannons melt, withdraw while taking shots from the rear >Claim victory because bluebellies fail to take the pig farm 0.4 miles from the hill >Half the army dies of starvation the next day
File: download (9).jpg (172 KB, 1200x675) Confederates: Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)13:29:44 No.17198166 ►>>17198710>>17199097 Union: >Conceive of a brilliant strategic plan to capture a hill >Execute it in the most retarded way possible >Lose half the army in failed Human wave attacks >Occupy the hill after Rebs run out of ammo >Claim victory because the value of the hill outweighs the thousands of men who died for it >Hill is retaken an hour later by Confederate cavalry >Conceive of the dumbest, most idiotic failed abortion of a plan ever put to paper to hold a hill >Tactical execution is flawless >Mow down wave after wave of Yankees >Run out of ammo, cannons melt, withdraw while taking shots from the rear >Claim victory because bluebellies fail to take the pig farm 0.4 miles from the hill >Half the army dies of starvation the next day

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This might soon be a reality | /r/Greentext

Dontos XBOXONE XBOX ONE >still feeling sick from the 14 Anonymous (ID: Gd4zYaQ7) 06/16/13(Sun)10:50:56 No.487373351 Repl >2018 >wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya >excited to play some halo 2k19 >"xbox on" >"XBOX ON" >"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!" >"Doritos™ Dew™ it right" >"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" >reach into my Doritos ™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest >only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night >force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" >xbox does nothing >i attempt to smile >"Connecting to verification server" >... >"Verification complete!" >finally >boot up halo 2k19 >finding multiplayer match... >"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" >my mother just walked in the room >"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" >"NO!" >"Console entering lock state!" >"to unlock drink verification can" >last can >"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" >drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick >pour the last half out the window >"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" >the mountain dew ad plays >i have to dance for it >feeling so sick >makes me sing along >dancing and singing >"mountain dew is for me and you" >throw up on my self >throw up on my tv and entertainment system >router shorts >"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" >"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
Dontos XBOXONE XBOX ONE >still feeling sick from the 14 Anonymous (ID: Gd4zYaQ7) 06/16/13(Sun)10:50:56 No.487373351 Repl >2018 >wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya >excited to play some halo 2k19 >"xbox on" >"XBOX ON" >"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!" >"Doritos™ Dew™ it right" >"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" >reach into my Doritos ™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest >only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night >force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" >xbox does nothing >i attempt to smile >"Connecting to verification server" >... >"Verification complete!" >finally >boot up halo 2k19 >finding multiplayer match... >"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" >my mother just walked in the room >"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" >"NO!" >"Console entering lock state!" >"to unlock drink verification can" >last can >"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" >drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick >pour the last half out the window >"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" >the mountain dew ad plays >i have to dance for it >feeling so sick >makes me sing along >dancing and singing >"mountain dew is for me and you" >throw up on my self >throw up on my tv and entertainment system >router shorts >"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" >"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"

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Diarrhœa Alley | /r/Greentext

File: 1687692190539191.jpg (292 KB, 1447x1437) Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)18:19:26 No.204711963 >>204711996 >>204712016 >>204712023 >>204712471 >>204712588 >>204712621 >>204712690 >>204713285 >>204714024 >>204714067 >>204714090 >>204715044 >> >Indian Harry Potter >he smells so bad that he kills Voldemort on the spot Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 18:20:43 No.204711996 ► >>204711963 (OP) >wizards magic away their poop It all makes sense, thanks JK. Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 18:41:11 No.204712400 >>204712429 >>204712439 >>204712471 >>204712484 >>204712493 >>204712550 >>204712727 >>204713326 >>204713986 >>204714046 >>204714087 >>204715006 >Indian Harry Potter >gets hit by the Hogwarts Express Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)18:50:40 No.204712588 ►>>204712712>>204715035 >>204711963 (OP) >Harry Pooter and the Brahmin's stone >Harry Pooter and the chamber pot of secrets >Harry Pooter and the britisher of azkaban >Harry Pooter and the curry of fire >Harry Pooter and order of the google card >Harry Pooter and the half caste prince >Harry Pooter and the deathly s---- Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)18:55:07 No.204712690 ►>>204713300 >>204711963 (OP). >Salazar Sirtherin created a monster specifically so nobody would ever use the toilets >> Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)19:48:29 No.204713566 File: IMG_1125.png (211 KB, 558x455) >RANJESH POTTER, DID YOU S--- IN THE STREET OF FIRE?!?! >FILCH HAS BEEN TRYING TO EXCAVATE MRS NORRIS FOR THE LAST TEN HOURS! Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)20:11:32 No.204713903 >>204713933 >It's levioSAR, not leviosir
File: 1687692190539191.jpg (292 KB, 1447x1437) Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)18:19:26 No.204711963 >>204711996 >>204712016 >>204712023 >>204712471 >>204712588 >>204712621 >>204712690 >>204713285 >>204714024 >>204714067 >>204714090 >>204715044 >> >Indian Harry Potter >he smells so bad that he kills Voldemort on the spot Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 18:20:43 No.204711996 ► >>204711963 (OP) >wizards magic away their poop It all makes sense, thanks JK. Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 18:41:11 No.204712400 >>204712429 >>204712439 >>204712471 >>204712484 >>204712493 >>204712550 >>204712727 >>204713326 >>204713986 >>204714046 >>204714087 >>204715006 >Indian Harry Potter >gets hit by the Hogwarts Express Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)18:50:40 No.204712588 ►>>204712712>>204715035 >>204711963 (OP) >Harry Pooter and the Brahmin's stone >Harry Pooter and the chamber pot of secrets >Harry Pooter and the britisher of azkaban >Harry Pooter and the curry of fire >Harry Pooter and order of the google card >Harry Pooter and the half caste prince >Harry Pooter and the deathly s---- Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)18:55:07 No.204712690 ►>>204713300 >>204711963 (OP). >Salazar Sirtherin created a monster specifically so nobody would ever use the toilets >> Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)19:48:29 No.204713566 File: IMG_1125.png (211 KB, 558x455) >RANJESH POTTER, DID YOU S--- IN THE STREET OF FIRE?!?! >FILCH HAS BEEN TRYING TO EXCAVATE MRS NORRIS FOR THE LAST TEN HOURS! Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)20:11:32 No.204713903 >>204713933 >It's levioSAR, not leviosir

