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: Anonymous Lolicon Go 640 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)21:47:20 No.28124824 >I want to make an app called Lolicon-Go >Basically a Knockoff Pokémon Go >But instead of Pokemon, you catch animated lolies on your IRL phone cam >They are only located around Elementary Schools and kindergartens >Once you catch one, it send an automated screenshot with your location, name and phone number, to the local police. >Try to explain that you were only trying to photograph the fake children and not the real ones, you Sick F--- Let's work on ideas to catch predators.
: Anonymous Lolicon Go 640 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)21:47:20 No.28124824 >I want to make an app called Lolicon-Go >Basically a Knockoff Pokémon Go >But instead of Pokemon, you catch animated lolies on your IRL phone cam >They are only located around Elementary Schools and kindergartens >Once you catch one, it send an automated screenshot with your location, name and phone number, to the local police. >Try to explain that you were only trying to photograph the fake children and not the real ones, you Sick F--- Let's work on ideas to catch predators.

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Anon is very lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/31/22(Sat)19:54:33 No.71638554 >feel incredibly lonely and desperate >fantasize about love and romance everyday >26 and still a kissless virgin >keep seeing escorts shilled on this board as a solution to loneliness >in a moment of pure helplessness and desperation i decide to book one >early 20s girl and far more attractive than i would have thought to be doing this kind of thing >3 days waiting time >will be new years eve when she comes >i consider cancelling it and forgetting the whole thing every 10 minutes >the night eventually arrives >ring at the door >shes 5 minutes early >no going back now >shes very pretty and nicely spoken >let her in and she sits down in the living room >i sit on the opposite side of the room and just look at her for a bit >"just tell me when your ready" >i don't respond >emotion overcomes me >burst out into tears >"i'm sorry, i can't do this" >she looks startled >"this isn't at all how i want it to go down, i just feel so alone" >she comes over to me and comforts me >she touches my hair >"it's not a problem" >she sits on the floor next to me >for the next 10 minutes she is comforting me and saying she understands that this isn't for me >she gets up to leave and walks to the door >"hey, you forgot your money, for your time" >get out the money from my pocket >she walks back to me >i apologize to her and hand her the money >she shakes her head >"don't worry about it, besides i would feel bad taking it" >"I hope you find what you're looking for" >she lets herself out the front door >continue crying this is the lowest point of my life
: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/31/22(Sat)19:54:33 No.71638554 >feel incredibly lonely and desperate >fantasize about love and romance everyday >26 and still a kissless virgin >keep seeing escorts shilled on this board as a solution to loneliness >in a moment of pure helplessness and desperation i decide to book one >early 20s girl and far more attractive than i would have thought to be doing this kind of thing >3 days waiting time >will be new years eve when she comes >i consider cancelling it and forgetting the whole thing every 10 minutes >the night eventually arrives >ring at the door >shes 5 minutes early >no going back now >shes very pretty and nicely spoken >let her in and she sits down in the living room >i sit on the opposite side of the room and just look at her for a bit >"just tell me when your ready" >i don't respond >emotion overcomes me >burst out into tears >"i'm sorry, i can't do this" >she looks startled >"this isn't at all how i want it to go down, i just feel so alone" >she comes over to me and comforts me >she touches my hair >"it's not a problem" >she sits on the floor next to me >for the next 10 minutes she is comforting me and saying she understands that this isn't for me >she gets up to leave and walks to the door >"hey, you forgot your money, for your time" >get out the money from my pocket >she walks back to me >i apologize to her and hand her the money >she shakes her head >"don't worry about it, besides i would feel bad taking it" >"I hope you find what you're looking for" >she lets herself out the front door >continue crying this is the lowest point of my life

