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>>495764225 (OP) # >800 thousand dead russians >Trump already threatened to btfo russia if they dont concede to demands lol Imao, you're done zigger. I guess Trump wasn't on your side after all :) >>495764478 # >>495764723 # >>495765714 # >>495769623 # Anonymous (ID: KA0Oqm4S 01/29/25(Wed)14:58:09 No.495764478 >>495764308 # Don't you f------ DARE to call me zigger you american clown. I hate them with all particles of my soul and YOU were supposed to help us, REALLY help us. YOU are also a part of the problem. You didn't deliver even 10% of what your f------ country promised. Ziggers would have not advanced a step if YOU were providing help TIMELY.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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1/1 cLcrJdWR (OP). AT 1h (01/29/25 20:19). 495782867 - 23 Re - 5 Img WEBM.3MB (404 × 720) · american mansion.webm 8 Replies TARIK >be me >amerimutt (0.22% european ancestry) >drop $1,3 million on shoddy cardboard/paper/particle board structure >head to the local drive thru burger kang for my mechanically recovered pig anus sandwich (10,000 kcal per serving, human faecal content not exceeding 2.2% by volume, contains crustaceans, cancer, and reproductive harm warning required in the state of California) >go to starbucks for desert to grab my pint soimilk latte with only 35 tbps of sugar (feeling healthy today) >sign a DNR when my coronary heart disease finally catches up to me so I don't have to pay $10k for an ambulance ride >be lowered into my XXXXXXXXXXL sized grave with a 10 tonne industrial hydraulic winch

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The man of the many words | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Weemen 01/29/25(Wed) 14:00:00 No.80206090 When I'm in the hammer aisle at Home Depot and I see a mixed race baby Akitingx 2 h IM LITERALY MIXED ??????????????? FortyMcChidna 1 h start running /s ← Antworten ☆ 2 ☆ 4 ♡ Akitinqx 1 h You don't get it I'm in a sexual relationship with OP Screenshot_20250129_135815_Reddit.jpg >"sexual relationship" Kill yourself. 380 KB JPG ↑ 3 ♡

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Anonymous 7 KB WEBP 1/29/2025, 12:19:36 PM > be hypothetical Greenland if based No.58280224 > tell Denmark to f--- off and ditch the annual block grant > stop licking frozen fish and start mining own resources > sell uranium, RRES, oil, gas, gold and diamonds to the rest of the world > Trump loses interest > become massive prosperous ice empire full of cultured Japanese people who merge with the inuits. > become ice super nation

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File: 1735658830776928.jpg (170 KB, 566x563) ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:59:34 No.701521031 >>701523462 >>701527369 >>701528096 >>701529484 >>701529567 >>701534662 >>701537031 >>701537235 >>701537316 >>701540548 >>701545996 >More truth serum? >No. STRONGER truth serum. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:38:20 No.701523462 >>701521031 (OP). Kojima is such a hack ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)15:56:46 No.701531772 ►>>701532125 >>701534106 File: 947359a712a1e6932822c69db(...).jpg (242 KB, 810x1440) Reminder that Sahelanthropus us an allegory for the game itself >unfinished p------------ with functions incomplete or missing entirely >created by a hack who lied to himself and everyone around him and convinced himself and maybe a few gullible f---- he's not a terrible person >rushed out the door by the evil bad guy who had different ideas of how to use it >takes literal mental gymnastics for it to stand on its own two legs ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)16:06:43 No.701532318 >>701532404 File: METAL GEAR SOLID V_THE P(...).jpg (112 KB, 1600x900) Man, I miss Paz ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)16:08:10 No.701532404 File: lasagna.jpg (16 KB, 480x360) salehe NICKTOONS >>701532318 THERE'S A BOMB IN THE VAGINA CHECKPOINT

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Frog anon is ready | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: vTMeR+X1 USA VS FRANCE, WAR START 01/28/25(Tue)15:26:51 No.495706006 World Source News 24/7 BREAKING: Franch Foreign Minister France has discussed with Dermik sending troops to Greenland in response to President Donald Trump's repeated threats to annex the Danish tamitory 21 France it's going to defend europe agaisnt the euromutt golem, VIVE LA FRANCE! 10 97 KB JPG 01/28/25(Tue)15:37:05 No.495707086 >be frog soldier >get sent to Greenland >freeze nuts off >Trump: "yeah, I'm totes gonna take Greenland lol any day now lololol" >continue freezing nuts off just in case >Trump: "Greenland? oh yeah, that. uhhhh yeah sure, I'm still gonna take it or something, I guess" >die freezing in Arctic s------- for no reason

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54 KB JPG >my dad was the coolest m------------ to me when i was a kid >city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time >he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?" >id get so f------ excited >we'd go wherever, he'd turn the lights and sirens on just because he knew i thought it was cool >used to brag about him to my friends all the time >best times of my childhood really loved my dad. turns out he r---- my sister so my mom killed him.