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Anon's dad teaches him a lesson | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)14:53:24 No.926356507 >be me on my birthday in 2012 >Go to school >Get bullied like crazy as usual >Get home with tears in eyes >Tell dad >Dad says "toughen up buttercup" and gives me a kiss on the forehead My dad passed away last night, just figured I'd share one of my favorite memories
Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)14:53:24 No.926356507 >be me on my birthday in 2012 >Go to school >Get bullied like crazy as usual >Get home with tears in eyes >Tell dad >Dad says "toughen up buttercup" and gives me a kiss on the forehead My dad passed away last night, just figured I'd share one of my favorite memories

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Pattern Recognition and Dark Skinned Women in a New World! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon) 13:02:48 No.266540951 >I obtained the cheat skill [Pattern Recognition] and got kicked from the Hero's Party for antisemitism, so now i'm going to live a slow life preparing for the inevitable race-war, but these brown girls keep trying to seduce me?!? >>266541408 # >>266541926 # >>266542088 # >>266542249 # >>266542556 # >>266544046 # >>266544380 #
Anonymous 05/13/24(Mon) 13:02:48 No.266540951 >I obtained the cheat skill [Pattern Recognition] and got kicked from the Hero's Party for antisemitism, so now i'm going to live a slow life preparing for the inevitable race-war, but these brown girls keep trying to seduce me?!? >>266541408 # >>266541926 # >>266542088 # >>266542249 # >>266542556 # >>266544046 # >>266544380 #

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)23:59:57 No.79215146 >be me >crossing the street to arrive at the bus stop and return home >a girl was waiting at the bus as well >around 13 yo beautiful peruvian girl >half purple half brown hair, anime t- shirt >like picrel >and we make visual contact >she starts to get really shy, like a tomato >instantly feel in love with her >i place myself behind her in the line >can't stop looking at her >she starts to turn around quickly to see me, only to turn around again and gets nervous >she is so cute >slowly approach closer to her >she starts to get super nervous >im happy >shes happy >we are in love >this stays for a couple of seconds >don't have the courage to talk to her This was the only opportunity I had to have a gf and I missed. I feel miserable. She was perfect.
Anonymous 24 KB JPG 10/22/24(Tue)23:59:57 No.79215146 >be me >crossing the street to arrive at the bus stop and return home >a girl was waiting at the bus as well >around 13 yo beautiful peruvian girl >half purple half brown hair, anime t- shirt >like picrel >and we make visual contact >she starts to get really shy, like a tomato >instantly feel in love with her >i place myself behind her in the line >can't stop looking at her >she starts to turn around quickly to see me, only to turn around again and gets nervous >she is so cute >slowly approach closer to her >she starts to get super nervous >im happy >shes happy >we are in love >this stays for a couple of seconds >don't have the courage to talk to her This was the only opportunity I had to have a gf and I missed. I feel miserable. She was perfect.

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: Anonymous Girlfriend did p--- 161 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed)01:14:35 No.79215931 >be me >studying master's degree >25 KHHV >See super cute girl that looks oddly familiar >Talk to her, become friends, ask her out >she says yes >date for months, happiest time of my life >no longer KHHV >I love this girl, she's very sweet and doesn't mind my slight 'tism >she is incredibly attractive an 8 or 9 and very fit with great body >Can't get the idea that i had seen her somewhere before out of my head >go digging >yup, she did p--- >She probably needed money during her undergrad >video is on the hub, it's one of those "teen first time doing p---" videos >several million views >she sucked d--- and was f----- raw then facial >feel complete and utter disgust, sick to my core >vomit and cry That was yesterday night. Today went to class and hung out with her for a bit. I could barely look her in the face. Told her I was tired and went home. I hate p---. I hate this so much. I can't get it out of my head. Everytime i think about her or see her all i can imagine is the s--- i saw in that video. I know I have to break up with her and there is no point in talking about it. But she has been very kind to me and I don't want to be alone again.
: Anonymous Girlfriend did p--- 161 KB JPG 10/23/24(Wed)01:14:35 No.79215931 >be me >studying master's degree >25 KHHV >See super cute girl that looks oddly familiar >Talk to her, become friends, ask her out >she says yes >date for months, happiest time of my life >no longer KHHV >I love this girl, she's very sweet and doesn't mind my slight 'tism >she is incredibly attractive an 8 or 9 and very fit with great body >Can't get the idea that i had seen her somewhere before out of my head >go digging >yup, she did p--- >She probably needed money during her undergrad >video is on the hub, it's one of those "teen first time doing p---" videos >several million views >she sucked d--- and was f----- raw then facial >feel complete and utter disgust, sick to my core >vomit and cry That was yesterday night. Today went to class and hung out with her for a bit. I could barely look her in the face. Told her I was tired and went home. I hate p---. I hate this so much. I can't get it out of my head. Everytime i think about her or see her all i can imagine is the s--- i saw in that video. I know I have to break up with her and there is no point in talking about it. But she has been very kind to me and I don't want to be alone again.

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