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Bona fide hustler | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Cx3fXFQ+ ) Homeless Settings Mobile Home 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:12 No.495834525 104 KB JPG I'm living in my car homeless what do I do? I'm tired of sleeping in my car and have no job. I'm physically in shape. Anonymous (ID: FDaXPmzG ) >>495834525 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:54 No.495834571 Army Anonymous (ID: LotKPvay)[+] >>495834525 (OP) >I'm physically in shape 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:35 No.495834626 invest in a pair of kneepads and head to the back of your local Wendy's Anonymous (ID: rjX3ASfa ) >>495834525 (OP). An hero 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:46 No.495834651
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Cx3fXFQ+ ) Homeless Settings Mobile Home 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:12 No.495834525 104 KB JPG I'm living in my car homeless what do I do? I'm tired of sleeping in my car and have no job. I'm physically in shape. Anonymous (ID: FDaXPmzG ) >>495834525 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:54 No.495834571 Army Anonymous (ID: LotKPvay)[+] >>495834525 (OP) >I'm physically in shape 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:35 No.495834626 invest in a pair of kneepads and head to the back of your local Wendy's Anonymous (ID: rjX3ASfa ) >>495834525 (OP). An hero 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:46 No.495834651

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Anonymous (ID: 9DAev2UF) The Edgy police 01/29/25(Wed)20:19:02 No.495837941 Getting Detained by Counter Terrorism 229K views • 1 day ago 116 KB PNG 11:43 Chuds, Im s------- myself What do I do if they come for me? Anonymous (ID: NoYXeSks) >>495837941 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)20:20:29 No.495838040 Ask them if they have a licence to arrest you.
Anonymous (ID: 9DAev2UF) The Edgy police 01/29/25(Wed)20:19:02 No.495837941 Getting Detained by Counter Terrorism 229K views • 1 day ago 116 KB PNG 11:43 Chuds, Im s------- myself What do I do if they come for me? Anonymous (ID: NoYXeSks) >>495837941 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)20:20:29 No.495838040 Ask them if they have a licence to arrest you.

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Skill check | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)23:29:26 No.701199491 5redYmy29MKBKKSSAWb4iT-1200-80.jpg 160 KB JPG >Game is about sword fighting >First boss is beaten by burning him alive Anonymous He filtered millions. 01/25/25(Sat)23:29:49 No.701199509 >>701204035 # >>701206615 # >>701207269 # >>701210394 # >>701215398 #>>701215785 #
Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)23:29:26 No.701199491 5redYmy29MKBKKSSAWb4iT-1200-80.jpg 160 KB JPG >Game is about sword fighting >First boss is beaten by burning him alive Anonymous He filtered millions. 01/25/25(Sat)23:29:49 No.701199509 >>701204035 # >>701206615 # >>701207269 # >>701210394 # >>701215398 #>>701215785 #

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The Collyer brothers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house
Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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How anon found out about 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed) 22:25:39 No.72686766 F--- it, anyone in the mood for telling their High School stories? I'll share a funny one which is also how I first found out about 4chan >be me a couple months into 2nd year of HS >Be in computer class doing some work that we have to print off and hand in >Made some friends so we're sitting in the same part of the room together but the seats and computers are angled in an open way so the teacher can easily get around the class >Go print off my work and wait by the printer >Hear my friends giggling and see they're on my computer, think they probably just edited my work as a meme or something >Go back to my desk, see that they turned off my monitor, I sit down and say "alright what did you do now" >Turn on my monitor and it's some d--- rating thread on 4chan, multiple tabs and windows of d--- pics are open on my screen >Get caught so off guard I literally scream and teacher asks what happened and starts walking to me >Spill my spaghetti hard and turn off my monitor, and say nothing's happened >Teacher is about to ask me to turn on my monitor but before she finished speaking I was holding the power button to force shut down and restart the comp >Teacher got annoyed and demanded an explanation, spaghetti out I just had a bad crash/freeze It was okay since I had my work printed but that gave me a heart attack kek
Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed) 22:25:39 No.72686766 F--- it, anyone in the mood for telling their High School stories? I'll share a funny one which is also how I first found out about 4chan >be me a couple months into 2nd year of HS >Be in computer class doing some work that we have to print off and hand in >Made some friends so we're sitting in the same part of the room together but the seats and computers are angled in an open way so the teacher can easily get around the class >Go print off my work and wait by the printer >Hear my friends giggling and see they're on my computer, think they probably just edited my work as a meme or something >Go back to my desk, see that they turned off my monitor, I sit down and say "alright what did you do now" >Turn on my monitor and it's some d--- rating thread on 4chan, multiple tabs and windows of d--- pics are open on my screen >Get caught so off guard I literally scream and teacher asks what happened and starts walking to me >Spill my spaghetti hard and turn off my monitor, and say nothing's happened >Teacher is about to ask me to turn on my monitor but before she finished speaking I was holding the power button to force shut down and restart the comp >Teacher got annoyed and demanded an explanation, spaghetti out I just had a bad crash/freeze It was okay since I had my work printed but that gave me a heart attack kek