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Operation Soda Purchase | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous Baja Blast review ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/28/25(Tue)16:12:03 No.207232766 ex Blag Best of Natural and Toxic Line Flavor £1-99 170 COMPET 12 FL 1.71 MB PNG I thought I would never experience this. I've only ever heard of this through operation soda steal. >It smells like pure sugar >It tastes really good 7/10 It gave me the runs though. 355ml

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Eh+fqnzo) America V Denmark ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/28/25(Tue)17:20:42 No.495716713 100 KB PNG >Trump tariffs exports from Denmark in an effort to get Greenland >Ozempic price skyrockets >US obesity rate skyrockets

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Message In a Bottle of Maple Syrup. | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ii0cdlsf)! F--- Canada. ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/28/25(Tue)16:38:15 No.495712758 118 KB PNG Apologize for being Canadian immediately Anonymous (ID: LDyl/sTN) [+] F--- you. 01/28/25(Tue)16:40:46 No.495712994

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/28/25(Tue)16:26:10 No.80199660 >Be me 494 KB PNG >Wearing a suit due to work >Fancy suit shoes have literally no grip on smooth surfaces >Go to super market >Almost slip and fall in front of an stocker in the cheese aisle. >See the floor >It was squished strawberry >Employee apologises for almost letting me crack my skull on the floor >I didn't because of my reflexes ;) >FFW to in the car >Realise that I could've won a lawsuit if actually slipped and cracked my skull open. Guys, always wear dress shoes to the supermarket. You can win a lawsuit when you slip because that's how you get rich in the 21st century.

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Anon's Obsession | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F--- MY LIFE 879 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:44:50 No.80184509 >have been compulsively washing my hands for years without much trouble (in a strict ritualized pattern, usually 7-8 times a day) >in recent months the urge to clean my hands has become increasingly common, and when i do wash them i force myself to start over if i mess up the pattern >cold as f--- outside lately >bad combo results in my hands drying up and sometimes bleeding at points where the skin flexes while using my hands >at first it's not too rough, annoying but fine >this morning i f----- up >small cuts all over my fingers, literally hurts to open a door >realize i have a box of gloves my sister gave me (she's a nurse) >wash my hands one final time before putting some on >even with just soap and water it stings like a m-----------, like 50 fire ant stings at once >finally get the damn gloves on >will probably have to wear these for a week >completely miserable IM A F------ RETARD AGGHHHHHH

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Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)22:50:27 No.80197536 What do you do if you're black and constantly see posts about how your race is the worst? I don't commit crimes but I will always be held responsible because of how I was born and I don't like it. 668 KB PNG Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)22:57:14 No.80197595 >>80197536 (OP) # >What do you do if you're black When I'm black I smoke weed >>80197686 # : Anonymous >>80197650 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)22:58:03 No.80197603 01/28/25(Tue)23:02:43 No.80197650 01/28/25 (Tue)23:02:58 No.80197652 >Im a good n----- trust me do you have any plans to return to Africa? >>80197671 #

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>>495764225 (OP) # >800 thousand dead russians >Trump already threatened to btfo russia if they dont concede to demands lol Imao, you're done zigger. I guess Trump wasn't on your side after all :) >>495764478 # >>495764723 # >>495765714 # >>495769623 # Anonymous (ID: KA0Oqm4S 01/29/25(Wed)14:58:09 No.495764478 >>495764308 # Don't you f------ DARE to call me zigger you american clown. I hate them with all particles of my soul and YOU were supposed to help us, REALLY help us. YOU are also a part of the problem. You didn't deliver even 10% of what your f------ country promised. Ziggers would have not advanced a step if YOU were providing help TIMELY.

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