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anon gets rich | /r/Greentext

1/5 +Z6ZgAJZ (OP) 29m (01/30/25 00:20) 59723809 · 10 Re - 3 Img JPG 70KB. (800 x 800) Gc_ElrsW4AAizz3.jpg . AMAGE >Be me > 2016 > Doubt crypto since I first heard about >See BTC moon >"Maybe there's something to this" > Buy in around $800 mark >Start doing a bit of research on it > "Huh, this sounds kinda cool actually" >It goes half off a couple days later >Fuckisthisshit.png >Paperhand and sell at 50% loss >Absolutely p----- > Assume that crypto is just a way to lose money and scam people >"I'm so f------ stupid. F--- this gay ass scam. Can't believe I fell for it." >FUD it every chance I get with everyone I know when/if the topic comes up >*Fast forward* >2021 >Hear about BTC mooning to 50k > "H--------, so many people are gonna get absolutely f----- by that scam, can't believe people would actually pay for that fake garbage" >Absolutely revel in the crash of 2022 > "Hah, that's what those dumb cryptofags get for believing in that scam" >Post schadenfreude tier s--- wherever I can to absolutely dunk on cryptobros >Crypto slowly fades away from my memory as it enters the bear market and I get bored of insulting people (1/2) 2/5 +Z6ZgAJZ (OP) 26m (01/30/25 00:23) 59723830 JPG 7KB (225 x 225) ywegf8734fuyGHDGD8.jpg 1 Reply >*Fast forward again* > Now 2024 >Mostly forgot crypto existed by this point, never really in tune with any news about it >A couple months into my new finance job > Be browsing the market to research companies to invest in and pitch to wagie cagie keyholders to add to our retirement managed fund > "Oh yeah, crypto is a thing" >Get bored on shift, go to /biz/ and check s--- on CoinGecko >"H--------, this stuff is still around?" > Browsing /biz/ >Kindalooksfuninhere.jfif >Waste entire wagie day just researching crypto projects I like >Literally posting on /biz/ on the company clock >Find a couple legacy coins, utility coins, and one memecoin to f--- around with >Having the most fun I've had with crypto >Ports starts bleeding because of the recent bear action > Not inclined to sell at all, still having a good time, still cozy >mfw (2/2) I finally f------ got it after all these years. This place felt fun. Specifically here. R*ddit is too hivemind for me to enjoy it there. Probably the most fun I've ever had with investing. What a welcome though with this red market. You guys are pretty cool.
1/5 +Z6ZgAJZ (OP) 29m (01/30/25 00:20) 59723809 · 10 Re - 3 Img JPG 70KB. (800 x 800) Gc_ElrsW4AAizz3.jpg . AMAGE >Be me > 2016 > Doubt crypto since I first heard about >See BTC moon >"Maybe there's something to this" > Buy in around $800 mark >Start doing a bit of research on it > "Huh, this sounds kinda cool actually" >It goes half off a couple days later >Fuckisthisshit.png >Paperhand and sell at 50% loss >Absolutely p----- > Assume that crypto is just a way to lose money and scam people >"I'm so f------ stupid. F--- this gay ass scam. Can't believe I fell for it." >FUD it every chance I get with everyone I know when/if the topic comes up >*Fast forward* >2021 >Hear about BTC mooning to 50k > "H--------, so many people are gonna get absolutely f----- by that scam, can't believe people would actually pay for that fake garbage" >Absolutely revel in the crash of 2022 > "Hah, that's what those dumb cryptofags get for believing in that scam" >Post schadenfreude tier s--- wherever I can to absolutely dunk on cryptobros >Crypto slowly fades away from my memory as it enters the bear market and I get bored of insulting people (1/2) 2/5 +Z6ZgAJZ (OP) 26m (01/30/25 00:23) 59723830 JPG 7KB (225 x 225) ywegf8734fuyGHDGD8.jpg 1 Reply >*Fast forward again* > Now 2024 >Mostly forgot crypto existed by this point, never really in tune with any news about it >A couple months into my new finance job > Be browsing the market to research companies to invest in and pitch to wagie cagie keyholders to add to our retirement managed fund > "Oh yeah, crypto is a thing" >Get bored on shift, go to /biz/ and check s--- on CoinGecko >"H--------, this stuff is still around?" > Browsing /biz/ >Kindalooksfuninhere.jfif >Waste entire wagie day just researching crypto projects I like >Literally posting on /biz/ on the company clock >Find a couple legacy coins, utility coins, and one memecoin to f--- around with >Having the most fun I've had with crypto >Ports starts bleeding because of the recent bear action > Not inclined to sell at all, still having a good time, still cozy >mfw (2/2) I finally f------ got it after all these years. This place felt fun. Specifically here. R*ddit is too hivemind for me to enjoy it there. Probably the most fun I've ever had with investing. What a welcome though with this red market. You guys are pretty cool.

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Caterpillanon becomes a butterfly. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous blogpost 5 KB JPG better 01/29/25(Wed) 08:10:24 No.80207519 >spend years self-improving because no-gf >life feels in alright place, happy with myself >get gf suddenly >azn, very cute, smol, makes me food, good sex, etc >internally I'm suddenly miserable >don't wanna gym, don't wanna be >break up with her and start clinging onto my self- improvement again, they only things that's ever made me happy >be staring at my pc realizing i'm alone again but this time I don't care did I do it right? 9 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous blogpost 5 KB JPG better 01/29/25(Wed) 08:10:24 No.80207519 >spend years self-improving because no-gf >life feels in alright place, happy with myself >get gf suddenly >azn, very cute, smol, makes me food, good sex, etc >internally I'm suddenly miserable >don't wanna gym, don't wanna be >break up with her and start clinging onto my self- improvement again, they only things that's ever made me happy >be staring at my pc realizing i'm alone again but this time I don't care did I do it right? 9 Replies View Thread

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Guts 'n' Nudes | /r/Greentext

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.
jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

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Anon is mad at America | /r/Greentext

>>495764225 (OP) # >800 thousand dead russians >Trump already threatened to btfo russia if they dont concede to demands lol Imao, you're done zigger. I guess Trump wasn't on your side after all :) >>495764478 # >>495764723 # >>495765714 # >>495769623 # Anonymous (ID: KA0Oqm4S 01/29/25(Wed)14:58:09 No.495764478 >>495764308 # Don't you f------ DARE to call me zigger you american clown. I hate them with all particles of my soul and YOU were supposed to help us, REALLY help us. YOU are also a part of the problem. You didn't deliver even 10% of what your f------ country promised. Ziggers would have not advanced a step if YOU were providing help TIMELY.
>>495764225 (OP) # >800 thousand dead russians >Trump already threatened to btfo russia if they dont concede to demands lol Imao, you're done zigger. I guess Trump wasn't on your side after all :) >>495764478 # >>495764723 # >>495765714 # >>495769623 # Anonymous (ID: KA0Oqm4S 01/29/25(Wed)14:58:09 No.495764478 >>495764308 # Don't you f------ DARE to call me zigger you american clown. I hate them with all particles of my soul and YOU were supposed to help us, REALLY help us. YOU are also a part of the problem. You didn't deliver even 10% of what your f------ country promised. Ziggers would have not advanced a step if YOU were providing help TIMELY.

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anon is obese | /r/Greentext

1/1 cLcrJdWR (OP). AT 1h (01/29/25 20:19). 495782867 - 23 Re - 5 Img WEBM.3MB (404 × 720) · american mansion.webm 8 Replies TARIK >be me >amerimutt (0.22% european ancestry) >drop $1,3 million on shoddy cardboard/paper/particle board structure >head to the local drive thru burger kang for my mechanically recovered pig anus sandwich (10,000 kcal per serving, human faecal content not exceeding 2.2% by volume, contains crustaceans, cancer, and reproductive harm warning required in the state of California) >go to starbucks for desert to grab my pint soimilk latte with only 35 tbps of sugar (feeling healthy today) >sign a DNR when my coronary heart disease finally catches up to me so I don't have to pay $10k for an ambulance ride >be lowered into my XXXXXXXXXXL sized grave with a 10 tonne industrial hydraulic winch
1/1 cLcrJdWR (OP). AT 1h (01/29/25 20:19). 495782867 - 23 Re - 5 Img WEBM.3MB (404 × 720) · american mansion.webm 8 Replies TARIK >be me >amerimutt (0.22% european ancestry) >drop $1,3 million on shoddy cardboard/paper/particle board structure >head to the local drive thru burger kang for my mechanically recovered pig anus sandwich (10,000 kcal per serving, human faecal content not exceeding 2.2% by volume, contains crustaceans, cancer, and reproductive harm warning required in the state of California) >go to starbucks for desert to grab my pint soimilk latte with only 35 tbps of sugar (feeling healthy today) >sign a DNR when my coronary heart disease finally catches up to me so I don't have to pay $10k for an ambulance ride >be lowered into my XXXXXXXXXXL sized grave with a 10 tonne industrial hydraulic winch

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The man of the many words | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Weemen 01/29/25(Wed) 14:00:00 No.80206090 When I'm in the hammer aisle at Home Depot and I see a mixed race baby Akitingx 2 h IM LITERALY MIXED ??????????????? FortyMcChidna 1 h start running /s ← Antworten ☆ 2 ☆ 4 ♡ Akitinqx 1 h You don't get it I'm in a sexual relationship with OP Screenshot_20250129_135815_Reddit.jpg >"sexual relationship" Kill yourself. 380 KB JPG ↑ 3 ♡
Anonymous Weemen 01/29/25(Wed) 14:00:00 No.80206090 When I'm in the hammer aisle at Home Depot and I see a mixed race baby Akitingx 2 h IM LITERALY MIXED ??????????????? FortyMcChidna 1 h start running /s ← Antworten ☆ 2 ☆ 4 ♡ Akitinqx 1 h You don't get it I'm in a sexual relationship with OP Screenshot_20250129_135815_Reddit.jpg >"sexual relationship" Kill yourself. 380 KB JPG ↑ 3 ♡

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Anonymous 7 KB WEBP 1/29/2025, 12:19:36 PM > be hypothetical Greenland if based No.58280224 > tell Denmark to f--- off and ditch the annual block grant > stop licking frozen fish and start mining own resources > sell uranium, RRES, oil, gas, gold and diamonds to the rest of the world > Trump loses interest > become massive prosperous ice empire full of cultured Japanese people who merge with the inuits. > become ice super nation
Anonymous 7 KB WEBP 1/29/2025, 12:19:36 PM > be hypothetical Greenland if based No.58280224 > tell Denmark to f--- off and ditch the annual block grant > stop licking frozen fish and start mining own resources > sell uranium, RRES, oil, gas, gold and diamonds to the rest of the world > Trump loses interest > become massive prosperous ice empire full of cultured Japanese people who merge with the inuits. > become ice super nation

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Anon Hates Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015) | /r/Greentext

File: 1735658830776928.jpg (170 KB, 566x563) ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:59:34 No.701521031 >>701523462 >>701527369 >>701528096 >>701529484 >>701529567 >>701534662 >>701537031 >>701537235 >>701537316 >>701540548 >>701545996 >More truth serum? >No. STRONGER truth serum. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:38:20 No.701523462 >>701521031 (OP). Kojima is such a hack ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)15:56:46 No.701531772 ►>>701532125 >>701534106 File: 947359a712a1e6932822c69db(...).jpg (242 KB, 810x1440) Reminder that Sahelanthropus us an allegory for the game itself >unfinished p------------ with functions incomplete or missing entirely >created by a hack who lied to himself and everyone around him and convinced himself and maybe a few gullible f---- he's not a terrible person >rushed out the door by the evil bad guy who had different ideas of how to use it >takes literal mental gymnastics for it to stand on its own two legs ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)16:06:43 No.701532318 >>701532404 File: METAL GEAR SOLID V_THE P(...).jpg (112 KB, 1600x900) Man, I miss Paz ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)16:08:10 No.701532404 File: lasagna.jpg (16 KB, 480x360) salehe NICKTOONS >>701532318 THERE'S A BOMB IN THE VAGINA CHECKPOINT
File: 1735658830776928.jpg (170 KB, 566x563) ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:59:34 No.701521031 >>701523462 >>701527369 >>701528096 >>701529484 >>701529567 >>701534662 >>701537031 >>701537235 >>701537316 >>701540548 >>701545996 >More truth serum? >No. STRONGER truth serum. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:38:20 No.701523462 >>701521031 (OP). Kojima is such a hack ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)15:56:46 No.701531772 ►>>701532125 >>701534106 File: 947359a712a1e6932822c69db(...).jpg (242 KB, 810x1440) Reminder that Sahelanthropus us an allegory for the game itself >unfinished p------------ with functions incomplete or missing entirely >created by a hack who lied to himself and everyone around him and convinced himself and maybe a few gullible f---- he's not a terrible person >rushed out the door by the evil bad guy who had different ideas of how to use it >takes literal mental gymnastics for it to stand on its own two legs ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)16:06:43 No.701532318 >>701532404 File: METAL GEAR SOLID V_THE P(...).jpg (112 KB, 1600x900) Man, I miss Paz ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)16:08:10 No.701532404 File: lasagna.jpg (16 KB, 480x360) salehe NICKTOONS >>701532318 THERE'S A BOMB IN THE VAGINA CHECKPOINT

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Frog anon is ready | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: vTMeR+X1 USA VS FRANCE, WAR START 01/28/25(Tue)15:26:51 No.495706006 World Source News 24/7 BREAKING: Franch Foreign Minister France has discussed with Dermik sending troops to Greenland in response to President Donald Trump's repeated threats to annex the Danish tamitory 21 France it's going to defend europe agaisnt the euromutt golem, VIVE LA FRANCE! 10 97 KB JPG 01/28/25(Tue)15:37:05 No.495707086 >be frog soldier >get sent to Greenland >freeze nuts off >Trump: "yeah, I'm totes gonna take Greenland lol any day now lololol" >continue freezing nuts off just in case >Trump: "Greenland? oh yeah, that. uhhhh yeah sure, I'm still gonna take it or something, I guess" >die freezing in Arctic s------- for no reason
: Anonymous (ID: vTMeR+X1 USA VS FRANCE, WAR START 01/28/25(Tue)15:26:51 No.495706006 World Source News 24/7 BREAKING: Franch Foreign Minister France has discussed with Dermik sending troops to Greenland in response to President Donald Trump's repeated threats to annex the Danish tamitory 21 France it's going to defend europe agaisnt the euromutt golem, VIVE LA FRANCE! 10 97 KB JPG 01/28/25(Tue)15:37:05 No.495707086 >be frog soldier >get sent to Greenland >freeze nuts off >Trump: "yeah, I'm totes gonna take Greenland lol any day now lololol" >continue freezing nuts off just in case >Trump: "Greenland? oh yeah, that. uhhhh yeah sure, I'm still gonna take it or something, I guess" >die freezing in Arctic s------- for no reason

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